1
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I think you really spruce up
the office, Ms. Philodendron.

2
00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:09,075
Oh! I'm going to
call you Phyllis!

3
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[funny voice] Don't you
look good, Phyllis.

4
00:00:10,676 --> 00:00:12,045
[knock at door]

5
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[same voice] Come in.

6
00:00:13,312 --> 00:00:14,447
[cough]

7
00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,215
[normal voice]
I mean, uh, come in!

8
00:00:16,248 --> 00:00:18,384
Uh, were you just
talking to someone?

9
00:00:18,417 --> 00:00:20,553
No. Why?

10
00:00:20,586 --> 00:00:23,756
Starlight, I have something very
important to discuss with you.

11
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If this is about
leaving early yesterday,

12
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I didn't have any
students on my schedule

13
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and Trixie was having
a "magical emergency,"

14
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which actually turned
out to be nothing.

15
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[giggle]

16
00:00:31,797 --> 00:00:32,766
It's not anything
like that.

17
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Ahem!

18
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Twilight Sparkle the
Princess of Friendship,

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in light of her
impending ascension

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to the throne of Equestria
and in anticipation

21
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of her many duties and
responsibilities forthwith,

22
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does hereby intend
to make good

23
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on her previous offer to
you, Starlight Glimmer,

24
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of replacing her as Headmare
of the School of Friendship!

25
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I want you to take over the
school when I move to Canterlot.

26
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I KNOW!

27
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It's just so amazing.

28
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I'm a little...

29
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Do you think I'm
really up for it?

30
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Of course you do.

31
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I've covered for you every
time you've had to run off

32
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and save Equestria,
but, I mean, yes!

33
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Of course!
Thank You!

34
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[squeal]

35
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[thud]

36
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You're welcome.

37
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And I can't think of any pony
who'd be better for the job.

38
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I'm a little nervous,
and excited,

39
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I'm mostly just
nervous.

40
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I understand.

41
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Of course I'll have a lot of
important responsibilities

42
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as ruler of Equestria, but
I'll always be available

43
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to help whenever
you need.

44
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[Spike inhales]

45
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Are you supposed to be at
a Royal Etiquette lesson

46
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with Celestia and
Luna right now?

47
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Right! Can't underestimate the
important responsibility

48
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of Royal napkin
placement.

49
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[poof]

50
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Wow.

51
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I mean, no biggie,
right Phyllis?

52
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I've totally got this.

53
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[smash]

54
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[nervous laugh]

55
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<i> ♪ My little pony,
 my little pony ♪</i>

56
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<i> ♪ Aaaahhh ♪</i>

57
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<i> ♪ My little Pony ♪</i>

58
00:02:02,721 --> 00:02:05,291
<i> ♪ I used to wonder what
 friendship could be. ♪</i>

59
00:02:05,324 --> 00:02:07,160
<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

60
00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:09,629
<i> ♪ Until you all shared
 its magic with me. ♪</i>

61
00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:11,664
<i> ♪ Big adventure! ♪
 ♪ Tons of fun ♪</i>

62
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<i> ♪ A beautiful heart! ♪ ♪
 Faithful and strong! ♪</i>

63
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<i> ♪ Sharing kindness ♪
 ♪ it's an easy feat ♪</i>

64
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<i> ♪ And magic makes it
 all complete! ♪</i>

65
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<i> ♪ To have my little pony ♪</i>

66
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<i> ♪ Do you know you're all
 my very best friends? ♪</i>

67
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♪♪

68
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♪♪

69
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You know I'm nothing but
proud that you've been

70
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officially offered the
position of Headmare.

71
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[tentatively] Thanks.

72
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But, I can't
help wondering

73
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if it's going to cut into
our social schedule.

74
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What do you mean?

75
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Take now,
for example.

76
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Instead of heading to the
delightful lunch I had planned,

77
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we're striding with
determination toward

78
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what I can only assume
is Twilight's office.

