LU
LUNCHTIME!
WH
LUNCHTIME! WHO'S HUNGRY?
PL
WHO'S HUNGRY? PLENTY FOR EVERYPONY.
[
PLENTY FOR EVERYPONY. [ PONK! ]
[
[ PONK! ] [ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
[
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ] [ SLAP! THUD! ]
SL
[ SLAP! THUD! ] SLOW DOWN, SWEETIE.
[
SLOW DOWN, SWEETIE. [ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
[
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ] [ LAUGHS ]
[
[ LAUGHS ] [ THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! ]
HE
[ THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! ] HERE YOU GO, ANGEL BUNNY.
[
HERE YOU GO, ANGEL BUNNY. [ SMACK! ]
[
[ SMACK! ] [ CLUNK! ]
[
[ CLUNK! ] [ RATTLE! ]
[
[ RATTLE! ] [ THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! ]
OK
[ THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! ] OKAY, MR. PICKY-PANTS.
YO
OKAY, MR. PICKY-PANTS. YOU WIN.
CA
YOU WIN. CARROTS, LETTUCE, AND APPLES.
YU
CARROTS, LETTUCE, AND APPLES. YUM, YUM, YUM!
[
YUM, YUM, YUM! [ BOWL SHATTERS ]
WH
[ BOWL SHATTERS ] WHAT?
BU
WHAT? BUT --
[
BUT -- [ THUD! ]
[
[ THUD! ] [ POP! ]
WE
[ POP! ] WELL, THEN, WHAT WILL YOU EAT?
[
WELL, THEN, WHAT WILL YOU EAT? [ ZIP! ]
[
[ ZIP! ] [ ZOOM! ]
[
[ ZOOM! ] [ POINK! ]
I'
[ POINK! ] I'M NOT SURE I CAN EVEN MAKE
TH
I'M NOT SURE I CAN EVEN MAKE THAT.
WE
THAT. WELL, I DON'T WANT YOU TO
ST
WELL, I DON'T WANT YOU TO STARVE.
OH
STARVE. OH, ARE YOU SURE I CAN'T TEMPT
YO
OH, ARE YOU SURE I CAN'T TEMPT YOU WITH A NICE, CRISP PIECE
OF
YOU WITH A NICE, CRISP PIECE OF --
[
OF -- [ SLAP! ]
[
[ SLAP! ] [ SMACK! ]
[
[ SMACK! ] [ CLANK! ]
[
[ CLANK! ] [ SIGHS ]
I'
[ SIGHS ] I'LL MAKE YOUR SPECIAL RECIPE.
♪
I'LL MAKE YOUR SPECIAL RECIPE. ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪
♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪
♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ ♪ AH-AH-AH-AH ♪
♪
♪ AH-AH-AH-AH ♪ ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪
♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ ♪ I USED TO WONDER WHAT
FR
♪ I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE ♪
♪
FRIENDSHIP COULD BE ♪ ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪
♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ ♪ UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED ITS
MA
♪ UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED ITS MAGIC WITH ME ♪
♪
MAGIC WITH ME ♪ ♪ BIG ADVENTURE ♪
♪
♪ BIG ADVENTURE ♪ ♪ TONS OF FUN ♪
♪
♪ TONS OF FUN ♪ ♪ A BEAUTIFUL HEART FAITHFUL
AN
AND STRONG ♪
♪
♪ SHARING KINDNESS ♪
♪
♪ IT'S AN EASY FEAT ♪
♪
♪ AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL
CO
COMPLETE ♪
♪
♪ DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL MY VERY
BE
HM
HMM. LET'S SEE.
AS
HMM. LET'S SEE. ASPARAGUS.
[
ASPARAGUS. [ ZIP! ]
EX
[ ZIP! ] EXCUSE ME.
UM
EXCUSE ME. UM, I THINK YOU JUST STEPPED IN
FR
UM, I THINK YOU JUST STEPPED IN FRONT OF ME.
EX
FRONT OF ME. EXCUSE ME.
I
EXCUSE ME. I THINK YOU MADE A MISTAKE.
YO
I THINK YOU MADE A MISTAKE. YOU SEE, I WAS ACTUALLY HERE
FI
YOU SEE, I WAS ACTUALLY HERE FIRST AND --
SO
FIRST AND -- SORRY.
DI
SORRY. DIDN'T NOTICE YOU THERE.
I
DIDN'T NOTICE YOU THERE. I KNOW.
[
I KNOW. [ LAUGHS ]
PA
[ LAUGHS ] PARDON ME, SIR.
YE
PARDON ME, SIR. YES? WHAT?
I
YES? WHAT? I THINK YOU JUST CUT IN FRONT
OF
I THINK YOU JUST CUT IN FRONT OF ME.
A
OF ME. A CUT OF CELERY?
[
A CUT OF CELERY? [ SCOFFS ]
TH
I
I SAID, "I THINK YOU JUST CUT
IN
I SAID, "I THINK YOU JUST CUT IN FRONT OF ME."
[
IN FRONT OF ME." [ LAUGHS ]
NO
[ LAUGHS ] NO NEED, DEARY.
I'
NO NEED, DEARY. I'M ALREADY IN FRONT.
I
I'M ALREADY IN FRONT. I NOTICED.
I
I NOTICED. I WAS LIKE, UH, WOW.
HE
I WAS LIKE, UH, WOW. HEY!
WO
HEY! WOULD YOU MIND MOVING BACK?
YO
WOULD YOU MIND MOVING BACK? YOU'RE IN MY PERSONAL SPACE.
BU
YOU'RE IN MY PERSONAL SPACE. BUT --
SE
BUT -- SERIOUSLY?
DO
SERIOUSLY? DO YOU NEED YOUR ASPARAGUS SO
BA
DO YOU NEED YOUR ASPARAGUS SO BADLY?
GE
BADLY? GET A LIFE!
OH
GET A LIFE! OH. OKAY. THERE'S NO RUSH.
FL
OH. OKAY. THERE'S NO RUSH. FLUTTERSHY!
YO
FLUTTERSHY! YOU MUSTN'T LET THEM TREAT YOU
TH
YOU MUSTN'T LET THEM TREAT YOU THAT WAY.
OH
THAT WAY. OH, IT'S -- IT'S REALLY NO
BI
OH, IT'S -- IT'S REALLY NO BIG DEAL.
IT
BIG DEAL. IT'S BIGGER THAN BIG!
IT
IT'S BIGGER THAN BIG! IT'S DOUBLE BIG!
YO
IT'S DOUBLE BIG! YOU ARE A PONY WITH A PROBLEM.
WH
YOU ARE A PONY WITH A PROBLEM. WHAT PROBLEM?
[
WHAT PROBLEM? [ SQUEAK! ]
[
[ SQUEAK! ] [ WHIRL! ]
OH
[ WHIRL! ] OH, GO RIGHT AHEAD, PINKIE PIE.
YO
OH, GO RIGHT AHEAD, PINKIE PIE. YOU FIRST.
RI
YOU FIRST. RIGHT THERE!
