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♪♪
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[click]
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♪♪
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[frustrated groan]
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You said it,
Big Mac!
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This is taking FOREVER!
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I know it's wrong
to cut corners
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when it comes to
gifts from the heart,
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but this is
an emergency, right?
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Eyup.
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Discord?
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A little help?
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DISCORD!
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[sigh]
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[inaudible]
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Good idea.
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Ahem.
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"Captain Wuzz, are you
prepared to enter the world
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of Ogres & Oubliettes?"
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Huzzah, fellow adventurers!
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Shall we storm the ramparts
of Squizard's Castle
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to reclaim Calico's Ring of
Imperceptibility?
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You did summon me for
a rousing Guys' Night
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of Ogres and Oubliettes,
did you not?
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Uh. Sort of, but...
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Do you think you could
magically hurry-up this pie
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real quick first?
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You seem to be mixing
up the Lord of Chaos
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with a second-rate clown
magician for hire.
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WAIT!
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This needs to go in
the mail today
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or it'll never get
to Sugar Belle
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in time for Hearts
and Hooves Day.
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[sheepish laugh]
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Please, can't you see that that
holiday is a commercialized ruse
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pushed on you by the
greeting card industry?
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Ahem!
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[tap tap]
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Fine.
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You owe me for this.
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[snap]
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Keep your eye on the pie.
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It's magic time!
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[poof]
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♪ My little pony,
my little pony ♪
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♪ Aaaahhh ♪
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♪ My little Pony ♪
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♪ I used to wonder what
friendship could be. ♪
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♪ My Little Pony ♪
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♪ Until you all shared
its magic with me. ♪
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♪ Big adventure! ♪
♪ Tons of fun ♪
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♪ A beautiful heart! ♪ ♪
Faithful and strong! ♪
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♪ Sharing kindness ♪
♪ it's an easy feat ♪
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♪♪ And magic makes it
all complete! ♪
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♪ To have my little pony ♪
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♪ Do you know you're all
my very best friends? ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[sniff]
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This smells... palatable.
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Well, pies really are
Sugar Belle's thing.
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But I think that makes
this all the more special.
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It shows you're interested
in what she cares about.
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Eyup.
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And, he's planning
a big romantic
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Hearts and Hooves dinner.
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It was my idea to bake
the invitation inside.
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[poof]
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"Happy Hearts and
Hooves Day, Sugar Belle.
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Meet me in my barn at
sunset for a surprise."
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Pretty clever,
huh?
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Eyup.
[giggle]
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[moan]
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Aw, "Sugar
Belle." See?
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Well, you two certainly
have bought into this
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romance nonsense hook,
line, and sinker.
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For a formerly-friendless
immortal despot,
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you're pretty cynical.
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I'm a realist.
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And love, like all things
warm and fuzzy, isn't real.
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Aw, come on. You act
tough, but deep down.
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you're a softie.
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I mean, you don't have tea with
Fluttershy every weekend
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because you like tea.
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But I do like tea!
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Every tea.
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All the teas.
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Chamomile, Earl Gray, green,
white, yellow, maté, lemon,
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ginger, chai, spearmint,
peppermint, hibiscus,
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cinnamon pumpkin spice!
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[grunt]
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♪♪
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Tell you what:
while Big Mac mails
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his incredibly
romantic gesture,
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I'll show you the splendors
of Hearts and Hooves Day
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in Ponyville.
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I bet I can prove
you believe in love.
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Fine. Call it a
gentleman's wager.
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Loser mows my lawn
for eternity.
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Is it like a riding
mower, or...?
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Tweezers!
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[gulp]
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♪♪
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[whinny]
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Hear ye, hear ye!
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This special Hearts
and Hooves Day meetin'
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of the Cutie Mark Crusaders
is now in session!
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First order of business: helpin'
my big brother decorate the barn
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for his big date with
Sugar Belle tonight and--
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Hello!
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It seems like everypony's
got somepony special but us!
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When's it going to be our turn?
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[knock at door]
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Huh?
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[squeak]
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Huh?
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Who's it from?
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Can't tell.
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It's all smudged, but it looks
like it's addressed to "Belle".
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Hmmm... SWEETIE BELLE!
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Somepony certainly went through
a lot of trouble for me
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on Hearts and Hooves Day.
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You don't think...? Could
it be...? Hang on a minute.
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Mysterious package, smudged
address, no idea who it's from?
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I know what this is.
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YOU'VE GOT A SECRET ADMIRER!
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[squeals and whoops]
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♪♪
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Spike: Ah! Another
Hearts and Hooves Day.
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Love is in the air, Discord.