79
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Obviously, our lunch
is super important,

80
00:02:57,376 --> 00:02:59,378
but so is taking
over the school

81
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and the only pony who's really
run the School of Friendship

82
00:03:01,847 --> 00:03:04,383
is the Princess
of Friendship.

83
00:03:04,416 --> 00:03:06,385
And I'm worried about
doing it all alone,

84
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so I want to get as much
advice from Twilight

85
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as I can while
she's still here.

86
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But Twilight's never
really done anything alone.

87
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She always has
her friends.

88
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But that just
gave me an idea!

89
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Thanks, Trixie.

90
00:03:18,931 --> 00:03:20,700
You can give good advice
when you don't mean to.

91
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Uh, thanks?

92
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Are we still doing lunch?

93
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♪♪

94
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Getting Royal Place
Settings just right

95
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is a lot harder
than it looks.

96
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OK, umm.

97
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I know how busy you are, but
I wanted to talk to you

98
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about running the school
because, honestly,

99
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I was a bit worried about
taking it over all on my own,

100
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but I just realized
you never did it alone.

101
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Having a friend help
out is pretty great.

102
00:03:51,497 --> 00:03:52,898
Exactly!

103
00:03:52,931 --> 00:03:56,969
So, what do you think about me
hiring a Vice-Headmare

104
00:03:57,002 --> 00:03:58,604
to help run things?

105
00:03:58,637 --> 00:04:01,007
I trust you to run the
school any way you want.

106
00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,842
And if that means
hiring a Vice-Headmare,

107
00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,710
I think it's a great idea.

108
00:04:04,743 --> 00:04:06,312
Really?

109
00:04:06,345 --> 00:04:08,781
Like you said, I've always
had ponies around to help.

110
00:04:08,814 --> 00:04:10,750
And don't worry, you can
always call on me to--

111
00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:12,318
Uh, Twilight?

112
00:04:12,351 --> 00:04:14,287
Rarity says you were supposed
to be at the boutique

113
00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,622
five minutes ago for your second
fitting for the coronation gown.

114
00:04:16,655 --> 00:04:18,624
How many fittings are
there going to be?

115
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A lot?

116
00:04:20,926 --> 00:04:23,529
Anyway, good luck finding
your Vice-Headmare.

117
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I know you'll pick the
right pony for the job.

118
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[poof]

119
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Wow. I heard the
whole thing

120
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and all I can say
is, I am humbled.

121
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Uh, why?

122
00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:36,909
I hadn't ever
considered it,

123
00:04:36,942 --> 00:04:38,944
but hearing you say it
out loud made me realize

124
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what a great and powerful
Vice-Headmare I'll be.

125
00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:45,985
Plus, we get to work and
socialize at the same time!

126
00:04:46,018 --> 00:04:47,987
Well, sure, that
would be fun, but

127
00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:50,056
I can't just
give you the job.

128
00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:52,825
Oh, oh, no. Of
course not.

129
00:04:52,858 --> 00:04:55,695
I imagine there's a lengthy
"process" to go through

130
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before you inevitably hire the
"best pony" for the position.

131
00:04:59,598 --> 00:05:00,900
Wink.

132
00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:02,034
Exactly.

133
00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:04,670
I'll probably
interview several ponies.

134
00:05:04,703 --> 00:05:08,074
Of course.
"Several." Wink.

135
00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:10,343
Why do you keep
saying wink?

136
00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:11,811
I'm not saying wink!

137
00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:13,412
Wink.

138
00:05:13,445 --> 00:05:14,314
[nervous laugh]

139
00:05:15,714 --> 00:05:17,917
I'm glad you all decided to
be part of the search

140
00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:20,786
for the School of
Friendship's Vice-Headmare.

141
00:05:20,819 --> 00:05:23,789
Honestly, if you're looking
for somepony to fundraise,

142
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I can bring in
enough bits

143
00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:28,461
to have several buildings
named after me.