TH
RIGHT THERE! THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
YO
THAT'S THE PROBLEM. YOU'VE GOT TO STOP BEING SUCH
A
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP BEING SUCH A DOORMAT.
A
A DOORMAT. A DOORMAT?
A
A DOORMAT? A PUSHOVER, DARLING.
YO
A PUSHOVER, DARLING. YOU'VE GOT TO STAND UP FOR
YO
YOU'VE GOT TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
PR
YOURSELF. PROMISE US.
OK
PROMISE US. OKAY.
I
OKAY. I PROMISE.
OH
I PROMISE. OH, GOOD.
[
OH, GOOD. [ JINGLE! ]
OH
[ JINGLE! ] OH, THAT'S OKAY. I DON'T MIND.
WA
OH, THAT'S OKAY. I DON'T MIND. WATCH AND LEARN.
HO
WATCH AND LEARN. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
MR
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MR. SMALL-AND-HANDSOME.
UH
MR. SMALL-AND-HANDSOME. UH, WHO? ME?
WE
UH, WHO? ME? WELL, OF COURSE YOU.
NO
WELL, OF COURSE YOU. NOPONY EVER CALLED YOU HANDSOME
BE
NOPONY EVER CALLED YOU HANDSOME BEFORE?
UH
BEFORE? UH, THAT'D BE A BIG NO.
OH
UH, THAT'D BE A BIG NO. OH! WELL, THEY SHOULD!
HO
OH! WELL, THEY SHOULD! HOW ABOUT FLEXING SOME OF YOUR
MU
HOW ABOUT FLEXING SOME OF YOUR MUSCLES FOR ME?
[
MUSCLES FOR ME? [ SQUEAK! ]
[
[ SQUEAK! ] [ GASPS ]
OH
[ GASPS ] OH, MY HEAVENS!
DO
OH, MY HEAVENS! DO YOU THINK A STRONG, HANDSOME
ST
DO YOU THINK A STRONG, HANDSOME STALLION SUCH AS YOURSELF COULD
GI
STALLION SUCH AS YOURSELF COULD GIVE MY FRIEND THE LAST
AS
GIVE MY FRIEND THE LAST ASPARAGUS?
[
ASPARAGUS? [ LAUGHS GOOFILY ]
SE
[ LAUGHS GOOFILY ] SEE?
TH
SEE? THAT'S NOT SO HARD, IS IT?
UM
THAT'S NOT SO HARD, IS IT? UM, I GUESS NOT.
AL
UM, I GUESS NOT. ALL RIGHT, THEN.
WH
ALL RIGHT, THEN. WHAT ELSE IS ON YOUR LIST?
LE
WHAT ELSE IS ON YOUR LIST? LET'S SEE.
I
LET'S SEE. I ALSO NEED TOMATOES.
[
I ALSO NEED TOMATOES. [ BAG RUSTLES ]
HE
[ BAG RUSTLES ] HERE YOU GO.
[
HERE YOU GO. [ CLEARS THROAT ]
TH
[ CLEARS THROAT ] THAT'LL BE TWO BITS.
NO
THAT'LL BE TWO BITS. NOT ONE.
OH
NOT ONE. OH, BUT LAST WEEK IT WAS ONLY
ON
OH, BUT LAST WEEK IT WAS ONLY ONE BIT.
TH
ONE BIT. THAT WAS THEN. THIS IS NOW.
OH
THAT WAS THEN. THIS IS NOW. OH, OKAY.
I
OH, OKAY. I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT IT.
WH
I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT IT. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DO
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
MI
DOING?! MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS.
MA
MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IT.
TW
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IT. TWO BITS FOR TOMATOES IS
OU
TWO BITS FOR TOMATOES IS OUTRAGEOUS!
ON
OUTRAGEOUS! ONE BIT IS THE RIGHT PRICE.
I
ONE BIT IS THE RIGHT PRICE. I SAY IT'S TWO BITS.
ON
I SAY IT'S TWO BITS. ONE BIT.
TW
ONE BIT. TWO BITS.
ON
TWO BITS. ONE BIT.
TW
ONE BIT. TWO BITS.
ON
TWO BITS. ONE BIT!
TW
ONE BIT! TWO BITS.
TW
TWO BITS. TWO BITS!
ON
TWO BITS! ONE BIT!
TW
ONE BIT! TWO BITS!
ON
TWO BITS! ONE BIT!
I
ONE BIT! I INSIST IT'S TWO BITS OR
NO
I INSIST IT'S TWO BITS OR NOTHING!
ON
NOTHING! ONE BIT AND THAT'S MY FINAL
OF
ONE BIT AND THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER!
HA
OFFER! HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
ON
HAVE IT YOUR WAY. ONE BIT IT IS.
[
ONE BIT IT IS. [ PONK! ]
[
[ PONK! ] [ BOTH LAUGH ]
SE
[ BOTH LAUGH ] SEE?
AS
SEE? ASSERTING YOURSELF CAN BE FUN!
I
ASSERTING YOURSELF CAN BE FUN! I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
SO
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. SO, FLUTTERSHY, DO YOU FEEL
LI
SO, FLUTTERSHY, DO YOU FEEL LIKE GIVING IT A TRY?
UM
LIKE GIVING IT A TRY? UM, OKAY.
[
UM, OKAY. [ SQUEAK! ]
I
[ SQUEAK! ] I NEED THAT CHERRY.
[
I NEED THAT CHERRY. [ ZIP! ]
BO
[ ZIP! ] BOY, AM I GLAD YOU HAVE ONE
CH
BOY, AM I GLAD YOU HAVE ONE CHERRY LEFT.
YO
CHERRY LEFT. YOU SEE, I'M MAKING THIS SPECIAL
ME
YOU SEE, I'M MAKING THIS SPECIAL MEAL FOR MY BUNNY, ANGEL.
HE
MEAL FOR MY BUNNY, ANGEL. HE'S A VERY PICKY EATER, AND THE
RE
HE'S A VERY PICKY EATER, AND THE RECIPE CALLS FOR A CHERRY ON
TO
RECIPE CALLS FOR A CHERRY ON TOP.
HE
TOP. HERE YOU GO.
SO
HERE YOU GO. SO, YOU SAY YOU NEED THIS
CH
SO, YOU SAY YOU NEED THIS CHERRY VERY BADLY?
OH
CHERRY VERY BADLY? OH, YES.
I'
OH, YES. I'M DESPERATE FOR IT.
TH
I'M DESPERATE FOR IT. THEN IT'LL BE 10 BITS.
10
THEN IT'LL BE 10 BITS. 10?!
[
10?! [ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
OH
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] OH, HEY, MR. HANDSOME.
I
OH, HEY, MR. HANDSOME. I KNOW YOU WANT TO DO THE RIGHT
TH
I KNOW YOU WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING BECAUSE YOU'RE HANDSOME
AN
THING BECAUSE YOU'RE HANDSOME AND -- AND STRONG, AND BIG,
HA
AND -- AND STRONG, AND BIG, HANDSOME, STRONG GUYS ARE ALWAYS
NI
HANDSOME, STRONG GUYS ARE ALWAYS NICE TO EVERYPONY, RIGHT?
