Rainbow Dash: *The door in front of me is opened* Fluttershy, you said you wanted me to come over?
Fluttershy.: Oh hi Dashie yes please come in oh watch your step I think one of the hedgehogs had a accident
Fluttershy.: (human or pony?)
Rainbow Dash: (I was thinking human)
Fluttershy.: (works for me)
Rainbow Dash: Oh, gross. So what do you need?
Fluttershy.: Nothing... really I just wanted to hang out with my oldest bestest friend
Rainbow Dash: It's always a pleasure hanging out with close friends.
Fluttershy.: Want some lunch?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, sure, I'll have something.
Fluttershy.: ok *I come out with two bowls of chilli*
Rainbow Dash: Whoa. Bringing out the chili, huh? I already had a taco this morning.
Rainbow Dash: Hot sauce, beans and all.
Fluttershy.: He He you sure like hot stuff don't you?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, yeah. You know me. And just for a challenge, I... uh, put laxatives in the taco too.
Rainbow Dash: So watch out for that, heh.
Fluttershy.: ... Why on earth would you do that?
Rainbow Dash: Like I said, I challenged myself.
Rainbow Dash: So maybe it wasn't the best idea...
Fluttershy.: *pfft*
Fluttershy.: oh excuse me
Rainbow Dash: Eh, it's not that bad.
Rainbow Dash: *I wolf down half of my bowl of chili*
Fluttershy.: Wow Dashie you must have been hungry
Rainbow Dash: Well, after all, a single taco doesn't fill me up.
Fluttershy.: *PFFFRT*
Fluttershy.: Excuse me
Rainbow Dash: *sniff* Getting cocky, eh?
Fluttershy.: I can't help it
Rainbow Dash: Is the chili going right through you or did you eat something beforehand?
Fluttershy.: I ate a ham and cheese sandwich
Rainbow Dash: Well, that shouldn't bode well with your stomach.
Fluttershy.: *pfffffffffffffffbbbbbbb?bbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrr?rrrrrrrttttttttttttttttt?t*
Fluttershy.: *I run off to the bathroom*
Rainbow Dash: Okay, that's gotta be the ham. *I wave a hand*
Rainbow Dash: *I run to outside the bathroom door* Flutters, you OK in there?
Fluttershy.: Could you please come in?
Rainbow Dash: Er, okay. Sure. *I open the door*
Fluttershy.: *I'm squatting over the toilet runny diarrhea rushing out of me)
Rainbow Dash: Oh my... you need help?
Fluttershy.: Yes
Rainbow Dash: With, uh, what?
Fluttershy.: I-I don't know *PFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBBBBBB?BBRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Rainbow Dash: *cough* Well, I'm just going to stay by your side, okay? Whew, you're stinking this place up!
Rainbow Dash: I didn't knew you had it in you. *cough*
Fluttershy.: Im sorry Dashie
Rainbow Dash: It's OK. That's a lot of shit. Was it not that sandwich?
Fluttershy.: I haven't been eating meat as much lately so I guess my tummy didnt agree with it *more muddy diarrhea is gushing out my sore red hole*
Rainbow Dash: Ew, it's all slushy...
Fluttershy.: ugh I hope it's over soon
Fluttershy.: I hope i'm done before you have to go
Rainbow Dash: *My stomach gurgles* Oh, god. *bbBBLUURRT*
Rainbow Dash: You better hope!
Fluttershy.: I guess I could always make room
Rainbow Dash: Ah, man. My stomach's killing me... *sshppPPLLAUURRRT*
Rainbow Dash: Fire in the hole. Ah, my shorts are ruined!
Fluttershy.: You gotta poop don't you?
Rainbow Dash: I just had one massive shart! Of course I gotta go!
Fluttershy.: well I guess I should move over then
Rainbow Dash: *I feel wet shit run down my legs* Oh, please! *I run to the toilet, pulling my sport shorts down*
Fluttershy.: *playfully* do you have to go poopy Dashie?
Rainbow Dash: Ugh, you're damn right!
Rainbow Dash: *bbBBBLLLRRRRRRRPP* *A boisterous blast shakes the room* Oh, that's not good...
Fluttershy.: I guess you aren't as tough as you thought you were *playful voice*
Rainbow Dash: Shut up, I'm tough! I can handle a little diarrhea!
Fluttershy.: So how long ago did you eat your taco... 10 minutes ago?
Rainbow Dash: Had it for breakfast. Of course, the laxatives would kick in when I go to your house...
Fluttershy.: You sure have some stinky poop
Rainbow Dash: Er, yeah, that's right! Smellier than yours, I bet.
Fluttershy.: well I don't know about that *PFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBBBRRRR?RRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBB?BRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBB?BRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Rainbow Dash: *the vibration nearly knocks me off the toilet* Geez, Fluttershy. Your bowels must hate ham!
