♪ It's a sweet life, still a little messy ♪
♪ Magic life, Full of surprises ♪
♪ Fast life...♪ ♪ Gaze upon my gems! ♪
♪ It's a fun life because we got each other ♪
♪ It's a cute life ♪
♪ Living life in our own way! ♪
♪ Come on grab a slice of cake ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
♪ Fun in every bite, Friendship, rainbows, wuh-oh! ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
♪
Uh nuh nah, nanana...
aw yeah, aw yeah.. GAHHH!
That race was amazing Rainbow Dash!
How do you do it?!
Aw, thanks little buddy!
It's nothing but a little hard work, natural talent,
and all-consuming desire to be the best me I can be.
Wow...
But I don't do it for the trophies.
I do it for the fans.
(SQUEAK!) So cool.
Ahh..
It's not quite level...
My buddies! What's up?
Oh! Rainbow Dash! I'm glad your here!
Everypony give it up for Sugarcube Corner's...
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!
But I don't even work here!
You're that good.
Plus, I'm working on my next humble pie recipe
for the next Royal Jelly Juggernaut taping.
Thanks.
Y'know, of all the things I'm good at,
my favorite is being friends with all of you.
Awww-!
ORDER UP!
(SMASH!)
Ohhh!
So you're the Rainbow Dash...
I've heard you're the best of the best.
(SMASH!)
But are you the best at being the worst?
Uh... what?
I... am Dishwater Slog.
And I hereby challenge you to a Fail-Off!
When it comes to being the worst,
you got nothing on me.
That makes no sense.
It's nonsensical!
Why would I want to be the worst?
- She wouldn't! - Haha.
Guess you're afraid of a
wittle friendly compe-tii-oon--
(SCREAMING)
OH NO HE DID NOT!
I'll show you my worst, all right.
You'll rue the day you ever challenged
Rainbow Dash the brash,
the crash, the... mustache.
Huh. Pretty good at rhyming I see.
Definitely better than... Myself.
Haha! See?!
I lost the rhyming round.
Which means I won the losing round.
Wait- whaat?!
Whoever loses the most in the next twenty-four hours...
wins.
We'll compete in three categories ok?
Athleticism, creativity,
and yep, emotions.
Think you can handle that, winner?
And by that I mean--
Loo-serrrr.
Ha!
Sit back and watch, everypony,
as the best does her worst.
Rainbow Dash...
Now, why would you try to be worse than you are?
About the worst she's ever been is when she forgot
to give me back the book I leant her.
I can't say no to a friendly competition-!
Uhh.. Shouldn't you be rushing out too?
Nah. This is kinda my whole thing.
I don't try.
I'm the best in the game at not trying.
So heavy-!
Oh! I'm so strong!
Failing isn't quite your style!
(EFFORT GRUNTS)
Nice try, Rainbow Dash.
But you'll never amount to nothing.
Grrr...
Here, Rainbow Dash!
This cake was a failed experiment--
so why don'tcha take a whack at failing to decorate it?!
It would be an honor
to turn this into a creative failure, Pinkie.
Oooh, impressive!
No it's not! It's terrible!
Wow! Perfect randomness!
It's... it's beautiful.
Er, sorry.
But you have to admit it looks good!
Heh. - Voilà!
May I present Sugarcube Corner's
Worst Customer of the Month: me!
I have never seen anything worse.
My picture-!
Hello hello everypony!
Rainbow, how's-
Ahh, IT'S HORRID!
Another job poorly done.
Keep it up, champ!
Okay now you're making me mad-!
Ah-ah-ah!
Keep expressing your emotions so healthily,
and you'll lose the emotional failure round.
GRRRR!
♪
There you are my fiery friend.
With my flair for le dramatique
I will be your inspired director!
Now this, I gotta see.
Now let me explain it
so you can understand:
The key to being an emotional failure
is complete suppression of your feelings!
You don't need to explain it to-!
Rainbow Dash, don't take the bait.
Right.Game face ON!
Cue Fluttershy!
C-could I please, have a tiny little hug?
Nah, I'm good.
Rejection! Noice!
Cue Applejack! Bring the rage!
Ok Rainbow Dash,
get mad at me! Flying is overrated!
There are too many colors in the rainbow!
You still haven't returned my book!
Woah, got real there for a second.
She is doing it-!
Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!
AGH! (THUD)
(CRYING)
- You okay little dude? - Y-Yeah...
What is the matter with you?!
Don't you feel bad about being so... Bad?!
(YAWNING) Not really.
You oughtta be ashamed of yourself
making others feel small all the time!
How can you take pride in being so-
so- mediocre?!
Easily.
If you're such a big failure,
then why are you succeeding at being such a jerk?
I-er-h-hey! OK! That doesn't count!
Well I say it does.
You were a champion-level jerk when you painted over
Pinkie's portrait. And yet again when you broke
Pinkie's sundae glass-- twice!
Which means... we're tied!
Fine. If that's how you wanna play it
then we'll just have to have a tiebreaker!
BOTH: Loser take all!
At sunset... we race.
(GASPS) (GULP!)
A race?! How am I gonna lose that?!
You don't have to do this, Rainbow Dash.
Yeah. You're the best and we love that about you.
I know, but...
ever since I was a filly,
I could never back down from a challenge.
And nothing's challenged me like this in a long time.
Okay, but...
purposefully acting worse than you are?
There must be a way...
Maybe a potion will make me worse!
(GLUGGING)
(ZAP!)
(CHEERING)
Nope... still awesome.
It's time.
(EFFORT NOISES)
You're gonna win, sooooo easily.
Yeah right.
You're so fast you're gonna break the sound barrier.
On your marks! Get set-!
GOOOOOOOO!
♪
She's losing-!
She's really losing!
Huh. Doesn't feel great to say.
This just ain't the Rainbow Dash we know and love-
Look-! The final leg of the race!
Go Rainbow Dash!
Beat that meanie!
Okay, yeah, enough of this!
I'm a winner, and winners gonna--!
WIIIIIIIN!
(CHEERING) - Go Rainbow Dash!
Ha. Knew you couldn't do it.
My condolences.
Thanks. Good game.
Wait, what'd you just say?
I said, "good game"
because that's the nice thing to do when you
clobber an opponent.
But- but-! The competition-!
Don't you wanna beat me at my own game?
Nah. I'm good at being me.
Awesome, awesome me.
B-bu-but you're not playing by my rules!
I hope you're happy-!
I am!
Oh darling, you are the absolute worst!
Er, actually, I won.
Not to brag.
Yeah, but you're the worst at being the worst!
Okay now that's a title I can get behind.
Plus-- I don't do it to live up to anypony else's standards.
I do it for the fans!
Oh by the way, Applejack, here's your book back.
Loved the symbolism!
You really are the best.
Ooh, I've been meaning to read that one-!
I've already read it. Lemme spoil the ending--!
♪