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♪♪

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<i> Applejack: The map
 is sending us WHERE?!</i>

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<i> Fluttershy: Las Pegasus?</i>

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But Las Pegasus is a
wild vacation spot.

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It's just one big party!

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All those lights and sounds,
not to mention the crowds!

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Oh! Just the thought
of it is overwhelming.

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I know Las Pegasus doesn't seem
like either of your cups of tea,

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but I have total faith you
wouldn't have been called

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unless you were the perfect
ponies for the job.

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Probably not as
bad as we think.

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It can't just be
a loud obnoxious party

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all the time... right?

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Uh, Applejack. It isn't
as bad as we thought.

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PARTY ALL NIGHT! WHOO-HOO!

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You're right.
It's worse!

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<i> ♪ [big band swing] ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My little pony,
 my little pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Aaaahhh ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ I used to wonder what
 friendship could be. ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Until you all shared
 its magic with me. ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Big adventure! ♪
 ♪ Tons of fun ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ A beautiful heart! ♪ ♪
 Faithful and strong! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Sharing kindness ♪
 ♪ it's an easy feat ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ And magic makes it
 all complete! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ To have my little pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Do you know you're all
 my very best friends? ♪</i>

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♪♪

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[loud music and chatter]

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[gasp]

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[loud music and chatter]

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Do you think the map could
be on the fritz again?

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I mean, this place seems a
lot more suited to Pinkie Pie

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or even Rainbow Dash.

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If Twilight trusts
the map then so do I.

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All we have to do is solve
our friendship problem

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and get back home.

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Of course, we have
to find it first.

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And make sure to experience
our signature show:

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Poné Fantastique!

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Trust me when I say you've
never seen anything like it!

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Unparalleled acrobatics,
unique animal antics!

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Your only regret will be that
you didn't see it sooner!

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And like everything at
this amazing, incredible,

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"I can't believe it
even exists" hotel,

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Poné Fantastique is
brought to you by the

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Chairpony of Kindness,
Gladmane himself!

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[swoons and shouts]

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Wow. This Gladmane
sure seems impressive.

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[southern gentleman voice] Well,
uh, it is a little embarrassin'.

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But the crowds seem to
like it, uh-huh-huh.

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Mr. Gladmane?

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Just Gladmane'll do.

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And it's a pleasure
to meet actual cohorts

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of the Princess
of Friendship!

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Thank you for coming.
Thank you very much.

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You know who we are?

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I'm what you might call a
friendship connoisseur,

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so naturally I'm familiar
with the friends of the great

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Twilight Sparkle!
Applejack, Fluttershy,

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it's an honor to have
you here, uh-huh-huh.

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I have to admit you're
not the type of pony

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I expected to find
in Las Pegasus.

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[laugh]

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My guests may be looking for
lights, music, and parties,

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but working hard
and making friends

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is how I turned this hotel
into what it is today.

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And how I plan to make it
even bigger. Uh-huh-huh.

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Uh, excuse me one second.

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Wise ponies may say the folks
that come here are customers,

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but I can't help
but thinkin'

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of each and every
one of you as friends.

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That's why there's a three-for-
one special on apple fritters

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in the cafe for the next
hour. Enjoy! Uh-huh-huh.

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[excited shouts]

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Would you two like to
take a tour of the place?

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I'm just about to
do my rounds

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and check on my
friends who work here.

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We do have a friendship
problem to find.

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Lead the way, Mr. Gladmane.

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Just Gladmane,
now, you hear?

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AH! Gladmane! You're just in
time to see my newest move!

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New moves or not, I'm glad
to have a star like you

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working for me,
I'll-tell-you-what.

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Oh, don't make me
blush. Now watch this!

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♪♪

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Stellar, ah-huh-huh!

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[French accent] Oh-oh, Monsieur
Gladmane himself is here.

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Let's run through
the whole routine!

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Now, don't make a
fuss for ol' me.

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I'm just gonna keep on giving
a tour to my new friends,

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Applejack and Fluttershy.

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Hi.

