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[knocking]

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Order, order everypony!

3
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I hereby call to
order this meeting

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of the Rainbow Dash Fan Club!

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[excited chatter]

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First order of business:

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Let's celebrate the one
and only Rainbow Dash!

8
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Yay! She's amazing. Now
if there's nothing else,

9
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that concludes this meeting of
the Rainbow Dash Fan Club.

10
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Thank you all for coming.
Any questions?

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[undecided murmuring]

12
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Huh?

13
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Meeting adjourned!

14
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[slam]

15
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[knock knock]

16
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I'd like to call to order
the first ever meeting

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of the newest and
most exciting club...

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of which I am the president,
founding, and only member...

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The Washouts Fan Club!

20
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[horrified gasp]

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<i> ♪ My little pony,
 my little pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Aaaahhh ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ I used to wonder what
 friendship could be ♪</i>

25
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<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Until you all shared
 its magic with me. ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Big adventure! ♪
 ♪ Tons of fun ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ A beautiful heart! ♪
 ♪ Faithful and strong! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Sharing kindness ♪
 ♪ it's an easy feat ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ And magic makes it
 all complete! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ To have my little pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Do you know you're all
 my very best friends? ♪</i>

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♪♪

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Oh, hey Scootaloo, I was
just in the neighbor--

35
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Oh, what's this?

36
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Did I interrupt your
fan club meeting?

37
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Hey! What are
you doing here?

38
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I could ask you
the same question!

39
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Oh uh, you know... stuff.

40
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Definitely not starting a
new fan club or anything.

41
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HA! It's no use
pretending.

42
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I heard everything
when I was outside
eavesdropping

43
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like I do for
every meeting!

44
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You eavesdrop on
every meeting?

45
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That's... weird.

46
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Well, sure it sounds weird
when you say it out loud.

47
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And I probably shouldn't because
eavesdropping is wrong,

48
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but still...

49
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Why are you starting
a new fan club?

50
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I just think maybe it's
time for me to explore...

51
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other fan clubs.

52
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What is a "The Washouts?"

53
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Only the newest and greatest and
ONLY stunt troupe in Equestria!

54
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Stunt troupe?

55
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How can I explain it?
Like the Wonderbolts,

56
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just TWENTY BAJILLION
PERCENT COOLER.

57
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Twenty bajillion?

58
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They do all sorts of extreme
stunts that focus on daredevilry

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and sheer guts, rather
than boring old

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flight-and-formation junk.

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Boring old flight
and formation junk?

62
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Are you just repeating
everything I say?

63
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Only because my brain
feels like it's strapped

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to one of those rockets
about to explode.

65
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So you do
get it!

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Aren't they awesome?

67
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Can you believe she
actually said that?

68
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Well, yeah, eavesdropping on
every meeting is kinda weird.

69
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I mean she basically said that
the Wonderbolts aren't cool!

70
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And it kinda sounded like she
didn't think I was cool either.

71
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But pah! We all
know that's crazy.

72
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I mean, I'm definitely
not worried

73
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about her looking up
to somepony else.

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Nope. 

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Not.

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At.

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ALL.

78
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Well, I'd understand
if you were.

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It'd be like if Apple Bloom
started lovin' bananas

80
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more than apples!

81
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Hahaha!

82
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Y'all tell me if that
ever happens, you hear?

83
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But what could the Washouts
possibly have that I don't?

84
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Why don't you find out?

85
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They're doing a show in
Ponyville this weekend?

86
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Wow... they do look pretty
amazing...ly unamazing.

87
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Trying so hard to look
amazing, is what I mean.

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NICE SAVE, TWILIGHT!

89
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[chatter]

90
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I knew we should have
lined up last night.

91
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I'm sorry for making us late.
Who would have guessed

92
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X-TREME CHOCOLATE AIR SHOW
CUPCAKES would take an...

93
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x-tremely long time to bake?

