ice king: so gunter, what do you think about my latest chapter of my fan fiction?

gunter: wenk.

ice king: what do you mean you dont like how i introduced namele?

gunter: wenk wenk.

ice king: well mister critic, how would you introduce a beauty like her?

gunter: wenk.

ice king: like how anon got here? hmmm... i think he said that he got here in a portal or something. so i should introduce namele in this story via portal and not being a long lost sister to fionna?

gunter: wenk.

ice king: yeah, i can see now why that would look stupid.

marceline: still at the fanifiction?

ice king: yeah, i just added nameless to the universe.

marceline: a female anon?

ice king: yep. and she is total wife material. shes kind hearted, she can tell jokes, and she is strong so if i get into trouble she can save me, and-

marceline: who you gonna ship her with?

ice king: whuh?

marceline: who are you gonna pair her up with? you know, a relationship?

ice king: well obviously me.

marceline: you are going to pair her with ice queen?

ice king: what? no! me! as in me! good old ice king and namele relationship!

marceline: is anon in the fan fiction called namless or namele?

ice king: nameless is the full name. namele is her nickname. its like how we call anonymous anon.

marceline: i get it. but here is another problem, you cant be in your own fanfiction about gender swapped everyone.

ice king: why not?

marceline: because we are gender swapped simon. it wouldnt make sense for you to be there.

ice king: so should i erase a couple of chapters with me in it?

marceline: all of them.

ice king: maaan...

marceline: alright, so your homework for tonight is to- 1. take yourself out of the fanfiction. and 2. give namele a relation or a love interest that isnt you.

ice king: man this is getting me depressed just thinking about it.

marceline: welp, thats all i got that you need to fix. be happy about that. oh, ive actually started making my own fanfiction about this thanks to you.

ice king: oh?

marceline: yeah. i ship female anon and marshal lee. glad you came up with a name for her, i was just calling her fem-anon.

ice king: WHAT? i thought you said not to put yourself in a relationship like that.

marceline: yeah, but that only applies because you wanted YOURSELF in the fan fiction. this is marshal lee and the female anon. not me and the female anon.

ice king: things were so much simpler when it was just me and nameless, right gunters?

gunters: wenk.

ice king: well bunk what you think gunters, who even asked you?