Fluttershy.: Yea my bowels might hate it but I sure dont
Rainbow Dash: *BBbbBBBBBLLLLAAAARRRRRP?P* *a short stream of entirely liquid waste explodes from my ass* Holy shit...
Fluttershy.: Dash... I smell something... but it isn't poop
Rainbow Dash: Fuck! Uh, nothing. *bbBBRRRUUPppsssh*
Fluttershy.: Dashie... are you horny?
Rainbow Dash: Maybe I am. My poop's awesome.
Fluttershy.: I bet your getting horny off of my stinky poop
Rainbow Dash: Eh, I guess yours isn't so bad. *bbBBLUrt*
Fluttershy.: Come on admit it mine are stinkier than yours
Rainbow Dash: Ha, no way! Are you hearing these farts? *bbBBRRRRRAAAAAPP*
Fluttershy.: So your saying you get off to your own farts?
Rainbow Dash: Um, no. Of course not... er, shut up!
Fluttershy.: If you admit my poops are stinkier maybe I can help you out *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRT*
Rainbow Dash: I don't need help.
Rainbow Dash: Actually, if there's anyone I can be honest with, I guess it's you.
Fluttershy.: *I start rubbing your lips* Thats what I thought
Rainbow Dash: Um, I may or may not be sexually attracted to my gas.
Rainbow Dash: It's just, I love getting them loud and dirty, and... Oh, god, I'm getting wet just thinking about it.
Fluttershy.: You just keep pooping and i'll keep you relaxed *rub*
Fluttershy.: you know we may clog the toilet maybe we should move this to somewhere else?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, thanks, Fluttershy. *I continue releasing brown splatters into the toilet bowl*
Fluttershy.: My bed sheets need a good washing anyway
Rainbow Dash: Oh, really? Um, sure.
Fluttershy.: Ok Follow me Dashie *Pffrt*
Rainbow Dash: I guess there's no need to wipe.
Fluttershy.: Dont worry I have "toilet paper" in my room
Rainbow Dash: Only thing I really have to worry about is keeping my shitter shut off while we walk.
Fluttershy.: *I stick my finger up your butt* I have that covered
Rainbow Dash: *I stop in my tracks, letting you go ahead* Getting a bit touchy. I don't mind.
Fluttershy.: Almost there
Rainbow Dash: You don't mind getting your finger dirty, huh?
Fluttershy.: Not at all Dashie
Rainbow Dash: Watch out for any projectile diarrhea. Wouldn't want my stuff on the walls.
Rainbow Dash: It's happened before.
Fluttershy.: I remember that
Rainbow Dash: Yup. Good thing no one at school knows it was me.
Fluttershy.: well I may have told Pinkie
Rainbow Dash: At least we don't have to worry about her keeping her mouth shut. She's good with secrets.
Fluttershy.: Yea ok here we are
Rainbow Dash: So I just go on the bed?
Fluttershy.: Yip
Fluttershy.: Yup*
Rainbow Dash: 'Kay. *I take my shorts in one hand, marveling at the splattered, brown stains*
Rainbow Dash: Well, gotta throw these away.
Fluttershy.: *I take my finger out of your butthole*
Fluttershy.: you got my finger dirty
Rainbow Dash: Oh, shut up. *chuckle* *I pounce onto your bed, covered in sheets, and resume unloading my waste*
Fluttershy.: *I stick my finger in your mouth*
Rainbow Dash: *cough* Oh, Flutters, that's sick. *spit* Nasty.
Rainbow Dash: I never actually tasted my shit before.
Fluttershy.: Oh come on Dashie it isn't that bad
Fluttershy.: *PFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRR?RRT* *a semi solid log falls onto the bed*
Rainbow Dash: Care to have a taste? *I aim my asshole at you, shooting a hot jet of shit into your face*
Rainbow Dash: Whoa. Didn't know there would be that much. Maybe let's stick to fingers.
Fluttershy.: *I stick my tongue up your butt* it tastes yummy
Rainbow Dash: Really?
Fluttershy.: *I stick my tongue in your mouth*
Rainbow Dash: *I gag at the gooey substance*
Fluttershy.: you'll get used to it
Fluttershy.: it took me awhile when I first started
Rainbow Dash: Started? You've tasted your own... dumps?
Fluttershy.: it's... sorta my fetish
Rainbow Dash: Oh. Guess that makes us quite a duo. You love shit and I love farts.
Fluttershy.: We make a great pair *PFFFBRRT*
Rainbow Dash: *I create a literal pile of waste on your bed* I guess I won't worry about getting my hands dirty.
Fluttershy.: you horny dash?
Rainbow Dash: Well, of course. Absolutely dripping. I'm used to it, though.
Fluttershy.: You wanna fuck?
Rainbow Dash: Who are you and what have you done with Fluttershy?
Fluttershy.: I guess you could call me Sluttershy... that was really lame wasnt it?
Rainbow Dash: Very. I'll grade the effort, though.
Fluttershy.: So... how you wanna do it?