94
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[slurp]

95
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Look at this! It's a
total Wonderbolts rip-off!

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What do you mean? The show
hasn't even started yet!

97
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Yeah, but look at what
we're sitting on.

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[knock knock]

99
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Hello!

100
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The Wonderbolts
have bleachers too.

101
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We practically invented
sitting on bleachers.

102
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Ugh!

103
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And look at that! Popcorn
and cotton candy? RIP-OFF!

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♪♪

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Yeah!

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[aggressive announcer]
<i> This is the time.</i>

107
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<i> This is the place.</i>

108
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<i> This is the team...</i>

109
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<i> THIS IS... THE WASHOUTS!</i>

110
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[explosions and cheering]

111
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Quality confetti
cannon work.

112
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Agh!

113
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[hooves knocking]

114
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Oh, yeah.

115
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<i> Say it with me now, the
 Washout's official motto...</i>

116
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"LEAP BEFORE YOU LOOK!"

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[cheers]

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Lame.

119
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♪♪

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<i> Remember ponies, while
 they're amazingly awesome,</i>

121
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<i> The Washouts are highly
 trained professionals</i>

122
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<i> with protective
 fireproof flight suits!</i>

123
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<i> Do not try this at home!</i>

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♪♪

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[explosion]

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♪♪

127
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Whoa.

128
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Come on!

129
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She's not gonna make it!

130
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[slamming]

131
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[collective gasp]

132
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[cheering and shouting]

133
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THAT WAS INSANE!

134
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WHOO HOO!

135
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I told you!

136
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I mean... [ahem] it
was pretty cool.

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Who are these guys?

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♪♪

139
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I can't just go up
and TALK to them!

140
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You can if you're with me.

141
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After all, one of the reasons
there's a Rainbow Dash fan club

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is because I'm
fearless. Observe.

143
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Hey!

144
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Uh... so...

145
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as a fellow aerobatic
professional,

146
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I really enjoyed
your show.

147
00:07:04,656 --> 00:07:07,760
Heh, actually, you might
recognize me since I'm a...

148
00:07:07,793 --> 00:07:10,596
"pause for dramatic effect..."

149
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A Wonderbolt.

150
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[laughter]

151
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Join the club!

152
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[confused] OK.

153
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No, I mean literally join
the club. We're called

154
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"The Washouts" because we
all used to be Wonderbolts

155
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just like you... until
we "washed out."

156
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No way!

157
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Yep.

158
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The name's Rolling Thunder.

159
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I got booted out of
Wonderbolt Academy cause of

160
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"flagrant disregard for
hazardous weather." Psh.

161
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If doin' barrel rolls through
nine-hundred million volts

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of electricity in a raging
thunderstorm is wrong,

163
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then I don't want to be right.

164
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Cool!

165
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This here's Short Fuse...

166
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Nice to meet you.

167
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What's your story?

168
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ANGER ISSUES!

169
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GET OFF MY BACK!

170
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Uh, OK.

171
00:08:00,579 --> 00:08:03,582
So... who's the leader?

172
00:08:03,615 --> 00:08:08,020
Only the most reckless
ex-Wonderbolt of all time...

173
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♪♪

174
00:08:16,628 --> 00:08:18,163
Lightning Dust!

175
00:08:18,196 --> 00:08:19,932
Rainbow Dash.

176
00:08:19,965 --> 00:08:21,200
[snarl]

177
00:08:21,233 --> 00:08:24,704
Scootaloo. I'm
Scootaloo. Hi.

178
00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:31,877
Lightning Dust...

179
00:08:31,910 --> 00:08:33,779
I should have known you
were the brains behind

180
00:08:33,812 --> 00:08:36,115
a crazy idea like
the Washouts.

181
00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:38,884
Or should I say
"lack of brains."

182
00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:40,152
[snarl]

183
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You two really know each other?

184
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OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO COOL!

185
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Your friend got me kicked
out of the Wonderbolts.

