1 00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:02,810 [Trumpet Plays] 2 00:00:02,810 --> 00:00:06,967 Hello and Welcome to "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I am your host Jory Caron. 3 00:00:07,314 --> 00:00:08,847 Tomorrow is the Kentucky Derby. 4 00:00:08,847 --> 00:00:12,330 If you guys aren't familiar with that, its a horse race. A popular one. 5 00:00:12,330 --> 00:00:16,967 We are going to put our money down on this beautiful, beautiful, pony right here. 6 00:00:16,967 --> 00:00:19,433 Her name is Pinkie Pie. Donated by Tilas. 7 00:00:19,433 --> 00:00:22,733 Some of you guys might be saying "how do you know you horse is going to win?" 8 00:00:22,733 --> 00:00:26,215 And I am going to say because its super charged in my microwave, baby! 9 00:00:28,166 --> 00:00:29,280 So uh, we are going to stick you in the microwave. 10 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,534 All hands to the deck! 11 00:00:30,534 --> 00:00:32,438 Nobody likes roasted nuts. 12 00:00:32,438 --> 00:00:33,414 [Boom] Whoa! 13 00:00:33,414 --> 00:00:34,203 [Woosh] 14 00:00:34,203 --> 00:00:34,946 Lets get outta here. 15 00:00:34,946 --> 00:00:36,107 Ventilation is key. 16 00:00:36,107 --> 00:00:37,500 What are you doing?! Put that out! 17 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:38,383 Does it still work? 18 00:00:38,226 --> 00:00:38,933 You're dumb. 19 00:00:38,933 --> 00:00:40,734 The Masks! They do nothing! 20 00:00:40,734 --> 00:00:41,384 Stopping! Stopping! 21 00:00:41,384 --> 00:00:42,824 Should I get the fire extinguisher? 22 00:00:42,824 --> 00:00:43,474 No! 23 00:00:43,474 --> 00:00:44,681 Two point five! 24 00:00:44,681 --> 00:00:45,564 [Door Close] 25 00:00:45,564 --> 00:00:47,932 "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?" 26 00:00:47,932 --> 00:00:48,490 [Microwave Beep] 27 00:00:49,093 --> 00:00:49,790 Lets find out. 28 00:00:49,790 --> 00:00:53,087 Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number one concern. 29 00:00:53,452 --> 00:00:55,635 Thats why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield. 30 00:00:55,635 --> 00:00:57,609 Its to protect our nuts... 31 00:00:57,609 --> 00:00:59,002 (Jon) And our thouroughbred horses. 32 00:00:59,002 --> 00:01:02,567 Yeah. Because nobody wants to put little Pinkie Pie down! 33 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:04,760 [Laughter] 34 00:01:06,386 --> 00:01:07,779 Well, maybe we will, I don't know. 35 00:01:07,779 --> 00:01:08,986 [Horse Winnie] 36 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:15,929 We also have this fan to circulate the air, and as always our G.E. turntable microwave oven, Jackie. 37 00:01:18,483 --> 00:01:19,737 Is there anything better than that? 38 00:01:19,737 --> 00:01:21,874 (Jon) Stop fingering her just do it already! 39 00:01:24,892 --> 00:01:27,168 How many microwave specialists does it take to open the door? 40 00:01:27,679 --> 00:01:30,140 That time it takes two. 41 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:32,137 Lets throw this one in there. 42 00:01:33,623 --> 00:01:34,830 (Jon) ♫ My Little Pony! ♫ 43 00:01:35,388 --> 00:01:37,000 Okay, so how long should I put it in there for? 44 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,496 [Jon singing beginning of Bonanza theme.] 45 00:01:40,496 --> 00:01:41,518 (Jon) Three Minutes! 46 00:01:42,446 --> 00:01:44,954 (Jon) What are you doing? Are you doing that stupid cowboy dance? 