[
NICE TO EVERYPONY, RIGHT? [ BLINK! BLINK! ]
[
[ BLINK! BLINK! ] [ BLINK! ]
10
[ BLINK! ] 10 BITS FOR THE CHERRY.
[
10 BITS FOR THE CHERRY. [ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
10
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] 10 BITS FOR ONE CHERRY IS
OU
10 BITS FOR ONE CHERRY IS OUTRAGEOUS!
I
OUTRAGEOUS! I INSIST ON PAYING YOU 11 BITS!
11
I INSIST ON PAYING YOU 11 BITS! 11 BITS?
UM
11 BITS? UM, I MEAN, 9 BITS.
NO
UM, I MEAN, 9 BITS. NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
OK
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. OKAY, 12 BITS.
TH
OKAY, 12 BITS. THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER.
I
THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER. I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSED.
IT
I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSED. IT'S 12 BITS.
TA
IT'S 12 BITS. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
OK
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. OKAY. I'LL TAKE IT.
DO
OKAY. I'LL TAKE IT. DON'T GIVE HIM YOUR MONEY!
ON
DON'T GIVE HIM YOUR MONEY! ONE CHERRY IS NOT WORTH 12 BITS!
BU
ONE CHERRY IS NOT WORTH 12 BITS! BUT I WAS ONLY DOING WHAT YOU
DI
BUT I WAS ONLY DOING WHAT YOU DID.
IT
DID. IT WAS A VALIANT EFFORT, BUT
YO
IT WAS A VALIANT EFFORT, BUT YOU SHOULD REFUSE TO GIVE HIM
YO
YOU SHOULD REFUSE TO GIVE HIM YOUR BUSINESS AND JUST WALK
AW
YOUR BUSINESS AND JUST WALK AWAY.
BU
AWAY. BUT I CAN'T LET ANGEL STARVE.
HE
BUT I CAN'T LET ANGEL STARVE. HE WON'T EAT IT UNLESS I MAKE IT
JU
HE WON'T EAT IT UNLESS I MAKE IT JUST RIGHT.
I
JUST RIGHT. I NEED THAT CHERRY NO MATTER
WH
I NEED THAT CHERRY NO MATTER WHAT IT COSTS.
IN
WHAT IT COSTS. IN THAT CASE, 20 BITS!
20
IN THAT CASE, 20 BITS! 20?!
OH
20?! OH, I -- I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH.
TH
OH, I -- I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH. THEN WHY ARE YOU WASTING MY
TI
THEN WHY ARE YOU WASTING MY TIME?
I'
TIME? I'LL GIVE YOU TWO BITS FOR
TH
I'LL GIVE YOU TWO BITS FOR THAT CHERRY.
SO
THAT CHERRY. SOLD!
AH
SOLD! AH, TOUGH BREAK, KID.
NE
AH, TOUGH BREAK, KID. NEXT TIME, DON'T BE SUCH A
DO
NEXT TIME, DON'T BE SUCH A DOORMAT.
[
DOORMAT. [ GOAT BLEATS ]
TA
[ GOAT BLEATS ] TA-DA!
HE
TA-DA! HERE YOU GO, ANGEL.
SO
HERE YOU GO, ANGEL. SORRY THERE'S NO CHERRY ON TOP,
BU
SORRY THERE'S NO CHERRY ON TOP, BUT THE REST OF IT IS EXACTLY
WH
BUT THE REST OF IT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED.
[
WHAT YOU WANTED. [ ZING! ]
[
[ ZING! ] [ ZIP! ]
[
[ ZIP! ] [ ZING! ]
AN
[ ZING! ] ANGEL?
[
ANGEL? [ GROANS ]
LO
[ GROANS ] LOOK AT ME.
I
LOOK AT ME. I REALLY AM A DOORMAT.
"T
I REALLY AM A DOORMAT. "THE INCREDIBLE IRON WILL TURNS
DO
"THE INCREDIBLE IRON WILL TURNS DOORMATS INTO DYNAMOS.
AS
DOORMATS INTO DYNAMOS. ASSERTIVENESS SEMINAR TODAY.
HE
ASSERTIVENESS SEMINAR TODAY. HEDGE MAZE CENTER."
AS
HEDGE MAZE CENTER." AS CELESTIA AS MY WITNESS, I'M
NE
OH
OH.
[
OH. [ STAMMERING ]
EX
[ STAMMERING ] EXCUSE ME.
[
EXCUSE ME. [ SQUEAKS ]
[
[ SQUEAKS ] [ SMACK! WHISTLE! ]
[
[ SMACK! WHISTLE! ] [ THUD! ]
[
[ THUD! ] [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
[
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] [ GOATS BLEAT ]
[
[ GOATS BLEAT ] [ CLICK! SQUEAK! ]
[
[ CLICK! SQUEAK! ] [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ GOAT BLEATS ]
[
[ GOAT BLEATS ] [ CHEERS AND STOMPING ]
[
[ CHEERS AND STOMPING ] [ SMOOCH! SMOOCH! ]
WE
[ SMOOCH! SMOOCH! ] WELCOME, FRIENDS.
MY
WELCOME, FRIENDS. MY NAME IS IRON WILL, AND TODAY
IS
MY NAME IS IRON WILL, AND TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW
LI
IS THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW LIFE.
I
LIFE. I WANT TO HEAR YOU STOMP IF
YO
I WANT TO HEAR YOU STOMP IF YOU'RE TIRED OF BEING A
PU
YOU'RE TIRED OF BEING A PUSHOVER.
[
PUSHOVER. [ CHEERS AND STOMPING ]
ST
[ CHEERS AND STOMPING ] STOMP IF YOU'RE TIRED OF BEING A
DO
STOMP IF YOU'RE TIRED OF BEING A DOORMAT!
[
DOORMAT! [ CHEERS AND STOMPING ]
ST
[ CHEERS AND STOMPING ] STOMP IF YOU WANT TO PAY NOTHING
FO
STOMP IF YOU WANT TO PAY NOTHING FOR THIS SEMINAR.
[
FOR THIS SEMINAR. [ CHEERS AND STOMPING ]
[
[ CHEERS AND STOMPING ] [ CHEERS AND STOMPING STOP ]
WH
[ CHEERS AND STOMPING STOP ] WHAT? NOTHING?
[
WHAT? NOTHING? [ LAUGHTER ]
[
[ LAUGHTER ] [ SNORTS ]
[
[ SNORTS ] [ LAUGHTER STOPS ]
TH
[ LAUGHTER STOPS ] THAT'S NO JOKE, FRIENDS.
IR
THAT'S NO JOKE, FRIENDS. IRON WILL IS SO CONFIDENT THAT
YO
IRON WILL IS SO CONFIDENT THAT YOU WILL BE 100% SATISFIED WITH
IR
YOU WILL BE 100% SATISFIED WITH IRON WILL'S ASSERTIVENESS
TE
IRON WILL'S ASSERTIVENESS TECHNIQUES, THAT IF YOU ARE NOT
10
TECHNIQUES, THAT IF YOU ARE NOT 100% SATISFIED, YOU PAY NOTHING!
