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<i> Discord: Oh ho! But
 that's not all!</i>

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When I went to look for them
again, they were on the ceiling!

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Oh, Discord, I've never known
anypony as funny as you.

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I love that story about the
time you tried to train

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your right paw to
fetch your left leg!

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Oh, I do love our Tuesday Teas.

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And I can't wait for you to
meet my friend, Tree Hugger.

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She's going to love you, too.

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Tree Hugger? Ah ha ha!

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I met her on a trip
to see the Breezies.

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She's a member of the
Equestrian Society

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for the Preservation
of Rare Creatures.

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How nice for you.

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[crunch]

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We're all going to have
so much fun together

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at the Grand Galloping Gala!

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Oh! I was wondering when
you were going to ask me!

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I'd love to!

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Oh! Oh no.

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Um. I'm afraid I've already
asked Tree Hugger.

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I'm sorry, Discord.

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I assumed you'd have
your own ticket

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since you and Princess
Celestia are friends now.

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Were you not invited?

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Who, me? It probably got
lost in the mail.

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No BIGGIE, as the foals say.
Well, gotta go!

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But we haven't had any
of our Tuesday Tea cakes.

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Well, I guess we're just going
to have to EXCLUDE them

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from our party this time!

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Oh! Oh, did I say that out loud?

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I mean, ta ta!

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<i> ♪ My little pony,
 my little pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Aaaahhh ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ I used to wonder what
 friendship could be. ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Until you all shared
 its magic with me. ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Big adventure! ♪
 ♪ Tons of fun ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ A beautiful heart! ♪ ♪
 Faithful and strong! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Sharing kindness ♪
 ♪ it's an easy feat ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ And magic makes it
 all complete! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ To have my little pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Do you know you're all
 my very best friends? ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

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[snoring]

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Aaaaahh!

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Gah!

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Where's Twilight?

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Uh, she's in Canterlot, helping
Princess Celestia with the Gala.

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[frightened whimpers]

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<i> Rarity: Oh, your first
 Grand Galloping Gala!</i>

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The excitement,
the anticipation!

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I wouldn't miss this for
all the jewels in Equestria!

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We're going to the Gala!
We're going to the Gala!

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We're going to the Gala!

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All right y'all, keep it down.

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It ain't like it's a life
changin' experience or nothin'--

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My little sister's
all grown up!

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[sniff sniff]

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Hey!

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[giggles]

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This is going to be
the best night ever!

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Aaaah!

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I don't suppose that uh, these
adorable little cutie pies

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have their own tickets

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to the Gross Gruesome
Gala, do they?

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[raspberry]

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To answer your
rather rude question,

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they're going as
our dates.

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Our plus ones!

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We're plus ones!

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We're plus ones!

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We're plus ones!

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YES! Yes. Yes.

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I believe I got that!

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Yeah!

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Have a wonderful,
special, fantastic day!

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Oh, hi Discord!
Want some cake?

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I can give you a list of all
of the flavors we have

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in order of most delicious

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to incredibly,
unbelievably delicious!

82
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Actually, Pinkie Pie, who
are you taking to...

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I mean, do you...

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Oh, you know what?
I AM famished!

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I'll take all the cakes!

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ALL OF THEM? HE WANTS
ALL OF THE CAKES!

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Well, I'll need all my energy
when I'm dancing at the Gala...

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IF I decide to go, that is.

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Oh, by the way, are
you bringing anypony?

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Oh, of course!

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I WAS going to ask my mom
because she's, you know, MY MOM,

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but it turned out she
didn't want to go,

93
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so I started asking around and
around and around and I couldn't

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think of anypony and I was
about to just go by myself

95
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but then I realized OF COURSE!

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Who loves fancy, exciting
affairs more than anypony else?

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My sister MAUD!

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You know what?

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Cancel my order!

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You want NONE of
the cakes now?

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Oh my, you are funny.

102
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I guess every being in
Equestria is funny today!

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Oh, how rude of me.

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Tree Hugger, this
is Discord.

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Discord, Tree Hugger.

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Radical to meet you.

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Really digging your vibe.

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My vibe?

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It's a compliment.

