>You are Anon and your chillin with Rainbro watching T.V. and drinking booze.
>A commercial comes on.
>Rainbro sees the p0ny in the picture and she gets all dreamy eyed.
"Looks like Rainbow has a crush."
>She blushes.
>"Of course P0nyGones only the single most hottest bachelor p0ny in Equestria."
>Must be quite the stallion apparently.
>You look back at the T.V.
>P0nyGone:"Buy Viagra and feel more LOVE then ever!"
>It goes back to the show you were watching.
>Apparently p0nies have Viagra.
>Learn something new everyday.


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>Be Aether.
>Your at Pinkies after a big party with the mane 6 and Derpy.
>Everyone is bored and wanting to play a game.
>You have a great one in mind.
>You grab an empty bottle.
"Lets play spin the bottle."
>They are all grossed out and you are shunned from the party.
>You go home and go to sleep.
>Their loss.