BU
100% SATISFIED, YOU PAY NOTHING! BUT I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOUBTS
IR
BUT I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOUBTS IRON WILL'S METHODS.
YO
IRON WILL'S METHODS. YOU DON'T DOUBT ME, DO YOU?
NO
YOU DON'T DOUBT ME, DO YOU? NO. UNH-UNH. NO, SIR.
AN
NO. UNH-UNH. NO, SIR. AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS YOUR
FI
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS YOUR FIRST LESSON.
DO
FIRST LESSON. DON'T BE SHY.
LO
DON'T BE SHY. LOOK 'EM IN THE EYE.
[
LOOK 'EM IN THE EYE. [ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
NO
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ] NOW, TO DEMONSTRATE THAT
IR
NOW, TO DEMONSTRATE THAT IRON WILL'S TECHNIQUES WILL WORK
FO
IRON WILL'S TECHNIQUES WILL WORK FOR ANYPONY, I'M GONNA NEED A
VO
FOR ANYPONY, I'M GONNA NEED A VOLUNTEER.
[
VOLUNTEER. [ SLUMP! ]
[
[ SLUMP! ] [ GOAT BLEATS ]
[
[ GOAT BLEATS ] [ GOAT BLEATS ]
YO
[ GOAT BLEATS ] YOU IN THE BACK ROW!
WH
YOU IN THE BACK ROW! WHO? ME?
YE
WHO? ME? YES, YOU!
IR
YES, YOU! IRON WILL WANTS YOU ON STAGE.
[
IRON WILL WANTS YOU ON STAGE. [ GULPS ]
UH
[ GULPS ] UH, WELL --
NO
UH, WELL -- NOW!
Ok
NOW! Okay.
[
Okay. [ ZIP! ]
[
[ ZIP! ] [ ZOOM! ]
WH
[ ZOOM! ] WHOA!
HE
WHOA! HE'S BLOCKING YOUR PATH.
WH
HE'S BLOCKING YOUR PATH. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
UM
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? UM, POLITELY WALK AROUND HIM?
NO
UM, POLITELY WALK AROUND HIM? NO.
GI
NO. GINGERLY TIPTOE AROUND HIM?
NO
GINGERLY TIPTOE AROUND HIM? NO.
GO
NO. GO BACK HOME AND TRY AGAIN
TO
GO BACK HOME AND TRY AGAIN TOMORROW?
NO
TOMORROW? NO!
WH
NO! WHEN SOMEPONY TRIES TO BLOCK,
SH
WHEN SOMEPONY TRIES TO BLOCK, SHOW THEM THAT YOU ROCK!
[
SHOW THEM THAT YOU ROCK! [ WHACK! ]
[
[ WHACK! ] [ SMACK! ]
[
[ SMACK! ] [ RATTLE! ]
[
[ RATTLE! ] [ THUD! ]
OH
[ THUD! ] OH. SORRY.
DO
OH. SORRY. DON'T BE SORRY! BE ASSERTIVE!
NE
DON'T BE SORRY! BE ASSERTIVE! NEVER APOLOGIZE WHEN YOU CAN
CR
NEVER APOLOGIZE WHEN YOU CAN CRITICIZE.
[
CRITICIZE. [ COUGHS ]
WH
[ COUGHS ] WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE
GO
WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING?!
NO
GOING?! NOW YOU TRY.
UH
NOW YOU TRY. UH, NEXT TIME, GET OUT OF THE
WA
UH, NEXT TIME, GET OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE I BUMP INTO YOU,
'C
WAY BEFORE I BUMP INTO YOU, 'CAUSE I TOTALLY WON'T BE SORRY
WH
'CAUSE I TOTALLY WON'T BE SORRY WHEN I DO!
[
WHEN I DO! [ CHA-CHING! ]
YO
[ CHA-CHING! ] YOU SEE, MY FRIENDS?
IF
YOU SEE, MY FRIENDS? IF MY TECHNIQUES CAN WORK FOR
TH
IF MY TECHNIQUES CAN WORK FOR THIS SHY, LITTLE PONY, THEN THEY
CA
THIS SHY, LITTLE PONY, THEN THEY CAN WORK FOR ANYPONY!
[
CAN WORK FOR ANYPONY! [ CROWD CHEERS ]
OK
[ CROWD CHEERS ] OKAY. I FEEL GOOD.
I
OKAY. I FEEL GOOD. I FEEL READY TO ATTACK THE DAY,
AS
I FEEL READY TO ATTACK THE DAY, AS IRON WILL SAYS.
[
AS IRON WILL SAYS. [ ANIMALS CHATTERING ]
[
[ ANIMALS CHATTERING ] [ HUMMING ]
EX
[ HUMMING ] EXCUSE ME, MR. GREENHOOVES.
BU
EXCUSE ME, MR. GREENHOOVES. BUT I THINK YOU MIGHT BE
OV
BUT I THINK YOU MIGHT BE OVER-WATERING MY PETUNIAS...
[
OVER-WATERING MY PETUNIAS... [ LAUGHS ]
..
[ LAUGHS ] ...AGAIN.
LE
...AGAIN. LET THE PROFESSIONAL HANDLE
IT
LET THE PROFESSIONAL HANDLE IT.
[
IT. [ HUMMING ]
TR
[ HUMMING ] TREAT ME LIKE A PUSHOVER AND
YO
TREAT ME LIKE A PUSHOVER AND YOU'LL GET THE ONCE-OVER.
[
YOU'LL GET THE ONCE-OVER. [ CRE-E-E-AK ]
HM
[ CRE-E-E-AK ] HMM?
HM
HMM? HMM.
[
HMM. [ SPUTTERING, COUGHING ]
WE
[ SPUTTERING, COUGHING ] WELL, PERHAPS THAT IS ENOUGH
WA
WELL, PERHAPS THAT IS ENOUGH WATER.
TH
WATER. THANK YOU.
[
THANK YOU. [ LAUGHS ]
I
[ LAUGHS ] I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED!
SH
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED! SHOWPONY BUSINESS IS TOUGH.
GO
SHOWPONY BUSINESS IS TOUGH. GO AHEAD.
TR
GO AHEAD. TRY ONE OF YOUR JOKES OUT ON ME.
I
TRY ONE OF YOUR JOKES OUT ON ME. I LAUGH AT EVERYTHING.
OK
I LAUGH AT EVERYTHING. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
A
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. A DONKEY AND A MULE ARE STUCK ON
DE
A DONKEY AND A MULE ARE STUCK ON DESERT ISLAND.
[
DESERT ISLAND. [ CLEARS THROAT ]
EX
[ CLEARS THROAT ] EXCUSE ME.
WO
EXCUSE ME. WOULD YOU MIND MOVING YOUR CARTS
SO
WOULD YOU MIND MOVING YOUR CARTS SO I CAN PASS?
YE
SO I CAN PASS? YEAH, YEAH. IN A MINUTE.