144
00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,863
Well, that's not the
primary responsibility

145
00:05:30,896 --> 00:05:32,698
of the Vice-Headmare,

146
00:05:32,731 --> 00:05:35,000
but anypony
is welcome to apply.

147
00:05:35,033 --> 00:05:36,869
I think the selection
process I've come up with

148
00:05:36,902 --> 00:05:38,738
is pretty special.

149
00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:41,474
[loud whisper]
Albeit unnecessary.

150
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Wink.

151
00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:44,377
Ahem.

152
00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:47,380
Since you all have to prove
you have what it takes to be

153
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Vice-Headmare, I've designed
the interview in three stages.

154
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Each stage will test a different
skill the Vice-Headmare needs.

155
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Only those who do well will
move through the stages

156
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until finally the best
candidate rises to the top!

157
00:06:01,827 --> 00:06:05,564
So, without further ado,
it's time for stage one:

158
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Substituting for
the teachers!

159
00:06:07,599 --> 00:06:10,870
[excited chatter]

160
00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:12,605
Once the students
get a sample

161
00:06:12,638 --> 00:06:15,007
of my great and
powerful instruction,

162
00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,675
they might not
want to go back

163
00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:19,078
to the regular
faculty.

164
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[groan]

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♪♪

166
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Wow, that seam
is so straight!

167
00:06:25,984 --> 00:06:27,887
You really learned how to sew
from mending apple sacks

168
00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,021
on the farm?

169
00:06:29,054 --> 00:06:29,989
Eeyup.

170
00:06:33,592 --> 00:06:35,928
Obviously, loyalty
is the foundation

171
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of friendship and trust.

172
00:06:37,796 --> 00:06:43,002
But nothing gets more loyalty
than a big stack of bits.

173
00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:47,206
This book on business will teach
you all how to earn your own.

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Chapter one: Equity.

175
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<i> ♪ [orchestral music] ♪</i>

176
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[laughter]

177
00:07:01,086 --> 00:07:03,689
<i> ♪ [out-of-tune blast] ♪</i>

178
00:07:03,722 --> 00:07:05,591
<i> ♪ [walking jazz bass] ♪</i>

179
00:07:05,624 --> 00:07:07,526
[laughter]

180
00:07:07,559 --> 00:07:10,863
♪♪

181
00:07:10,896 --> 00:07:14,066
[bubbling]

182
00:07:14,099 --> 00:07:16,035
♪♪

183
00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:17,837
Ahhhh!

184
00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:17,837
[bird chirps]

185
00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:19,572
[cheers]

186
00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:27,947
In the Pre-Equestria Era, year
1322, Abraxius the Bold did...

187
00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:29,215
[mumbling]

188
00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:31,083
ooh a bunch of boring stuff...

189
00:07:31,116 --> 00:07:32,785
[mumbling]

190
00:07:32,818 --> 00:07:35,254
for a really long time.

191
00:07:35,287 --> 00:07:39,592
OK, I know history's important,
but I never learned any of it

192
00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,560
and look how I turned out.

193
00:07:41,593 --> 00:07:45,898
[bored murmurs and snoring]

194
00:07:51,837 --> 00:07:52,772
Wink.

195
00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:55,208
[groan]

196
00:07:57,609 --> 00:08:00,880
OK, Phyllis, obviously
those three are moving on.

197
00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:01,948
What about the rest?

198
00:08:03,615 --> 00:08:05,651
Mmhm. I think we're in
agreement on this one.

199
00:08:09,788 --> 00:08:12,591
I know what you're
going to say.

200
00:08:12,624 --> 00:08:15,060
But it would be so much fun
to have my Vice-Headmare

201
00:08:15,093 --> 00:08:17,029
be a friend.

202
00:08:17,062 --> 00:08:18,797
She just needs a little
more hoof-holding

203
00:08:18,830 --> 00:08:20,065
than some of the others,

204
00:08:20,098 --> 00:08:22,635
but it could still
work out, right?

