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 ♪ [Scottish music] ♪

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[clanging hammer]

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[thud]

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[aggressive grunts]

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Ha ha ha ha ha!

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[Scottish accent]

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You're gonna have to
work faster than that

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if you plan to dig up
my whole village, lass.

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Let me help.

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[scream]

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[crash]

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Er, thank you, Rockhoof.

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But we're trying to
carefully preserve

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every bit of history here.

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Aye, this place is
full of memories.

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Did I tell you about the time
our chieftain knocked down

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five boulders with the
kick of a wee ball?

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OH! STOP THAT!

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But that's what this is for.

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Maybe in the past!

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Now, it belongs in a museum!

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Safe. Preserved. Untouched.

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Bah! Next you'll be saying
I shouldn't have used

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the old sweat lodge.

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[gasp]

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[rumble and crash]

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So you see why Rockhoof isn't
an ideal fit for my team.

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Perhaps you could use
his, uh, unusual talents?

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Of course, Professor Fossil!

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We'd be honored to have a Pillar
of Equestria on our staff.

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Thank Celestia.

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[slam]

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[crunch]

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Blech!

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That apple's made of wood!

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What a horrible trick to play!

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[crash]

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Has anypony seen my
decorative centerpieces?

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They were right here.

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Good luck!

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<i> ♪ My little pony,
 my little pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Aaaahhh ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ I used to wonder what
 friendship could be. ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Until you all shared
 its magic with me. ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Big adventure! ♪
 ♪ Tons of fun ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ A beautiful heart! ♪
 ♪ Faithful and strong! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Sharing kindness ♪
 ♪ it's an easy feat ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ And magic makes it
 all complete! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ To have my little pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Do you know you're all
 my very best friends? ♪</i>

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♪♪

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[excited conversation]

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So join me in welcoming
Professor Rockhoof

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to our faculty!

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[cheering]

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Thank you, Thank you all.

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I know I'm new
to your world,
but there's one
thing I learned

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when I saved my
village from a
rushing river of
hot lava...

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There's nothing you can't do
with hard work and a shovel!

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[smash]

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[audience gasps]

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[crash]

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Except maybe stand on stage.

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[grunt]

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So, um, everycreature
dismissed!

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We'll... see you in class!

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You think that new
pony is gonna be

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the weirdest
teacher at school?

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Or just one of the weirdest?

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Yona like new teacher!

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He big, like yak!

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And he smashes
things like a yak.

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He smells like a yak...

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Yes! He perfect.

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Guys, he's one
of the Pillars!

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He's like...
Pony history!

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HELLO CLASS!

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[smash]

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Well, Um...

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I'm your new "Theory and
Defense of Friendship" teacher.

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But I haven't had
a chance to look

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at Headmare
Twilight's notes yet.

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What have you all
been learning?

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We just studied all about how
Princess Celestia and Luna

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used a spell to trap
Discord in stone sleep

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for hundreds of moons.

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Oh, hohoho...

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so it's a class
about stories, is it?

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Stories, yeah!

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And we never, ever,
ever get homework.

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Good! The best way to
teach colts and fillies

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is by experience.

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Like the time I was in the woods
and ran across an Ursa Major.

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Really?

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We're not doing
that, right?

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You fight Ursa Major?

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All alone?

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Aye! And I
defeated her too!

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Now this, I'm interested in.

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How Professor Rockhoof win?

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Well, that's quite a tale.

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From what Professor Fossil said,
it sounds like Rockhoof

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just hasn't settled into
modern times yet.

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Our school is the
perfect place for that.

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Plus, we get a new teacher!

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This may be the fastest
friendship problem

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you ever solved.

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[crash]

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Dodge! Thrust! Shovel Leap!
Shovel Throw!

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[crashing footsteps]

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Shovel Whack!

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Now you lot be the Ursa Major.

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Lotsa growling, mind!

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[growls]

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Ha ha ha ha!

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[laughs]

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Maybe classrooms were less
breakable in the old days?

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Ooh ooh ooh! What
happened next?

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The huge beastie jumped
out of the moonlit mist,

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her fearsome fangs at my throat!

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But I rolled clear!

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[crash]

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Then what?

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She backed me up against
a wall, ready to pounce.

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[gasp]

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I looked at her...
she looked at me.

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And I say--

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Uh Professor
Rockhoof?

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Nope, guess again!

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Ahem. Oops.

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Sorry to interrupt.

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Class, why don't we go ahead
and take lunch early today?

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Rockhoof, can we
take a walk outside?

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Our school is about finding
your own special way to teach.

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And we can already tell
you're a smash with the class!