I
YEAH, YEAH. IN A MINUTE. I JUST WANT TO FINISH UP THIS
ST
I JUST WANT TO FINISH UP THIS STORY.
AN
STORY. AND SO THE DONKEY SAYS TO THE
MU
AND SO THE DONKEY SAYS TO THE MULE --
AH
MULE -- AHEM! CAN YOU MOVE?
YO
AHEM! CAN YOU MOVE? YOU'RE BLOCKING MY PATH.
YE
YOU'RE BLOCKING MY PATH. YEAH, YEAH. IN A MINUTE.
SO
YEAH, YEAH. IN A MINUTE. SO THE DONKEY SAYS TO THE
MU
SO THE DONKEY SAYS TO THE MULE --
WH
MULE -- WHEN SOMEPONY TRIES TO BLOCK,
SH
WHEN SOMEPONY TRIES TO BLOCK, SHOW THEM THAT YOU ROCK.
AN
SHOW THEM THAT YOU ROCK. AND THE MULE SAYS --
[
AND THE MULE SAYS -- [ SPLAT! ]
UG
[ SPLAT! ] UGH!
EA
UGH! EASY DOES IT, LADY.
WE
EASY DOES IT, LADY. WE'RE MOVING, OKAY?
GO
WE'RE MOVING, OKAY? GOOD.
WH
GOOD. WHO'S NEXT, PLEASE?
AN
WHO'S NEXT, PLEASE? AND WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU
TO
AND WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU TODAY?
WH
TODAY? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DO
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
DI
DOING? DIDN'T YOU SEE ME?
UH
DIDN'T YOU SEE ME? UH, I GUESS. MAYBE.
MA
UH, I GUESS. MAYBE. MAYBE?
MA
MAYBE? MAYBEs ARE FOR BABIES!
[
MAYBEs ARE FOR BABIES! [ WHIRL! ]
[
[ WHIRL! ] [ Growling ] NOW GO TO THE BACK
OF
[ Growling ] NOW GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE WHERE YOU BELONG!
[
OF THE LINE WHERE YOU BELONG! [ ZIP! ]
[
[ ZIP! ] [ ALL GASP ]
HE
[ ALL GASP ] HEY!
LO
HEY! LOOK AT YOU!
[
LOOK AT YOU! [ LAUGHS ]
YO
[ LAUGHS ] YOUR ATTITUDE IS SO FEISTY.
IT
YOUR ATTITUDE IS SO FEISTY. IT'S FABULOUS!
LO
IT'S FABULOUS! LOOKS LIKE THAT MONSTER'S
WO
LOOKS LIKE THAT MONSTER'S WORKSHOP REALLY PAID OFF.
IR
WORKSHOP REALLY PAID OFF. IRON WILL'S NOT A MONSTER.
HE
IRON WILL'S NOT A MONSTER. HE'S A MINOTAUR AND A TRUE
IN
HE'S A MINOTAUR AND A TRUE INSPIRATION.
HI
INSPIRATION. HIS TECHNIQUES REALLY WORK.
WE
HIS TECHNIQUES REALLY WORK. WELL, THEY'VE CERTAINLY MADE
A
WELL, THEY'VE CERTAINLY MADE A DIFFERENCE IN THE WAY YOU
CA
A DIFFERENCE IN THE WAY YOU CARRY YOURSELF.
YO
CARRY YOURSELF. YOU TRULY ARE A WHOLE NEW
FL
YOU TRULY ARE A WHOLE NEW FLUTTERSHY.
YE
FLUTTERSHY. YES, I AM.
AN
YES, I AM. AND NEW FLUTTERSHY FEELS PRETTY
ST
AND NEW FLUTTERSHY FEELS PRETTY STOKED ABOUT NEW FLUTTERSHY.
WE
STOKED ABOUT NEW FLUTTERSHY. WELL, OLD PINKIE PIE FEELS
RE
WELL, OLD PINKIE PIE FEELS REALLY PROUD OF NEW FLUTTERSHY.
PR
REALLY PROUD OF NEW FLUTTERSHY. PROUD AS PINK PUNCH.
WA
PROUD AS PINK PUNCH. WANT SOME?
[
WANT SOME? [ SNORTS, LAUGHS ]
YO
[ SNORTS, LAUGHS ] YOU LAUGH AT ME, I WRATH AT
YO
YOU LAUGH AT ME, I WRATH AT YOU!
[
YOU! [ SPLASH! ]
BY
[ SPLASH! ] BYE, GIRLS.
WH
BYE, GIRLS. WHAT A DAY.
TA
WHAT A DAY. TAXI!
OH
TAXI! OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
CU
OH, NO, YOU DON'T. CUT IN LINE, I'LL TAKE WHAT'S
MI
CUT IN LINE, I'LL TAKE WHAT'S MINE!
HE
MINE! HEY!
HE
HEY! HEY!!
[
HEY!! [ THUD! ]
NO
[ THUD! ] NOPONY PUSHES NEW FLUTTERSHY
AR
NOPONY PUSHES NEW FLUTTERSHY AROUND!
NO
AROUND! NOPONY!
OL
NOPONY! OLD PINKIE PIE'S NOT SO SURE
NE
OLD PINKIE PIE'S NOT SO SURE NEW FLUTTERSHY IS SUCH A GOOD
ID
NEW FLUTTERSHY IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AFTER ALL.
OL
YO
YOU GOT THIS, NEW FLUTTERSHY.
TH
YOU GOT THIS, NEW FLUTTERSHY. THIS DAY IS YOURS, AND NOPONY IS
GO
THIS DAY IS YOURS, AND NOPONY IS GONNA TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU.
AM
GONNA TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU. AM I RIGHT?!
RI
AM I RIGHT?! RIGHT!
WH
RIGHT! WHAT?!
HE
WHAT?! HE'S DELIVERED THE WRONG MAIL
AG
HE'S DELIVERED THE WRONG MAIL AGAIN!
OH
AGAIN! OH!
TH
OH! THE NEW FLUTTERSHY DOES NOT
WA
THE NEW FLUTTERSHY DOES NOT WANT THE WRONG MAIL DELIVERED TO
HE
WANT THE WRONG MAIL DELIVERED TO HER COTTAGE.
OH
HER COTTAGE. OH, DID I MIX THEM UP AGAIN?
SO
OH, DID I MIX THEM UP AGAIN? SORRY ABOUT THAT.
YO
SORRY ABOUT THAT. YOU APOLOGIZE, I PENALIZE!
OH
YOU APOLOGIZE, I PENALIZE! OHH!
OH
OHH! OH!
[
OH! [ CHOMP! ]
[
[ CHOMP! ] [ ZOOM! ]
[
[ ZOOM! ] [ ZING! ]
EX
[ ZING! ] EXCUSE ME.
DO
EXCUSE ME. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE
PO
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE PONYVILLE TOWER?
SU
PONYVILLE TOWER? SURE. YOU JUST --
[
SURE. YOU JUST -- [ GASPS ]
OH
[ GASPS ] OH, THAT'S A SHAME.
