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♪♪

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The magical properties of this
spell will only have lasting

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effects if you focus on--

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<i> (whoosh)</i>

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No! Rainbow Dash!

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Ha ha ha!

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<i> (growl)</i>

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How in Equestria does
that pony expect to pass

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her History of the
Wonderbolts exam tomorrow

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if she's wasting time flying?

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I'm just gonna fly
right up to her

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and tell her what I think

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about her lackadaisical
approach to studying.

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Won't she be surprised.

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Surprise!

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What? Huh?
How did you?

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Please, Twilight.

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That was the worst
sneak attack ever.

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What? But--

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I saw you giving me the
stink eye from the ground.

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And heard you flying towards me
and muttering from a mile away.

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Well, if you heard me
muttering then you must know

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what I was muttering about.

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Yeah, yeah, the
Wonderbolts History test.

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No big deal.

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No. Big Deal.

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Really Big
Deal.

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It's a test!

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A test that will
determine if you can join

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the newly formed
Wonderbolts Reserves.

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And being part of the
Wonderbolts Reserves

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means you'll have
the opportunity

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to live your dream
as a Wonderbolt.

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This is the most important
test of your life!

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Twilight, not everypony
gets all freaked out

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about tests like you.

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I do not get all
freaked out about tests.

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Uh, seriously?

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Your freak-outs are so epic you
sing whole "freak-out" arias

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about freaking out.

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Fine. I may tend to take my
tests a little seriously.

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But that doesn't mean you
shouldn't be studying for yours.

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Oooh! And I know just the
pony who can help you!

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<i> (slap)</i>

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Me!

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This is going to
so much fun!

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(pow!)

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(pow!)

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Sure. Fun.

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<i> ♪ My Little Pony,
 My Little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Aaaaahhh! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ (upbeat) ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ I used to wonder what
 friendship could be ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Until you all shared
 its magic with me ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Big adventure ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Tons of fun. ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ A beautiful heart ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ faithful and strong ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Sharing kindness ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ it's an easy feat ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ And magic makes it
 all complete ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My Little Ponies ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Do you know you're all
 my very best friends? ♪</i>

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♪♪

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♪♪

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<i> (crash)</i>

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Agh! Wha?

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Hunh?

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This is the most complete--

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And ginormous!

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<i> book on the History
 of the Wonderbolts.</i>

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OK, but how am I supposed
to get what's in there...

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Into here?

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With my handy dandy Study
Checklist, of course.

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Of course.

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First up: Reading
and Highlighting.

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Reading and highlighting
is the foundation

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of any good study method.

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It allows the student to
hone in and boil down

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what's really important,

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separating the
good from the bad,

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<i> the wheat from the chaff,
 getting to the crux of things.</i>

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Let's see what
you've got so far.

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<i>Um...</i>

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Huh?

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By highlighting everything,
you don't really

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separate the wheat
from the chaff.

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Or the good from the bad.

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Hey. I am not that tall!

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<i> (chuckle)</i>

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(sigh) OK, Rainbow.

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Clearly reading and highlighting
is not your style of studying.

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<i> So let's move on to
 the tried and true.</i>

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History Lecture!

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Yes, Rainbow?

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Is it snack time?

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No.

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Recess?

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No.

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Can't we just watch the History
of the Wonderbolts movie?

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No!

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Now just get comfortable
and experience...

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the magic of learning.

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Ahem!

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Prior to the great
Celestia/Luna Rift,

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there was no need for the
Earth, Unicorn, Pegasi,

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or E.U.P.--Guard.

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<i> (sigh)</i>

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<i> But after Luna's banishment,</i>

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<i> the Protective Pony
 Platoons</i> were formed.

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<i> On the anniversary of the
 first Celestial Year of Peace,</i>

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a celebration was held.

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<i> ♪ (imitate military band) ♪</i>

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Headed by General Firefly...

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<i> An elite team of aerial
 performers were chosen</i>

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<i> to help commemorate this
 auspicious occasion.</i>

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The first performance
was so full of energy,

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so highly charged, that magical
lightning showered down

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on the crowd.

