Cadence - a sneezing ponies fanfic

pastebincom-5662k0d5 texts fringe loggedin no-preview Ponysneeze 2013-10-25 Probably from https://pastebin.com/5662k0d5 (found via https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=%22Princess+Cadence+breathed+a+sigh+of%22&ia=web) > https://pastebin.com/dl/5662k0d5 or https://pastebin.com/raw/5662k0d5 This file was stored at "Volume in drive H is My Passport \ Volume Serial Number is 1093-F3E8" > "H:\0\Documents\!\MLP.FiM_fanfic Sneezing_Ponies cadence.txt" I think years before 2020 I found this fanfic linked in 4chan /mlp/. Plain text file "MLP.FiM_fanfic Sneezing_Ponies cadence.txt" and pastebin.com/raw/5662k0d5 were diffed, and https://www.diffchecker.com/diff stated "The two files are identical". In Mon Mar 08 01:32:33 2021 UTC pastebin.com paste ID 5662k0d5 had 1,139 views; a deletion date of never; a title of "Cadence"; and an upload date of "Friday 25th of October 2013 11:57:16 PM CDT" (2013-10-25 23:57:16 CDT). The title of this upload, IA item pastebincom-5662k0d5, was "Cadence" (which is the title of the pastebin.com paste), but I thought that was too generic of a title, so I changed it to "Cadence - a sneezing ponies fanfic". Years before 2020, one or more people wrote fanfics about My Little Pony ponies sneezing, for they had a sneezing fetish? This fanfic, titled "Cadence", has a bit of sexual content, and it gave me a half-chub. Contents of this plain text file via notepad.exe: <pre> Princess Cadence breathed a sigh of relief. It was finally in her hooves. Her husband, Shining Armor, had mentioned it to her in passing, and she hadn't stopped thinking about it since. Her peace of mind depended on having it, so she had “borrowed” it from the evidence lab. It was unlikely that anypony would miss it, anyways. She uncorked the vial, staring at the blue powder inside, hoping that it would live up to her expectations. Her husband had said that it was the strongest sneezing powder ever. Oh, to be a fly on the wall when he or one of his underlings had tested that hypothesis. Well, this was almost as good, and it didn't risk her secret getting out. Cadence pressed her nose to the opening, and sniffed deeply. Holy shit, Shining Armor hadn't been exaggerating! She desperately needed to sneeze. She raised a hoof to her wriggling nostrils and rubbed, trying to set the bottle in a safe place. However, it just couldn't be helped. She stepped away from her desk, as her head tilted back and she breathed in, half shuddering gasps and half moans. “Ehh... Ehheeehhehhh... Uhh... AAAH! HiiiiiSHIIIIOOOOOH! Hiiiiichooooo!” She hadn't managed to turn her head in time, and the vial teetered menacingly on her desk. She rushed forwards to grab it, and when she did, a small puff of powder hit her in the face. She didn't have time to react, and instantly sneezed. “HEEEECHHOOOO!” The vial responded to the gust with an even larger puff. Cadence put it down and darted away from the desk, lest she get caught in an endless cycle of sneezing and getting assaulted by powder. Actually, that didn't sound half bad. “HiiiiiirrrRREEEECCHHOOOO!!” “Heh... Hehh... Heh...” The tickle in her nostrils was absolutely wonderful. It was so powerful, she could hardly resist it. Cadence tried to take small breaths, in order to ride out the buildup as long as possible. There was only so much she could do, however. “Heh... HEHHEHHEHHHH!! HiiiiiiSHHOOOOOIEeeee!” Well, this tickle wasn't going away anytime soon, that was for sure. She would have plenty of time for long, drawn-out buildups when it died down a bit. Cadence reared her head back and just submitted, launching into a fit as her nose tried in vain to clear itself of the irritant. “HEHH... HeeeeCHOOOOO! Hehh... HEEESSHOOOOOOO! Iiiiishhooooo! Iiishoo! Heh... HEH... HeeeYISSHHoooooooo! 'SHOOIEE! Gehh.. GEHHEHH... GEHHRRIIIIISSHHOOOOO!” With the last massive sneeze, Cadence's fit ended. She still needed to sneeze, but she decided that she would take advantage of the brief respite and seal up the vial of sneezing powder. It wouldn't do to have an unexpected visitor come by and see it. She picked up the cork with her magic. Suddenly, she sneezed, and the cork went flying. “Hiiiiiichiioooo!” Another fit was coming. She supposed she would just have to look for the cork later. For now, her eyelids fluttered and her nostrils flared as she took pre-sneeze gasps. This was going to be a big one. “Hehh... Hehhh... HEHH... HEHHH! HEHHEH! KERRRTIIIIEEEECHOOOO!!” With the sneeze, Cadence's head shot forwards and her