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Look at all these happy couples.
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How can they be happy if
they aren't playing
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Ogres and Oubliettes?
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As a great Dragon poet once
wrote to his beloved:
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"I love you with
the utmost clarity;
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I love you, dear, my
sweet, sweet Rari--"
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Are you even listening?
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Of course.
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"Love is something-something,
and Discord is great."
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I don't know.
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Can we play O & O now?
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Sure, after you admit you
believe in love and--
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SUGARBELLE!
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Big Mac's girlfriend.
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What's she doing
in town so early?
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Well, Sugar Belle, I'm sure
Big Mac won't be expecting it.
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[gasp]
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She's planning her own
romantic surprise for Big Mac?
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What if she goes to
Sweet Apple Acres
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before Big Mac's ready
with his surprise?
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We've got to warn him!
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[zap]
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[zap]
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Whoa! [clang]
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Whoa!
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Mig Back! Mig Back!
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I mean Big Mac!
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We just saw Sugar Belle.
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She's at Sugarcube Corner,
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but I think she's on
her way over here now!
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You gotta keep her away from
here until the barn's finished!
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Eyup!
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I wonder what she
has planned for him.
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[chuckle] We don't
have to wonder.
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[snap]
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Agh!
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Will you WARN me next
time you do that?
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♪♪
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Oh, she hasn't seen him yet.
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Take note, Discord.
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This is what love is all about!
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Spike, "Love is about
spying in the bushes."
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Make fun of me
all you want,
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but look at
Big Mac's face
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and tell me you don't
believe in love.
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[chuckle]
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I hope he'll be
OK without me.
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[whimper]
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Oh, hey.
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We're just...
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not spying.
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Hush!
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I mean, he has been
on his own before,
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so he'll be fine, right?
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[sigh]
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How should I tell
Big Mac tonight?
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"You won't need to come visit
me in my village anymore"?
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"We need to talk."
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Just be honest
with him.
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You're right, OK.
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"We're finished."
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[horrified whinny]
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[pounding]
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[shattering glass]
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[thud]
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You're right. She
DID surprise him.
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Agh!
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♪♪
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[blubbering]
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OK. Things seem bad;
maybe they're really not.
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Maybe "we're finished"
was about the day.
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Ponies say that, right?
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Like, "Hey, remember yesterday?
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That's finished.
Cause it's today."
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Maybe not that.
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Oooh! I know. Maybe Sugar
Belle has a wacky cousin
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who's never been on his own
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and she has to leave him
in charge of her shop
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while she apprentices
with Mrs. Cake,
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who does that, like, two days
a week. No, no, three.
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That's why she won't need you
to come to her village anymore.
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Because she'll already be here!
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Nah. I don't even
buy that one.
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[pitiful moaning]
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[glug glug glug]
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She takes pie
baking seriously.
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Why'd I even try?
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I bet she thought I
was making fun of her.
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[high-pitched moans]
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Oh, I hate seeing you
like this, Big Mac,
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and over a
girl, no less.
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I'm calling an emergency Guys'
Night right now to cheer you up.
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[honk]
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Besides, we can't have
you ruining any more of my
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1000-year-old monogrammed
handkerchiefs.
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These are silk, you know.
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[snap]
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♪♪
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Class is now in session.
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Lesson one: Nothing
can break your heart
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if you only love yourself.
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You've got to show everypony
that you're too cool
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to be bothered with so-called
"love." Observe.
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This is how cool guys
lean against things.
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When you see a guy leaning
against a thing
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looking this cool, you think,
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"Wow, that guy doesn't
have a care in Equestria.
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Not a guy who leans
on things that cool!"
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I don't think leaning
is gonna help.
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Am I doing it right?
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WHOA!
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OOF!
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We're not like you, Discord.
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We can't put on a front
and pretend not to love.
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It's impossible.
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Lesson two: Plenty of
ponies in the pasture.
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Right, Big Mac?
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I know just the gal to make you
forget all about Sugar Belle!
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YOU SAID HER NAME!
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Oy vey.
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[snap]
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OK! We finished decoratin'
the barn for Big Mac,
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which means we got the rest
of the day to ourselves.
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There's a whole town of
possible admirers out there
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and only three of us.
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But together, we're gonna
get to the bottom of this.
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Ready? BREAK!
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Excuse me, Pipsqueak?
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Mind answerin' a few questions?
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No? Late for something?
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Are you Sweetie-Belle's
secret admirer?
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Excuse me, I'm doing a research
survey about sending pie
263
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in the mail anonymously.
264
00:11:27,719 --> 00:11:30,522
Would you say you're pro
"that," or anti "that?"
