Alexa interviews a Rapidash rider Tags: pokemon, cooking, con(sort of) « Hi ! I’m journalist Alexa. Today I’ll be interviewing Helen who is a Rapidash rider in Kalos. » « Hi ! I’ll be happy to answer your questions. » Helen was 27 years old, but anybody looking at her would have sworn she was not even 18. Her pretty face, slim –but fit- shape and barely-there chest made her look like a teenager, a cute teenager. « So Helen, the viewers submitted many questions to me, but one of the most recurring was certainly this one : How can you ride a horse with a fiery mane ? » « Yeah that’s one we get often. Well, actually all Ponyta and Rapidash are able to control whether their mane should burn someone. That’s why it’s important to earn the trust of your horse before you become a rider. » Alexa took notes as Helen answered, the interview was recorded of course, but writing would help her to remember it better. Plus, it made her look more serious. « I see. And what would happen if the Rapidash stopped to trust you ? » « Well, that often happen after losing a race actually. Usually they still let you ride them, but sometimes that’s only a trick to burn you once you’re set on their backs. » « Ouch ! That must hurt ! I suppose you jump right off your horse when it happens. » Helen laughed a bit before answering. « Haha, yeah it does hurt the first two or three times, but after that your crotch is so thoroughly cooked you don’t feel a thing. That’s why the best is to actually endure it the first times, it shows your Pokemon that you will stay with it no matter what. Usually that calms them within minutes. » « Sorry, but do you mean your crotch actually got burned by your Rapidash. » asked Alexa, perplex. As an answer, Helen lifted dropped her pants, revealing her browned crotch area. The flesh was cooked from the middle of her inner thighs to under her navel. « Wh-whoa. That’s impressive, but isn’t that troublesome ? » Alexa was shocked, but she needed to remain professional no matter the circumstances. « It’s harder to walk since it’s like that yes, but that’s the only everyday issue. On the positive side, I don’t need to worry about having my period. » « I don’t see the relation... » « Uh ? Well, see that lump of cooked flesh that goes up to my navel ? Don’t you find it a bit high ? That’s the mark of my cooked womb. The flames heat the air and fluids inside my vagina, who end up to steam my womb. Well, there nothing to steam anymore today of course, but it’s what happened when I was a teenager. That’s why my grow stopped too, I never hit puberty. » « That explain a lot of things indeed. But, now I’m curious, is that a common issue among riders ? » « You could say that, in fact I don’t know a rider with an intact crotch. Even Lara Laramie, the unbeaten Kanto champion, got her ovaries roasted when she was twelve. » « I see, well I think you answered enough questions for this interview, our viewers will probably be as surprised as I am upon hearing your answers, but I’m sure they’ll come with even more questions after that ! Goodbye Helen, it was a pleasure. » « Bye, I’ll be waiting for your next invitation then ! » Alexa stopped the recording as Helen departed, asking herself what an interview with Grace, the famous Rhyhorn racer, would reveal...