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♪♪
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Tea?
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[gasp]
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Trendy coats,
bedrolls, saddlebags?
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Ooooh! A surprise vacation
just for the two of us?
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How thoughtful!
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I hear Puerto Caballo is
lovely this time of year.
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Sand like powdered sugar.
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Um, Princess
Celestia is taking us
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on an overnight goodwill
tour of Yakyakistan.
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I just found out.
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[gasp] So what you're saying is
no tea? Oh well, that's fine.
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I wasn't thirsty anyway.
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If you're looking
for something to do,
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you could spend the evening
with Spike and Big Mac.
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[laughter] Ha.
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You aren't kidding.
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They're very nice. They have
a "Top Secret" thing they do
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whenever we leave
Ponyville,
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although everypony
knows about it,
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so it's not a
very good secret.
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I think you'd
have fun with them.
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"Fun?" With sidekicks?
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Oh, you must think that
we're in a dimension
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where everything
is opposite.
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[poof!]
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Da dee la! I'm Opposite Discord
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and I want to hang out
with Spike and Big Mac!
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I'm sure I'd have fun.
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WELL GUESS WHAT, SASSAFRAS!
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I'M OPPOSITE FLUTTERSHY
AND I'M SICK OF BEING NICE
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AND QUIET ALL THE TIME!
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[poof!]
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Let me explain it to
you as simply as I can.
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Me? Amazing. Them? Well,
I've already forgotten
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who we're talking
about. You see?
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All I'm saying is
it's an opportunity
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to expand your
circle of friends.
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Unless you're afraid
they won't like you.
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Oh please, don't stoop to
tedious reverse psychology.
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You're better than that.
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It never hurts to
make new friends.
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Hmph. Consider
it considered.
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[poof!]
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[gasp]
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Couldn't I just come
with you instead?
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♪ My little pony,
my little pony ♪
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♪ Aaaahhh ♪
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♪ My little Pony ♪
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♪ I used to wonder what
friendship could be. ♪
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♪ My Little Pony ♪
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♪ Until you all shared
its magic with me. ♪
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♪ Big adventure! ♪
♪ Tons of fun ♪
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♪ A beautiful heart! ♪ ♪
Faithful and strong! ♪
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♪ Sharing kindness ♪
♪ it's an easy feat ♪
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♪ And magic makes it
all complete! ♪
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♪ To have my little pony ♪
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♪ Do you know you're all
my very best friends? ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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I suppose this is
goodbye, then.
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Have an absolutely
fabulous voyage.
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[finger snap]
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[whoosh]
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Discord.
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Well, it's not my fault
the new train route
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leads into an active volcano.
Guess you'll have to stay.
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Oh, you're no fun.
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[finger snap]
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[poof]
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I got my bedroll, parka,
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unattractive but
functional hikin' boots.
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Uh, anything I
forgot, Pinkie Pie?
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You're our resident
Yakyakistan expert.
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Nope! I brought
Yeti food.
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Did I forget to mention
there's a pony-eating Yeti
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on Frostfield Glacier? We're
gonna have so much fun!
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Ha. If he messes with us, I'll
turn that Yeti into confetti.
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[train whistle and chugging]
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Somepony's in an awful quick
hurry to get us outta here.
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Don't y'all have too
much fun without us.
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I bet you boys have big
plans. Right, Spike?
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I'm sure I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Although if I did, I
certainly wouldn't be
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allowed to discuss
it with you girls.
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Bye-bye!
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[train whistle]
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Bye y'all!
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[train tracks rattling]
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[train whistle]
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[whispering]
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Fascinating article, yes?
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[whispering] Don't let them
come over, please don't
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let them come over,
please, please, please!
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Oh! Salutations, my friends!
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Wish I could stay and chat,
but... I don't want to.
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Wait! Um, we were wondering...
what are you up to tonight?
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Here we go.
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Do you want to, I
don't know... hang out?
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Is that like
something you do?
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Oh, Twilight's friend
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and Applejack's
monosyllabic brother!
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If only I weren't super
busy this evening.
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I guess Guys' Night
will just be you and me.
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A Guys' Night?
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You mean a rowdy evening
of reckless revelry?