265
00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:32,324
Happy Hearts and Hooves Day.
266
00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:35,393
Did you boys happen to send
any packages to me recently?
267
00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:38,864
It's OK to say no;
I won't be offended.
268
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:41,399
Please say no, please
say no, please say no.
269
00:11:41,466 --> 00:11:45,270
♪♪
270
00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:47,506
Sir McBiggun, meet Skellinore.
271
00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:51,476
She's a level-18 Bone-Warrior
in Squizard's Mage Army,
272
00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:54,346
but only to pay off
Skeleton Student Loan Debts.
273
00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,982
Get to know each
other, why don't you?
274
00:11:57,049 --> 00:12:00,352
Wow! You're really going
all-out to cheer up Big Mac;
275
00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:01,553
I'm impressed.
276
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,455
Yes, yes, I'm amazing.
277
00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,423
Anyway, since we're
in the neighborhood,
278
00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:08,326
care for a quick game
of Ogres and Oubliettes?
279
00:12:08,393 --> 00:12:11,997
Like I've been wanting
to play all week?
280
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,265
I take it back.
281
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,834
I'm helping our friend,
first and foremost.
282
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,470
See for yourself.
283
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,478
I think he's showing her
a picture of Sugar Belle.
284
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:27,212
What?
285
00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,914
And now he's crying.
286
00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,182
No no no no no no!
287
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,917
No, he's not. Let me see that.
288
00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:32,584
Don't touch it.
289
00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:34,019
I'm looking!
290
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,020
Cut it out, Discord!
291
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,221
Quit it!
292
00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:36,989
[poof]
293
00:12:37,055 --> 00:12:38,223
She used to do this thing
294
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:39,558
where her nose would
wrinkle when she laughed.
295
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:43,995
Right there in that hole
where your nose used to be.
296
00:12:44,062 --> 00:12:48,200
I never told her how much I
loved Wrinkle Nose Cutie Face.
297
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,035
And now I never will.
298
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,469
[blubbering]
299
00:12:51,536 --> 00:12:53,773
Agh.
300
00:12:57,242 --> 00:13:00,445
OK. I think we've had enough of
the aloof Master of Chaos'
301
00:13:00,512 --> 00:13:02,614
remedies for a broken heart.
302
00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:06,351
You know what I do when I have
a problem too big to solve?
303
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:07,886
I hide from it.
304
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,922
When she can't find you, she'll
realize how much she misses you!
305
00:13:10,989 --> 00:13:15,227
Plus, if she can't find you,
she can't break up with you!
306
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,395
Eyup!
307
00:13:17,462 --> 00:13:22,367
♪♪
308
00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:24,002
I don't get it.
309
00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:26,905
We asked every
stallion in Ponyville.
310
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,308
There's got to be
somepony we're missin'.
311
00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:31,977
Somepony obvious.
312
00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:34,579
Somepony RIGHT in
front of our NOSES!
313
00:13:34,646 --> 00:13:35,947
Oh, well.
314
00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:39,018
At least the barn's looking
great for Big Mac's date.
315
00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:45,924
Too bad there won't be a date.
316
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,560
Sugar Belle is so lucky to
have a "non-secret admirer"
317
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:50,028
like Big Mac.
318
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:53,098
Well, she certainly doesn't
seem to have appreciated it.
319
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,901
I bet she's gonna take one look
at this barn and say
320
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:58,336
"What did I ever do
to deserve this?"
321
00:13:58,403 --> 00:14:01,606
Yes, what did she
do to deserve this?
322
00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:04,175
She broke my heart.
323
00:14:04,242 --> 00:14:06,144
Well, not yet.
324
00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:07,679
Technically.
325
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:11,917
In fact, she can't break your
heart if you break hers first.
326
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,219
Eeeyup.
327
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:17,088
Sugar Belle: Thanks for the
tour of Ponyville, Mrs. Cake.
328
00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:19,024
Oh, my pleasure.
329
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:21,526
I'm off to surprise
Big Mac with the news!
330
00:14:21,593 --> 00:14:24,129
Imagine the look on his
face when I tell him:
331
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,597
"We need to talk."
332
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,532
Oh, dear me, no!
333
00:14:27,599 --> 00:14:29,634
I told you, don't
say it that way
334
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,703
or he'll think you're
breaking up with him!
335
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,238
Break up with him?
336
00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:34,439
Never!
337
00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:36,374
Why, without my
favorite delivery pony,
338
00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:38,977
I couldn't imagine
being happy ever again.
339
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,445
He knows that.
340
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:42,714
Good. Save your mix-ups
for cake batter;
341
00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:44,249
that's what I always say.
