>Sitting in your computer chair, you lean back and stretch out your arms to prepare for another day creaming online poners in End of Dreams XV
>Normally your partner is there beside you with her headset on waiting for you to wake up but today she's deciding to sleep in
>Hearing the sickening yet delightfully snaps of your shoulder blades as your ligaments pop, you sigh in relief
>You scooch forward to type in your log in password
"Alright... user name"
>Clacking on your Ponymart brand keyboard, you type in '_____'
"Aaaaand password."
>'An0niemouseFul1Board'
>Hearing the ping of the game as it logs you in for another session, you sit back and cross your skinny arms to rub your elbows
>The screen bloop bloops as your character is loaded into the realm
>Chats start pouring into your log
>'Oh fuck, here we go'
>'This fucking guy again?!?!'
>'Shit! I just finished my damn quest!'
>Are you really that much of an ass to people online?
>...
>Yeah, probably
>Your current character is equipped with a very unorthodox ranger set
>Seeing as how the world is currently basically run by ponies, your character is a standard male pegasus
>You and your partner didn't care much for customization
>You wanted to make a bigger statement than one of vanity
>One that everyone online would remember
>Because of this, your character stands on the lush grass field of the starting realm wearing naught but a brown starter cloak, rugged black boots, and faded silver Archer's hood
>Your character's palette being a black mane, gray coat, and brown eyes matched your gear to a T
>Rolling through your inventory, you equip the standard bow
>Everything about your character's equipment was pretty much what every single character in the game started with
>Your skill point loadout however...
>Being level 87 brings a looooot of points to distribute
>And every single one of them went into the 3 slots
>Dexterity
>Perception
>Luck
>With these powers combined you are CAPTAIN PLAN-
>No no
>You've nitpicked over these skills to match along with your equipment set
>With the current balancing, you're set to deal as much critical damage as possible while staying as slippery as your roommate's bedsheets
>The perception skill is hella fucking useful during your battles because you're the pretty one
>The pretty one doesn't like getting the face hit with punchies
>Rangers don't like punchies
>So being able to see things coming from a mile away, seeing traps, and catching bad shit before it hits the fan is invaluable
>Especially since it keeps your other online half from dying
>Flicking your finger up and down your Neighzer Mouse, you contemplate your plan of action for this quest
>Usually, your roommate decides what to do but since she's currently MIA you might as well come up with something besides sitting on your ass scaring the digital locals