Imnewhere 09/28/12(Fri)00:26 No.4733039

>day howtheF***doyoudogreentext in Equestria
>wakeup WAAAY to early after your all-nighter watching a star-wars marathon with spike (had to do something with the kid considering you pork his sister in front of him half the time)
>Try to start morning routine, groggy as hell
>walk into kitchen have half a heart attack when Mos Eisley Cantina theme starts
>turn to your right to see YellownDesprite with her skin and hair dyed blue and done up in tentacle looking things like the slut dancers
What the F***, its to early for this Sh**!!
>Throw chair at Bluershy and turn around to see her now dressed up as Guedo with a gun pointed to your abdomen
Jo Jabba goomba con-con coo-coo bon bon
>pull gun out of holster and shoot her A**
>where the F*** did I get that gun from
>run and try to take refuge in bathroom
>open door, Relentlessnyellow has hair done up in buns wearing a white robe
>turns to look at me
Aren't you a little small for a storm trooper?
>stare at her, debating for a brief moment
>Flutterbuns begins to slide robe down shoulder
>NOPE.jpg
>grab plunger, shove her down toilet
>Run back to bedroom hopping you can barricade yourself inside
>only to open door to see a large sphere opening with DarthShy rotating in a chair to face you
F*** me and together we shall rule Pleasure Town (subtle Anchorman reference)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>Blackness
>She chokes you out
>wakeup in your bed
Oh god, I'm glad that was a dream
>feel an odd weight being bounced on your winkie
>small green man riding you rev. cowboy
>turns to look at you
Large you are, pleasured am I
>F**king Yoda
>Not Fluttershy



Disc Ward !An5R0DiSCo 09/28/12(Fri)00:47 No.4733457

>Day MEDIC! in Equestraia
>wake up
>get coffee from dispenser
>thank Engiejack for the coffee
>you strap up all the necessary things for your gear, grab your Direct Hit and walk outside
>explosions, explosions everywhere
>Suddenly, HeavyShy appears holding a unicorn with her hand up her marehood, using the unfortunate unicorn as a minigun
>"IS TEAM FORTRESS 2 YOUR FETISH, ANON? OR IS BEING CREDIT TO TEAM?"
>You run away, and fire all 4 blasts in quick succession at her
>She gibs apart
>you fuck SniperSparkle as a celebratory fuck
>So, this means you're not...
>Fucking Fluttershy


Dreamlander 09/28/12(Fri)04:23 No.4736694

>>4736570

>Day of Monochrome in Equestria!
>Awaken, and slip into bathroom,
>You never know if No. 2 Pencilbutt is looking
>Take shower, get breakfa-
>*KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK* "i-if that's okay.."
>Open door. And she isn't yellow.
>Standing on hind legs, painted black and white, with round ears glued over her horse ears
>Wearing Kimono
>"A-Anon? Are Pandorians your fetish?"
"Pandorians!?"
>She holds up the new (collectors edition) of WoW: Mists of Pandera!
"Uh.. no, no, not my fetish.. but.. you know what? I'll do ANYTHING for that box and its contents."
>"Like.. tell me your fetish?"
"Uh.. not THAT far.. but, I will screw your brains out."
>"I'll take it!" *Squee!*
>Grab, drag, molest
>You're playing Mists now, even as you're..
>FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!