Full tags: Virgo, Moon Dust, PUA, pick-up artists, pick-up artistry, bar, Dustbin, wingman, alcohol, mildly suggestive

"Why did I let you talk me into doing this..."
>You look at the blushing mothpony next to you as he fidgets with his hooves
>"Come on, it'll go great!"
>The mothpony turns to meet your eyes
"I'm not so sure Virgo, besides I don't really know what a wingman really does"
>You pause your fluttering and land next to Moon Dust
>"Well in your case it's a bit different because you'll be my wingmare"
>Moon Dust fixes his mane a bit with his hoof
"Remind me again why I needed to come with you dressed up like this"
>You wrap your hoof around Moon Dusts shoulder and pull him closer to you
>"It's genius really, the mares see me with a mare that thinks highly of me, they'll start thinking highly of me as well"
>You grin at Moon Dust while he eyes you with suspicion
>"Trust me this'll go well"
"And it has nothing to o with the fact that Waspy's gotten tired of trying to be your wingman?"
>Your grin falters for a few seconds
>"This'll work wonders for you too, you got a reason to doll up once again and look pretty"
>Moon Dust rolls his eyes while freeing himself from your grasp, but he does it with a little bit redder blush on his face
"Let's just go"
>You happily take flight after your wingmanbromare-stallion as the two of you head to the nightclub
>After getting in and ordering yourself and Moon Dust drinks you drag him off to a table at the far end of the bar area
>"Alright so here's the plan:"
>Moon Dust moves his face closer to yours to pay attention
>Huh, you knew he could look girly but heck in this dim lit nightclub his face looks more attractive than some of the mares standing and dancing about
>You are about to continue but notice him looking extremely nervous
>"You okay there?"
>Moon Dust gulps
"Y-yeah just feeling a bit nervous..."
>You push his drink towards him
>"That's what the alcohol is for"
>Moon Dusts eyes the drink cautiously
"I don't know, it's been a while since I drank some, it's nothing too strong is it?"
>You wave your hoof about
>"No no, it's something every lightweight drinks, just enough to give you a bit of courage"
>Moon Dust sips on his drink, and then takes a bigger sip happily
"It's really good"
>You smile as Moon Dust relaxes noticeably and then you take a sip of your own beverage of choice
>...wait a minute, this is not that drink that's called iced tea just for it's color
>You suddenly realize you must have accidentally switched the drinks around and given yours to Moon Dust
>"Hey Moon I thi-"
>You pause as you see your friend down the last of your drink
>Moon Dust puts the glass down on the table and notices your shocked expression
"I was just so nervous I seem to have gulped it down right away"
>... well, what could go wrong?
>You shrug and drink the rest of the drink that's pretty much juice with a hint of alcohol in it
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>Oh no it's all gone to hell
>Moon Dust was doing okay for the couple of first mares, but then the alcohol really kicked in and things got weird
"He's the most loving stallion you could ever find!"
>Moon Dust suddenly throws himself in your hooves and starts to lovingly nuzzle your face while his feelers brush against yours, making you feel nice things and shame
"I love you~"
>The mare looks at the two of you quizzically
"I'll give you two some time to yourselves..."
>As the mare walks away Moon Dust starts to cop a feel and you quickly push him away
>"Whoa whoa whoa Moony what are you doing?"
>Moon Dust looks at you with a sad drunken expression
"But you told me to act more affectionate this time..."
>You look away from his intense drunken gaze and unhappy scrunch
>"Yeah I did, but that was too much affection"
>Moon Dust snorts at you, but then his face suddenly beams up again
"Hey Virgo there's a sexy looking mare you could like. Let's go, I have a plan that might work!"
>Moon Dust suddenly grabs hold of yoru hoof and starts to drag you towards another mare
>"Moony, maybe we should take a bre-"
"No I am starting to get the hang of this!"
>Before you can say anything else you and Moon Dust are in front of the mare already
>The mare raises an unimpressed eyebrow at you and then Moon Dust opens his mouth
"This guy, is the best lay in this whole club!"
>Your jaw falls open as Moon Dust continues
"He's the best one there is, and everytime I feel hot and bothered he helps me feel satisfied and content~"
>You are unsure what sort of a message Moon Dust is trying to send with trailing his hooves across his body in a way that attracts the hungry gazes of a lot of stallions
"It just gets me so hot, thinking about that thick, hot-"
>Before Moon Dust can say anything else you suddenly move your hoof in front of his mouth
>"Excuse my friend here she's had a bit too much to drink"
>You quickly drag Moon Dust back to the tables and sit him down
"Awww it was going to work..."
>Moon Dust pouts at you in a way you could call cute if he was not a stallion
>"Moony what were you even thinking just now?"
>Moon Dust sways a bit while sitting down
"You know how you said that a mare would like you if another mare would say she liked you?"
>You nod as Moon Dust lets out a little hiccup
"Then I thought that if I would say you were good in bed the mares would want to go to bed with you"
>Moon Dust smiles a happy drunken smile to you and you sigh
>"It's a nice gesture, but I don't think-"
>Moon Dust suddenly gets up from his seat
"I'll show you it'll wo-"
>And he stumbles a bit and lands lying directly on your lap, and then breaks out giggling
>"I think I'll just take you home..."
>Moon Dust shakes his head and now falls limp on your lap
"Nooo I don't want to..."
>You pick him up and settle him on your back and then walk out of the club
>Moon Dust stays silent throughout all of this, most likely already asleep
>You shake your head at your lack of success this evening
"...Are you angry?"
>You're surprised by Moon Dusts now sad voice
>"No, just a bit disappointed, that's all"
>Moon Dust goes silent again but then starts talking again
"If you want I could be a mare tonight"
>You almost stumble and fall down
>"What!?"
>You suddenly feel Moon Dusts hoof trailing on the back of your neck as you try to ignore the slight tingle it's making you feel
"If I would be your mare for tonight maybe then the mares would want to spend the night with you more eagerly..."
>You breathe out a sing of relief that it was not anything else
>Only to suddenly squeak in surprise as Moon Dusts hooves start to trail towards places they should not
>"Uh Moony I don't"
>Suddenly Moon Dust hops off of your back and rushes to a nearby bush
>And then he throws up
>You cringe at the sound of him puking
>Moon Dust lifts his head out from the bush with moist eyes and a sad look
"I feel sick... Virgoooo...help~"
>You look at Moon Dust and his messy mane, not to mention some stuff left in the corner of his mouth and then sigh, but not out of annoyance
>in fact you're smiling a bit
>"Let's go to my place and get you cleaned up"
>Moon Dust keeps looking at you with a sad look
"Carry me?"
>You walk over to Moon Dust and let him climb on your back and then you start heading towards your house
>Note to self, next time have him come as your wingstallion instead of wingmare

Would-be spoilers: it doesn't go so well