205
00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:23,936
[door opens]

206
00:08:23,969 --> 00:08:26,539
Starlight, I've given
this a lot of thought

207
00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:28,007
and even though I
still believe naps

208
00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,842
are a valid use
of class time,

209
00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:31,710
you'll be the one
running the school.

210
00:08:31,743 --> 00:08:34,613
So, if you say no
naps, then no naps!

211
00:08:34,646 --> 00:08:36,815
And I know I can be
a little stubborn

212
00:08:36,848 --> 00:08:38,083
and not the
best listener,

213
00:08:38,116 --> 00:08:39,752
but I just can't
wait for us to

214
00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:41,654
tackle this job
as a team.

215
00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:45,291
Two great and powerful
friends taking on the world.

216
00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:47,660
And I know you still have
to go through all this

217
00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:50,195
"interview" stuff, wink,

218
00:08:50,228 --> 00:08:52,732
but I just had to tell
you how excited I am!

219
00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:58,304
See? I told you
it could work.

220
00:08:58,337 --> 00:09:01,774
♪♪

221
00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:02,742
[groan]

222
00:09:06,878 --> 00:09:09,148
All right, remaining
Vice-Headmare candidates.

223
00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:10,983
Welcome to Stage Two!

224
00:09:11,016 --> 00:09:13,953
All of you are here because
you performed well...

225
00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:17,656
or well enough, to face
your next challenge.

226
00:09:17,689 --> 00:09:19,959
Parent-Teacher conferences!

227
00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:22,861
The Vice-Headmare will need to
be a master communicator

228
00:09:22,894 --> 00:09:24,964
and I can't think of a
better test of that

229
00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:28,734
than meeting with our students
and their parents or guardians.

230
00:09:28,767 --> 00:09:31,637
I eagerly look forward to
sharing my love of science

231
00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:34,340
with both progeny
and progenitors!

232
00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:35,941
Indeed.

233
00:09:35,974 --> 00:09:38,143
An orchestra is made up of
different parts

234
00:09:38,176 --> 00:09:41,080
and good communication
is the key to harmony.

235
00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:43,015
Eeyup!

236
00:09:43,048 --> 00:09:46,952
A lifetime on stage has taught
me that good communication

237
00:09:46,985 --> 00:09:50,122
is essential to holding your
audience's attention,

238
00:09:50,155 --> 00:09:52,925
which is why Trixie
is also known

239
00:09:52,958 --> 00:09:55,962
as a great and
powerful communicator!

240
00:09:59,398 --> 00:10:02,034
Life at the School of
Friendship is like a song,

241
00:10:02,067 --> 00:10:05,371
and although she started out
singing her part pianissimo,

242
00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:09,074
Ocellus is now
soloing fortissimo!

243
00:10:09,107 --> 00:10:10,743
That's good, right?

244
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,178
Indeed!

245
00:10:13,211 --> 00:10:16,415
The science curriculum at this
school is somewhat lacking,

246
00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:20,886
but Yona has taken to the
subject like a yak to smashing!

247
00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:23,789
If fostered, I believe she
could easily blaze a trail

248
00:10:23,822 --> 00:10:26,725
and expand our understanding
of science itself!

249
00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:31,664
YAKS BEST! YAKS BEST! YAKS BEST!

250
00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:34,733
Gallus is a
fantastic student.

251
00:10:34,766 --> 00:10:37,836
He's even taught me a
thing or two about napping.

252
00:10:37,869 --> 00:10:41,073
Is that why you're
putting me to sleep?

253
00:10:41,106 --> 00:10:42,875
Um... Excuse me?

254
00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:45,778
I don't know why I have
to come to these things.

255
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,715
Well, most parents or guardians
want to be involved

256
00:10:49,748 --> 00:10:51,350
in our students' lives.

257
00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:53,919
Maybe we should find a
different representative

258
00:10:53,952 --> 00:10:56,689
from Griffonstone to
be Gallus' guardian.

