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From<br />* The Internet: these emails might have been sent over the Internet (otherwise, if it wasn't sent over the old Internet, they were sent over a local network)<br /><br />These files were stored at:<br />* "Volume in drive G is My Passport \ Volume Serial Number is FE5F-25CA" > "G:\iphone\202110__\IMG_0004.MOV" - MOV file, not uploaded to this item by me<br />* "drive G is My Passport \ Volume Serial Number is FE5F-25CA" > "G:\iphone\202110__\IMG_0006.JPG" - MOV video, also not uploaded to this item by me<br />* "Volume in drive H is My Passport \ Volume Serial Number is 1093-F3E8" > "H:\1\2001[...]\img0004n.mov" - MOV video file, for context<br />* "drive H is My Passport \ Volume Serial Number is 1093-F3E8" > "H:\1\2001[...]\img0006n.jpg" - JPG file<br /><br />Where did I get these papers* from? Short answer: some guy who lives in the United States. Sadly, this guy told me that weeks ago he threw away pages of these emails (which were all probably from the 1990s). I have no photos of the aforewritten papers which were thrown away in 2021-10. *The set so far: https://archive.org/details/6b2e6f626a0d0a657863 https://archive.org/details/7564653a62696e6d6f64 https://archive.org/details/652e6f626a0d0a657863 https://archive.org/details/6c7564653a63686b7374 https://archive.org/details/654d616769636b2d372e312e302d34 https://archive.org/details/6c7564653a636f6d6d6f https://archive.org/details/446f776e6c6f6164732f496d616765 https://archive.org/details/6164732f496d6167654d616769636b https://archive.org/details/6f776e6c6f6164732f496d6167654d.<br /><br />Email text:<br /><pre>Subject: Red Neck<br />Date: Tuesday, December 26, 1995 10:46<br /><br />A little holiday cheer ....<br /><br />You might be a redneck if:<br /><br />- You think the stock market has a fence around it.<br />- Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.<br />- Your mother does not remove the Marlboro from her mouth before<br /> telling the state trooper to kiss her ass.<br />- You own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off.<br />- You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.<br />- Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.<br />- You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy<br />- You own a homemade fur coat.<br />- Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns<br />- You burn your yard rather than mow it.<br />- Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a<br />bath."<br />- You refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as "the day my<br />ship came."<br />- You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.<br />- The Salvation Army declines your mattress.<br />- You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.<br />- Your entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the<br />Governor to spare a loved one.<br />- Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave the bingo hall because of<br />her language.<br />- Someone asks, "Where's your bowling bag?" and you answer, "she's at home<br />with the kids."<br />- Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.<br />- You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.<br />- You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.<br />- You've ever hit a deer with your car......deliberately.<br />- Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".<br />- You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.<br />- You've ever given rat traps as gifts.<br />- You clean your fingernails with a stick.<br />- Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.<br />- You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.<br />- You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look<br />nice.<br />- Your wife can climb a tree faster than a cat.<br />- Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.<br />- Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.<br />- There are more than five McDonald's bags currently in the floorboard of<br />your car.<br />- The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.<br />- You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.<br />- You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.</pre><br />Part of a "MOV derive log" (cmd.exe text with no stdout) and a JPG derive log:<br /><pre>G:\iphone\202110__>ffmpeg -i IMG_0004.MOV -metadata:s:a:1 language=eng -metadata:s:v:0 language=eng -map 0 -map_metadata -1 -c copy "H:\1\2001[...]\img0004n.mov"<br />[...]<br />G:\iphone\202110__>exiftool -gps:all= IMG_0006.JPG -o "H:\1\2001[...]\img0006n.jpg"<br /> 1 image files created</pre><br />Properties of a JPG image file and a video file via exiftool:<br /><pre>H:\1\2001[...]>exiftool img0004n.mov<br />ExifTool Version Number : 12.01<br />File Name : img0004n.mov<br />Directory : .