186
00:08:49,861 --> 00:08:54,166
Oh. That's, uh... less cool.

187
00:08:54,199 --> 00:08:57,670
And it was the best thing
that ever happened to me!

188
00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,238
Great to see you,
"Wing Pony!"

189
00:08:59,271 --> 00:09:01,807
I heard you're a
full-fledged Bolt now!

190
00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,576
Yeah, well,
I'm still--

191
00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:04,977
Mad at me?

192
00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:06,879
Look, was it wrong
of me to endanger

193
00:09:06,912 --> 00:09:08,981
the lives of your
friends? Yeah.

194
00:09:09,014 --> 00:09:12,017
But hey, now I only
endanger these knuckleheads!

195
00:09:12,050 --> 00:09:13,819
[chortling laughs]

196
00:09:13,852 --> 00:09:15,588
Don't call me knucklehead.

197
00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:16,722
[forced chuckle]

198
00:09:18,256 --> 00:09:20,960
Come on, you know you miss me.

199
00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:24,363
Me and her? We blew
everypony out of the sky.

200
00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:26,198
Really?

201
00:09:26,231 --> 00:09:30,836
Actually yeah, really. All that
wind was totally dangerous.

202
00:09:30,869 --> 00:09:32,237
But we had fun, right?

203
00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:34,707
Two fastest times
on the Dizzitron.

204
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:38,644
If I remember correctly, I had
you beat by half a second.

205
00:09:38,677 --> 00:09:42,848
Only because when I went, I
cranked up the dizziness factor!

206
00:09:42,881 --> 00:09:44,717
[laughter]

207
00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,251
Well, I'm glad it
all worked out.

208
00:09:46,284 --> 00:09:48,821
Your show was
pretty dynamite.

209
00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:50,189
Wanna know the secret?

210
00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:52,858
We basically ignore
everything the Wonderbolts

211
00:09:52,891 --> 00:09:55,260
ever taught us about safety.

212
00:09:55,293 --> 00:09:59,164
Well, we do have safety
rules for a reason.

213
00:09:59,197 --> 00:10:00,398
Don't listen to
her, kid.

214
00:10:00,432 --> 00:10:04,069
All their "rules" were just ways
of keeping their little club

215
00:10:04,102 --> 00:10:06,972
exclusive so they could
feel good about themselves.

216
00:10:07,005 --> 00:10:09,041
It's not about making
anypony feel bad,

217
00:10:09,074 --> 00:10:11,043
it's about finding
the best flyers.

218
00:10:11,076 --> 00:10:13,712
The best of the best.

219
00:10:13,745 --> 00:10:16,982
I started the Washouts
because I believe anypony

220
00:10:17,015 --> 00:10:19,018
can be the best of the best.

221
00:10:20,819 --> 00:10:22,054
You know...

222
00:10:22,087 --> 00:10:25,224
Rolling Thunder is gonna
be out for a while.

223
00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:27,726
During the finale, I
caught the ol' hind leg

224
00:10:27,759 --> 00:10:31,664
in the Crushinator Jaws of
Smash-a-lot, patent pending.

225
00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:35,000
There's a spot on the team
if you want to join up.

226
00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:36,202
[excited gasp]

227
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,739
I appreciate the offer, but
I'm already a Wonderbolt.

228
00:10:40,772 --> 00:10:42,908
I'll do it! Can I do it?

229
00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:45,344
Lemme think: no?

230
00:10:45,377 --> 00:10:47,946
I wasn't asking you.

231
00:10:47,979 --> 00:10:49,348
Aw, you're cute.

232
00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:51,850
But technically, you haven't
"washed out" of the Bolts,

233
00:10:51,883 --> 00:10:53,986
which is kinda... our thing.

234
00:10:54,019 --> 00:10:56,689
And also... "No!"

235
00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:59,191
Oh! What if I joined and
dropped out super-quick?