259
00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,090
Oh, that'd be great!

260
00:10:58,123 --> 00:11:01,093
If you find one,
let me know!

261
00:11:01,126 --> 00:11:03,462
I'm so CONFUSED!

262
00:11:03,495 --> 00:11:05,898
You're saying
Silverstream is exuberant?

263
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,032
Eeyup.

264
00:11:07,065 --> 00:11:08,333
And enthusiastic?

265
00:11:08,366 --> 00:11:09,902
Eeyup.

266
00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:11,804
But aren't
those the same?

267
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,238
And are they good?

268
00:11:13,271 --> 00:11:15,774
I mean, you could be trying
to tell me she's unfocused,

269
00:11:15,807 --> 00:11:17,743
but then you might
just be explaining

270
00:11:17,776 --> 00:11:19,211
that you appreciate
her high energy.

271
00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:22,781
Ah. Nope, Eeyup, er...

272
00:11:22,814 --> 00:11:24,349
Maybe.

273
00:11:24,382 --> 00:11:27,052
There seems to be a lot of
nuance here and I just want to

274
00:11:27,085 --> 00:11:29,988
make sure I understand
exactly what you're saying.

275
00:11:30,021 --> 00:11:31,390
So what are you saying?

276
00:11:31,423 --> 00:11:32,291
Uhhhhhh.

277
00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:37,162
Gallus doesn't need to
know I'm "proud" of him!

278
00:11:37,195 --> 00:11:38,797
And he certainly
doesn't need me

279
00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,834
trekking all the
way to Ponyville!

280
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,803
Good! Because you're
no longer welcome!

281
00:11:44,836 --> 00:11:46,906
Oh, well fine
with me!

282
00:11:48,473 --> 00:11:50,843
Trixie, what
happened?

283
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,412
I'm not sure, but we'll
have one less conference

284
00:11:53,445 --> 00:11:55,848
to worry about
next semester.

285
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:56,816
[slap]

286
00:11:58,817 --> 00:12:00,319
I really appreciate
your honesty, Big Mac,

287
00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:01,754
and you're right.

288
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,789
Parents expect a lot of
detailed communication

289
00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:05,357
when it comes
to their kids

290
00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:07,092
and if you aren't
comfortable with that,

291
00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:09,762
Vice-Headmare probably
isn't the job for you.

292
00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:11,196
Yeah, nope.

293
00:12:11,229 --> 00:12:16,301
♪♪

294
00:12:16,334 --> 00:12:18,437
Starlight, I know why
you wanted to see me

295
00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:20,072
and you don't
have to worry.

296
00:12:20,105 --> 00:12:21,774
Oh, good.

297
00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,776
It's thoughtful that you'd
want to check in on me

298
00:12:23,809 --> 00:12:26,945
after my shocking confrontation
with Grandpa Gruff,

299
00:12:26,978 --> 00:12:29,848
but never fear.
I shall recover.

300
00:12:29,881 --> 00:12:33,385
Trixie, that's not exactly what
I wanted to talk to you about.

301
00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:35,788
You can't get into a
shouting match with parents.

302
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:37,356
or guardians.

303
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,291
For the final stage of
the interview process,

304
00:12:39,324 --> 00:12:41,493
you'll each have to put
together a field trip

305
00:12:41,526 --> 00:12:43,529
and if you really
do want the job,

306
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:46,165
I need yours to
be exceptional

307
00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:48,500
because if I had to pick a
Vice-Headmare right now,

308
00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:50,402
it wouldn't be you.

309
00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:54,106
Oh, I see what
you're doing.

310
00:12:54,139 --> 00:12:57,376
Obviously, you're not going to
give the job to somepony else,

311
00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:59,444
but you want to see my best.

312
00:12:59,477 --> 00:13:01,880
Well, message received.

313
00:13:01,913 --> 00:13:03,148
Wink.

314
00:13:03,181 --> 00:13:04,950
Ugh, Trixie, I...