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<i> Everypony was so filled
 with amazement and wonder</i>

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that General Firefly dubbed
them the Wonderbolts.

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Rainbow Dash!

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Can you repeat
any of my lesson?

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<i> (poof!)</i>

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<i> (crash)</i>

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<i> (horn honk)</i>

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<i> (chuckle)</i>

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<i> (giggle)</i>

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History lecture?

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Nope. (sigh)

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OK, Rainbow...Rainbow?

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Rainbow Dash!

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<i> (whoosh)</i>

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Here.

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Let's move on to my favorite
style of learning: Flashcards.

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Ooh! Does that mean
I'll learn in a flash?

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One can only hope.

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Colonel Purple Dart, the leader
of the Wonderbolts in the

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4th Celestial Era was
known for his...

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<i> (splat)</i>

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Wha?

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Rainbow, did you
see what happened?

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What? No! I was riveted by
your captivating cards.

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Hmmmm.

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After becoming the
official flying squadron

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for Princess Celestia, she
honored them with...

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<i> (thud)</i>

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Gotcha!

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Got what?

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The original Wonderbolts
lightning bolt insignia was...

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Ah!

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Rainbow Dash.

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You could have hurt me.

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With a spit wad? Really?

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A spit wad to the eye would
have been no laughing matter.

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Well, if you can horse
around like this,

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then you clearly must
be ready for the test.

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Clearly!

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Well then, I guess you're
also ready for a...

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(poof poof!)

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pop quiz.

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Bring it!

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(poof poof!)

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The initials E.U.P.
stand for what?

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Ernie's Undercooked Pancakes.

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The original aerial
team performed for...

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Celestia's Cereal
Celebration.

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The Wonderbolts were given their
name by this famous Pegasus.

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Who is she?

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Please don't say Colonel Waffle.

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Hello? General
Blazing Donut Glaze.

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<i> (scoff)</i>

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<i>So, did I ace it or what?</i>

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Or what.

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You didn't get one
answer correct.

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What? But how?

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I don't know.

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I've never heard
answers so wrong.

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And so breakfast related.

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<i> (stomach growling)</i>

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If you had taken the
official test today...

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(gasp) My dreams of being
in the Wonderbolts Reserves

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would've been totally crushed.

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What am I gonna do?

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I'm running out of time!

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I don't know any
of this history!

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I'm going to fail!

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♪♪

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I'm gonna fail, I'm gonna
fail, I'm gonna fail.

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And it's all your fault!

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My fault?

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I'm the one helping you.

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Maybe your famous
"study methods"

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aren't all they're
cracked up to be!

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Eh, teacher?

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Excuse me, I've used them
to study for many a test

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and passed.

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Yeah, right.

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Do you know the name of
the premiere Wonderbolts

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choreographer?

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Uh, well...

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Commander Easy Glider.

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Do you know how many Pegasi
flew in the original squad?

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Um...

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Seven!

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Do you know Princess Celestia's
favorite flight pattern?

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The Icaranian Sun Salutation.

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See? I could
pass the test.

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Fine.

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Rub it in, why
don't you?

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Besides, I don't see why I have
to take this lousy test anyway.

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I've proven I'm one of
the best fliers around.

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Knowing their origin and being
able to properly represent them

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for all of Equestria
is just as important.

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Yeah, right.

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<i> Some history buff like you
 must've made that up</i>

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to bring us fliers down.

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Knowing history actually
is beneficial, Rainbow.

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<i>(raspberry)</i>

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Beneficial for eggheads.

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Girls.

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Well, this egghead knows
history and can fly.

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Maybe I should
become a Wonderbolt.

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Just 'cause you've got wings
doesn't mean you can fly.

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Girls!

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<i>You're barely able to
just get off the ground.</i>

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<i> (horrified gasp)</i>

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<i> (growl)</i>

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Girls! Stop!

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Now, is that any way
to talk to a friend?

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Sorry.

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Yeah, sorry.