236
00:10:59,224 --> 00:11:00,793
That's it. You're
coming with me!

237
00:11:02,027 --> 00:11:03,696
Where are we going?

238
00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:06,098
To hear what the actual
Wonderbolts think about you

239
00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:09,735
joining just to drop
out for the Washouts.

240
00:11:09,768 --> 00:11:12,104
Say hi to Spitfire for me!

241
00:11:19,077 --> 00:11:20,312
[yawn]

242
00:11:20,345 --> 00:11:21,880
Ever seen two
simultaneous

243
00:11:21,913 --> 00:11:25,017
inverse displacement
rolls before?

244
00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:26,018
Woulda been alot
cooler through the

245
00:11:26,051 --> 00:11:29,121
Crushinator Jaws of
Smash-a-lot, patent pending.

246
00:11:30,388 --> 00:11:32,124
You... What?

247
00:11:32,157 --> 00:11:34,860
See, this is what I
was telling you about!

248
00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:35,894
I got this.

249
00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,932
You know what happens
when something goes wrong

250
00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:42,201
with the Crushinator
Jaws of Smash-a-lot?

251
00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:44,002
"...Patent pending?"

252
00:11:44,035 --> 00:11:46,739
You end up in a
full-body-wing-and-hoof cast

253
00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:49,808
drinkin' through a straw!

254
00:11:49,841 --> 00:11:51,510
But with enough practice...

255
00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:52,277
Practice?

256
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:55,948
Well, la-dee-<i> doodle</i> -da!

257
00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:58,016
Let me give you a
different scenario.

258
00:11:58,049 --> 00:11:59,251
You're probably
saying to yourself,

259
00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:01,253
"I'm young, I'm strong.

260
00:12:01,286 --> 00:12:04,890
I'm gonna go out there
and "stunt" some "tricks"

261
00:12:04,923 --> 00:12:07,459
with my new friend,
Lightning Dust.

262
00:12:07,492 --> 00:12:10,529
Well, I'm here to tell
you if you play that game,

263
00:12:10,562 --> 00:12:14,433
you're gonna find out it's
pretty hard to stunt tricks

264
00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:20,139
in a full-body-wing-and-hoof
cast drinkin' through a straw.

265
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:21,540
I think she
gets the point.

266
00:12:21,573 --> 00:12:23,308
I'M NOT FINISHED!

267
00:12:23,341 --> 00:12:26,545
Listen, I get it, kid.
I used to be like you.

268
00:12:26,578 --> 00:12:30,115
Tellin' myself: "I'm
gonna touch the sky!"

269
00:12:30,148 --> 00:12:31,150
I don't--

270
00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:34,119
Well,
WHOOP-DEE-DOODLE-DOO!

271
00:12:34,152 --> 00:12:36,455
You think you got it
made in the shade?

272
00:12:36,488 --> 00:12:39,158
Well, things are gonna
be pretty shady indeed

273
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:42,327
when you can't go out in the
sun cause you're in

274
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:47,299
a full-body-wing-and-hoof cast
drinkin' through a straw.

275
00:12:47,332 --> 00:12:50,903
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

276
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,271
[frightened whimper]

277
00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:55,074
Excellent.
Have a hat.

278
00:12:57,375 --> 00:13:02,047
Sorry. That was a
little... intense.

279
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,383
I just want to make
sure you don't get hurt.

280
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:07,085
That way you can
follow in my hoofsteps.

281
00:13:07,118 --> 00:13:09,388
Everypony's dream, right?

282
00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,990
More like "follow
your wing-flaps."

283
00:13:12,023 --> 00:13:13,425
Same difference.

284
00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:16,295
Thanks, "super-
talented flyer,"

285
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:19,164
for clearing up
what I should do.

286
00:13:19,197 --> 00:13:21,934
Clearing things up is
one of my specialties.

287
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,570
Now come on, let's go rip up
all your Washout posters

288
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:27,473
into tiny pieces and
throw 'em off a cliff.