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Howdy.

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If this pony
calls you friend,

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you're welcome
backstage anytime.

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I owe him my
entire career.

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Oh shucks. Well, let's leave
the artists to their work.

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Doesn't look like there's any
friendship problems here.

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I've never seen a pink
prairie dog before.

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I like the folks
that come here

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to have a unique
experience, uh-huh-huh.

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[German accent] And
we love him for it.

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With Gladmane's help,

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we've been able to take care
of all these little guys.

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Now this place is
overwhelming in a good way.

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Oh, glad you like it.

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[ahem] Fluttershy?

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Hmm? Oh, um. Coming.

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There doesn't seem
to be anything wrong

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around here at all.

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I figured looking for
a friendship problem

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in Las Pegasus would be like
trying to find a needle

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in a stack of needles,

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but everypony seems to be
getting along just fine.

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<i> Ladies and gentleponies,</i>

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<i> despite what my
 competition might say,</i>

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<i> I know you've come to this
 fair city to be entertained,</i>

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and I assure you

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there is nothing more
entertaining than the

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astounding acrobatics in
Gladmane's Poné Fantastique!

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Oh, I suppose that might be true
if it weren't for the existence,

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and far superiorly
entertaining presence,

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of the show-stopping
exotic animal act

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that Poné Fantastique includes!

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Those voices
sound familiar.

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They sure do.

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Flim and Flam.

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Why, I won't even dignify that
assertion with a response,

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except to say that if you were
to consider buying your tickets

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from me, I might consider
offering them to you

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at a substantial discount.

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I have always thought
you get what you pay for

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and in my humble opinion,

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these tickets are a
value at twice the price!

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Don't let this price-gouging
charlatan take you for a ride!

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[gasp] Charlatan!?
How dare you?!

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Ha! How dare I?

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Yes, how dare you.

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I call them
like I see them

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[mumbled arguing]

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Well, they certainly don't
seem to be getting along.

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[gasp] You don't suppose we've
been brought here to help them?

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Absolutely not!

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[arguing]

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I know you and the rest
of the Apple Family

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have had your issues with
Flim and Flam in the past,

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but they're definitely
having trouble

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and solving a friendship
problem is important,

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no matter who's
having it.

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Well, of course
that's true.

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For anypony but them!

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I'm sorry you had to see
that. I don't know why,

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but those two've been fightin'
ever since they got here.

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I thought giving them
these jobs might help,

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but I guess it just
made matters worse.

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Trust me; I know
those ponies

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and you're better off
with them apart.

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The two of them together
will cheat the hooves

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right out from under you.

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I suppose you're right.
Flim's such a showpony

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and Flam has such a
head for business.

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Why, if they ever
did work together,

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they'd be runnin' this
place in two shakes.

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Speaking of which, I
better get back to work.

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Y'all enjoy your
stay now, ya hear?

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I'm pretty sure we should
help Flim and Flam.

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And I'm pretty sure there's
another friendship problem here

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and I'm gonna search this resort
top to bottom till I find it.

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[sigh]

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I hope you didn't travel
all the way from Ponyville

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to try to get me to reconcile
with my no-account brother!

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Brother? I don't believe
I have one of those.

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Oh, I already know
what he thinks of me,

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all show and
no substance.

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Well, if he's so smart,
he should have no trouble

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becoming a big
success on his own!

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Why, he's the greatest salespony
that ever lived, of course!

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Just ask him; he'll
tell you all about it!

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I'm sure you could work
out your differences

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if you just sat down and
talked to each other.

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I'm never speaking
to that pony again!

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[sigh]

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[loud music and
rattling machines]

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<i> NO! You are
 ruining my show!</i>

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It isn't just your show
and I'm improving it!

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You don't pull a rabbit
out of a hat on a trapeze!

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That's the point!
To give the audience

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something they've never seen
before: acrobatic magic!

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<i> ♪ TA DA. ♪</i>

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It's called "blending
genres" and it's AWESOME!

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Shouldn't somepony do something?