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Zoot suits, fedoras,
swing dancing?
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Eh, something like that.
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You should totally come!
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Three of us would be
way better than two.
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That does sound
fun, actually.
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Too bad you're busy.
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Well, I suppose I
could squeeze you in
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if I moved a few very
important ponies around.
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June, honey? Be a dear,
reschedule Luna and Cay-Cay?
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That's what I call Princess
Celestia. What a hoot.
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In fact, clear
the whole evening.
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Tonight is Guys' Night.
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These fellas invited
me to spice things up
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and bring a little class
to the whole affair.
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[poof!]
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Tonight will be the best
night of your lives.
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And not just because you
get to bask in my greatness.
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I do love basking in
things. See you tonight!
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Twilight's castle. The fun
starts promptly at sundown.
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Technically the fun
starts when I arrive,
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but I'll make sure it's
around sunset. Adieu, fellas.
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And... we have sundown.
Repeat: we have sundown.
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I declare tonight's
GUYS' NIGHT ceremonies
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officially... OPEN!
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EYUP!
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It's Guys' Night aw yeah
havin' fun now, aw yeah.
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Eyup, eyup, eyup,
eyup, oh yeah.
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♪ [trumpet fanfare] ♪
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What the hay?
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[quick pitter patter]
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Announcing the
much-anticipated arrival
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of the Spirit of
Chaos and Disharmony,
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the Purveyor of Pandemoneum,
Lord of Lawlessness,
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Earl of Turmoil,
Bringer of Bedlam...
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Du-du-dun-dun-dunana DISCORD!
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[cheering & fast techno music]
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So shall we hop to it?
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I've made a list of the
rowdiest establishments
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in Ponyville. It's
rather short.
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Actually we're staying here.
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I hope you like
AWESOME GAMES!
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Games! I love games.
I'm great at games.
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[poof!]
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Famous Ponies Charades?
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Oh this is an easy
one. Who am I?
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Huh? Huh?
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OH, COME ON!
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Uh, I'm talking
about a real game.
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Oh, you mean like trapping
best friend ponies
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in hedge mazes and turning
them against each other.
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Those were the days.
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[meow]
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Not exactly. Wait here.
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Whatever it is,
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it can only get better
by adding me to the mix.
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Spike: OK!
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In a world where
evil reigns supreme,
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a small band of
warriors stands tall
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against the darkness. This
is... Ogres & Oubliettes.
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[gasp]
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Oh this looks like--
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--the best game
ever? You're right!
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Yes.
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Ogres & Obliettes is a fantasy
role-playing adventure game.
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Our goal? Defeat the
evil Squid Wizard,
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or as we call him [little
snort laugh] "The Squizard."
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[fake laugh]
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[laughter]
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The Squizard has laid
siege to the last free city
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in Spiketopia; that's
the name of the land.
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He's kidnapped a beautiful
unicorn princess
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named Shmarity.
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Uh, which is like a
normal name in Spiketopia,
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so, you know, don't
think about it too much.
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Fear not. Your romantic
delusions are safe with me.
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First things first: you've got
to create a character. Name?
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How 'bout... "Discord."
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The whole point of the
game is you get to use
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your imagination and
be someone you're not.
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I'm Garbunkle, a
famous magician.
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Everyone treats me with
the utmost respect.
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Just like in real life.
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Now, don't get jealous, but
I'm a level 30 enchanter with
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major skill points assigned
to intellect and perception.
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Go on. I'm listening.
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Big Mac's character is
Sir McBiggun, a level 27
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black knight unicorn
from Castle Chadwick.
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I'm listening.
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When his king aligned
himself with the Squizard,
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Sir McBiggun would not
besmirch his honor.
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Enope.
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I'm listening.
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And so it came to pass, the
magician and black knight
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vowed to rid Spiketopia
of the evil Squizard.
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So, your character's name...
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I already have the best
name in the universe.
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Why would I change it for
something like Captain Wuzz?
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Captain Wuzz it is!
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[groan]
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What class are
you, Captain Wuzz?
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There's archers,
mages, rogues...
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Can I suggest we take a
break and, I don't know,
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go out and have some fun?