289
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,012
I just thought of a great
way to raise awareness

290
00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:37,583
for your original fan club.
You know, the one about me.

291
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:40,052
How about a silent
auction where every item

292
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,887
is just a picture
of yours truly?

293
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,289
Haha, nahhh, I'm just kidding.

294
00:13:44,322 --> 00:13:46,458
That makes me seem too
egotistical, doesn't it?

295
00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:48,393
OH OH! But maybe
if they're framed,

296
00:13:48,426 --> 00:13:50,896
it's like, "Wow, she's so
humble", you think?

297
00:13:53,064 --> 00:13:54,166
Scootaloo...?

298
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,535
Scootaloo?

299
00:13:58,036 --> 00:13:59,104
Anypony seen Scootaloo?

300
00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:00,305
[bonk]

301
00:14:00,338 --> 00:14:03,175
My fault, my fault--
sorry, I... Twilight!

302
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:04,643
[groan]

303
00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:07,446
Sorry, I was just, um...

304
00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:11,316
Please tell me you got that
stuff so you could rip it up

305
00:14:11,349 --> 00:14:12,417
and throw it off a cliff.

306
00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:15,520
They were doing an autograph
session before practice.

307
00:14:15,553 --> 00:14:17,956
Seriously? Ugh.

308
00:14:17,989 --> 00:14:19,892
You haven't seen
Scoot, have you?

309
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,227
Actually...

310
00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:26,031
I can't believe
Scootaloo ditched me

311
00:14:26,064 --> 00:14:27,532
to watch them practice!

312
00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:30,102
Why can't she see how
dangerous they are?

313
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,637
That's kind of
the whole draw.

314
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:32,638
It's exciting.

315
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:35,173
But it's like the harder
I try to convince Scoot

316
00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:38,243
they're dangerous, the
more she likes them.

317
00:14:38,276 --> 00:14:41,046
You can't control her
actions, only yours.

318
00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:44,316
Teach her what's safe and what
isn't, like a good role model,

319
00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:46,451
then hope she makes
the right decisions.

320
00:14:46,484 --> 00:14:49,087
But what if she
chooses them over me?

321
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,956
She's gonna get hurt.

322
00:14:50,989 --> 00:14:53,091
I think I know somepony
else who might get hurt

323
00:14:53,124 --> 00:14:54,393
if that happens.

324
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,162
Maybe you're right.

325
00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:58,563
But this isn't about me.

326
00:14:58,596 --> 00:15:01,199
I'm just worried about Scoot.

327
00:15:01,232 --> 00:15:01,933
[clang]

328
00:15:01,966 --> 00:15:04,336
 ♪ [heavy electric guitar] ♪

329
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:07,573
Wow, you're really working
hard on this new stunt.

330
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:13,312
What kind of sorry excuse for
a tomato sandwich is this?

331
00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:20,585
Sorry Dash, autograph
session's over.

332
00:15:20,618 --> 00:15:23,055
Unless you want to buy
Short Fuse's limited-edition

333
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,623
half-eaten
tomato sandwich.

334
00:15:24,656 --> 00:15:29,328
I'm not signing
that abomination!

335
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,330
You haven't seen
Scootaloo, have you?

336
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:35,334
Oh! Isn't she that pony
that used to respect you?

337
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,302
[snarl]

338
00:15:37,335 --> 00:15:39,738
I'd appreciate you
helping me find her...

339
00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:43,041
so I can apologize for trying
to make her quit liking you.

340
00:15:43,074 --> 00:15:47,646
[mean laugh] Oh, I'm pretty
sure she still likes us.

341
00:15:47,679 --> 00:15:51,650
♪♪

342
00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:52,718
[horrified gasp]

343
00:15:55,653 --> 00:15:57,255
♪♪

344
00:15:57,288 --> 00:15:59,524
Lightning Dust, I
know we go way back,

345
00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:01,626
but I can't let
her do this.