47 00:01:48,344 --> 00:01:49,459 Okay lets go. 48 00:01:49,459 --> 00:01:52,895 I think all we have to do left is get out of here. 49 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:54,056 [Horse Neighing] 50 00:01:56,843 --> 00:01:57,911 (Riley) Whoa, already on fire! 51 00:01:57,911 --> 00:02:01,696 I think that was something else, but if it catches the hair on fire, it... 52 00:02:01,696 --> 00:02:03,414 (Jon) Are we there yet? (X3) 53 00:02:04,397 --> 00:02:09,087 Somehow, we put the pony in the flames of whatever was left. 54 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:13,731 (Jon) Well, it doesn't matter, its still a good show. Why is it catching on fire? We don't really care. 55 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,007 (Jon) We just like watching stuff burn. 56 00:02:16,456 --> 00:02:19,986 (Jory) Its weird. The flames are all around the horse, but its not catching on fire. 57 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:22,401 Yeah, thats her hair on fire. 58 00:02:22,772 --> 00:02:27,648 Now the pony is not longer my little. Its My Flaming. 59 00:02:28,159 --> 00:02:29,970 Oh dear. There's the pony. 60 00:02:29,970 --> 00:02:31,549 (Jon) And she's over, she's done. 61 00:02:31,874 --> 00:02:34,336 (Jon) Alright, thats it boys, thats it. 62 00:02:34,336 --> 00:02:38,097 Didn't it look like for a second she was running through a field of lava bursts. 63 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:39,374 [Horse Neighing] 64 00:02:39,374 --> 00:02:42,254 (Jon) Jory, put her out of her misery. Put the horse down! 65 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:44,483 (Jon) Oh, boy, good job. 66 00:02:45,737 --> 00:02:46,712 (Jon) Tilt the head around towards me. 67 00:02:47,362 --> 00:02:49,591 (Jon) Ohh! Boy! 68 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,449 Can anyone say glue? 69 00:02:53,167 --> 00:02:55,100 Thats a bad joke! Thats a bad joke! 70 00:02:58,067 --> 00:03:05,700 I'm just saying in the early days, they microwaved horses because then it would be easier to harvest the... OHHH! 71 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:11,070 What did you do?! Thats My Little Pony you're hurting! You don't care whether people live or die! 72 00:03:11,070 --> 00:03:16,410 You're right. My Little Pony is now My Little Elmer's Glue bottle. 73 00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:23,980 Its coming to a store near you for your kid. And its tasty too! Maybe it could end up in Alpo. 74 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:27,463 ♫ My Alpo Pony! ♫ 75 00:03:28,531 --> 00:03:31,109 It has the real meaty taste of horses your dog will love! 76 00:03:33,298 --> 00:03:34,668 So is it a good idea? 77 00:03:34,668 --> 00:03:36,711 Well, was it ever a good idea to buy My Little Pony? 78 00:03:36,711 --> 00:03:38,801 (Jon) No, not unless you were three years old and a girl. 79 00:03:39,173 --> 00:03:39,962 (Jon) And 1988. 80 00:03:39,962 --> 00:03:41,448 Which I don't think I ever was! 81 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:42,981 (Jon) Nah, I skipped over that whole faze! 82 00:03:43,631 --> 00:03:45,767 [Theme music plays in background] (Jon): Riley on the other hand, well that is another story. 83 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:49,436 So thats about it for "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I am your host Jory Caron. 84 00:03:46,022 --> 00:03:47,091 (Riley) [beep] happens. 85 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,733 And uh, after seeing that, don't you want to see another? 86 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,405 (Jon) Go subscribe! 87 00:03:54,892 --> 00:03:57,911 (Captions by YT user thebestdayeversong) 88 00:04:02,137 --> 00:04:03,066 ^^ Do It! ^^ 89 00:04:03,066 --> 00:04:07,106 Hello and welcome to [saying theme name] I am your host, Jory Caron. 90 00:04:07,106 --> 00:04:08,742 Today we are going to be microwaving... 91 00:04:08,742 --> 00:04:09,856 [Fart] 92 00:04:13,107 --> 00:04:15,104 (Jon) Its not the fart episode, they are no longer allowed.