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Oh well, I'm
sure it is!

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Well, I must be off!

112
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It has nothing to do with
seeing you or not seeing you,

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you can rest
assured of that!

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Have fun at the Gala!

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Righteous.

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Oh, Tree Hugger, you're
such a great friend!

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So much funnier than
unfunny old Discord!

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No no, here, take my plus one!

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I insist!

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Before somepony else
thinks he's my friend

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and expects to be
asked instead!

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What's that?

123
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You're worried Discord
might be upset?

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Not a problem!

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I can make more new
friends any time I want!

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It's not as if any of
this actually mattered!

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I don't even want to
go to the Gala anyway!

128
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[screams from outside]

129
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Are you perhaps looking for ME?

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Are you...

131
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..."Discord or
current resident?"

132
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I can't find any street
numbers in this place.

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My ticket to the
Grand Galloping Gala!

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I WAS invited after all!

135
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Why is this so late?

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Well, I got a little lost after
I escaped the flying badgers.

137
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Can you point me in the
direction of the bottomless pit?

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I think I can make my
way back from there.

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Oh, over there somewhere.

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Just, just go over there.

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Looks like I'll see you at the
Gala after all, Fluttershy.

142
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But I can't show up alone.

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She'll think that
she's my only friend!

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Who could I bring on
such short notice?

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[laugh]

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I must say, it's been very nice
having you take over some of the

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planning responsibilities
for this year's Gala.

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Anything I can do to
make it easier on you.

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Thank you, Twilight.

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I am quite looking forward to
just enjoying the Gala for once.

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<i> ♪ [trumpet fanfare] ♪</i>

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Announcing, the spirit of
chaos, Discord, and his guest,

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the...uh...

154
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[whispering]

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...the Smooze!

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[gasps]

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Good evening, everypony!

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What a glorious affair!

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He does have a yen for
shiny things, the rascal!

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I'll take care of this.

161
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What are you doing
here with...that?

162
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Now, now, now!

163
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The Smooze may be an "it" but
it's an "it" with a heart of,

164
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well, blob.

165
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This night is extremely
important to me, Discord.

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Keep it under control.

167
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Yes yes yes, of course.

168
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Tell me, have you seen
Fluttershy anywhere?

169
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We're here! We're here!
We made it to the Gala!

170
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[soft giggling]

171
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Really?

172
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...the aura coming off the
waterfall was so alive!

173
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So like, magic in
manifestation...

174
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Wow.

175
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Oh, Fluttershy!

176
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I didn't see YOU there!

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How did you even know to look
for an aura on a waterfall?

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[clears throat]

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00:08:53,607 --> 00:08:59,355
[louder]

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Discord!

181
00:09:00,491 --> 00:09:02,363
I thought you weren't coming!

182
00:09:02,396 --> 00:09:04,435
No, I actually
never said that.

183
00:09:04,468 --> 00:09:06,373
But funny how you
remembered it that way.

184
00:09:06,406 --> 00:09:10,350
Anyway, good to see
you...Tree... Friend, is it?

185
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:14,126
Your name is slipping my
mind right now. How strange.

186
00:09:14,159 --> 00:09:18,036
Nice to meet you;
I'm Tree Hugger.

187
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Blessing.

188
00:09:19,539 --> 00:09:22,848
You have met me
before, actually.

189
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Cool.

190
00:09:24,886 --> 00:09:27,226
Like in another
life, maybe?

191
00:09:27,259 --> 00:09:30,267
You've got to be kidding!
You don't remember me?

192
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:36,984
Ha ha. I meet a LOT of
different creatures.

193
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Each one of them
perfect and unique.

194
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Yes, well, as I was saying,
it's just great to be here

195
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with my oldest, bestest friend.

196
00:09:48,345 --> 00:09:51,454
Am I really your
oldest, bestest friend?

197
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YOU?

198
00:09:52,589 --> 00:09:55,263
Of course not!

199
00:09:55,296 --> 00:09:57,335
You think I don't
have other friends?

200
00:09:57,368 --> 00:09:59,307
I'm CENTURIES old!

201
00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:01,312
I was talking about the Smooze!