346
00:16:01,659 --> 00:16:04,429
I don't need you
standing up for me.

347
00:16:04,462 --> 00:16:08,567
Obviously you do, because you
can't see how dangerous this is.

348
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,169
Do you not remember
what Spitfire said?

349
00:16:11,202 --> 00:16:13,405
Ugh, lemme guess,

350
00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:16,074
"You'll be in a
full-body-wing-and-hoof cast

351
00:16:16,107 --> 00:16:19,111
drinkin' through a straw!"

352
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,779
That doesn't even
sound like Spitfire.

353
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:22,447
[laugh]

354
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,682
That's it,
we're leaving!

355
00:16:25,183 --> 00:16:26,485
Just because I
look up to you

356
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:29,154
doesn't mean I
have to be you!

357
00:16:29,187 --> 00:16:32,624
But based on your definition
of what makes somepony great,

358
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:36,194
I have bad news: I'll NEVER
be the "best of the best",

359
00:16:36,227 --> 00:16:41,166
or a Wonderbolt
because I CAN'T FLY.

360
00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:43,035
Is that what you wanted to hear?

361
00:16:44,702 --> 00:16:46,438
But not being able
to fly doesn't mean

362
00:16:46,471 --> 00:16:48,240
I can't do
something awesome,

363
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:52,177
like strapping my scooter to a
multi-stage liquid-fuel rocket

364
00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:54,212
and jumping twenty
two wagons lined up

365
00:16:54,245 --> 00:16:56,481
in front of a
roaring crowd!

366
00:16:56,514 --> 00:16:58,216
That was awfully specific.

367
00:16:58,249 --> 00:17:01,520
That's cause it's what she'll
be doing in the show tonight.

368
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:05,123
Half-off for Princesses!
Bring your friends.

369
00:17:05,156 --> 00:17:08,727
Scootaloo, are you sure that's
what you really want to do?

370
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,695
Absolutely.

371
00:17:10,728 --> 00:17:14,166
And there's nothing
you can do to stop me!

372
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,634
You're right. You're
your own foal

373
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,437
and you have to make
your own decisions.

374
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:21,540
Good. Because I already have.

375
00:17:24,342 --> 00:17:25,310
Oh.

376
00:17:25,343 --> 00:17:28,380
♪♪

377
00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:30,182
I'm sorry for making
us late again.

378
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,383
Who would have guessed

379
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:33,151
Scootaloo's Super-
Difficult-Stunt-Special

380
00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:36,321
Cupcakes would have been
so super-difficult to bake?

381
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:44,830
Whoo wee, looks like all
of Ponyville's here...

382
00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,298
except for Rainbow Dash.

383
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:47,733
[sigh]

384
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,734
[Announcer]<i> And here to
 introduce the most
 dangerous stunt</i>

385
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:54,806
<i> we've ever performed, it's
 your fearless captain...</i>

386
00:17:54,839 --> 00:17:58,410
<i> La La La Lightning Dust!</i>

387
00:17:58,443 --> 00:18:00,545
[cheering]

388
00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:04,516
♪♪

389
00:18:04,549 --> 00:18:08,153
In just a moment, the newest
member of the Washouts

390
00:18:08,186 --> 00:18:12,891
will be ROCKET-SLEDDING down
that hill, up that ramp,

391
00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:17,796
and over all twenty-two wagons,
to land on the other side...

392
00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:20,132
in one piece...

393
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,600
...if she's lucky.

394
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:26,404
Put your hooves together
for HALF-PINT DYNAMITE!

395
00:18:26,437 --> 00:18:28,874
[cheering]

396
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,476
Whoo yeah!

397
00:18:36,214 --> 00:18:37,382
Lightning Dust?

398
00:18:37,415 --> 00:18:40,285
I have to tell you, I actually
started Equestria's first

399
00:18:40,318 --> 00:18:42,554
Washouts Fan Club...
as far as I know.