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Don't you have more
important things to do?

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Like prepare Rainbow
for her big test?

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I've tried everything,
Fluttershy,

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but none of my study
methods work for her.

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Well, no offense to your
teaching methods, Twilight,

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but I think I may have
a way to help Rainbow.

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Oh! Who's that?
Who's that?

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Celestia and Luna, back
when they were happy.

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<i> ♪ (piano) ♪</i>

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♪♪

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<i> (yowl)</i>

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♪♪

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Now what?

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Gummy's an Earth Pony; Winona's
a Unicorn and Tank is a Pegasus.

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They're the E.U.P.

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helping to protect
the Princess.

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How are you
getting all this?

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<i> (crash)</i>

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Oh no!

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<i> (smash)</i>

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<i> (thud)</i>

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<i> (rumble)</i>

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Stop, stop, stop!

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That was aw--

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00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:02,267
Awesome!

260
00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:05,204
I give it three "Woo hoos"
Woo hoo, Woo hoo, Woo hoo!

261
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:06,839
And an extra "Woo"
for good measure.

262
00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:07,973
Woo!

263
00:10:08,006 --> 00:10:11,176
Well, I give it a
"Whoa, whoa, what?"

264
00:10:11,209 --> 00:10:14,313
I'm totally confused and
I just want to go home.

265
00:10:14,346 --> 00:10:15,948
Whoa! Hey!

266
00:10:15,981 --> 00:10:17,916
Whoa, your woes,
there Woeful.

267
00:10:17,949 --> 00:10:20,019
Someponies learn through
theatrical presentation.

268
00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:23,055
But other ponies learn
through musical intervention.

269
00:10:24,756 --> 00:10:26,125
<i> ♪ (rap beat) ♪</i>

270
00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:27,359
Boom, boom, che.

271
00:10:27,392 --> 00:10:28,727
Boom, boom, boom, che.

272
00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,095
Boom, boom, che.

273
00:10:30,128 --> 00:10:32,865
<i> ♪ Back in ancient times there
 were the Wonderbolts of old. ♪</i>

274
00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:35,367
<i> ♪ A General named Firefly.
 Amazing and so bold. ♪</i>

275
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,970
<i>♪ She brought them all together.
 Spreading unity in flight. ♪</i>

276
00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:40,673
<i>♪ Performing at their very best.
 With wonder and with might. ♪</i>

277
00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:43,075
<i> ♪ Next Admiral Fair Weather
 and the Colonel Purple Dart. ♪</i>

278
00:10:43,108 --> 00:10:45,944
<i> ♪ Gave Wonderbolts a bit of
steel along with lots of heart ♪</i>

279
00:10:45,977 --> 00:10:48,313
<i>♪ An Admiral named Fairy Flight,
 a General called Flash. ♪</i>

280
00:10:48,346 --> 00:10:51,016
<i> ♪ Helped the bolts fly super
 high with style and panache. ♪</i>

281
00:10:51,049 --> 00:10:53,719
<i> ♪ Commander Easy Glider was
 the real cream of the crop. ♪</i>

282
00:10:53,752 --> 00:10:56,422
<i>♪ For with her wicked moves the
Wonderbolts soared to the top. ♪</i>

283
00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:57,056
<i> ♪ Wonderbolts! ♪</i>

284
00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,190
<i> ♪ Yeah, Wonderbolts! ♪</i>

285
00:10:58,223 --> 00:10:59,425
<i> ♪ Wonderbolts! ♪</i>

286
00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:01,460
<i> ♪ Yeah, Wonderbolts! ♪</i>

287
00:11:01,493 --> 00:11:03,896
<i> ♪ That is my rappin'
 History of the Wonderbolts. ♪</i>

288
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,299
So, do you get it?

289
00:11:07,332 --> 00:11:08,467
Yes, Pinkie Pie!

290
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:12,371
<i> ♪ Wiki wiki wiki, General
 this and Colonel that. ♪</i>

291
00:11:12,404 --> 00:11:13,305
<i> ♪ They're the Wonderbolts!</i>

292
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,307
<i> ♪ something that
 rhymes with that ♪</i>

293
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,944
That was pretty terrible.