[
OH, THAT'S A SHAME. [ GROWLS ]
YO
[ GROWLS ] YOU MAKE ME LOSE, I BLOW MY
FU
YOU MAKE ME LOSE, I BLOW MY FUSE!
HE
FUSE! HEY!
[
HEY! [ CLONG! ]
FL
[ CLONG! ] FLUTTERSHY, WHAT ARE YOU
DO
FLUTTERSHY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TH
DOING? THAT'S NO WAY TO BEHAVE.
DI
THAT'S NO WAY TO BEHAVE. DIDN'T YOU SEE WHAT HE DID TO
NE
DIDN'T YOU SEE WHAT HE DID TO NEW FLUTTERSHY?
AN
NEW FLUTTERSHY? AND HE THOUGHT NEW FLUTTERSHY
WA
AND HE THOUGHT NEW FLUTTERSHY WAS A PUSHOVER.
NO
WAS A PUSHOVER. NO, SWEETIE. HE DIDN'T.
WE
NO, SWEETIE. HE DIDN'T. WE SAW THE WHOLE THING.
WE
WE SAW THE WHOLE THING. WE THINK THAT YOU'VE TAKEN YOUR
AS
WE THINK THAT YOU'VE TAKEN YOUR ASSERTIVENESS TRAINING A LITTLE
TO
ASSERTIVENESS TRAINING A LITTLE TOO FAR.
WH
TOO FAR. WHAT?!
YO
WHAT?! YOU JUST WANT NEW FLUTTERSHY TO
BE
YOU JUST WANT NEW FLUTTERSHY TO BE A DOORMAT LIKE
OL
BE A DOORMAT LIKE OLD FLUTTERSHY.
BU
OLD FLUTTERSHY. BUT OLD FLUTTERSHY IS GONE!
NE
BUT OLD FLUTTERSHY IS GONE! NEW FLUTTERSHY?
OL
NEW FLUTTERSHY? OLD FLUTTERSHY?
WH
OLD FLUTTERSHY? WHAT HAPPENED TO
NI
WHAT HAPPENED TO NICE FLUTTERSHY?
WE
NICE FLUTTERSHY? WE WANT THAT FLUTTERSHY BACK.
NO
WE WANT THAT FLUTTERSHY BACK. NO.
YO
NO. YOU WANT WIMP FLUTTERSHY.
YO
YOU WANT WIMP FLUTTERSHY. YOU WANT PUSHOVER FLUTTERSHY.
YO
YOU WANT PUSHOVER FLUTTERSHY. YOU WANT "DO ANYTHING TO HER AND
SH
YOU WANT "DO ANYTHING TO HER AND SHE WON'T COMPLAIN" FLUTTERSHY!
AA
SHE WON'T COMPLAIN" FLUTTERSHY! AAH!
TO
AAH! TOO MANY FLUTTERSHYS TO KEEP
TR
TOO MANY FLUTTERSHYS TO KEEP TRACK OF!
MA
TRACK OF! MAKE IT STOP!
TH
MAKE IT STOP! THINGS GETTING TOO
CO
THINGS GETTING TOO COMPLICATED FOR YOUR SIMPLE,
LI
COMPLICATED FOR YOUR SIMPLE, LITTLE BRAIN, PINKIE PIE?
NO
LITTLE BRAIN, PINKIE PIE? NOW STOP RIGHT THERE!
LE
NOW STOP RIGHT THERE! LET'S NOT LET THINGS DESCEND
IN
LET'S NOT LET THINGS DESCEND INTO PETTY INSULTS.
WH
INTO PETTY INSULTS. WHY NOT?
I
WHY NOT? I THOUGHT PETTY WAS WHAT YOU'RE
AL
I THOUGHT PETTY WAS WHAT YOU'RE ALL ABOUT, RARITY, WITH YOUR
PE
ALL ABOUT, RARITY, WITH YOUR PETTY CONCERNS ABOUT FASHION.
[
PETTY CONCERNS ABOUT FASHION. [ GASPS ]
HE
[ GASPS ] HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE!
FA
HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE! FASHION IS HER PASSION!
OH
FASHION IS HER PASSION! OH, AND WHAT ARE YOU
PA
OH, AND WHAT ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT?
BI
PASSIONATE ABOUT? BIRTHDAY CAKE? PARTY HATS?
I
BIRTHDAY CAKE? PARTY HATS? I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THE TWO
MO
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THE TWO MOST FRIVOLOUS PONIES IN
PO
MOST FRIVOLOUS PONIES IN PONYVILLE ARE TRYING TO TELL
NE
PONYVILLE ARE TRYING TO TELL NEW FLUTTERSHY HOW TO LIVE HER
LI
NEW FLUTTERSHY HOW TO LIVE HER LIFE WHEN THEY ARE THROWING
TH
LIFE WHEN THEY ARE THROWING THEIR OWN LIVES AWAY ON
PO
THEIR OWN LIVES AWAY ON POINTLESS PURSUITS THAT NOPONY
EL
POINTLESS PURSUITS THAT NOPONY ELSE GIVES A FLYING FEATHER
AB
ELSE GIVES A FLYING FEATHER ABOUT!
[
ABOUT! [ GASPS ]
LO
[ GASPS ] LOOKS LIKE NASTY FLUTTERSHY IS
HE
LOOKS LIKE NASTY FLUTTERSHY IS HERE TO STAY.
I
HERE TO STAY. I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT THAT
MO
I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT THAT MONSTER, IRON WILL, HAS DONE TO
YO
MONSTER, IRON WILL, HAS DONE TO YOU.
[
YOU. [ BOTH SOBBING ]
IR
[ BOTH SOBBING ] IRON WILL IS NOT A MONSTER!
HE
IRON WILL IS NOT A MONSTER! HE'S A MINOTAUR!
[
HE'S A MINOTAUR! [ GROWLS ]
[
[ GROWLS ] [ SQUEAKS ]
I'
[ SQUEAKS ] I'M THE MONSTER.
[
I'M THE MONSTER. [ WIND WHISTLING ]
[
[ WIND WHISTLING ] [ HOWLING ]
[
[ HOWLING ] [ CLEARS THROAT ]
FL
[ CLEARS THROAT ] FLUTTERSHY, ARE YOU IN THERE?
IT
FLUTTERSHY, ARE YOU IN THERE? IT'S PINKIE PIE AND RARITY.
GO
IT'S PINKIE PIE AND RARITY. GO AWAY.
GO
GO AWAY. GO AWAY BEFORE NASTY FLUTTERSHY
ST
GO AWAY BEFORE NASTY FLUTTERSHY STRIKES AGAIN.
OH
STRIKES AGAIN. OH, SWEETIE.
WE
OH, SWEETIE. WE ALL SAID THINGS THAT WE
RE
WE ALL SAID THINGS THAT WE REGRET.
WE
REGRET. WE DID?
SH
WE DID? SHH!
PI
SHH! PINKIE'S RIGHT.