202
00:10:01,345 --> 00:10:03,250
Smoozeface, the Smoozenator.

203
00:10:03,283 --> 00:10:06,024
Well I mean, that's what we
called him back in college.

204
00:10:06,057 --> 00:10:11,237
Smooze, I would like you to
meet Fluttershy and um,

205
00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:14,745
TREE... what is
it...oh, Tree Embrace?

206
00:10:14,778 --> 00:10:17,352
Oh, I like that.

207
00:10:17,385 --> 00:10:20,627
It's so in rhythm
with my life force.

208
00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:23,167
Maybe I'll change it!

209
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,437
[giggle]

210
00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:27,477
I can't believe I've never heard
you speak of the Smooze before.

211
00:10:27,510 --> 00:10:30,251
It sounds like you
two are so close.

212
00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:33,793
Well, I'm glad you got that,
because that's what is true.

213
00:10:33,826 --> 00:10:38,238
We ARE very close.

214
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:39,708
That's wonderful!

215
00:10:39,741 --> 00:10:42,015
The four of us should go
out to dinner sometime!

216
00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:47,261
We should all go out
to dinner sometime?

217
00:10:47,294 --> 00:10:48,765
Have you no heart?

218
00:10:48,798 --> 00:10:50,435
[distant scream]

219
00:10:50,468 --> 00:10:53,710
Oh, oh. It looks like
somepony wants to mingle!

220
00:10:53,743 --> 00:10:56,150
We'll be back in a bit.

221
00:10:56,183 --> 00:10:57,186
Oh, OK.

222
00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:59,558
Treezy and I would love
to talk to you more later.

223
00:10:59,591 --> 00:11:00,661
TREEZY?

224
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:01,663
Really?

225
00:11:01,697 --> 00:11:04,337
Sort of a juvenile
nickname, don't you think?

226
00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:05,239
[distant scream]

227
00:11:05,272 --> 00:11:06,543
Smoozie!

228
00:11:06,576 --> 00:11:07,680
Wait up!

229
00:11:11,722 --> 00:11:14,396
Now listen, Smooze, I need
to make this a party of one

230
00:11:14,429 --> 00:11:15,632
for a little while.

231
00:11:15,665 --> 00:11:19,041
Just stay out here
until I come for you.

232
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:26,794
[laughter]

233
00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:32,709
Ha ha ha ha!

234
00:11:32,742 --> 00:11:34,614
What's so funny?

235
00:11:34,647 --> 00:11:36,652
Exactly!

236
00:11:36,685 --> 00:11:39,860
Uh...I think we're gonna
go hit the dance floor.

237
00:11:39,893 --> 00:11:42,667
Fluttershy, tell the Hugs here
about the time that we went to

238
00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:46,276
the store and came back with
TWO cakes instead of one

239
00:11:46,309 --> 00:11:50,587
because that's how crazy we
are when we're together!

240
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:53,762
Um, we went to the
store and got two cakes.

241
00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:57,772
Oh. Well, you kind of
left out all the fun

242
00:11:57,805 --> 00:11:59,275
and frivolity there,

243
00:11:59,308 --> 00:12:01,682
but I'm sure you
got it, Tree Hugger.

244
00:12:01,715 --> 00:12:04,589
I got that you
really like cake.

245
00:12:04,622 --> 00:12:08,766
We like each other.
THAT was the point!

246
00:12:08,799 --> 00:12:11,205
I'm actually pretty
lukewarm about cake.

247
00:12:11,238 --> 00:12:12,643
[scream]

248
00:12:12,676 --> 00:12:14,280
Let me in!

249
00:12:17,923 --> 00:12:20,262
[gasping]

250
00:12:20,295 --> 00:12:22,133
That creature took my jewels!

251
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,449
Discord!

252
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:31,623
I thought I told you to keep
your friend under control!

253
00:12:31,657 --> 00:12:33,729
Oh please, I have
better things to do

254
00:12:33,762 --> 00:12:35,801
than to watch that
THING all night.

255
00:12:38,942 --> 00:12:43,487
What I mean to say is, that
thing is a dear, dear friend

256
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,626
and I'll make sure
that the ooze

257
00:12:45,659 --> 00:12:48,968
that he can't help but secrete
doesn't get on anypony else.

