>Day unsuspecting in France
>Be Franceis McHuman
>Aliens crash into atlanta
>You sense it with your bread empathy
>So many loaves, screaming out in terror and suddenly silenced
>Preseident Elect For Life Macaron comes on the le televisione
>"Ze proud peoples of Frence cannot tolerate zis attack on bread hon hon hon."
>"FIRE ZE MISSILES!"
>The eiffel street tower flips aside and a fountain of nuclear missiles shoots out
>This keeps happening and does not stop for a while
>So you go from looking at the telle and towre to preparing la resistance
>France will endure.