315
00:13:04,983 --> 00:13:09,321
The Great and Powerful Trixie is
about to pull out all the stops.

316
00:13:09,354 --> 00:13:12,057
I hope you're ready for the
most exceptional field trip

317
00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:14,426
to ever grace this school.

318
00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:17,863
[poof]

319
00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:21,367
Is it wrong for me to think
she might actually pull it off?

320
00:13:22,901 --> 00:13:24,270
Oh, don't answer that.

321
00:13:27,138 --> 00:13:29,408
[loud yawn]

322
00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,410
Not looking forward
to the performance?

323
00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:33,478
I know Octavia
loves music,

324
00:13:33,511 --> 00:13:35,948
but a field trip to a
classical music performance

325
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,150
isn't my idea of
an exciting time.

326
00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:47,993
<i> ♪ [loud synthesizer
 accompaniment] ♪</i>

327
00:13:48,026 --> 00:13:49,195
[shouts and cheers]

328
00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:58,403
OK. I take it back.

329
00:13:58,436 --> 00:14:00,572
When I heard we'd be
arranging field trips,

330
00:14:00,605 --> 00:14:03,909
I knew right away I wanted
to take you all to my lab.

331
00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:05,344
I can think of
no better trip

332
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,279
than one through
the quantum field!

333
00:14:09,214 --> 00:14:11,183
I am referring to
time travel!

334
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:16,589
I've been working on a
temporal transportation device!

335
00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:20,960
A chair?

336
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,899
And 3, 4, 5.

337
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,333
Congratulations!

338
00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:30,636
You are now five
seconds into the future.

339
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:34,106
You see we are all
already time travelers!

340
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:35,007
Who's next?

341
00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:38,644
Uh now what?

342
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:42,014
Oh. I hadn't actually thought
that much beyond this.

343
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,215
[groan]

344
00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:46,618
[explosion]

345
00:14:46,651 --> 00:14:48,320
[choking]

346
00:14:48,353 --> 00:14:50,589
Ponies and other students!

347
00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:53,458
Welcome to the greatest and
most powerful field trip

348
00:14:53,491 --> 00:14:55,594
of your lives!

349
00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:57,429
Where Yona and
friends going?

350
00:14:57,462 --> 00:14:59,464
I am thrilled you asked.

351
00:14:59,497 --> 00:15:03,502
Because today we're not doing a
normal, old, boring field trip,

352
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,470
where you go somewhere.

353
00:15:05,503 --> 00:15:07,673
So not field trip.

354
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:08,807
Au contraire.

355
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,677
I could have easily taken
you to Froggy Bottom Bog.

356
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,947
But we don't need to leave
the comfort of the classroom

357
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,481
for our field trip.

358
00:15:16,514 --> 00:15:19,685
I can bring the
field trip to us!

359
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:21,153
[crash]

360
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:22,288
[shouts]

361
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,591
[cracking]

362
00:15:26,624 --> 00:15:29,528
[zapping]

363
00:15:32,697 --> 00:15:35,200
Trixie! What did you do?

364
00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:37,235
Well, I found the perfect
little patch of bog

365
00:15:37,268 --> 00:15:38,437
to teleport into
the school.

366
00:15:40,538 --> 00:15:42,708
I guess I just didn't
consider the possibility

367
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,944
that a hive of flash bees
might have nested there.

368
00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:51,583
[buzzing]

369
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:56,655
[screams]

370
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:02,694
Who told you bees to nest in
my patch of field trip bog!

371
00:16:02,727 --> 00:16:06,098
[zapping]

372
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,266
[screams]

373
00:16:08,299 --> 00:16:09,301
Trixie, go with
the students.

374
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:10,402
I'll handle
this!

375
00:16:10,435 --> 00:16:11,703
I was only trying
to give them

376
00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:13,138
an exceptional field
trip experience.

377
00:16:13,171 --> 00:16:14,406
which you have
to admit I did!