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Ponyville's not going
to paint itself red.
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You'll love it once we get
started. How about an archer?
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Sounds just as miserable as
the other options, so fine.
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"Sir McBiggun," are you
prepared to enter the world
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of Ogres & Oubliettes?
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Eyup.
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Discord, or should I say,
"Captain Wuzz," are you--
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Oh, get on with it.
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[die clatters]
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We find ourselves
trapped in the dungeon
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of the evil Squizard. The
bars are locked tight.
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The bars exist...
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...in our imagination.
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Really, you describe things
and then we pretend it's real.
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It is real...in
our imagination.
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It's your turn first.
What do you want to do?
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Curse myself for attending
this infernal evening?
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Oh ha ha, oh you
mean in the game.
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Well, you can do
whatever you want.
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Then I roll this 20-sided die
to see if you're successful.
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I stick my head through
the bars and demand
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for the immediate release
of the Lord of Chaos.
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That's a big risk.
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You have to roll a seventeen
or higher to succeed.
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Oh. Bad idea. The
guard gets mad.
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This spell here. I transform
him into a parsnip.
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You need eleven intelligent
points to cast a
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"Transform into Root
Vegetable" spell.
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I'm not intelligent?!
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I cast it anyway because
this game is stupid.
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The spell backfires...
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...so your claws grow leaves
and transform into parsnips.
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He heh. Parsnips.
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[snarl]
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The guard laughs.
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He calls his friends
over and they laugh too.
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[laughing]
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Don't you laugh at
ME, Big Mac!
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Does it really say
that? Let me see!
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As you get angrier,
everypony laughs harder.
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[guffaws]
251
00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,146
I seal Sir McBiggun
in a magic bubble
252
00:13:01,179 --> 00:13:03,082
until he stops laughing.
253
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,285
I told you, you
can't do magic.
254
00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:11,190
[whoosh]
255
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,859
Enope! Enope! Enope!
256
00:13:16,094 --> 00:13:18,263
Not intelligent
enough, please...
257
00:13:18,296 --> 00:13:20,098
Cut it out, Discord!
258
00:13:20,131 --> 00:13:22,201
Oh, this game is
insufferable!
259
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:25,204
Let me show you a
real Guys' Night.
260
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,539
♪ [big band swing] ♪
261
00:13:27,572 --> 00:13:30,342
Ahhhhh, this is the
life. Jazz, dancing,
262
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:33,045
the best table magic can buy.
263
00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:36,415
This is what Guys' Night is
all about. Am I right, fellas?
264
00:13:39,484 --> 00:13:40,986
Eyup!
265
00:13:41,019 --> 00:13:42,955
I know you probably
didn't do this on purpose,
266
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,390
but this table's the
perfect size and shape!
267
00:13:45,423 --> 00:13:48,961
I don't think so.
Let's have a drink.
268
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,230
Chocolate milkshakes?
269
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,265
No, we want to go
back to Ogres and-
270
00:13:53,298 --> 00:13:55,100
Oh, how about a
different game?
271
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:56,035
[poof!]
272
00:13:58,937 --> 00:14:01,974
Those are
very bad cards.
273
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,942
Stop messing with
us, we want--!
274
00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:05,878
A dance contest?
275
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:10,983
♪ [very fast swing jazz] ♪
276
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,285
Surprise! We won.
277
00:14:13,318 --> 00:14:15,220
DISCORD!
278
00:14:15,253 --> 00:14:18,557
Yes...?
279
00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,626
Look, we don't want
to do these things.
280
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,427
We want to play our game.
281
00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:24,529
If you don't want to
play with us, you can...
282
00:14:24,562 --> 00:14:26,231
I don't know, sit and watch.
283
00:14:26,264 --> 00:14:29,067
Sit and watch?
284
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:32,237
Fine! We'll play your game.
285
00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:38,911
ARE YOU READY TO ENTER THE
WORLD OF OGRES & OBLIETTES?
286
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:40,446
[zap]
287
00:14:43,114 --> 00:14:46,084
Sir McBiggun?
288
00:14:46,117 --> 00:14:48,420
EYUP!
289
00:14:48,453 --> 00:14:52,190
And... I'm Garbunkle?