294
00:11:18,977 --> 00:11:21,814
What? No. Really?

295
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,248
But I've got to
learn this stuff.

296
00:11:23,281 --> 00:11:25,851
Now!

297
00:11:25,884 --> 00:11:28,120
And I am just the
pony to help.

298
00:11:29,154 --> 00:11:31,924
Rarity. You look ridiculous.

299
00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:35,061
I'm going to ignore that comment
out of my desire to help you.

300
00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:37,363
Good luck.

301
00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:42,468
Get ready, Rainbow Dash,
for I am going to take you

302
00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:47,039
on an historical
adventure in fashion.

303
00:11:47,072 --> 00:11:51,009
I am now modeling the rather
unattractive, and frankly,

304
00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:54,747
itchy original Wonderbolts'
flying costume.

305
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,983
Fortunately, thanks to the
vision of Flair de Mare,

306
00:11:58,016 --> 00:12:00,953
the Wonderbolts ensemble
became more streamlined

307
00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:03,222
in a wonderfully
breathable fabric.

308
00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:06,792
Of course, there were
fashion hits and misses.

309
00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:11,096
<i> Just look at those
 dreadful bell bottoms.</i>

310
00:12:11,129 --> 00:12:13,098
<i> What were ponies thinking?</i>

311
00:12:13,131 --> 00:12:14,032
I don't know.

312
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,502
I bet General Flash
rocked these things.

313
00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:18,403
Ah! Pinkie! You're real!

314
00:12:18,436 --> 00:12:19,337
Of course I'm real.

315
00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:21,340
I mean, I'm not the
real General Flash,

316
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:23,041
the 10th leader of
the Wonderbolts.

317
00:12:23,074 --> 00:12:25,177
But I, Pinkie, am really real.

318
00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:29,882
And I'm Admiral Fairy Flight,
from the 7th squadron.

319
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,851
And of course, you recognize
Commander Easy Glider.

320
00:12:32,884 --> 00:12:34,520
And I'm sportin' some
sort of get-up worn

321
00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:36,555
by Colonel Purple Dart.

322
00:12:36,588 --> 00:12:38,056
<i> (frightened gasps)</i>

323
00:12:38,089 --> 00:12:39,258
Just look at us.

324
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:40,492
Look at us.

325
00:12:40,525 --> 00:12:42,060
Look at me!

326
00:12:42,093 --> 00:12:44,163
It's too much for my eyes!

327
00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:46,265
Now, don't you fret, Rainbow.

328
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:47,533
This fashion show nonsense

329
00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,201
wouldn't help me
learn nothin' either.

330
00:12:51,069 --> 00:12:52,037
Really?

331
00:12:52,070 --> 00:12:54,940
Well, what special study
trick do you have, AJ?

332
00:12:54,973 --> 00:12:56,108
Who me?

333
00:12:56,141 --> 00:12:57,109
Oh, I got nothin'.

334
00:12:57,142 --> 00:12:58,277
Aw.

335
00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:01,180
Why, I could tell you every
little thing there is to know

336
00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:02,815
about the history of Apples.

337
00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:05,184
But I picked all that up
over years in the field

338
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:06,819
as a labor of love.

339
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:08,320
How much time you got?

340
00:13:08,353 --> 00:13:09,588
Twelve hours.

341
00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:11,824
Oh, then you are up a creek.

342
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:18,363
Well, I think we should just go
back to old-fashioned studying.

343
00:13:18,396 --> 00:13:19,532
What about our play?

344
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:24,069
Just look at these costumes.

345
00:13:24,102 --> 00:13:27,172
Surely something resonates
with your inner Wonderbolt.

346
00:13:27,205 --> 00:13:29,141
And Granny Smith discovered
the first Granny Smith

347
00:13:29,174 --> 00:13:31,844
in Phillydelphia when
she was just a filly.