<br />File Size : 2.6 MB<br />File Modification Date/Time : 2021:10:14 18:55:52-06:00<br />File Access Date/Time : 2021:10:14 18:55:52-06:00<br />File Creation Date/Time : 2021:10:14 18:55:52-06:00<br />File Permissions : rw-rw-rw-<br />File Type : MOV<br />File Type Extension : mov<br />MIME Type : video/quicktime<br />Major Brand : Apple QuickTime (.MOV/QT)<br />Minor Version : 0.2.0<br />Compatible Brands : qt<br />Media Data Size : 2692796<br />Media Data Offset : 36<br />Movie Header Version : 0<br />Create Date : 0000:00:00 00:00:00<br />Modify Date : 0000:00:00 00:00:00<br />Time Scale : 1000<br />Duration : 2.27 s<br />Preferred Rate : 1<br />Preferred Volume : 100.00%<br />Preview Time : 0 s<br />Preview Duration : 0 s<br />Poster Time : 0 s<br />Selection Time : 0 s<br />Selection Duration : 0 s<br />Current Time : 0 s<br />Next Track ID : 6<br />Track Header Version : 0<br />Track Create Date : 0000:00:00 00:00:00<br />Track Modify Date : 0000:00:00 00:00:00<br />Track ID : 1<br />Track Duration : 2.27 s<br />Track Layer : 0<br />Track Volume : 0.00%<br />Image Width : 1440<br />Image Height : 1080<br />Graphics Mode : srcCopy<br />Op Color : 0 0 0<br />Compressor ID : avc1<br />Vendor ID : FFmpeg<br />Source Image Width : 1440<br 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Access Date/Time : 2021:10:14 18:57:12-06:00<br />File Creation Date/Time : 2021:10:07 00:05:46-06:00<br />File Permissions : rw-rw-rw-<br />File Type : JPEG<br />File Type Extension : jpg<br />MIME Type : image/jpeg<br />Exif Byte Order : Big-endian (Motorola, MM)<br />Make : Apple<br />Camera Model Name : iPhone 6s<br />Orientation : Rotate 90 CW<br />X Resolution : 72<br />Y Resolution : 72<br />Resolution Unit : inches<br />Software : 15.0.1<br />Modify Date : 2021:10:06 23:20:31<br />Host Computer : iPhone 6s<br />Y Cb Cr Positioning : Centered<br />Exposure Time : 1/30<br />F Number : 2.2<br />Exposure Program : Program AE<br />ISO : 80<br />Exif Version : 0232<br />Date/Time Original : 2021:10:06 23:20:31<br />Create Date : 2021:10:06 23:20:31<br />Offset Time : -06:00<br />Offset Time Original : -06:00<br />Offset Time Digitized : -06:00<br />Components Configuration : Y, Cb, Cr, -<br />Shutter Speed Value : 1/30<br />Aperture Value : 2.2<br />Brightness Value : 3.235076753<br />Exposure Compensation : 0<br />Metering Mode : Multi-segment<br />Flash : Off, Did not fire<br />Focal Length : 4.2 mm<br />Subject Area : 2015 1511 2217 1330<br />Run Time Flags : Valid<br />Run Time Value : 36015881169083<br />Run Time Scale : 1000000000<br />Run Time Epoch : 0<br />Acceleration Vector : -0.1734581292 -0.1955930292 -0.9706309429<br />Content Identifier : C29A1167-E041-4432-9EC3-38E9B40B188D<br />Sub Sec Time Original : 729<br />Sub Sec Time Digitized : 729<br />Flashpix Version : 0100<br />Color Space : sRGB<br />Exif Image Width : 4032<br />Exif Image Height : 3024<br />Sensing Method : One-chip color area<br />Scene Type : Directly photographed<br />Exposure Mode : Auto<br />White Balance : Auto<br />Focal Length In 35mm Format : 29 mm<br />Scene Capture Type : Standard<br />Lens Info : 4.150000095mm f/2.2<br />Lens Make : Apple<br />Lens Model : iPhone 6s back camera 4.15mm f/2.2<br />Compression : JPEG (old-style)<br />Thumbnail Offset : 2132<br />Thumbnail 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1992:<br />** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22Your%20stereo%20speakers%20used%20to%20belong%20to%22&sin=TXT<br />** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22stock%20market%20has%20a%20fence%20around%22&sin=TXT<br />** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22Your%20boat%20has%20not%20left%20the%22&sin=TXT<br />** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22You%20own%20a%20homemade%20fur%22&sin=TXT<br />** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22Chiggers%20are%20included%20on%20your%22&sin=TXT<br />* oldest one was 1989:<br />** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22Your%20mother%20does%20not%20remove%20the%20Marlboro%22&sin=TXT<br />** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22You%20own%20more%20than%20three%20shirts%20with%22&sin=TXT<br />** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22ever%20spray%20painted%20your%22&sin=TXT<br />** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22think%20a%20Volvo%20is%20part%20of%22&sin=TXT<br />* https://archive.org/search.php?query=%221995-12-26%22+email<br />** links to https://archive.org/details/6f776e6c6f6164732f496d6167654d<br />*** links to https://archive.org/download/6f776e6c6f6164732f496d6167654d/img0004n.jpg<br />* archive.org/download/6f776e6c6f6164732f496d6167654d/img0004n.jpg<br />** redirects to https://ia601503.us.archive.org/25/items/6f776e6c6f6164732f496d6167654d/img0004n.jpg<br />* Had no results:<br />** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22stock+market+has+a+fence+around%22<br />** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22Your+stereo+speakers+used+to+belong+to%22<br />** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22You%20burn%20your%20yard%20rather%22<br />** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%221995-12-26%22+%2210+46%22+email<br />* https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22windows+95%22+molly<br />* https://archive.org/search.php?query=windows+95+molly<br />* https://archive.org/search.php?query=nilsson+1995<br />** links to https://archive.org/details/molly-nilsson-music-videos-etc<br />*** basically links to https://archive.org/details/molly-nilsson-music-videos-etc/Molly+Nilsson+_1995_.mp4 - "I've saved all the things that you left behind"<br />* Some of the music that I was listening to while writing this metadata:<br />** archive.org/details/molly-nilsson-music-videos-etc/Molly+Nilsson+_1995_.mp4<br />*** Something a woman might say: "I bet she doesn't look half as pretty without makeup on."<br />** https://archive.org/details/molly-nilsson-music-videos-etc/'Hey+Moon!'+by+Molly+Nilsson-CZ594IL_wyw.mp4<br /><br />identifier basically from stdout of "lubuntu@lubuntu:~/Downloads/ImageMagick-7.1.0-4$ ls", 29
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Red Neck - 1995-12-26 10:46 email
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