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Ha! They've been doing this
since they started working here.

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Too bad, really. If they ever
stopped shouting at each other,

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we could take the show on tour.

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They'd be way more successful
than staying at Gladmane's.

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Now, that sounds like a
real friendship problem!

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Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!

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<i> Stop! What are
 you doing?</i>

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It's supposed to be a
Pink Prairie Dog Pyramid.

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It's alliterative!

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You said a tower! Why do you
keep changing everything?!

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I'm not changing anything.
You said pyramid!

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ARGHHH! You are
driving me crazy!

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I thought you
two got along.

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We used to.

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But we just can't seem to
agree on anything anymore.

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We used to perform
all over Equestria,

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but if we can't
agree on a new act,

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we might as well stay
at Gladmane's forever.

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[knock knock]

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Two friendship problems in the
same theater? Now we're talking!

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If you count Flim and Flam,

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that's three big friendship
problems all in the same place.

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Well, I don't
count Flim and Flam

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since those two not being
friends isn't a problem.

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It certainly isn't
for Gladmane.

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It sounds like he's better
off with them fighting.

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Actually, the other
ponies' problems

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seem to be good
for Gladmane too.

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Both the trapeze show and the
animal act would be better off

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if they left, but everypony is
so busy arguing that they can't.

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Do you think he knows?

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I don't know. But I'm starting
to think we should find out.

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Of course, Gladmane wants
everypony to get along!

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He's the nicest, most
genuine pony I've ever met.

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Did the director
put you up to this?

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[whispering noises]

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I tell you, if Gladmane
is your friend,

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you are welcome backstage,

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but if you are speaking
of him poorly, you leave!

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Gladmane is the
kindest, most gentle...

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...most compassionate
pony I've ever known.

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My problem is with him!

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I just can't figure it.

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The only pony who benefits from
all this feudin' is Gladmane,

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00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,343
but by all accounts
he's the best friend

240
00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:53,278
any of these
ponies have.

241
00:11:53,311 --> 00:11:56,882
Well, Bernard, that adorable
bunny from the acrobat's hat,

242
00:11:56,915 --> 00:12:00,185
claims that every morning,
Gladmane tells the director

243
00:12:00,218 --> 00:12:02,254
that the star wants
control of the show.

244
00:12:02,287 --> 00:12:04,389
And every afternoon
tells the star

245
00:12:04,422 --> 00:12:09,128
that the director wants to get
rid of her. But neither is true.

246
00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:12,498
And the Flying Prairinos,
the Pink Prairie Dog family,

247
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,833
say Gladmane keeps
changing their act

248
00:12:14,866 --> 00:12:17,436
to make each trainer think
the other is doing it.

249
00:12:17,469 --> 00:12:20,038
So, all his talk
about friendship

250
00:12:20,071 --> 00:12:22,141
is just a load of
apple sauce.

251
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:24,910
He's gettin' them all to fight
with each other on purpose!

252
00:12:24,943 --> 00:12:28,313
But how can we get everypony to
believe that's what he's doing?

253
00:12:28,346 --> 00:12:31,450
There must be a way to trick
him into telling the truth.

254
00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:33,786
Gee, if only
there was a pony

255
00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:36,155
who knew how to
trick a trickster.

256
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:40,225
[shouted argument]

257
00:12:40,258 --> 00:12:43,529
Or maybe, a pair
of ponies.

258
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:47,466
[sigh]. Fine. I guess bringing
Flim and Flam back together

259
00:12:47,499 --> 00:12:50,069
might be why we're
here. Maybe.

260
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:58,243
Sorry if I don't take the word
of some pony off the street.

261
00:12:58,276 --> 00:13:01,547
Even if that street
is in Ponyville.

262
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:04,383
But Gladmane is behind so many
other friendship problems,

263
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:07,352
how can you be sure he
isn't the cause of yours?

264
00:13:07,385 --> 00:13:11,824
Because the only problem I
have is standing right there.

265
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,959
Same here, buster.