348
00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:34,346
<i> ♪ Commander Easy Glider was
 the real cream of the crop. ♪</i>

349
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:37,082
Pinkie, stop rapping! That
isn't going to help Rainbow.

350
00:13:37,115 --> 00:13:39,952
<i> ♪ Well, I suggest you put down
 your silly cards of flash. ♪</i>

351
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,954
<i> ♪ For I know that
 they cannot help ♪</i>

352
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,388
<i> ♪ our good friend
 Rainbow Dash. ♪</i>

353
00:13:43,421 --> 00:13:48,327
<i> (all arguing at once)</i>

354
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,862
Enough!

355
00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:50,529
No rapping.

356
00:13:50,562 --> 00:13:51,330
No cards.

357
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:52,130
No costumes.

358
00:13:52,163 --> 00:13:52,965
No play.

359
00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:56,068
And no apples!

360
00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:58,136
I am never going
to pass this test.

361
00:13:58,169 --> 00:13:59,204
Ever!

362
00:13:59,237 --> 00:14:00,439
Just forget it.

363
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:12,852
♪♪

364
00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,354
<i> (panting)</i>

365
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,623
Rainbow, I'm sorry
about all that.

366
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:19,625
We didn't mean to
overwhelm you.

367
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:22,527
It's OK. You were
just trying to help.

368
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,564
It's just too bad I'm too
dumb to learn anything.

369
00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:27,332
You are not dumb.

370
00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:29,468
You just learn differently.

371
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:32,004
If by "differently"
you mean "not at all"

372
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,639
then you're totally right.

373
00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:36,408
No, that's totally wrong.

374
00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:38,110
See? Wrong again.

375
00:14:40,378 --> 00:14:43,949
I don't know anypony that's read
more Daring Do books than you.

376
00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:46,585
Well, that's not gonna get
me into the Wonderbolts.

377
00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:48,220
And your knowledge of
jokes and pranks

378
00:14:48,253 --> 00:14:50,222
is only rivaled by Pinkie.

379
00:14:50,255 --> 00:14:53,058
<i> Rainbow: Great, my years
 of being a class clown</i>

380
00:14:53,091 --> 00:14:56,428
<i> prevented me from actually
 learning how to learn.</i>

381
00:14:56,461 --> 00:14:58,463
That's not what I meant.

382
00:14:58,496 --> 00:15:02,467
You're smart, creative,
inventive, and...Ugh!

383
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,937
Hey! I know you're upset,
but you don't need to--

384
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:08,674
<i> (propeller clicking)</i>

385
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,142
Whoa!

386
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:12,210
I almost slammed into that.

387
00:15:12,243 --> 00:15:13,344
<i> Rainbow: I know!</i>

388
00:15:13,378 --> 00:15:15,547
You were jabbering on so
much, you didn't even notice.

389
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,149
But how did you notice?

390
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:19,952
You were listening and
talking to me the whole time.

391
00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:22,120
Ha ha! You're such a rookie.

392
00:15:22,153 --> 00:15:25,157
An experienced flyer like
me knows how to multi-task.

393
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:26,658
While you fly?

394
00:15:26,691 --> 00:15:28,026
It's essential.

395
00:15:28,059 --> 00:15:29,594
Yes, I was paying
attention to you,

396
00:15:29,627 --> 00:15:32,464
but was also scanning the sky
and the ground for any problems.

397
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:34,199
Really?

398
00:15:34,232 --> 00:15:36,535
Flying's not just flying.

399
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:38,370
<i> In order to stay
 safe in the sky,</i>

400
00:15:38,403 --> 00:15:40,072
<i> I've got to hear and
 see everything</i>

401
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,074
<i> down to the littlest detail.</i>

402
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,977
<i>For instance, I saw Apple Bloom,
 Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo</i>

403
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,445
<i> come out of Sugar Cube Corner.</i>

404
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:47,746
<i> And from the looks of it,</i>

405
00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:49,681
<i> they had carrot cupcakes
 with sprinkles.</i>

406
00:15:49,714 --> 00:15:53,285
<i> And I'm thinking Big Mac
 sold a huge order of apples</i>

407
00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:57,356
<i> to Filthy Rich because I heard
him give a very hearty, "Eeyup."</i>

408
00:15:59,524 --> 00:16:02,027
I always make note of
everything when I fly.