378
00:16:14,439 --> 00:16:15,674
[screams]

379
00:16:15,707 --> 00:16:16,775
We'll talk about
it later!

380
00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:18,477
♪♪

381
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:19,544
[zap]

382
00:16:19,577 --> 00:16:21,213
[explosion]

383
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,085
Um... Starlight?

384
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,087
Hey, there.

385
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,522
So um...
they're gone?

386
00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:32,024
Yes.

387
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,593
Nice. Teamwork.
Am I right?

388
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,062
Are you kidding?

389
00:16:37,095 --> 00:16:39,631
I don't know what team
you're on, but it isn't mine.

390
00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:41,500
This was a disaster.

391
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:42,734
It was dangerous!

392
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:46,805
I think the words you're looking
for are great and powerful.

393
00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:49,307
It wasn't even acceptable!

394
00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:52,044
You went from not taking it
seriously to blowing things

395
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:56,081
so out of proportion, you put
every creature in danger!

396
00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:58,350
And I wanted to work
with a friend so much,

397
00:16:58,383 --> 00:16:59,584
I ignored the fact

398
00:16:59,617 --> 00:17:01,686
that you would never
be right for the job!

399
00:17:01,719 --> 00:17:04,689
I'm confused. What
are you saying?

400
00:17:04,722 --> 00:17:07,793
I'm saying you'll
never be Vice-Headmare!

401
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:11,129
But, but, I thought you
created the position for me.

402
00:17:11,162 --> 00:17:12,597
Why would you think that?

403
00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:15,434
I created the position
because I need help,

404
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:19,371
but I can't think of any way
that you would ever help me!

405
00:17:19,404 --> 00:17:21,640
But Twilight's friends
always helped her.

406
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:24,643
Oh, that's because Twilight's
friends are competent.

407
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,478
They care about
what they're doing,

408
00:17:26,511 --> 00:17:28,213
and they know how
to do it!

409
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:32,517
Well, I guess I won't take
up any more of your time,

410
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,152
Headmare Starlight.

411
00:17:34,185 --> 00:17:37,289
♪♪

412
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:38,857
Starlight?

413
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:41,093
I just thought I'd check
in to see how the search

414
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,561
for a Vice-Headmare
was going.

415
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:44,430
[zap]

416
00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:46,631
A lot better now.

417
00:17:46,664 --> 00:17:48,500
OK.

418
00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:50,502
I really wanted
it to be a friend,

419
00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:53,839
so I ended up pushing aside
some pretty big signs

420
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:56,174
that it wasn't
gonna work out.

421
00:17:56,207 --> 00:17:58,610
Not everypony is
right for every job,

422
00:17:58,643 --> 00:18:01,213
but everypony has
something to contribute.

423
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,115
The trick is
figuring out what.

424
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,684
What if you and your
friend can't figure it out?

425
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:08,687
If you have a job to do, you
have to decide what's best

426
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,123
and be upfront and honest,
even if that means

427
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,158
you can't work with
a friend on it.

428
00:18:13,191 --> 00:18:17,729
So, I guess that means talking
to them at the beginning

429
00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:21,333
instead of stringing them along
until you get so frustrated

430
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:24,669
you totally lose it and say a
bunch of really awful things.

431
00:18:24,702 --> 00:18:25,704
Pretty much.

432
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:26,705
Oh!

433
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,442
[knock knock]

434
00:18:30,475 --> 00:18:31,910
Trixie!

435
00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:33,578
I know you're in there.

436
00:18:33,611 --> 00:18:34,847
Well, you're wrong!

437
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:41,186
I'm sorry for all
those things I said.

438
00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:43,522
I just really wanted
it to work out,

439
00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:46,158
even though I knew
it probably wouldn't.

440
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,193
I should have said
something sooner.

441
00:18:48,226 --> 00:18:50,462
Obviously, we can't
have what we want

442
00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:52,931
because I'm terrible
at everything

443
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:55,233
and could never
help you with anything.