266
00:13:13,992 --> 00:13:16,461
Do either of you even know
what you're fighting over?

267
00:13:16,494 --> 00:13:19,064
Gladmane let me know
that ex-brother of mine

268
00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:22,601
thinks I'm just a mouthpiece
without a single good idea.

269
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:26,371
Gladmane assured me this
former, fraternal foal here

270
00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:29,608
thinks I couldn't sell
heat lamps to yaks.

271
00:13:29,641 --> 00:13:32,444
Sounds to me like neither
of you said those things.

272
00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:34,847
Why'd you believe Gladmane
when he said you did?

273
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,415
Why would he lie?

274
00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:38,851
Because he's afraid that
the two of you together

275
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:41,353
could move in and
take over his resort.

276
00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:43,322
And if I'm telling
you he said it,

277
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,958
you know it's the
absolute truth because...

278
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,527
You never lie!

279
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:52,965
Oh, brother of mine, I think
it's time for a little payback.

280
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,466
The "Canterlot Two-step?"

281
00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:57,436
We don't have the chickens. How
about the "Baltimare Flare"?

282
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:59,504
Uh, my flare isn't
what it used to be.

283
00:13:59,537 --> 00:14:01,173
[Gladmane over loudspeaker]
Listen here, y'all.

284
00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:02,975
If you're a friend of
mine, you're entitled

285
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,576
to a free night's stay.

286
00:14:04,609 --> 00:14:07,946
And everypony here's a
friend of mine! Thank you.

287
00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:09,448
Thank you very much.

288
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,149
Are you thinking
what I am?

289
00:14:11,182 --> 00:14:13,018
The "High
Roller Hustle"!

290
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,154
The what now?

291
00:14:16,187 --> 00:14:18,624
Trust us, when we're done,
there won't be a pony in town

292
00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:20,459
who doesn't know the
Applejackiest truth

293
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,327
about Gladmane.

294
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:25,130
That is, assuming you
two are willing to help.

295
00:14:25,163 --> 00:14:27,165
What size gown
do you wear?

296
00:14:27,198 --> 00:14:32,371
[excited murmurs]

297
00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:34,339
What's all the fuss, now?

298
00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:38,510
It's the grand-matriarch of the
Rich family, Impossibly Rich.

299
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:41,580
She's one of the wealthiest
ponies in Equestria.

300
00:14:41,613 --> 00:14:44,182
Well, why didn't
somepony tell me?

301
00:14:44,215 --> 00:14:48,320
You know how I like to give
VIP guests my personal touch.

302
00:14:48,353 --> 00:14:51,089
Well, she's not
exactly a guest.

303
00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:53,992
Word is she's planning
a resort of her own.

304
00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:57,262
I think she's here to
scout the competition.

305
00:14:57,295 --> 00:14:59,698
Oh, really?

306
00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:02,701
And with her bits, she could
take over the whole strip,

307
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:05,137
hire away anypony
she wants.

308
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,505
[snarl]

309
00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:09,041
Not me, of course.
I love it here.

310
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:12,044
My good-for-nothing
brother on the other hoof.

311
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:16,715
Pfft. Impossibly Rich! What
an honor it is to have you

312
00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:19,251
at my humble
five-hoof resort!

313
00:15:19,284 --> 00:15:21,520
I'm sure Flam has
done an excellent job

314
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:24,056
showing you around,
but nothing could beat

315
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:28,060
a personalized tour from The
Mane himself! Ah-huh-huh?

316
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,295
[whispering]

317
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:33,432
You'll have to excuse Ms.
Rich, she saves the energy

318
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:35,334
other ponies spend talking
out loud and uses it

319
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,302
to make more money.

320
00:15:37,335 --> 00:15:39,104
[whispers]

321
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:43,475
She'd love a personal tour,
say, in uh, about an hour?

322
00:15:43,508 --> 00:15:46,178
Well, that sounds
right pleasant.

323
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:48,714
And if you can break
away for a moment, Flam,

324
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:51,984
I'd love to see you in my
office so I can get ready.

