[Trumpet Plays]
Hello and Welcome to "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I am your host Jory Caron.
Tomorrow is the Kentucky Derby.
If you guys aren't familiar with that, its a horse race. A popular one.
We are going to put our money down on this beautiful, beautiful, pony right here.
Her name is Pinkie Pie. Donated by Tilas.
Some of you guys might be saying "how do you know you horse is going to win?"
And I am going to say because its super charged in my microwave, baby!
So uh, we are going to stick you in the microwave.
All hands to the deck!
Nobody likes roasted nuts.
[Boom] Whoa!
[Woosh]
Lets get outta here.
Ventilation is key.
What are you doing?! Put that out!
Does it still work?
You're dumb.
The Masks! They do nothing!
Stopping! Stopping!
Should I get the fire extinguisher?
No!
Two point five!
[Door Close]
"Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
[Microwave Beep]
Lets find out.
Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number one concern.
Thats why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield.
Its to protect our nuts...
(Jon) And our thouroughbred horses.
Yeah. Because nobody wants to put little Pinkie Pie down!
[Laughter]
Well, maybe we will, I don't know.
[Horse Winnie]
We also have this fan to circulate the air, and as always our G.E. turntable microwave oven, Jackie.
Is there anything better than that?
(Jon) Stop fingering her just do it already!
How many microwave specialists does it take to open the door?
That time it takes two.
Lets throw this one in there.
(Jon) ♫ My Little Pony! ♫
Okay, so how long should I put it in there for?
[Jon singing beginning of Bonanza theme.]
(Jon) Three Minutes!
(Jon) What are you doing? Are you doing that stupid cowboy dance?
Okay lets go.
I think all we have to do left is get out of here.
[Horse Neighing]
(Riley) Whoa, already on fire!
I think that was something else, but if it catches the hair on fire, it...
(Jon) Are we there yet? (X3)
Somehow, we put the pony in the flames of whatever was left.
(Jon) Well, it doesn't matter, its still a good show. Why is it catching on fire? We don't really care.
(Jon) We just like watching stuff burn.
(Jory) Its weird. The flames are all around the horse, but its not catching on fire.
Yeah, thats her hair on fire.
Now the pony is not longer my little. Its My Flaming.
Oh dear. There's the pony.
(Jon) And she's over, she's done.
(Jon) Alright, thats it boys, thats it.
Didn't it look like for a second she was running through a field of lava bursts.
[Horse Neighing]
(Jon) Jory, put her out of her misery. Put the horse down!
(Jon) Oh, boy, good job.
(Jon) Tilt the head around towards me.
(Jon) Ohh! Boy!
Can anyone say glue?
Thats a bad joke! Thats a bad joke!
I'm just saying in the early days, they microwaved horses because then it would be easier to harvest the... OHHH!
What did you do?! Thats My Little Pony you're hurting! You don't care whether people live or die!
You're right. My Little Pony is now My Little Elmer's Glue bottle.
Its coming to a store near you for your kid. And its tasty too! Maybe it could end up in Alpo.
♫ My Alpo Pony! ♫
It has the real meaty taste of horses your dog will love!
So is it a good idea?
Well, was it ever a good idea to buy My Little Pony?
(Jon) No, not unless you were three years old and a girl.
(Jon) And 1988.
Which I don't think I ever was!
(Jon) Nah, I skipped over that whole faze!
[Theme music plays in background] (Jon): Riley on the other hand, well that is another story.
So thats about it for "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I am your host Jory Caron.
(Riley) [beep] happens.
And uh, after seeing that, don't you want to see another?
(Jon) Go subscribe!
(Captions by YT user thebestdayeversong)
^^ Do It! ^^
Hello and welcome to [saying theme name] I am your host, Jory Caron.
Today we are going to be microwaving...
[Fart]
(Jon) Its not the fart episode, they are no longer allowed.