That means...
290
00:14:52,223 --> 00:14:56,662
Sweetness! We're in the
game! Check it out! Ka-ZAM!
291
00:14:56,695 --> 00:15:00,999
[zaps]
292
00:15:01,032 --> 00:15:06,038
♪ [imperious theme] ♪
293
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:15,647
It's Guys' Night oh yeah!
In the game now oh yeah!
294
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,582
Discord! Where are you?!
295
00:15:17,615 --> 00:15:19,718
This is great! You
made the game real!
296
00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:24,222
[evil laugh] Aren't
games fun?!
297
00:15:24,255 --> 00:15:28,293
Should we be worried he's
using his scary voice?
298
00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:34,032
Behold. I AM THE SQUIZARD!
299
00:15:34,065 --> 00:15:36,034
[frightened whimpers]
300
00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:38,637
Oh, you're welcome.
301
00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,639
ATTACK!
302
00:15:45,076 --> 00:15:48,046
[war cries]
303
00:15:48,079 --> 00:15:49,415
RUN!
304
00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:02,461
Discord: You find
yourself on a battlefield.
305
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:04,663
A barrage of arrows
rains down on you.
306
00:16:04,696 --> 00:16:06,264
If you roll a fifteen
or higher,
307
00:16:06,297 --> 00:16:08,033
the shield protects you.
308
00:16:08,066 --> 00:16:12,604
Fourteen or lower, and,
well, HA HA you get the idea.
309
00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:16,541
[thud]
310
00:16:16,574 --> 00:16:18,610
Seventeen! Lucky you!
311
00:16:25,683 --> 00:16:27,185
Boo!
312
00:16:27,218 --> 00:16:29,321
[screams] Discord!
313
00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:30,789
[poof!]
314
00:16:30,822 --> 00:16:34,093
Sir McBiggun, I'd cover the
entrance if I were you.
315
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:38,363
This isn't funny.
316
00:16:38,396 --> 00:16:40,232
Isn't this what
every gamer wants?
317
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:43,002
To live the game. Like this!
318
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:51,276
[zaps]
319
00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:53,145
Agh!
320
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:56,314
[war cries]
321
00:16:56,347 --> 00:17:00,719
This kinda hurts.
Like, real pain!
322
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,521
Oh, how kind of
you to notice.
323
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,489
It's the little details
that really bring
324
00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:08,193
alternate dimensions to
life, wouldn't you say?
325
00:17:08,226 --> 00:17:11,296
Discord, this is awful!
326
00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:15,200
Of course it is!
Spiketopia will be mine!
327
00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:18,703
And Rarity shall be my bride!
328
00:17:18,736 --> 00:17:20,238
I mean "Schmarity."
329
00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:23,775
[zaps]
330
00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:25,310
Agh!
331
00:17:25,343 --> 00:17:27,712
Why are you doing
this? You're the worst!
332
00:17:27,745 --> 00:17:30,649
If I'm the worst, then
why did you invite me?
333
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:34,186
Because we felt
bad for you!
334
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:37,289
Because you-- WHAT!?
335
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:39,224
[finger snap]
336
00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:43,495
We're OK. We're OK! No
thanks to you, Discord!
337
00:17:43,528 --> 00:17:46,631
YOU felt sorry for ME?
338
00:17:46,664 --> 00:17:49,201
Who wouldn't? Fluttershy
told us you practically
339
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,336
begged her to stay, and
then at the train station,
340
00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:54,339
you were just standing
there, all alone.
341
00:17:54,372 --> 00:17:56,875
This can't be. I'm supposed
to feel sorry for you.
342
00:17:56,908 --> 00:18:01,113
Because I'm me,
and you're you.
343
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,148
We only invited you
to be nice.
344
00:18:03,181 --> 00:18:05,484
I mean, you're
kind of a weirdo.
345
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:07,119
Eeyup.
346
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:10,355
I ruined your night, and you
don't even think I'm cool?
347
00:18:10,388 --> 00:18:13,592
Oh, how embarrassing.
348
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,494
I should go. I have
a lot of...
349
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,729
OTHER friends I
need to see tonight.
350
00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,231
Good.