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But maybe you could do a little
less smashing in the classroom?

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Sorry about that. I did get
a bit carried away.

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The students were so
interested in my tale!

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[shudder]

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I know it's a big change,

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but I think you're
gonna fit in just--

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[fire roaring]

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FIRE!

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Rockhoof, wait!

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No time! The building's ablaze!

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We have to get everypony out!

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Professor Rockhoof
best teacher ever!

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Day cannot get better!

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[crash]

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Let's get you
outside, wee ones!

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Day just got better!

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Ally-Oop!

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Rockhoof!

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What are you doing?

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Saving the school!

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♪♪

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Just like fighting a volcano
in the good old days!

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Would somepony
kindly explain

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what is the meaning
of all this water?

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I'm not sure, but I
think it's "Surf's up!"

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Wheeeeee! Cowabunga!

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Sorry, Rarity.

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But I had to put out
the raging inferno!

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Inferno? Where?

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Did you not see the
smoke and flame?

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Yeah, that was us.

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Y'know, DRAGONS?

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Having a firebreathing
competition?

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You... what?

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They do it all the time.

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That's what we were
trying to tell you.

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We know you're used to
being a hero, Rockhoof.

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Only... what we need
here is a teacher.

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One who doesn't ruin an entire
class's friendship quilts!

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Do you know how hard it is to
stitch a pineapple pattern?

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Oh. My deepest apologies.

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I'm not used to
living with dragons.

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Or much else in
this modern time.

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Professor Fossil
made it clear

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I'm not welcome back
in my old village.

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Seems I don't
belong here either.

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WHEEEE!

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[Twilight] So apparently,
finding Rockhoof a new job

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is a lot harder than we thought.

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Has anypony had any luck?

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Uh uh. Nope.

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I thought you were gonna try
him out at the post office.

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We did.

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Do you know where I can
find Cranky Doodle Donkey?

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I need to deliver his medicine!

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He has a rash in a very
embarrassing place!

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[shudder] I did not
need to hear that.

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Yep! Rockhoof's time
as a spa masseuse

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didn't work out either.

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Now just let me know if
this is too much pressure.

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[shriek of pain]

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Well, at least Rockhoof's
really strong.

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Maybe we could find him a
job carrying heavy stuff?

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I tried that already.

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Zecora needed somepony to
help her get supplies, but...

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[knocking]

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I know you said you only
needed a few leaves,

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but I figured why not
bring you the whole thing?

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[buzzing]

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Oh, how horrid.

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None of the other Pillars
seem to be having trouble

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fitting in to the modern world.

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Then maybe they can show
Rockhoof how they did it.

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Get him used to
livin' in this time.

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Great idea!

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Rockhoof's old friends
would be happy to help.

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And I bet he'd
love to visit them.

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Hmph.

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Even Canterlot looks
different from the old days.

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Aw, I'm sure once you see
your ol' pal Flash Magnus,

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you'll feel right at home.

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Trot, 2, 3, 4!
Trot, 2, 3, 4!

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Keep it lively, rookies!

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Visitors on site!

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Company, halt!

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Rockhoof, you old
ditch-digger you!

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Flash Magnus, as I
live and breathe!

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Is this your squadron?

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After we got out of limbo, I
went looking for work for a pony

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with experience in
the Royal Legion.

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Once a soldier,
always a soldier.

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Princess Celestia was happy to
find a new drill sergeant

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for her Guard!

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That's great.

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She really put you in a
job that big... so soon?

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Oh, this is nothing.

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You should see what
Mistmane is up to.

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They made you the Royal
Landscape Artist

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for the Crystal Empire?

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Wow.

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Your work is
beautiful.

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Thank you.

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I've never worked
with crystal before,

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but in my heart, I know
I'm where I belong.

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You always could find
the beauty in things.

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But there's not much demand for
shovel ponies like me nowadays.

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Don't give up hope!

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See Somnambula.

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She'll help you
find your purpose.

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Somnambula's a
motivational speaker.

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Bet they didn't even have
those back in your time.

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Because we didn't
need them.

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Ponies knew what to
do with their lives.

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Focus on my voice, and feel
yourself unlock your potential.

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[deep inhale and exhale]

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Imagine everything that
troubles you as one big cloud.

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Now let it float away.

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You are relaxed.

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Free to do anything you wish.

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[loud snoring]

258
00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:00,386
Guess he wished he
could take a nap?

259
00:12:03,121 --> 00:12:04,423
[Rockhoof] Mage Meadowbrook!

260
00:12:04,456 --> 00:12:07,860
Your home looks just the
same as the old days.