258
00:12:56,653 --> 00:12:57,957
Thank you.

259
00:12:57,990 --> 00:12:59,661
It's all right, everypony!

260
00:12:59,694 --> 00:13:02,803
Let's just get back to
enjoying this magical evening!

261
00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:07,916
You are making me look like a
fool in front of Fluttershy!

262
00:13:09,352 --> 00:13:10,856
I'll be back when
the Gala is over.

263
00:13:19,878 --> 00:13:22,786
♪♪

264
00:13:26,462 --> 00:13:27,698
Oh, Tree Hugger!

265
00:13:27,731 --> 00:13:30,706
I've never known
anypony as funny as you!

266
00:13:34,615 --> 00:13:37,323
[microphone feedback]

267
00:13:37,356 --> 00:13:38,492
Check, check, check.

268
00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:39,829
Is this thing on?

269
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:43,438
Good evening,
fillies and germs.

270
00:13:43,471 --> 00:13:45,042
I just flew into Canterlot

271
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,885
and wow are my
inter-species parts tired!

272
00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:57,340
I've only got these tiny
mismatched wings

273
00:13:57,373 --> 00:14:01,484
and even I can fly better than
Twilight Sparkle, am I right?

274
00:14:02,921 --> 00:14:03,890
Hey!

275
00:14:03,923 --> 00:14:05,995
[giggle]

276
00:14:06,028 --> 00:14:09,036
Well, perhaps you're into
more observational humor.

277
00:14:10,071 --> 00:14:13,013
Did you ever notice how
you always materialize

278
00:14:13,046 --> 00:14:14,751
out of thin air?

279
00:14:14,784 --> 00:14:17,356
Why not thick air?

280
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,028
What's the deal there?

281
00:14:20,531 --> 00:14:22,336
[cough]

282
00:14:22,369 --> 00:14:24,408
Tough crowd.

283
00:14:24,441 --> 00:14:25,844
What is he doing?

284
00:14:25,877 --> 00:14:28,686
I think they're...jokes?

285
00:14:28,719 --> 00:14:31,426
Maud! Jokes!

286
00:14:31,459 --> 00:14:32,663
My favorite.

287
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,511
Knock knock!

288
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:43,957
You're supposed to
say "who's there!"

289
00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:46,598
This is the most basic
of jokes!

290
00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:49,137
[splat]

291
00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:51,810
YOU'RE the most basic of jokes.

292
00:14:51,843 --> 00:14:53,180
Good one, Maud!

293
00:14:53,213 --> 00:14:57,626
[laughter]

294
00:15:10,523 --> 00:15:12,462
What is that?

295
00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:22,621
[screams]

296
00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:25,495
[grunts]

297
00:15:32,981 --> 00:15:35,521
None of my magic
works on this ooze!

298
00:15:35,554 --> 00:15:36,790
Can you stop it?

299
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,071
I'm afraid not!

300
00:15:42,104 --> 00:15:44,643
Discord, how could
you bring him here?

301
00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:47,016
Oh, he's not that bad.

302
00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:49,991
My shoes will be
ruined forever!

303
00:15:50,024 --> 00:15:52,130
That's what you're
worried about? Really?

304
00:15:54,602 --> 00:15:56,574
This is kind of
a bummer.

305
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:57,543
Isn't it, though?

306
00:15:57,576 --> 00:15:59,816
And to think, it never
would have happened

307
00:15:59,849 --> 00:16:03,926
had I come to the Gala as
somepony else's plus one.

308
00:16:03,959 --> 00:16:07,836
Seems like something might
have harshed his flow, ya know?

309
00:16:07,869 --> 00:16:11,010
Like his senses are agitated.

310
00:16:11,043 --> 00:16:13,951
You don't know anything
about rare creatures.

311
00:16:13,984 --> 00:16:15,889
I've known
Smoozeface for ages!

312
00:16:15,922 --> 00:16:20,200
He's not agitated;
he's partying down!

313
00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:24,043
All he needs is some, like,
calming auditory therapy.