444
00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:56,835
You aren't terrible.

445
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:59,271
And you have a lot
of great qualities.

446
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,840
Maybe not Vice-Headmare
qualities,

447
00:19:01,873 --> 00:19:04,776
but great and powerful
friend qualities.

448
00:19:07,912 --> 00:19:11,383
Well, you really stand by
the ponies you care about.

449
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:14,286
Gallus even said no creatures
ever stuck up for him

450
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,288
the way you did
with Grandpa Gruff.

451
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,292
It would have been nice to
run the school together,

452
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:24,496
but not everypony is
right for every job.

453
00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:28,533
I know how you take your
responsibilities seriously.

454
00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:33,471
And maybe I should have known
I wasn't exactly a perfect fit.

455
00:19:33,504 --> 00:19:36,341
If it makes you feel
any better, nopony was.

456
00:19:36,374 --> 00:19:37,742
What do you mean?

457
00:19:37,775 --> 00:19:41,213
Well, Dr. Hooves has decided to
go back to his experiments

458
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,381
and Octavia is worried the
responsibilities of

459
00:19:43,414 --> 00:19:46,885
Vice-Headmare will take too
much time away from her music.

460
00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:49,688
Maybe getting a Vice-Headmare
was a bad idea.

461
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,323
Starlight.

462
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,658
Obviously, you'd like some help,
and hiring a Vice-Headmare

463
00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:55,660
is a great idea.

464
00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:57,696
But who could it be?

465
00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:01,499
Well, you need somepony
who's responsible like you,

466
00:20:01,532 --> 00:20:04,769
and detail-oriented,
like Twilight.

467
00:20:04,802 --> 00:20:08,673
And smart, obviously, it
is a school after all.

468
00:20:08,706 --> 00:20:10,742
It would be nice if I
got along with them,

469
00:20:10,775 --> 00:20:13,712
since having it be a
friend can't work out.

470
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:14,913
Maybe it can.

471
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:17,349
[explosion]

472
00:20:18,683 --> 00:20:20,952
...and I knew as soon as
I read Trixie's scroll

473
00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:23,788
that it was the exact right
thing for me to do.

474
00:20:23,821 --> 00:20:26,458
But what about being
Flurry Heart's Crystaler?

475
00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:28,994
Well, honestly, now that
Flurry Heart's a little older,

476
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:30,829
there really isn't
much for me to do

477
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:33,265
outside of the occasional
tradition or festival.

478
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:36,034
And working at a school is what
I always thought I'd do,

479
00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:37,969
I mean, if you'll have me.

480
00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:39,537
Are you kidding?

481
00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:40,839
You're hired!

482
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,641
I had a feeling
this would work out.

483
00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:45,377
Oh, Trixie, thank
you so much.

484
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,579
Between being insightful
when I want to be

485
00:20:47,612 --> 00:20:50,649
and giving good advice
when I don't mean to,

486
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:53,351
I suppose I can be a
pretty good friend.

487
00:20:53,384 --> 00:20:55,287
More than that, actually.

488
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,289
You really did
give good advice,

489
00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:58,857
and you helped me talk
through the problem

490
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,925
of finding the right
pony for the job.

491
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:03,028
And we know you care
about the students.

492
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:06,364
Trixie the Great and
Powerful Advice Giver,

493
00:21:06,397 --> 00:21:09,668
Problem Talk Througher,
and Student Care Abouter!

494
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:11,736
I think I'll go
with friend.

495
00:21:11,769 --> 00:21:15,874
Friend is perfect, but there's a
position here at the school

496
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:18,343
you might be
right for too.

497
00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:20,478
What would you say to being
the School of Friendship's

498
00:21:20,511 --> 00:21:22,347
new student counselor?

499
00:21:24,615 --> 00:21:27,419
I'd say, this office needs
a bit of redecorating!

500
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,455
Potted plants
scream desperation.

501
00:21:30,788 --> 00:21:32,557
Phyllis! No!

