♪ It's a sweet life, still a little messy ♪
♪ Magic life, Full of surprises ♪
♪ Fast life...♪ ♪ Gaze upon my gems! ♪
♪ It's a fun life because we got each other ♪
♪ It's a cute life ♪
♪ Living life in our own way! ♪
♪ Come on grab a slice of cake ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
♪ Fun in every bite, Friendship, rainbows, wuh-oh! ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
♪
Ahhh...
Just smell the morning air, Gummy.
So peaceful, so serene.
It's like nothing bad in the whole world could ever -
Agh! (THUD!)
If this is another croissant-keeper,
don't think you'll out-muscle me again,
I KNOW YOUR TRICKS! (TWILIGHT SPARKLE CRYING)
Oh, Rarity!
He came! Help!
Something horrid has happened.
WHO. DID. WHAT?!
Let me at him! LET ME AT HIM!
It's almost too awful to say! (SMASH!)
(DISTRESSED SIGH)
Ponyville's primary pony of propriety -
Francy Pants -
has asked me to go for a stroll in the park!
Um...And this is bad because?
- You don't wanna go? - WORSE!
I DO want to go!
Ugh! That IS awful!
Wait. Why is that awful?
"Why" she asks! "WHY?"
Ho! Here's why:
(POT SMASHES) RARIRTY: Yesterday,
I was ?? flaunting my new headband.
While putting a subtle final touch on my garden...
When suddenly... - AGH!
My mirror! - Fancy Pants!
How, how will I ever find such a another lovely face to--
(GASP!) ♪
Oop! Didn't see you there.
I was just...
casually having some potion my friend Pinkie gave me!
(AWKWARD LAUGHING) Ooh, would you like a sip?
No. I would...
LOVE ONE! (GASPS)
Would you like to go for a stroll
with me tomorrow? - No.
I would love to!
Ah! Then I'll see you tomorrow night.
(SPLAT!) Ugh,
Oh, it seems your endearing clumsiness
has resulted in a bad omen.
- Bad omen? - Well, you know what they say.
"Bad things happen in threes".
Hopefully our stroll
won't be bad thing number three, aye?
AH-HA-HA-HA!
(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
Oh yes, it's terribly funny.
How truly horrific! Alright Rarity...
One bad thing happened, nothing to worry about...!
Ha-ha...ha....
Second bad thing would happen...
then I'd really have to - OOP! (THUD!)
(SMASH!)
Oh! Ha-ha! Okay...
My headband got covered in potion, Pinkie-Pie!
Who knew it would stop revealing depe dark truths to me!
Huh...Wow....
(CLEARS THROAT) Pinkie-Pie...
Sprinkles cannot fix every problem.
(SCREAMING)
THAT WAS HORRIBLE!
So, you can see why bad thing number three
absolutely must happen
before my rendez-vous with Fancy Pants.
Wait, what?
If it happens before the rendez-vous,
it won't happen at the rendez-vous!
Huh. That logic seems a little extreme...
(BANGING)
OHHH! THIS IS IT!
(BANG!)
Door was jammed.
(ANGRY NOISE)
So cute!
- Huh? - You speak softly,
yet you carry within you the most wondrous
and terrifying force of all.
Well? Was it bad?
No. Nothing I didn't already know!
Let's just store this in the pantry for now, huh?
Oh, you go for it!
No, you.
PLEASE! Don't fight. What's that?
Your friendship is totally destroyed?!
Over such a silly misunderstanding!
I never thought such a bad thing could happen!
Oh well, what can you do?
Uh, Rarity, we're not in a fight.
(CHOMP!)
WAAAHHHHH!
What's tuggin' your tail, Rarity?
Bad things happen in threes.
And darling, I'm on strike three.
Don't you think it's just a bit of superstition?
There's no logical reason that -
Okay, she's walking away.
That's it.
This calls for more drastic action!
SABOTAGE.
You impress me yet again Rarity,
you saucy, sassy girl with a mane that won't quit!
Oh so sweet, thank you.
Yikes.
♪
PINKIE PIE: Souffle Week at the Royal Jelly Juggernaut
is notoriously difficult!
But with this recipe, I know I can pull it off!
NOICE!
Huh? Mmmm.
LET'S MAKE THE BAD THING HAPPEN!
Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb...
RARITY: If Pinkie Pie's recipe
were to suddenly disappear...
That would be a bad thing!
Ooh! But I can't take Pinkie's recipe!
She needs it to compete.
Not until next weekend!
You can get it back to her by then.
She will never be the wiser!
Plus, you can make it up to her later.
Hmm, all right. You do make a good point.
That was...easier than I expected.
(GASP!)
So it's come to this...
Come at me with your worst!
(CHARGING CRIES)
Take this!
(THUD!)
RARITY: Yeah! Woo-ha-ha!
Oh! (GASPS)
(STRUGGLE GRUNT)
So...strong...
SWEET VICTORY!
Woaaaaa-ho! (THUD!)
Huh? NOT THE PLACE!
(SCARED NOISES)
Okay too late, I'm here.
Omilus!
But your eyeshadow is stunning!
- Bravo! - Rarity.
Bad thing number three will not happen at the park.
Really? Then it was all worth it.
Because it has already happened.
You're trapped here with me.
Bad things do not happen in threes.
But you sealed your own fate
by focusing on the negative
rather than living in the present!
Okay, yes, profound.
But seeing as I've already learned my lesson now,
can't I still go to the park?
No. (MANIC LAUGHTER)
While mere seconds have passed for you and I,
the outside world has aged eons!
(MANIC LAUGHTER)
(SCREAMING)
(RARITY PANICKING)
W-w-w-wait...
I lied about this one thing!
But no pony ever hangs out with me here!
Oh...pffffft.
Where's my phone?
Oh Applejack! Twilight!
And even young Pinkie,
you're all here!
How long was I gone? A week? A century?
Oh what a foolish filly I have been!
I suppose Fancy Pants has strolled on with another pony.
Good. He deserves to be happy.
Uh, Rarity. You were gone fo 35 seconds.
FANCY PANTS: Oh Rarity? Stroll time, trot-trot!
- Trot-trot? - See?
- He's here! - B-b-b-b-but...
But bad thing number three!
You can't control it. Just go with the flow!
You're sure it's just a silly superstition?
One can never be completely sure--
Yep-so-lutely!
You've been through bad things before.
Whatever happens now, you can handle it.
You're right!
I've been prepared for the worst.
Why not hope for the best?
♪
What a lovely sunset.
- It reminds me of- - Oh, I've seen lovelier.
Oh. Oh er, well, changing the subject!
Right! Back to what I want to talk about: Me.
Earlier today, I made the best point,
immediately followed by the best joke,
so I laughed and laughed until every pony left
and THAT's when I realized..
The most talented pony I ever met
was me!
Wow.
I was so nervous about going walkies with you
that I didn't realize I don't like you!
E-e-e-excuse me?
Bad thing numbet three! It's you!
Oh, no, no, impossible you see -
I never come in third place...
(CLEARS THROAT) As I was saying...
PINKIE PIE: Sprinkles can't fix anything?
Yeah right!
To be quite frank,
the most enjoyable part of the whole thing
was freaking out beforehand!
Because I did it with all of you.
Well I'm glad you were able to stay in the moment
decide you werent' having fun, and go with the flow
by high-tailing it out of there!
And I'm glad I didn't steal your souffle recipe,
jepordizing your performance
and our friendship!
- What? - Nothing!
Love you! - Awwwww!
♪