261
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,828
Wish I could say
the same for mine.

262
00:12:09,861 --> 00:12:13,265
Well, I've had to
expand my clinic a bit.

263
00:12:13,298 --> 00:12:17,102
Many creatures need healing
in this modern world.

264
00:12:17,135 --> 00:12:20,506
Oh! Looks like you
could use some too.

265
00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:22,975
What's got you
heartsick, Rockhoof?

266
00:12:25,510 --> 00:12:29,081
Thing is, I can't do
my old job like Flash.

267
00:12:29,114 --> 00:12:31,083
Or adapt like Mistmane.

268
00:12:31,116 --> 00:12:33,819
Or succeed at something
new like Somnambula.

269
00:12:33,852 --> 00:12:36,355
Or go home, like you.

270
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:37,356
Give it time.

271
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:40,993
Even Starswirl's still
learning about friendship.

272
00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:42,261
[Applejack] Yeah!

273
00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:45,230
And I bet Stygian took
plenty of time to fit in.

274
00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:47,199
[Twilight] Hey,
look what I found!

275
00:12:47,232 --> 00:12:49,802
"Me and My Shadow,"
the third hit novel

276
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,870
by former villain Stygian.

277
00:12:51,903 --> 00:12:54,339
I'm impressed! He's
really thriving!

278
00:12:54,372 --> 00:12:56,575
[moan]

279
00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:58,844
Rockhoof? Where are
you going?

280
00:12:58,877 --> 00:12:59,912
I'm not sure.

281
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:03,115
Maybe I just don't belong
in this modern world.

282
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:08,353
Now this here is a
right mash of apples.

283
00:13:08,386 --> 00:13:10,823
'Stead of solving
Rockhoof's problem,

284
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,991
we made him feel even worse.

285
00:13:13,024 --> 00:13:15,227
I'll tell you the
real problem here!

286
00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:19,264
We haven't given Rockhoof the
chance to be who he really is.

287
00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:22,301
A pony with a metal shovel
and a heart of gold?

288
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,336
A hero!

289
00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:28,874
What we need to do is find him
a job that's as epic as he is!

290
00:13:28,907 --> 00:13:33,045
Hm. I might know
just the thing...

291
00:13:34,579 --> 00:13:37,449
I'm honored to serve
in the Hippogriff Navy,

292
00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:39,017
General Seaspray.

293
00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:41,287
I promise I'll prove my worth.

294
00:13:42,153 --> 00:13:43,589
Think nothing of it.

295
00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:47,192
I know how hard it is
to adapt to a new home.

296
00:13:47,225 --> 00:13:49,995
After our many years
below the waves,

297
00:13:50,028 --> 00:13:53,365
land customs seemed strange.

298
00:13:53,398 --> 00:13:56,401
Like you didn't fit in, no
matter how hard you tried?

299
00:13:56,434 --> 00:13:59,638
As though the world had
moved on without us.

300
00:13:59,671 --> 00:14:01,406
Never fear, Rockhoof.

301
00:14:01,439 --> 00:14:08,113
We shall be as brothers in this
bright future above the waves.

302
00:14:08,146 --> 00:14:11,083
Uh, why do the
Hippogriffs need ships

303
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:13,085
if they can turn
into seaponies?

304
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:14,920
Maybe they just like cruises?

305
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:16,054
General!

306
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:19,024
The fog's too thick to see
our way out of the harbor!

307
00:14:19,057 --> 00:14:21,593
[rushing water]

308
00:14:21,626 --> 00:14:24,196
Heave to, swabbies!

309
00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:29,401
Halt the ship and hold
her till the fog passes!

310
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:30,602
Wait, General!

311
00:14:30,635 --> 00:14:33,338
We can navigate the same way
my Coltic ancestors traveled

312
00:14:33,371 --> 00:14:37,643
through the Selkie Mists!
We'll look to the stars!

313
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:39,378
There in the
northwest sky

314
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:42,347
is the constellation
for O'Bridle's Pelt!

315
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:44,950
Steer the ship toward that!

316
00:14:44,983 --> 00:14:46,618
You heard the pony, crew!

317
00:14:46,651 --> 00:14:48,254
Make full sail!

318
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:55,928
Yeehaw! Rockhoof did it!

319
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,195
[smash]

320
00:14:57,228 --> 00:14:59,364
But... I don't understand!

321
00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:02,234
The stars have always
steered me true!

322
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:05,304
Oh, no. Stars can move
slowly over time.

323
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:08,573
They must look different now
than over a thousand years ago.

324
00:15:08,606 --> 00:15:12,244
It was an honor serving
with you, Rockhoof.