351
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,234
Yes, so many other friends.
352
00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:27,405
Farewell, Garbunkle
the Magician
353
00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:29,741
and Brave Sir McBiggun.
354
00:18:29,774 --> 00:18:32,210
May providence smile
upon thee and thy quest
355
00:18:32,243 --> 00:18:37,149
to rid Spiketopia of
the dreaded Squizard.
356
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,618
When I say it that way, the
game doesn't sound half-bad.
357
00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:43,555
Oh well.
358
00:18:45,723 --> 00:18:48,760
[sigh] It's better
this way, right?
359
00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,428
Eyup.
360
00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:52,931
Because now he can't bother
us cause he's off somewhere
361
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:58,236
by himself... all
alone. With no friends.
362
00:18:58,269 --> 00:18:59,504
Eyup.
363
00:18:59,537 --> 00:19:01,606
[sigh]
364
00:19:01,639 --> 00:19:03,842
Ahem.
365
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:07,345
We find ourselves in the
dungeon of the evil Squizard.
366
00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:10,549
The bars are locked,
and oh who am I kidding?
367
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:11,783
We should give him
another chance.
368
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:17,889
[Ahem] Captain Wuzz?
Can you hear me?!
369
00:19:17,922 --> 00:19:20,959
Oh, you realized
how amazing I am
370
00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:23,562
and that I make you cooler
just by being around me?
371
00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:30,802
Uh no, no, actually that's
not what I meant to say.
372
00:19:30,835 --> 00:19:35,740
[mumble mumble]
373
00:19:35,773 --> 00:19:36,908
What...?
374
00:19:36,941 --> 00:19:40,512
I'm... [mumble....mumble].
375
00:19:40,545 --> 00:19:41,646
We can't hear you.
376
00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:42,847
Enope.
377
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,417
I'm trying to say
I'm sorry, all right?
378
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,352
I'm sorry for
ruining your game,
379
00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:50,288
and I'm sorry that I thought
I was better than you.
380
00:19:50,321 --> 00:19:52,824
Now let's play before this
evening gets any sappier,
381
00:19:52,857 --> 00:19:53,792
shall we?
382
00:19:56,427 --> 00:19:58,663
Eyup. [Whisper]
383
00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:01,800
Huh? Yeah, yeah OK!
384
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,636
What if we forgot the board
and the pieces for a minute?
385
00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:06,605
I mean, the whole
"game coming to life"
386
00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:08,273
was completely terrifying,
387
00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:10,642
but also kinda the
best thing ever.
388
00:20:10,675 --> 00:20:13,612
So, uh Big Mac and
I were wondering...
389
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:16,281
what if you toned it
down just a teensy bit?
390
00:20:20,318 --> 00:20:25,390
[chattering]
391
00:20:25,423 --> 00:20:26,858
Huh?
392
00:20:26,891 --> 00:20:33,498
[war cries]
393
00:20:33,531 --> 00:20:35,834
I've got your
back, Captain Wuzz!
394
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:41,006
[clashing metal]
395
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:42,707
[panting]
396
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:47,512
[evil laughter]
397
00:20:47,545 --> 00:20:49,514
Garbunkle, follow my lead!
398
00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:55,520
Bullseye!
399
00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:57,522
Nice one!
400
00:20:57,555 --> 00:21:00,592
It's Guys' Night / aww yeah
/ havin' fun now / aww yeah.
401
00:21:03,995 --> 00:21:07,465
We should just close the
door and let them finish...
402
00:21:07,498 --> 00:21:09,601
whatever this is.
403
00:21:09,634 --> 00:21:14,639
No way! Did you see Big Mac's
sword! I totally want in!
404
00:21:14,672 --> 00:21:16,541
Yeah, I don't know
what it is,
405
00:21:16,574 --> 00:21:18,543
but it looks like
super-duper fun!
406
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:24,616
GUYS' NIGHT!
407
00:21:34,058 --> 00:21:36,561
♪ My Little Pony ♪
408
00:21:38,396 --> 00:21:40,699
♪ My Little Pony ♪
409
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:53,645
♪ My Little Pony ♪
410
00:21:53,678 --> 00:21:57,683
♪ friends ♪