314
00:16:25,112 --> 00:16:27,986
I know I always feel
really at peace

315
00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:31,695
when I'm being bathed
in positive vibes.

316
00:16:31,728 --> 00:16:34,837
Maybe he'll calm down
with some sonic bliss.

317
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:38,245
Do you even KNOW
what you just said?

318
00:16:38,278 --> 00:16:43,158
<i> ♪ Ommmm! Eeeeeeee! ♪</i>

319
00:16:43,191 --> 00:16:47,702
<i> ♪ Ommmmm. Eeeeeee! ♪</i>

320
00:16:47,736 --> 00:16:53,851
[continues]

321
00:16:53,884 --> 00:16:58,228
Let go, Smooze. Bliss out.

322
00:16:58,262 --> 00:17:00,735
<i> ♪ Ommmm. Eeeeee! ♪</i>

323
00:17:00,768 --> 00:17:03,242
<i> ♪ Ommmm. Eeeeee! ♪</i>

324
00:17:10,126 --> 00:17:11,128
It worked!

325
00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:13,300
[cheers]

326
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,138
Way to go, Tree Hugger!

327
00:17:15,171 --> 00:17:17,311
That was the most magical
thing I've ever seen

328
00:17:17,344 --> 00:17:18,915
done with animals!

329
00:17:21,086 --> 00:17:23,326
Oh thanks, everypony.

330
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:27,236
It makes perfect karmic sense
your magic doesn't work on him.

331
00:17:27,269 --> 00:17:29,374
He only responds
to vibrations

332
00:17:29,407 --> 00:17:32,048
that peace out his
energy fields.

333
00:17:32,081 --> 00:17:32,983
Discord: STOP IT!

334
00:17:33,016 --> 00:17:33,952
Stop it!

335
00:17:33,985 --> 00:17:34,954
That's IT!

336
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,094
I am DONE with you, Tree Hugger!

337
00:17:37,127 --> 00:17:38,364
Oh, man.

338
00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:41,104
You're really bummin' me out.

339
00:17:41,137 --> 00:17:44,312
Can you just like, lower
your voice a skosh?

340
00:17:44,345 --> 00:17:45,314
A skosh?

341
00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:46,785
A SKOSH?

342
00:17:48,188 --> 00:17:49,258
[rumbling]

343
00:17:55,038 --> 00:17:59,717
Whoa, dude. What is THAT?

344
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,922
Relax, I'm not
going to hurt you.

345
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,395
I'm simply going to send
you to another dimension.

346
00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:06,400
I can't have you interfering

347
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:09,910
in my relationship with
Fluttershy anymore.

348
00:18:09,943 --> 00:18:10,945
Fluttershy: Discord?

349
00:18:10,978 --> 00:18:12,015
Stop!

350
00:18:12,048 --> 00:18:13,152
I will!

351
00:18:13,185 --> 00:18:15,157
Just as soon as she's gone!

352
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:18,230
Then we can have a good laugh
about this whole affair

353
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,205
over our regular Tuesday Tea!

354
00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:23,945
Don't worry, Fluttershy,
we'll stop him!

355
00:18:30,996 --> 00:18:32,700
[screams]

356
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:35,441
I'm doing her a
favor, Fluttershy!

357
00:18:35,474 --> 00:18:37,045
It's a lovely dimension!

358
00:18:37,078 --> 00:18:40,186
White sand beaches, an
attentive waitstaff.

359
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,960
I mean, OK, the
humidity isn't great,

360
00:18:42,993 --> 00:18:45,366
but where isn't that
the case these days?

361
00:18:45,399 --> 00:18:47,973
I don't understand
why you're doing this.

362
00:18:48,006 --> 00:18:50,345
We were all getting
along so well!

363
00:18:50,378 --> 00:18:52,751
As well as we could,

364
00:18:52,784 --> 00:18:55,758
considering you've already
stomped all over our friendship

365
00:18:55,792 --> 00:19:00,236
by inviting her to the
biggest night of the year

366
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:03,211
as if I didn't matter at all!

367
00:19:03,244 --> 00:19:05,216
Did you really think
I'd abandon you

368
00:19:05,249 --> 00:19:07,288
just because I
have a new friend?