325
00:15:12,277 --> 00:15:16,916
But it seems our paths lie
in different directions.

326
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,356
Hey,
mistakes happen.

327
00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:26,992
We'll think of something
else for you to do!

328
00:15:27,025 --> 00:15:29,261
Oh, there's no need, lass.

329
00:15:29,294 --> 00:15:31,496
I already know what
I want to do next.

330
00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:33,131
Really? What?

331
00:15:33,164 --> 00:15:35,267
I heard there's a
statue spell

332
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:38,103
that sends creatures
into stone sleep.

333
00:15:38,136 --> 00:15:40,105
I want you to cast it.

334
00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:41,740
On me.

335
00:15:41,773 --> 00:15:43,142
[gasp]

336
00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:48,513
[Twilight] No!

337
00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:49,381
[Rockhoof] Yes!

338
00:15:49,414 --> 00:15:50,615
-No!
-Aye!

339
00:15:50,648 --> 00:15:52,417
[groan]

340
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:53,318
No!

341
00:15:53,351 --> 00:15:54,252
AYE!

342
00:15:54,285 --> 00:15:55,387
Hey guys.

343
00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:57,456
Need me to help you
decide something?

344
00:15:58,556 --> 00:16:01,994
Rockhoof wants me to cast a
spell to turn him into a statue.

345
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:03,628
The answer is no.

346
00:16:03,661 --> 00:16:07,099
Well, it should be aye, because
I wouldn't even be here

347
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,633
to be turned into a statue

348
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:11,570
if Twilight hadn't cast a
spell in the first place!

349
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:12,738
[stomp]

350
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:16,508
Whoa. I thought you were
arguing over ice cream flavors.

351
00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:18,377
The answer is still no!

352
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,779
Why would you want to
be turned into stone?

353
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:23,715
Because I'm a relic
of a bygone age.

354
00:16:23,748 --> 00:16:25,350
I belong in a museum.

355
00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:26,351
Safe.

356
00:16:26,384 --> 00:16:27,352
Preserved.

357
00:16:27,385 --> 00:16:29,054
Untouched.

358
00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:30,756
I don't belong in this time.

359
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:33,091
It's up to you to
make that right.

360
00:16:33,124 --> 00:16:35,060
But there has to
be a better way!

361
00:16:35,093 --> 00:16:37,195
Twilight, please understand.

362
00:16:37,228 --> 00:16:39,765
I want to be remembered
as the hero I was.

363
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:42,134
Not the disappointment
I've become.

364
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,535
But you're not!

365
00:16:43,568 --> 00:16:45,137
Rockhoof, wait!

366
00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:49,274
Spike, can you teach
my class today?

367
00:16:49,307 --> 00:16:52,077
You're not really going to
turn him to stone, are you?

368
00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:53,812
Only because it's temporary.

369
00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:55,680
As soon as I think
of a new solution,

370
00:16:55,713 --> 00:16:57,382
we'll wake Rockhoof up.

371
00:16:57,415 --> 00:17:01,086
I KNOW he has more to offer the
world as a pony than a statue.

372
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:05,257
Did you hear Rockhoof caught all
the bees in the Everfree Forest,

373
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,758
and gave 'em to
Zecora as a gift?

374
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:10,128
Wow! Terramar said Rockhoof
called down the stars

375
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:12,464
and sunk the whole
Hippogriff navy!

376
00:17:12,497 --> 00:17:15,400
He's definitely weird.
But in a fun way.

377
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:18,103
You never know what's
gonna happen next with him.

378
00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:20,739
Professor Rockhoof best pony!

379
00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:22,574
Hey, class.

380
00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:25,477
Welcome to the Theory and
Defense of Friendship.

381
00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:26,545
Another sub?

382
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:29,347
Let me start by telling
you we don't get homework,

383
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:32,150
and we only do field trips.

384
00:17:32,183 --> 00:17:33,685
Yeah, nice try.

385
00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:36,221
Twilight sent me to tell
you she won't be in today

386
00:17:36,254 --> 00:17:38,690
'cause she has to cast a stone
sleep spell on Rockhoof.

387
00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:40,325
[gasp]

388
00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:42,327
Like Discord? But why?

389
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,163
Rockhoof isn't a bad guy.

390
00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:49,134
Your instructions are
to write an essay on

391
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,869
"Heroism: And What It
Means To You."

392
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:53,138
No!

393
00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:54,172
Oh, don't worry.

394
00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:55,707
It doesn't have to
be a long essay.

395
00:17:57,842 --> 00:18:00,212
Maybe like this?

