Get your heart a thumpin'
Head out of Yamaku
Lookin' for da din dins
And whatever fancies you

Yeah, girl, it just doesn't matter
What your problem happens to be
Legless, armless, blind or moeblob, it
don't matter to me.

I like crippled women
Girls with lotsa trauma!
Racin' with the lolis
And all the high school drama.

Yeah, girl, it just doesn't matter
What your problem happens to be
Legless, armless, blind or moeblob, it
don't matter to me

Like a dude who's heart skips
We were born, born to be crips
It's the greatest thing!
I think I'm gonna HNNNNNNNNG

Boooooorn to be crriiiiii-ippples.
Boooooorn to be crriiiiii-ippples.