369
00:19:07,321 --> 00:19:08,256
Yes!

370
00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:09,827
Because that's
what you did!

371
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:11,097
No, Discord.

372
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:13,369
I invited a friend
to a party.

373
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,308
I didn't abandon you.

374
00:19:15,341 --> 00:19:17,313
What if you had a friend
that you could discuss

375
00:19:17,346 --> 00:19:19,251
chaos-based magic with?

376
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:22,192
Would that mean we
weren't friends anymore?

377
00:19:22,225 --> 00:19:25,467
No, I suppose not.

378
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,939
It would just mean that
I'd have different friends

379
00:19:27,973 --> 00:19:30,212
for different things. Oh!

380
00:19:30,245 --> 00:19:31,782
Oh dear.

381
00:19:31,815 --> 00:19:34,456
It looks like I've perhaps
overreacted just a skosh?

382
00:19:34,489 --> 00:19:37,197
More like a lot of skoshes.

383
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:39,469
Tree Hugger, could
you give us a minute?

384
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,947
I'm just so new at this
whole friendship thing!

385
00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:46,353
It's so much more
complicated than it looks.

386
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,427
Do you think maybe you
owe somepony an apology?

387
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,470
Not ME.

388
00:19:53,503 --> 00:19:54,874
Oh, oh.

389
00:19:54,908 --> 00:19:56,177
Ahem, Yes, right.

390
00:20:04,631 --> 00:20:08,976
Tree Hugger, I'm sorry that you
got caught in the middle of my,

391
00:20:09,009 --> 00:20:11,416
you know, wrath.

392
00:20:11,449 --> 00:20:14,591
Oh, it's all groovy.

393
00:20:14,624 --> 00:20:19,269
Um, I need like a few minutes
to clear out my chakras

394
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:22,376
before I can hug you from a
place of authenticity.

395
00:20:22,409 --> 00:20:24,649
Oh, your chakras, yes.

396
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,020
Fair enough.

397
00:20:27,523 --> 00:20:29,561
I owe you an apology, Smooze.

398
00:20:29,594 --> 00:20:32,936
I spent the whole evening
thinking about my own feelings

399
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,608
and never thinking about yours.

400
00:20:37,147 --> 00:20:38,384
Well, friends!

401
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:45,301
I think I may actually grow to
like this multiple friend thing!

402
00:20:45,334 --> 00:20:46,537
I like it too.

403
00:20:46,571 --> 00:20:49,746
Hey, it's not a party until
somepony spreads magic-resistant

404
00:20:49,779 --> 00:20:52,653
ooze uncontrollably
over the ballroom!

405
00:20:52,687 --> 00:20:55,761
Come on, Smoozinator,
let's dance!

406
00:20:55,794 --> 00:20:59,504
♪♪

407
00:20:59,537 --> 00:21:01,609
I'm sorry,
Princess Celestia.

408
00:21:01,642 --> 00:21:04,115
I thought I could give
you a break tonight,

409
00:21:04,148 --> 00:21:06,454
but it turns out I
was in over my head.

410
00:21:06,488 --> 00:21:09,128
You have nothing
to apologize for.

411
00:21:09,161 --> 00:21:12,670
This has been the most
fun Gala in years!

412
00:21:12,703 --> 00:21:15,143
I know, it
was a-- WHAT?

413
00:21:15,176 --> 00:21:17,315
But there was ooze
all over the place...

414
00:21:17,348 --> 00:21:19,187
and one of the guests
threatened to send somepony

415
00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:20,657
to another dimension.

416
00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:22,094
I know!

417
00:21:22,127 --> 00:21:24,165
Can you imagine how
dull it would have been

418
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,538
if I hadn't invited Discord?

419
00:21:26,571 --> 00:21:28,176
Come on!

420
00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:31,452
The night is still young!

421
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:37,734
<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

422
00:21:40,073 --> 00:21:42,078
<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

423
00:21:53,106 --> 00:21:55,345
<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

424
00:21:55,378 --> 00:21:59,488
<i> ♪ friends ♪</i>