396
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,547
Or on three legs... Hmm.

397
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:06,852
What will give the wee birds
fewer places to uh, decorate?

398
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:08,420
Professor Rockhoof!

399
00:18:08,453 --> 00:18:10,789
Dragon said you want
to turn into stone!

400
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,259
Yona not believe it!

401
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:17,529
Aye, I'm afraid it's true, lass.

402
00:18:17,562 --> 00:18:21,733
But... Pony need finish
Ursa Major story for class!

403
00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:25,170
It's sweet of you to try
to get me to stay, Yona.

404
00:18:25,203 --> 00:18:28,673
But... I'm afraid old
stories like mine

405
00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:32,144
aren't worth anything
in this day and age.

406
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:35,147
Fine! If Pony no want
tell Yona story,

407
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,249
then Yona tell Pony story!

408
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,219
From class report!

409
00:18:41,252 --> 00:18:44,289
"When Yona come to Pony
school, Yona not fit in.

410
00:18:44,322 --> 00:18:46,158
Pony ways strange.

411
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,926
But Yona find friends!

412
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:50,562
Yona meet Professor Rockhoof.

413
00:18:50,595 --> 00:18:53,632
Pony brave and strong as Yak!

414
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:56,168
Not afraid! Hero!"

415
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,569
When Yona grow up,

416
00:18:57,602 --> 00:19:01,706
Yona want to be just like
Professor Rockhoof."

417
00:19:01,739 --> 00:19:04,676
Well. Since you went
to the trouble

418
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:07,913
of writing something
that nice, I suppose

419
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:10,782
the least I could do is tell
you the rest of the story.

420
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:16,755
Yona tell whole school
Rockhoof is best.

421
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,724
Now all want to hear story.

422
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,595
OK. I have the spell,

423
00:19:23,628 --> 00:19:26,531
but will you please
reconsider. Rockhoof?

424
00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:29,701
The Ursa Major tried to
grab me by the gullet!

425
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:30,969
But I ducked her claws!

426
00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:32,738
[gasps]

427
00:19:34,872 --> 00:19:36,341
She had me cornered.

428
00:19:36,374 --> 00:19:38,744
So I look at her..
she looks at me.

429
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:46,284
And I say, "Sorry you won't be
having any dinner tonight, lass!

430
00:19:46,317 --> 00:19:49,221
Guess you'll just have
to grin and bear it!"

431
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:50,789
[laughter]

432
00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:55,560
And then I tossed her away with
my shovel, high into the sky.

433
00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:59,397
And she's been a constellation
up there ever since.

434
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:00,966
Or so I'm told.

435
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:03,668
And that's the end of my story.

436
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:07,906
One more story!
One more story!

437
00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:10,308
No no. Thank you
for listening.

438
00:20:10,341 --> 00:20:11,910
But it's time to say good-bye.

439
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:14,880
Wait.

440
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,616
You said there wasn't anything
in this time you were good at.

441
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,785
What about telling stories?

442
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,855
It was just a tall tale...

443
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:26,324
One that captured the
hearts and imagination

444
00:20:26,357 --> 00:20:28,526
of everycreature here.

445
00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:31,496
Plus pony story super fun!

446
00:20:31,529 --> 00:20:34,666
[cheers]

447
00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:37,702
As the Princess of Friendship,
I'd like to appoint you

448
00:20:37,735 --> 00:20:41,673
as Equestria's official
Keeper of Tales.

449
00:20:41,706 --> 00:20:42,841
Can you do that?

450
00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:44,676
[shrug sound]

451
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:47,712
[Rockhoof] I uh, that's
very kind of you.

452
00:20:47,745 --> 00:20:50,582
But I still think these old
bones are more suited

453
00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:52,651
to a museum display.

454
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:55,487
You are a living
record of our history.

455
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,957
Your stories can inspire and
teach generations to come.

456
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:02,327
If you're a statue,
that's all lost.

457
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:05,830
But will I ever really
belong in your world?

458
00:21:05,863 --> 00:21:07,499
Rockhoof Yona's friend.

459
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:09,801
So Rockhoof belongs.

460
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:14,973
You know, that reminds
me of another story...

461
00:21:15,006 --> 00:21:20,545
Once there was a small Yak that
knew more than a great hero.

462
00:21:20,578 --> 00:21:23,848
Hey, don't forget the
dragons in this one!

463
00:21:23,881 --> 00:21:25,383
Aye, there were dragons.

464
00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:27,052
And ponies.

465
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:29,387
And plenty of hippogriffs.

466
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:32,024
Plus a changeling and
a griffon that flew...