I'
PINKIE'S RIGHT. I'M THE ONLY ONE TO BLAME, BUT
DO
I'M THE ONLY ONE TO BLAME, BUT DON'T WORRY.
I'
DON'T WORRY. I'M NEVER COMING OUT OF MY HOUSE
AG
I'M NEVER COMING OUT OF MY HOUSE AGAIN.
EV
AGAIN. EVERYPONY WILL BE A LOT SAFER
WI
EVERYPONY WILL BE A LOT SAFER WITH ME AND MY MEAN MOUTH LOCKED
AW
WITH ME AND MY MEAN MOUTH LOCKED AWAY.
SW
AWAY. SWEETIE, PINKIE PIE DOESN'T
BL
SWEETIE, PINKIE PIE DOESN'T BLAME YOU, NOR DO I.
YO
BLAME YOU, NOR DO I. YOU JUST RECEIVED SOME BAD
AD
YOU JUST RECEIVED SOME BAD ADVICE FROM THAT IRON WILL
CH
ADVICE FROM THAT IRON WILL CHARACTER.
YE
CHARACTER. YEAH.
HE
YEAH. HE'S THE ONE THAT MADE YOU ACT
SU
HE'S THE ONE THAT MADE YOU ACT SUPER-DUPER NASTY.
WH
SUPER-DUPER NASTY. WHAT I MEAN IS THERE ARE OTHER
WA
WHAT I MEAN IS THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO ASSERT YOURSELF BESIDES
YE
WAYS TO ASSERT YOURSELF BESIDES YELLING AT EVERYPONY.
YE
YELLING AT EVERYPONY. YES.
YO
YES. YOU CAN STAND UP FOR YOURSELF
WI
YOU CAN STAND UP FOR YOURSELF WITHOUT BEING UNPLEASANT ABOUT
IT
WITHOUT BEING UNPLEASANT ABOUT IT.
I'
IT. I'M NOT SURE I CAN.
I'
I'M NOT SURE I CAN. I'M TOO FAR GONE.
WH
I'M TOO FAR GONE. WHENEVER I TRY TO ASSERT MYSELF,
I
WHENEVER I TRY TO ASSERT MYSELF, I BECOME A MONSTER.
[
I BECOME A MONSTER. [ THUNDER CRASHES ]
OH
[ THUNDER CRASHES ] OH, SWEETIE.
YO
OH, SWEETIE. YOU'RE NOT A MONSTER.
NO
YOU'RE NOT A MONSTER. NO, BUT HE IS.
IR
NO, BUT HE IS. IRON WILL'S MY NAME.
TR
IRON WILL'S MY NAME. TRAINING PONIES IS MY GAME.
[
TRAINING PONIES IS MY GAME. [ POINK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
WH
[ POINK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] WHAT A DARLING LITTLE
CA
WHAT A DARLING LITTLE CATCHPHRASE.
YO
CATCHPHRASE. YOUR FRIEND FLUTTERSHY LOVED
IR
YOUR FRIEND FLUTTERSHY LOVED IRON WILL'S CATCHPHRASES.
WO
IRON WILL'S CATCHPHRASES. WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT SHE
DO
WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT SHE DOESN'T TAKE NO GUFF FROM
NO
DOESN'T TAKE NO GUFF FROM NOPONY, SO IRON WILL IS HERE TO
CO
NOPONY, SO IRON WILL IS HERE TO COLLECT IRON WILL'S FEE.
FL
COLLECT IRON WILL'S FEE. FLUTTERSHY IS IN NO SHAPE TO
DE
FLUTTERSHY IS IN NO SHAPE TO DEAL WITH THAT CREEP.
[
DEAL WITH THAT CREEP. [ CHUCKLES ]
I'
[ CHUCKLES ] I'M SURE A BIG, BRAVE, POWERFUL,
AN
I'M SURE A BIG, BRAVE, POWERFUL, AND RICH MONSTER -- I MEAN,
MI
AND RICH MONSTER -- I MEAN, MINOTAUR -- LIKE YOU DOESN'T
NE
MINOTAUR -- LIKE YOU DOESN'T NEED THAT MONEY RIGHT AWAY.
YO
NEED THAT MONEY RIGHT AWAY. YOU CAN AFFORD TO COME BACK
LA
YOU CAN AFFORD TO COME BACK LATER.
AR
LATER. ARE YOU KIDDING?
FL
ARE YOU KIDDING? FLUTTERSHY IS OVERDUE AS IT IS.
IR
FLUTTERSHY IS OVERDUE AS IT IS. IRON WILL COLLECTS NOW.
[
IRON WILL COLLECTS NOW. [ THUD! ]
[
[ THUD! ] [ GASPS ]
DO
[ GASPS ] DO SOMETHING!
WE
DO SOMETHING! WE'RE NOT EVEN SURE
FL
WE'RE NOT EVEN SURE FLUTTERSHY IS HOME RIGHT NOW.
SH
FLUTTERSHY IS HOME RIGHT NOW. SHE MIGHT BE OFF FROLICKING WITH
SO
SHE MIGHT BE OFF FROLICKING WITH SOME WOODLAND CREATURES.
WH
SOME WOODLAND CREATURES. WHY DON'T YOU GIVE US SOME TIME
TO
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE US SOME TIME TO TRACK HER DOWN FOR YOU?
IR
TO TRACK HER DOWN FOR YOU? IRON WILL DOES HAVE SOME
GR
IRON WILL DOES HAVE SOME GROCERY SHOPPING TO DO.
IR
GROCERY SHOPPING TO DO. IRON WILL WILL COME BACK THIS
AF
IRON WILL WILL COME BACK THIS AFTERNOON.
BU
AFTERNOON. BUT THAT'S ONLY HALF A DAY.
WE
BUT THAT'S ONLY HALF A DAY. WE NEED ONE FULL DAY AT LEAST.
IR
WE NEED ONE FULL DAY AT LEAST. IRON WILL WILL DELAY FOR HALF
A
IRON WILL WILL DELAY FOR HALF A DAY AND NO LONGER.
A
A DAY AND NO LONGER. A FULL DAY!
HA
A FULL DAY! HALF DAY!
FU
HALF DAY! FULL DAY!
HA
FULL DAY! HALF DAY!
HA
HALF DAY! HALF DAY!
FU
HALF DAY! FULL DAY!
WE
FULL DAY! WE NEED HALF A DAY AND NO
MO
WE NEED HALF A DAY AND NO MORE!
WE
MORE! WELL, YOU'LL GET A FULL DAY
AN
WELL, YOU'LL GET A FULL DAY AND NO LESS!
OK
AND NO LESS! OKIE DOKIE. SEE YOU TOMORROW.
WA
OKIE DOKIE. SEE YOU TOMORROW. WAIT. WHAT?
[
WAIT. WHAT? [ SNEEZES ]
HU
[ SNEEZES ] HUH.
SO
HUH. SOUNDS LIKE THE SEARCH WON'T BE
NE
SOUNDS LIKE THE SEARCH WON'T BE NECESSARY.
IR
NECESSARY. IRON WILL COLLECTS NOW.