342
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,317
Ha ha ha!
343
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,118
He's a good
listener, that pony.
344
00:14:47,185 --> 00:14:49,487
I promise you: no mix-ups.
345
00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:50,622
[zap]
346
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,123
Ah! Big Mac!
347
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:53,425
Sugar Belle?
348
00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:55,227
We need to talk.
349
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,567
I know why
you're here.
350
00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:03,668
You do?
351
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:05,737
But I have something
to tell YOU first.
352
00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,205
Oh, can I go first?
353
00:15:07,272 --> 00:15:08,540
I'm going to be--
354
00:15:07,272 --> 00:15:08,540
Stop.
355
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,642
Oh. Why don't we tell
each other on three?
356
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:11,143
One...
357
00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:12,510
It's over.
358
00:15:12,577 --> 00:15:13,678
What's over?
359
00:15:13,745 --> 00:15:16,114
You. And me.
It's over.
360
00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:17,615
What?
361
00:15:17,682 --> 00:15:19,317
We're breaking up.
362
00:15:19,384 --> 00:15:21,453
I don't understand.
363
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,421
Why are you breaking
up with me?
364
00:15:23,488 --> 00:15:25,590
And why are you
leaning like that?
365
00:15:25,657 --> 00:15:28,093
I don't know!
366
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,662
Big Mac, please talk to me.
367
00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:33,631
I-- you-- ARGH!
368
00:15:33,698 --> 00:15:35,467
This is why I
don't like talking!
369
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:36,634
Words can hurt!
370
00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:38,036
Words HURT!
371
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,671
GOODBYE, SUGAR BELLE!
372
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:40,606
[slam]
373
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,608
[sobbing]
374
00:15:43,675 --> 00:15:50,683
♪♪
375
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,099
[door opens]
376
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,534
Big Mac!
377
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,069
Oh, thank goodness.
378
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,504
You gotta help us with this!
379
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,610
Dude, how long have
you been not-hiding?
380
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:19,845
[zap]
381
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,679
Oh. I should probably
have said something.
382
00:16:21,746 --> 00:16:23,381
Y'all should go.
383
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:26,051
Did you... did
she... are you...?
384
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,421
Big Mac? What's going on?
385
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,123
Where's Sugar Belle?
386
00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:34,125
Just go.
387
00:16:34,192 --> 00:16:36,361
But we worked so
hard on this chart.
388
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,530
I think we've almost cracked
it, if you could just--
389
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:39,598
--not right now...
390
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,333
But I can't stand having
a secret admirer
391
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,402
who's too scared to
tell me who he is!
392
00:16:44,469 --> 00:16:46,738
Maybe he doesn't like talking.
393
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,673
But that doesn't make any sense!
394
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,241
Maybe he used to
talk too much
395
00:16:50,308 --> 00:16:51,777
and it only ever got
him into trouble!
396
00:16:56,214 --> 00:16:58,650
[sigh] What if you're
right, Discord?
397
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:01,186
What if love isn't real at all?
398
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:05,857
[ding]
399
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,392
[zap]
400
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:08,493
I'm sorry, Sweetie Belle.
401
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,762
I'm just mad and I'm
takin' it out on you.
402
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:11,997
That's OK.
403
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,199
I bet if felt good to
get it out, though.
404
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:15,867
Actually, it did.
405
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:18,436
Tellin' you how
I felt just then.
406
00:17:18,503 --> 00:17:19,604
I gotta go.
407
00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:20,338
Big Mac!
408
00:17:20,405 --> 00:17:21,206
Where are you going?
409
00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:23,541
I gotta talk to Sugar Belle!
410
00:17:23,608 --> 00:17:25,277
Discord, you've got to
use your magic and...
411
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:29,147
Guess you have
better things to do.
412
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,250
Big Mac's gonna need a miracle.
413
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:36,722
[sigh]
414
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,657
[splat]
415
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:40,458
[thud]
416
00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:42,494
Of all the rotten luck.
417
00:17:47,532 --> 00:17:48,400
[crash]
418
00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:54,840
Caught you just in time.
419
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,443
We both know I don't
like to say much,
420
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:02,413
but I'm going to
say something now.
421
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,349
Even though I'm hurting,
422
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,618
I wouldn't trade this
feeling for anything,
423
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:09,854
because it'd mean giving up
the good times we had, too.
424
00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:11,890
I only broke up
with you because
425
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,325
you were going to
break up with me.
426
00:18:14,392 --> 00:18:16,794
I respect your decision,
but you should know
427
00:18:16,861 --> 00:18:19,564
you'll always be
in my heart.