409
00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:03,261
No biggie.

410
00:16:03,294 --> 00:16:04,262
<i> (gasp)</i>

411
00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:05,263
Oh my gosh!

412
00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:06,264
What?

413
00:16:06,297 --> 00:16:07,299
Gotta go!

414
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,668
Yeah, I get it.

415
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:13,038
I wouldn't want to hang out
with a loser like me either.

416
00:16:13,071 --> 00:16:14,673
<i> (sad groan)</i>

417
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:19,311
<i> (thunder)</i>

418
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:22,614
♪♪

419
00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:24,383
Thanks for meeting
me, everypony.

420
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:25,650
What is it, Twilight?

421
00:16:25,683 --> 00:16:27,152
We have to help Rainbow Dash.

422
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,555
<i> Rarity: Yes, but how?</i>

423
00:16:30,588 --> 00:16:32,624
We've tried every
kind of studying.

424
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:34,693
My way, your way.

425
00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:37,429
But we haven't tried
Rainbow Dash's way.

426
00:16:37,462 --> 00:16:39,264
Hm, I'm intrigued.

427
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,702
OK, listen up, ponies;
here's the plan.

428
00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:46,705
<i> (indistinct whispering)</i>

429
00:16:49,574 --> 00:16:50,809
Hey, Rainbow.

430
00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:52,611
Wanna go for a fly?

431
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:54,413
(sigh) Sure.

432
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:55,714
Got nothin' better to do.

433
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,319
Didn't we just do this?

434
00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:03,755
Yes but, like you said,
I'm such a newbie,

435
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,657
I need all the
practice I can get.

436
00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:11,163
Yeah, well, I'm sure you'll
become a great flier in no time.

437
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,365
After all, you're
good at everything.

438
00:17:17,469 --> 00:17:20,072
So what's going on?

439
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:21,273
Oh, nothing.

440
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:23,542
Just getting my
dreams crushed.

441
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:26,511
Uh,read any good books lately?

442
00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:29,181
Just history books.

443
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,449
I'd tell you what
they're about,

444
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:33,652
but my brain is
as dry as a rock.

445
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:37,422
Speaking of rocks, did
you know Pinkie Pie

446
00:17:37,455 --> 00:17:39,591
grew up on a rock farm?

447
00:17:39,624 --> 00:17:42,294
Maybe I'll go work there,
since I have no other plans

448
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,529
for the rest of my life.

449
00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:46,098
Oh, come on now, Rainbow.

450
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:48,166
You can't give up on your dream.

451
00:17:48,199 --> 00:17:51,136
Seems my dream has
given up on me.

452
00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:52,804
Maybe I'll learn
to shine shoes.

453
00:17:52,837 --> 00:17:54,139
Sell hats.

454
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:55,474
Dig ditches.

455
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:58,176
Or maybe you'll be
a Wonderbolt.

456
00:17:58,209 --> 00:18:01,113
Twilight, give it
up! I have.

457
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:07,352
♪♪

458
00:18:07,385 --> 00:18:10,522
So! What do you remember
about that flight?

459
00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:13,158
(sigh) Nothing important.

460
00:18:13,191 --> 00:18:15,727
Except, after Luna was
banished to the moon,

461
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,662
Celestia needed
protective forces,

462
00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:20,799
so Earth, Unicorn, and Pegasi
formed the E.U.P. Guard

463
00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:22,734
of the Protective
Pony Platoons.

464
00:18:24,569 --> 00:18:25,804
Yes?

465
00:18:25,837 --> 00:18:29,774
And at the celebration of the
first Celestial Year of Peace,

466
00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:31,743
an elite flying
squadron performed

467
00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:34,779
headed by General Firefly
who later named the group

468
00:18:34,812 --> 00:18:36,214
the Wonderbolts!

