Seeing as CYOAfag is going to be gone for a while, I think it would be most prudent to bring back... EQUESTRIA QUEST! That's right folks! The amazing adventure that really only had three people guiding it in it's original version is back, and better that ever! SO LET'S GET STARTED! >You wake up in a field, with the sun blinding your eyes. >You get to your feet, getting a little dizzy in the process. >Magical cleaner will do that to you. >Looking around, you see a couple trials leading out of the forest. One to the north, the other to the south. >There is also a hut here. >What do? STATS: Health: 80%, headache, nausea Sanity: 90%, crystal clear Items: (1) gray t-shirt, (1) pair of jeans, (1) pair of white underwear SKILLS: Fighting: 0/10 Medicine: 0/10 Speech: 0/10 Lockpick: 0/10 >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:24 UTC-6 No.17228634 >>17228594 (OP) head north >> Ranger of /MLP/ !oYHRw7ZIEk 04/12/14(Sat)01:26 UTC-6 No.17228658Replies: >>17228668 >>17228594 (OP) Forgot to add, dubs and above are always gets. And for this round, 4s are too. >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:27 UTC-6 No.17228668 >>17228658 (You) lucky me than >> Ranger of /MLP/ !oYHRw7ZIEk 04/12/14(Sat)01:32 UTC-6 No.17228711Replies: >>17228737 >>17228594 (OP) >You decide to go north. >The path doesn't have much on it, just trees and shit. >Along the way, you run into the Cutie Mark Crusaders, trying to get Cutie Marks as drug dealers. >"Yo, wan to buy summat dis dank ass shit?" Scootaloo says to you. >"Yeah, we gots the best weed dis sida Cunterlick!" says Sweetie Belle. >"It doesn't even taste like apples!" Apple Bloom says, stupid smile on her face. >What do? STATS: Health: 85%, headache Sanity: 90%, crystal clear Items: (1) gray t-shirt, (1) pair of jeans, (1) pair of white underwear SKILLS: Fighting: 0/10 Medicine: 0/10 Speech: 0/10 Lockpick: 0/10 I promise guys, this will get good. I do stuff like this on a regular basis, I just need more than one person to post. >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:33 UTC-6 No.17228722Replies: >>17228772 I miss Silent Hill with pones... It was fun. >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:35 UTC-6 No.17228737Replies: >>17228753 >>17228763 >>17228777 >>17228711 (You) Give them a meaningful talk about why drugs are bad, mkay. >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:37 UTC-6 No.17228753 File: 1397288238328.jpg-(42 KB, 500x375, drugs are bad, mkay.jpg) 42 KB >>17228737 pic >> Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g 04/12/14(Sat)01:37 UTC-6 No.17228757 4s and dubs are gets? Okay, inform Apple Bloom she's a bad liar and we're not going to have any of her apple weed. >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:38 UTC-6 No.17228763 >>17228737 roll >> Ranger of /MLP/ !oYHRw7ZIEk 04/12/14(Sat)01:39 UTC-6 No.17228772Replies: >>17228788 >>17228790 >>17228811 >>17228819 >>17228722 Dubs get, this becomes survival horror now. >Deciding not to buy any weed, seeing as you have no money, you continue on the path. >But not before haranguing them about how drug are bad, which they brush off, screaming about how they'll call their cousin. >By the time you reach Ponyville, it is getting dark. >Looking around, something doesn't feel quite right. >You keep walking down Mane Street. >All the houses have their lights off. >It's getting eerie. >You walk up to the library and knock on the door. >No response. >Knock again, nothing. >You try a few more houses, nut no one is home. >You are pondering this when you see a figure in the distance. >He goes into a backalley. >awshit.jpg STATS: Health: 90% Sanity: 80%, a little cloudy Items: (1) gray t-shirt, (1) pair of jeans, (1) pair of white underwear SKILLS: Fighting: 0/10 Medicine: 0/10 Speech: 0/10 Lockpick: 0/10 >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:39 UTC-6 No.17228777Replies: >>17228792 >>17228737 mr. mackey pls >> Ranger of /MLP/ !oYHRw7ZIEk 04/12/14(Sat)01:40 UTC-6 No.17228788 >>17228772 (You) Forgot: The number changes every time. 8s >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:41 UTC-6 No.17228790 >>17228772 (You) yay! Finally something I laik >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:41 UTC-6 No.17228792 >>17228777 Noice trips, anyone call for a redo? lol >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:42 UTC-6 No.17228811 >>17228772 (You) Run like the faggot you (or we) are. >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:43 UTC-6 No.17228819Replies: >>17228860 >>17228881 >>17228772 (You) Chase that sucker down and give it a kiss >> Ranger of /MLP/ !oYHRw7ZIEk 04/12/14(Sat)01:47 UTC-6 No.17228859Replies: >>17228865 >>17228940 Trips get! >Well you thought you were alone. >The Cutie Cunt Crusaders walk up behind you. >"Hey Scoots, iss that nigga from before!" Sweetie Belle says. >"Aw shit, that boy gonna get his ass best for not buying any of our 420 shit!" Scootaloo replies. >"At least he doesn't smell like apples!" Apple Bloom quips, with a blank expression on. >They begin to advance on you, brandishing switchblades. >"What did I tell you kids! Drugs are bad, m'kay? Why are you not listening! LISTEN TO ME DAMMIT, M'KAY!?" >On top of it, you can see a figure in the distance. >What do? STATS: Health: 90% Sanity: 80%, a little cloudy Items: (1) gray t-shirt, (1) pair of jeans, (1) pair of white underwear SKILLS: Fighting: 0/10 Medicine: 0/10 Speech: 0/10 Lockpick: 0/10 0s >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:47 UTC-6 No.17228860Replies: >>17228865 >>17228867 >>17228902 >>17228819 Also rolling for give him a Fellatio Or cunninlingus >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:48 UTC-6 No.17228865 >>17228859 >>17228860 You heard me Oral job, NAO >> Ranger of /MLP/ !oYHRw7ZIEk 04/12/14(Sat)01:48 UTC-6 No.17228867 Replies: >>17228883 >>17228860 Well. >> Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g 04/12/14(Sat)01:50 UTC-6 No.17228881 Replies: >>17228896 >>17228819 Make it an awkwardly long kiss. >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:50 UTC-6 No.17228883 >>17228867 (You) YOU HEARD ME BIACH GET IN YOUR KNEES >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:51 UTC-6 No.17228896 >>17228881 Kiss her/him with my dick >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:52 UTC-6 No.17228902 Replies: >>17228935 >>17228860 I added that kiss part for amusement, fuck me you went way further... >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:55 UTC-6 No.17228935 >>17228902 Go Hard or Go Home Hard like my dick Damm Im in a roll tonight >> Ranger of /MLP/ !oYHRw7ZIEk 04/12/14(Sat)01:56 UTC-6 No.17228940 Replies: >>17228956 >>17228959 >>17229031 >>17228859 >Running away from the drugged out Cuntsaders, you sprint toward that figure in the distance, one thought coursing through your mind. >"I, ANON OF EARTH, MUST GIVE THAT THING ORAL SEX!" >You shout this at the top of your lungs, and the figure turns and starts running. >"DON'T FEAR ME, I ONLY WISH TO PLEASURE YOU WITH MY MOUTH!" >You reach the figure and tackle it. >You pin the figure to the ground, and you're pretty sure it's a grey mare. >"Are you going to give me muffins mister?" >That voice stops your in your tracks. >"Oh shit. It's the goddamn retard." You think. >You move your head downward, and bury your face in her plot. >She tastes like the butthurt tears of people offended over the name "Derpy". >Put your continue, forcing your tongue in her soft folds like a knife. >You can't tell if she likes it or not, you can't hear her over your primal ROOOOAARRRRR OF ANONESS AS YOU cum to nothing more than this. >A gush of fluid hits your face. >Mission accomplished. >What do? STATS: Health: 95% Sanity: 85%, a little cloudy Items: (1) gray t-shirt (that is soaked with mare juice), (1) pair of jeans (that are soaked with cum), (1) pair of white underwear (that are soaked with cum) SKILLS: Fighting: 1/10 Medicine: 0/10 Speech: 0/10 Lockpick: 0/10 Pony "Skills": 1/10 5s >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:58 UTC-6 No.17228955 Replies: >>17228990 Ask Derp horse were everyone else is. >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:58 UTC-6 No.17228956 Replies: >>17228970 >>17228940 (You) Based-Writefag Now go strip yourself, cum on every door in the town; start shouting like a goddamm retard; running around in cicles like a psycho. Dont