BU
IRON WILL COLLECTS NOW. BUT W-WE HAD AN AGREEMENT.
YO
BUT W-WE HAD AN AGREEMENT. YOU GOT TO COME BACK TOMORROW.
WH
YOU GOT TO COME BACK TOMORROW. WHEN SOMEPONY TRIES TO BLOCK,
SH
WHEN SOMEPONY TRIES TO BLOCK, SHOW THEM THAT YOU ROCK!
AA
SHOW THEM THAT YOU ROCK! AAH!
[
AAH! [ SPITS ]
[
[ SPITS ] [ MUNCH! MUNCH! ]
YO
[ MUNCH! MUNCH! ] YOUR PAYMENT IS OVERDUE,
FL
YOUR PAYMENT IS OVERDUE, FLUTTERSHY.
[
FLUTTERSHY. [ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
[
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] [ SNORTS ]
YO
[ SNORTS ] YOU WERE NOTHING BUT A DOORMAT,
AN
YOU WERE NOTHING BUT A DOORMAT, AND IRON WILL TURNED YOU INTO A
LE
AND IRON WILL TURNED YOU INTO A LEAN, MEAN, ASSERTIVE MACHINE.
[
LEAN, MEAN, ASSERTIVE MACHINE. [ WHIP! WHIP! ]
NO
[ WHIP! WHIP! ] NOW PAY IRON WILL WHAT YOU OWE
IR
NOW PAY IRON WILL WHAT YOU OWE IRON WILL.
UM
IRON WILL. UM, NO.
[
UM, NO. [ THUD! ]
[
[ THUD! ] [ GOAT BLEATS ]
WH
[ GOAT BLEATS ] WHAT DID YOU SAY?
NO
WHAT DID YOU SAY? NO.
OO
NO. OOH!
I'
OOH! I'D HATE TO BE YOU RIGHT NOW,
BE
I'D HATE TO BE YOU RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE IRON WILL IS GONNA RAIN
DO
BECAUSE IRON WILL IS GONNA RAIN DOWN A WORLD OF HURT UNLESS
IR
DOWN A WORLD OF HURT UNLESS IRON WILL GETS MONEY -- PRONTO!
[
IRON WILL GETS MONEY -- PRONTO! [ SNORTS ]
AS
[ SNORTS ] AS I RECALL, DURING YOUR
WO
AS I RECALL, DURING YOUR WORKSHOP, YOU PROMISED "100%
SA
WORKSHOP, YOU PROMISED "100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOU
PA
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOU PAY NOTHING."
WE
PAY NOTHING." WELL, I'M NOT SATISFIED.
WH
WELL, I'M NOT SATISFIED. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT
SA
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED?
EV
SATISFIED? EVERYPONY HAS ALWAYS BEEN
SA
EVERYPONY HAS ALWAYS BEEN SATISFIED!
WE
SATISFIED! WELL, I GUESS I'M THE FIRST,
TH
WELL, I GUESS I'M THE FIRST, THEN.
BU
THEN. BUT SINCE I'M NOT SATISFIED, I
RE
BUT SINCE I'M NOT SATISFIED, I REFUSE TO PAY.
IT
REFUSE TO PAY. IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
[
IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT. [ WHAP! ]
[
[ WHAP! ] [ ZIP! ]
[
[ ZIP! ] [ GOATS BLEATING ]
OH
[ GOATS BLEATING ] OH.
AR
OH. ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT JUST A
LI
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT JUST A LITTLE BIT SATISFIED?
UH
LITTLE BIT SATISFIED? UH, BECAUSE MAYBE WE COULD CUT A
DE
UH, BECAUSE MAYBE WE COULD CUT A DEAL.
I-
DEAL. I-I MEAN, WE'RE BOTH REASONABLE
CR
I-I MEAN, WE'RE BOTH REASONABLE CREATURES, AREN'T WE?
I'
CREATURES, AREN'T WE? I'M SORRY, BUT "NO" MEANS
"N
I'M SORRY, BUT "NO" MEANS "NO."
"N
"NO." "NO" MEANS "NO," HUH?
NO
"NO" MEANS "NO," HUH? NOPONY HAS EVER SAID THAT TO ME
BE
NOPONY HAS EVER SAID THAT TO ME BEFORE.
HU
BEFORE. HUH.
I
HUH. I GOT TO REMEMBER THAT ONE.
TH
I GOT TO REMEMBER THAT ONE. THAT'S A GOOD CATCHPHRASE FOR MY
NE
THAT'S A GOOD CATCHPHRASE FOR MY NEXT WORKSHOP.
[
NEXT WORKSHOP. [ GOAT BLEATS ]
YO
[ GOAT BLEATS ] YOU WERE AMAZING, FLUTTERSHY!
YO
YOU WERE AMAZING, FLUTTERSHY! YOU TOTALLY STOOD UP TO THAT
MO
YOU TOTALLY STOOD UP TO THAT MONSTER.
IN
MONSTER. IN FACT, YOU DIDN'T CHANGE AT
AL
IN FACT, YOU DIDN'T CHANGE AT ALL.
YO
ALL. YOU WERE THE SAME OLD FLUTTERSHY
TH
YOU WERE THE SAME OLD FLUTTERSHY THAT WE'VE ALWAYS LOVED.
BU
THAT WE'VE ALWAYS LOVED. BUT ONE WE'VE MISSED!
DO
BUT ONE WE'VE MISSED! DON'T WORRY.
OL
DON'T WORRY. OLD FLUTTERSHY IS BACK FOR GOOD.
I'
OLD FLUTTERSHY IS BACK FOR GOOD. I'M SORRY I TOOK THE WHOLE
AS
I'M SORRY I TOOK THE WHOLE ASSERTIVENESS THING TOO FAR.
FR
ASSERTIVENESS THING TOO FAR. FRIENDS?
Bo
FRIENDS? Both: FRIENDS!
[
Both: FRIENDS! [ LAUGHTER ]
DE
[ LAUGHTER ] DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA,
SO
DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA, SOMETIMES IT CAN BE HARD FOR A
SH
SOMETIMES IT CAN BE HARD FOR A SHY PONY LIKE ME TO STAND UP FOR
MY
SHY PONY LIKE ME TO STAND UP FOR MYSELF, AND WHEN I FIRST TRIED
IT
MYSELF, AND WHEN I FIRST TRIED IT, I DIDN'T LIKE THE PONY I
BE
IT, I DIDN'T LIKE THE PONY I BECAME.
BU
BECAME. BUT I'VE LEARNED THAT STANDING
UP
BUT I'VE LEARNED THAT STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF ISN'T THE SAME
AS
UP FOR YOURSELF ISN'T THE SAME AS CHANGING WHO YOU ARE.
NO
AS CHANGING WHO YOU ARE. NOW I KNOW HOW TO PUT MY HOOF
DO
NOW I KNOW HOW TO PUT MY HOOF DOWN WITHOUT BEING UNPLEASANT OR
ME
DOWN WITHOUT BEING UNPLEASANT OR MEAN.
[
MEAN. [ GULP! ]
[
♪
♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪
♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