469
00:18:36,247 --> 00:18:37,348
Uh huh?

470
00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:39,551
Commander Easy Glider
established flight choreography

471
00:18:39,584 --> 00:18:42,521
that is still used by
the Wonderbolts today.

472
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:43,755
Yes!

473
00:18:43,788 --> 00:18:46,258
I know the history.

474
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,659
I know it all.

475
00:18:47,692 --> 00:18:50,629
But how in Equestria
did that happen?

476
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,197
You learned it.

477
00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:54,900
Yeah, I got that, but how?

478
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:57,836
Well, on our first flight, I
discovered that you catalogue

479
00:18:57,869 --> 00:19:00,305
everything that happens all
around you when you're flying

480
00:19:00,338 --> 00:19:01,840
without even thinking about it.

481
00:19:03,841 --> 00:19:05,009
Don't you see?

482
00:19:05,042 --> 00:19:07,512
I made use of your special
skills by enlisting everypony

483
00:19:07,545 --> 00:19:10,248
to help you learn the
History of the Wonderbolts.

484
00:19:10,281 --> 00:19:11,816
♪♪

485
00:19:11,849 --> 00:19:16,688
I, Princess Celestia, banish
you, Princess Luna to the moon.

486
00:19:16,721 --> 00:19:18,490
No!

487
00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:23,428
♪♪

488
00:19:23,461 --> 00:19:24,496
Earth!

489
00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:25,664
Unicorn!

490
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,432
Pegasus!

491
00:19:27,465 --> 00:19:28,600
E!

492
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:29,668
U!

493
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:30,936
P!

494
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,004
Eeeyup.

495
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:35,907
Let us celebrate our first
Celestial Year of Peace.

496
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,743
Yeah. Let's party.
I'm General Firefly.

497
00:19:38,776 --> 00:19:41,413
Gee, my costume is
itchy and unattractive.

498
00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:43,582
But I'm gonna assemble
an awesome flying team.

499
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:44,950
<i> (boom)</i>

500
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:48,820
I'll call them the Wonderbolts.

501
00:19:48,853 --> 00:19:51,389
Streamlined style
by Flaire de Mare.

502
00:19:51,422 --> 00:19:53,358
Admiral Fair Weather.

503
00:19:53,391 --> 00:19:55,527
Colonel Purple Dart.

504
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,396
Admiral Fairy Flight.

505
00:19:58,429 --> 00:19:59,998
General Flash.

506
00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:01,933
Commander Easy Glider.

507
00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:08,974
♪♪

508
00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:20,285
The History of the Wonderbolts.

509
00:20:20,318 --> 00:20:22,320
Oh my gosh, oh my
gosh, oh my gosh!

510
00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:23,555
Thank you!

511
00:20:23,588 --> 00:20:25,824
Thank you all so much!

512
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:26,858
You're welcome.

513
00:20:26,891 --> 00:20:28,360
But it all came from you.

514
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,496
You learn without
knowing you're learning.

515
00:20:31,529 --> 00:20:33,632
<i> Your main focus is flying,
 but then your brain</i>

516
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:36,368
<i> is also absorbing lots of
 other information.</i>

517
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,870
It's actually
really brilliant.

518
00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:41,906
Ha! I always knew
I was brilliant.

519
00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:45,277
<i> (laughter)</i>

520
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:48,280
<i> Rainbow Dash finally learned
the History of the Wonderbolts.</i>

521
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:50,849
<i> But she's not the only
 pony that needed a lesson.</i>

522
00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:53,952
<i> I needed to learn something
 just as important.</i>

523
00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:56,621
<i> One way of learning isn't
 better than another.</i>

524
00:20:56,654 --> 00:20:59,992
<i> After all, everypony is
 unique and individual.</i>

525
00:21:06,764 --> 00:21:13,772
<i> ♪ (military snare drum) ♪</i>

526
00:21:24,982 --> 00:21:25,984
<i> (smash)</i>

527
00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:30,589
Ha ha! Whoo!