Rainbow Dash: I could uh... go in your mouth if you want.
Fluttershy.: Sure Dashie
Rainbow Dash: And you can fart in my face if you like later.
Fluttershy.: Could I maybe poop too?
Rainbow Dash: I still need to get used to the taste, as you said. What better training than that?
Fluttershy.: *squee*
Rainbow Dash: *I get up and plant my soiled ass on your nose and mouth*
Fluttershy.: Fill me up Dashie
Rainbow Dash: I hope you can take it all in. *bbbBBLLaaaaauurrppssh* *A semisolid load gushes into your mouth*
Fluttershy.: *I lick your asshole drinking as much as i can*
Fluttershy.: *I burp into your butthole*
Rainbow Dash: Get a good taste.
Fluttershy.: *I give your clit a quick suckle in between waves*
Rainbow Dash: *I continue unleashing my gallons of waste onto your face*
Fluttershy.: You sure have a lotta poop Dashie
Rainbow Dash: You better believe it. My bowels are the best, aren't they?
Fluttershy.: 2nd best
Rainbow Dash: Oh, really?
Fluttershy.: yup i'm 1st
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, right. *I release a wet, spluttering fart into your waiting nose before another slimy bout of diarrhea hits your face*
Fluttershy.: *I take alternate licks between your pussy and butthole*
Rainbow Dash: What, is this not the highest amount of shit you've ever seen?
Fluttershy.: well there was that one time with Pinkie
Rainbow Dash: I guess you're right. That girl's a geyser.
Fluttershy.: You have no idea
Rainbow Dash: I wonder how much I have left in me.
Fluttershy.: I hope a lot
Rainbow Dash: *A stream of warm diarrhea hits your mouth once more* Drink up.
Fluttershy.: *slurp*
Fluttershy.: maybe you should save a little Dashie
Rainbow Dash: For what?
Fluttershy.: well...
Fluttershy.: wanna get really dirty?
Rainbow Dash: Are you thinking, maybe all over you?
Fluttershy.: Sure
Fluttershy.: *I spread my legs*
Rainbow Dash: I'm up for it. *bbbllaart*
Fluttershy.: I'm so wet
Rainbow Dash: *I aim my next load of viscous waste at your body, coating you and painting you brown*
Fluttershy.: Oh fuck Dashie
Rainbow Dash: *I turn you onto your stomach and dive in between your dirtied rear cheeks*
Fluttershy.: *I feel you licking me* Oh Dashie your tongue is amazing *PFFFFFFFBBBBBBBRRRRRRRR?T*
Rainbow Dash: *I give a loud sniff* Fuck, that's a strong stench! *I continue inhaling the foul air*
Fluttershy.: *I squirt a stream of liquid shit all over your face*
Rainbow Dash: *I lick a bit around my lips* I think it doesn't taste so bad now.
Fluttershy.: I told you you'd get used to it
Rainbow Dash: *I give your right cheek a hard spank*
Fluttershy.: Oh Dashie do that again
Rainbow Dash: *I slap your rear once again*
Fluttershy.: Dashie ... get up
Rainbow Dash: Sure thing.
Fluttershy.: Place your legs between mine
Rainbow Dash: Okay. Like this?
Fluttershy.: yup
Fluttershy.: *PFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRT*
Rainbow Dash: Whew. That felt good.
Rainbow Dash: *bbBBLLaaauurrt*
Fluttershy.: *I press my lips against yours*
Rainbow Dash: *I thrust into your clit*
Fluttershy.: Oh fuck Dashie *I squirt a stream of shit against you*
Rainbow Dash: I'm already close, Flutters! *I rip a particularly squelchy fart*
Fluttershy.: D-Dashie fart into my pussy
Rainbow Dash: *giggle* I just did!
Fluttershy.: one more and i'll cum
Rainbow Dash: *bbbBBBRRRRRPPPP*
Fluttershy.: I love you Dashie *I start cumming unaccountably all over your crotch and tummy* *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBB?RRRRRRRT*
Rainbow Dash: *I shoot a load of my juices onto your soiled crotch*
Fluttershy.: best cum ever
Rainbow Dash: Flutters, I think you really understand my fetish.
Fluttershy.: We need to do this again soon
Rainbow Dash: Maybe. I'll have to buy more laxatives.
Fluttershy.: We are gonna do it again right?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, yeah. Totally.
Fluttershy.: oh good
Fluttershy.: *PFFFRT*
Rainbow Dash: Are you out too?
Fluttershy.: I don't know are you?
Rainbow Dash: I think so.
Fluttershy.: *PFFFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBBB?BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?RRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?TTTT*
Rainbow Dash: *I wave the gas away* Whew, you stink!
Fluttershy.: but I stink good
Rainbow Dash: My girl.
Fluttershy.: I love you Dashie
Rainbow Dash: Love you too, Flutter-stink.
Fluttershy.: (end?)
Rainbow Dash: (Yup)