428
00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:22,467
I didn't want to
break up with you.
429
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:25,236
But you said you don't
need me to visit anymore.
430
00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:27,305
You said I'm gonna
be on my own.
431
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,741
I heard you said
"We're finished!"
432
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,276
when I was hiding
in the bushes.
433
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:34,312
That sounds worse
than it is.
434
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:35,613
Oh, Big Mac.
435
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,582
I was talking
about my cousin.
436
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:40,318
I have this wacky cousin
who's never been on his own,
437
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:43,254
but I have to let him
run my shop on weekends.
438
00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:45,323
Which is why you
won't be delivering
439
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,791
to my village anymore.
440
00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:49,761
Because I'll already be here
apprenticing with Mrs. Cake,
441
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:51,729
who does that two
days a week.
442
00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:53,364
No, three.
443
00:18:53,431 --> 00:18:55,500
Wait'll I tell Spike.
444
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:57,536
I'd never break up with you.
445
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,311
I suppose there's a lesson here
somewhere about communication.
446
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:09,614
Talking instead of assuming,
or eavesdropping is wrong,
447
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:11,216
wouldn't you say?
448
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:12,750
Eyyyyyyup.
449
00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:14,719
[giggle]
450
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:17,589
Wrinkle nose cutie face.
451
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,757
You must have been awful
confused at my breaking up
452
00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:21,893
with you after
you got my pie.
453
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,228
What pie?
454
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:24,729
You didn't get
the pie I sent?
455
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:25,430
Mm mm.
456
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,698
Or the invitation?
457
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:27,399
Uh uh.
458
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:30,501
Well, in that case...
459
00:19:30,568 --> 00:19:34,706
Allow me to escort you to a
Hearts and Hooves Day surprise!
460
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,841
[giggle]
461
00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:38,910
♪♪
462
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,979
[birdsong]
463
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,547
[sad sigh]
464
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:44,349
Mind if we join ya?
465
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:51,423
♪♪
466
00:19:52,657 --> 00:19:55,393
"Happy Hearts and
Hooves Day, Sugar Belle.
467
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:58,463
Meet me--" SUGAR Belle?
468
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,366
You have GOT to be
pullin' our hooves.
469
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,268
It was all a mix-up?
470
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,303
[laughing]
471
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,573
It's funny; I've been sitting
here feeling sorry for myself
472
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,442
for not having a special pony
on Hearts and Hooves Day,
473
00:20:11,509 --> 00:20:14,345
but remembering all
the fun we had,
474
00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:16,914
I think I have two
special ponies.
475
00:20:16,981 --> 00:20:19,484
My two best friends.
476
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:20,485
Awww.
477
00:20:22,587 --> 00:20:23,755
[happy sigh]
478
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:26,958
And so ends another
Hearts and Hooves Day.
479
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:28,593
Despite a bumpy start...
480
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,395
and middle... and ending.
481
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:31,863
A lot of bumps today.
482
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,765
Love was in the air.
483
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,600
So was confusion,
apparently.
484
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,603
And a fair number
of assumptions.
485
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:39,905
But YOU have to admit,
486
00:20:39,971 --> 00:20:42,040
after seeing everything
Big Mac went through,
487
00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:44,008
love is one hundred
percent real.
488
00:20:44,075 --> 00:20:45,843
[Discord humming to himself]
489
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:46,978
Seriously?
490
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:48,546
Discord! Come on.
491
00:20:48,613 --> 00:20:49,881
I can't believe you!
492
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,618
Who do you think broke
Sugar Belle's wagon wheel?
493
00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:56,921
♪ Ta-da. ♪
494
00:20:56,988 --> 00:21:00,358
Happy Hearts and Hooves Day.
495
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:05,029
You old softie! Ha ha! I
knew you had a heart!
496
00:21:05,096 --> 00:21:06,564
Speaking of how great I am,
497
00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:08,766
are you busy for the
rest of the night?
498
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:09,701
[snap]
499
00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:11,669
Calico's Ring of
Imperceptibility
500
00:21:11,736 --> 00:21:14,105
isn't going to reclaim
itself, you know.
501
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,673
Ogres and
Oubliettes?
502
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:17,775
I thought you'd
never ask.
503
00:21:17,842 --> 00:21:21,446
Oh, and just
wondering, no biggie,
504
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,948
but is Skellinore
going to be there?
505
00:21:24,015 --> 00:21:26,617
Spike, she's an imaginary
one-dimensional
506
00:21:26,684 --> 00:21:28,553
paper cut-out skeleton.
507
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,522
Well, nopony's perfect.