400
00:18:42,587 --> 00:18:45,857
So this is a real honor, ma'am.
Umm, do we call you ma'am?

401
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:49,261
You land this jump, you can
call me whatever you want.

402
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,497
♪♪

403
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:55,167
Wow, that sure is...

404
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,169
Dangerous? Nahh.

405
00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:58,603
Well, maybe a little.

406
00:18:58,636 --> 00:19:01,373
Has anypony tested it before?

407
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:02,941
Where's the fun in that?

408
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:04,176
[gulp]

409
00:19:07,512 --> 00:19:09,648
There's MORE?

410
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:11,883
You're not thinking of
backing out, are you?

411
00:19:11,916 --> 00:19:15,921
No! I'm just thinking about
drinking through straws.

412
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:19,691
Are you the president
of my fan club, or not?

413
00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:20,792
Of course, it's just...

414
00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:23,195
You wouldn't want to get
impeached for dishonoring

415
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:25,463
my wishes, would you?

416
00:19:25,496 --> 00:19:27,766
I-- Is that a thing?

417
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:30,902
Light it up!

418
00:19:30,935 --> 00:19:34,906
[whoosh]

419
00:19:34,939 --> 00:19:38,310
OK, now I am thinking
about backing out!

420
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,244
Too late!

421
00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:42,447
[rumbling]

422
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,783
[whizzing sound]

423
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,451
[whimpering]

424
00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:49,588
[gasps and shouts]

425
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:58,296
I know I was supposed to let
you make your own decisions,

426
00:19:58,329 --> 00:20:00,532
but that doesn't mean I
can't swoop in and save you

427
00:20:00,565 --> 00:20:01,867
from time to time.

428
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,304
If I'd known you
were gonna bail,

429
00:20:06,337 --> 00:20:08,707
I would have done
the trick myself!

430
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,575
Great! So you won't
mind how that rope's

431
00:20:10,608 --> 00:20:12,211
about to coil around your hoof!

432
00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:16,315
Rivals for LIFE!

433
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:20,752
Wouldn't have it any other way.

434
00:20:20,785 --> 00:20:22,854
I'm sorry for joining
the Washouts...

435
00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:25,624
Lightning Dust wasn't
who I thought she was.

436
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:28,827
She didn't care about me being
scared or putting me in danger.

437
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:32,030
She only wanted a good show,
even if it meant I got hurt.

438
00:20:32,063 --> 00:20:35,934
That's not the kind of
pony I wanna look up to.

439
00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:38,536
I'm the one who should
be apologizing...

440
00:20:38,569 --> 00:20:41,873
for not acting like somepony
who deserves a fan club.

441
00:20:41,906 --> 00:20:43,708
I've been lucky enough
to have somepony

442
00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:45,710
who thinks I'm
the coolest,

443
00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:47,846
but there's nothing cool
about making you feel like

444
00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:50,749
you'll never be
as awesome as me.

445
00:20:52,483 --> 00:20:54,919
I think we should cancel
the Washouts Fan Club,

446
00:20:54,952 --> 00:20:59,424
because I know a fan club that
could use some new members.

447
00:20:59,457 --> 00:21:00,759
The Rainbow Dash Fan Club!

448
00:21:03,027 --> 00:21:05,363
[knock knock knock]

449
00:21:05,396 --> 00:21:07,032
Welcome to the
first ever meeting

450
00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:09,968
of the newest fan club
for the awesomest,

451
00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:13,972
previously under-appreciated
pony in Ponyville...

452
00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:15,774
with founding member and
president Rainbow Dash

453
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:20,512
presiding, it's the
Scootaloo Fan Club!

454
00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:24,416
[cheers and shouts]

455
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,618
You know, Rainbow
Dash was right.

456
00:21:26,651 --> 00:21:29,688
Eavesdropping on your own
fan club isn't weird at all.