front legs gave out, leaving her head and chest resting against the ground. She was sopping wet, and she reached one of her front hooves up and started touching herself as the sneezes consumed her. She had never had a fit like this before, where she completely lost control, and it was turning her on to no end. “Hehehhhh... Hiiiichiiiioooo! Hiiichiiooooo! Eeeeyeeechooooo!” She was already drawing close to an orgasm. Just a few more sneezes. “Ehh... Ehhehh..” Suddenly, Cadence heard the sound of the front door opening. She pressed a hoof against her nose. It wasn't doing much, though. Her face contorted into a pre-sneeze expression. Shining Armor called out to her. “Honey, are you home?” “Heehhh...” Cadence rubbed her nostrils to no avail. Okay, there was no holding back. She was just going to have to face the music, or come up with some sort of lie. “KeehhhCHOOOO! I'm in the bedroom, dear!” Cadence rushed over to her desk to hide the sneezing powder. As she picked up the vial, she was struck by the sudden urge to sneeze, and turned her head away. “Ehh... Hehhehh...” It was stuck! She felt as if she was just on the brink. She didn't have time for any of this, though, she could hear her husband approaching. She resumed hiding the evidence, and... “Hiiiichiiioooo!” Cadence sneezed into the vial, and a puff of powder hit her in the face. She fought the massive urge to sneeze long enough to stuff the vial in a drawer and shut it. She then used her magic to open the closet doors and grab the feather duster. Shining Armor opened the bedroom door, and Cadence exploded. “HeeeeYYIIIISSHHHooooo!!” “Bless you,” Shining Armor said. “Thanks... I was just duh.. dusting and my ahhllergies... Hehh.. are really beh... Behh... BOTHERING! HEHHCHOooooo!” Cadence said. “What are you doing home so early?” “Oh, I have to go back to work, I was just on a break and figured I'd stop by to say hey.” Her husband replied. “Well, hey..” Cadence replied, a bit sarcastically. She could feel a tremendous sneezing fit coming, and she didn't exactly want her husband around to see it. Not that she minded sneezing in front of him, but after five or seven sneezes he might begin to suspect something was up. Luckily he didn't seem to remember that she wasn't even allergic to dust. “Seh.. Sorry... Now isn't the behhh-best time for me, it's just theallergieeeSSEEECHOO!” “Okay, why don't you take a break then, and I will finish it when I get home?” Shining Armor asked. “That... would be grehh.. Great.” Cadence said, pushing a hoof to her nose. The next sneeze kicked off her fit, she could tell. She had to get him out of here. She hugged her spouse. “Well, I leh.. love you.” Before he could even reply, she walked into the bathroom. She could hear him bid her farewell from behind the door. The sneeze was getting closer, soon, she was not going to have a choice. She rubbed at her snout, faster and faster, but the tickle refused to back down. “Ehh... EHH! UUUHHH!” She simply had to! But Shining Armor hadn't left yet, she hadn't heard the front door shut... Cadence bunched a few towels together, and held them up to her face, to muffle the sneeze. “KKERRTIIIEEEECHHOOOO!!!” The towels barely had any effect as she screamed her sneeze out. She finally heard the front door, and she collapsed, exhausted. She brought a hoof to her sensitive areas and let the sneezes course through her, as she lay on top of the towels. This was going to be an interesting afternoon...</pre>I read all of this short story (pastebin paste ID 5662k0d5) in 2021-03. Hashes of this file--which contains a narrative--via 7z, simplified by gVim (see https://archive.org/details/DMb0jYpgDMbnxeeQ for the command): H:\>7z h -scrc* "H:\0\Documents\!\MLP.FiM_fanfic Sneezing_Ponies cadence.txt" 6767 bytes (7 KiB) Size: 6767 CRC32 for data: 1E3CFB70 CRC64 for data: C127BC6EE2C7A66D SHA256 for data: FC815BAF85F209BCC370869492078CF237DB2B3211EF6127E5157124EB8C0410 SHA1 for data: 8AE0DB760A6CC97569E60825E1D93C7CC0DF3CD0 BLAKE2sp for data: 54F4F90BBF6E0ADF0AC2F5BD2AB0E67D979814F70E4AECDDB92704DB16EF1741 Properties of this regular file via dir, wmic, and exiftool: <pre>H:\0\Documents\!>dir /x/r&&wmic datafile where name="H:\\0\\Documents\\!\\MLP.FiM_fanfic Sneezing_Ponies cadence.txt" list/format:list&&exiftool "MLP.FiM_fanfic Sneezing_Ponies cadence.txt" Volume in drive H is My Passport Volume Serial Number is 1093-F3E8 Directory of H:\0\Documents\! 02/27/2021 05:59 PM <DIR> . 02/27/2021 05:59 PM <DIR> .. 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