stop until you get "Dungeon'd" >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)01:59 UTC-6 No.17228959 Replies: >>17229000 >>17229037 >>17228940 (You) She is now our new god, we shall be her humble servant! >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)02:00 UTC-6 No.17228970 >>17228956 Shameless-Self roll >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)02:03 UTC-6 No.17228990 >>17228955 Boring ass winrar. I guess I pushes the story along though >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)02:04 UTC-6 No.17229000 Replies: >>17229037 File: 1397289877661.jpg-(21 KB, 480x300, Derpys suducktive wink.jpg) 21 KB >>17228959 There is still hope for this next round! >> Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g 04/12/14(Sat)02:06 UTC-6 No.17229011 Speaking of grey mares, we should hunt down cloudkicker. >> Ranger of /MLP/ !oYHRw7ZIEk 04/12/14(Sat)02:08 UTC-6 No.17229031 Replies: >>17229095 >>17229153 >>17228940 (You) >"So Derpy... erm..." >It's a little awkward. >She just staring at you. >With those fucking crossed eyes. >"Where is everyone?" You ask. >She just stares blankly at you. >"Why, God, WHY DID YOU CURSE ME WITH THE RETARD?" >God pops a kernel of popcorn in his mouth, laughing and pointing at you. >"Many apologies, Anon, for I do not knowth. I left mine warm bed earlier this day, and found not a soul around!" She says to you. >You blink. >God spits out the poopcorn. >"You, You can talk?" You say dumbly. >"But of course! I am fluent in over twenty languages, and speaketh them all quiet well!" >Well I'll be damned. >"I guess we should look for them." >"That is most agreeable notion, Anon. Let us begin our glorious journey." >"Oh, and Anon?" >"What?" >"That was some quite enjoyable cunnilingus. I shall repay you someday." >What do? STATS: Health: 95% Sanity: 85%, a little cloudy Items: (1) gray t-shirt (that is soaked with mare juice), (1) pair of jeans (that are soaked with cum), (1) pair of white underwear (that are soaked with cum) SKILLS: Fighting: 1/10 Medicine: 0/10 Speech: 0/10 Lockpick: 0/10 Pony "Skills": 1/10 7s >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)02:09 UTC-6 No.17229037 Replies: >>17229055 >>17229069 >>17229000 >>17228959 Rolling >> Ranger of /MLP/ !oYHRw7ZIEk 04/12/14(Sat)02:10 UTC-6 No.17229055 >>17229037 Let's see here.. >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)02:12 UTC-6 No.17229069 File: 1397290363012.jpg-(47 KB, 634x420, Diceroll.jpg) 47 KB >>17229037 Trips and a get, lady luck is sleeping with me tonight. >> Anonymous 04/12/14(Sat)02:16 UTC-6 No.17229095 >>17229031 (You) Take the virginity of her Daughter, Dinky. >> Ranger of /MLP/ !oYHRw7ZIEk 04/12/14(Sat)02:22 UTC-6 No.17229153 >>17229031 (You) >The two of you walk for a little while, coming across nothing but empty buildings. >And a big ass tub of muffins. >Derpy smells the muffins. >"Oh, I believe we've doth found some-" She cuts off. >"Some what?" you reply. >"Som mufinz!" she yells, running toward the tub. >"Uhhh, Derpy? Are you okay?" >"I just founz som mufizs anon!" >She gets one on her head, like a crown. [Intelligence 3: Realize she's not a god.] FAILED >"Oh, based DerpyGod, how can your humble servant serve you?" You say to her. >She just stares at you. >"Mufinz!" is all she says before diving back down into the tub. >"If that is your wish, then it shalt be my command." you say, walking to the tub. >You grab her, and start force feeding her muffins. >She's squirming in your arms, and making muffled choking sounds. >"Oh my based DeroyGid, I am so glad to see that you are so happy." [FOLLOWER ALERT] Derpy has died! You have lost Derpy's Secret Intelligence perk. >With nothing better to do, you decide to... >What do? Derpy's house is by here, you could always scavenge for filly supplies. STATS: Health: 95% Sanity: 85%, a little cloudy Items: (1) gray t-shirt (that is beginning to harden), (1) pair of jeans (that are beginning to harden, (1) pair of white underwear (that are totally solid) SKILLS: Fighting: 2/10 Medicine: 0/10 Speech: 2/10 Lockpick: 0/10 Pony "Skills": 1/10 9s That's my last post for the night, folks. I'll be back sometime in the next few days, can't say when.