325
00:15:56,721 --> 00:15:59,558
Are all of you sure
this is a good idea?

326
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:01,293
Abso-tively!

327
00:16:01,326 --> 00:16:04,529
Gladmane is one fish
that's hooked but good.

328
00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:06,498
I sure hope you two
know what you're doing.

329
00:16:06,531 --> 00:16:08,300
Oh don't you worry.

330
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:11,103
When it comes to throwing
ponies off their game...

331
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,505
...no two ponies do
it better than us.

332
00:16:13,538 --> 00:16:15,207
I can't argue with that.

333
00:16:19,544 --> 00:16:22,481
Hey there boss, Impossibly
Rich is just about ready

334
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:25,584
for that tour. So what did
you wanna see me about?

335
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,687
Actually, there's something
I want you to see.

336
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:33,592
The grand plan: Every hotel on
the strip as amazin' as this one

337
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,794
and every one of them mine.

338
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,462
[admiring whistle]

339
00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:42,034
And all it'll take is a little
salesponyship. Like this.

340
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,336
Hey there, friends, ah-huh-huh!

341
00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:46,638
If you think my
resort is fantastic,

342
00:16:46,671 --> 00:16:50,208
wait till you see
Poné Fantastique.

343
00:16:50,241 --> 00:16:53,712
Tickets are on sale now.
Two for the price of one.

344
00:16:53,745 --> 00:16:57,082
Thank you. Thank
you very much.

345
00:16:57,115 --> 00:16:59,217
Now I know Impossibly
Rich has probably

346
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,187
made you a tempting offer
to come work for her.

347
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:04,689
Well, now that
you mention it...

348
00:17:04,722 --> 00:17:08,226
And as your friend, I'd
never tell you what to do,

349
00:17:08,259 --> 00:17:10,662
but no pony is gonna stand
in the way of my plans,

350
00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:12,597
no matter how rich she is.

351
00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:15,767
And I sure wouldn't want you
to end up on the losing side.

352
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,136
Think you might
consider staying here?

353
00:17:18,169 --> 00:17:19,337
Yeah.

354
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:20,773
Well, all right, then.

355
00:17:24,809 --> 00:17:25,711
They're coming!

356
00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:32,150
And last, but not least, Ms.
Rich, the jewel in my crown.

357
00:17:32,183 --> 00:17:34,553
[whispers]

358
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:37,689
Impossibly wants you to
know she's very impressed.

359
00:17:37,722 --> 00:17:39,491
But doesn't think
you can keep a resort

360
00:17:39,524 --> 00:17:41,560
of this calibre
going for long.

361
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,528
Oh, and why is that?

362
00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:45,697
[whispers]

363
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:48,567
Because you've got the best
talent in the industry.

364
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:53,138
What stops them from just
leaving to join any competitor?

365
00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:56,108
[laugh] Well, you see,
I have a trick for that,

366
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,310
I must confess, ah-huh-huh.

367
00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:02,347
And it all has to do with
how I handle my employees.

368
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:03,482
And how is that?

369
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:08,386
Well... LIKE FRIENDS, of course!

370
00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:10,822
And I treat every
one of my employees

371
00:18:10,855 --> 00:18:13,291
with the kindness
they deserve!

372
00:18:13,324 --> 00:18:16,661
Oh. That's it?
THAT'S your secret?

373
00:18:16,694 --> 00:18:19,498
There's nothing else?

374
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:22,367
Nope. Just friendship.

375
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,470
But you know all about
friendship, don't you...

376
00:18:25,503 --> 00:18:27,372
FLUTTERSHY?

377
00:18:27,405 --> 00:18:30,275
You knew the whole time?

378
00:18:30,308 --> 00:18:35,481
Never try to con a con-pony!
Uh-huh-huh! [mocking laughter]

379
00:18:40,952 --> 00:18:43,488
I'd have thought you'd
hit the road by now.

380
00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:45,690
Whether we were able
to fool you or not,

381
00:18:45,723 --> 00:18:48,493
you can't just go on keeping
ponies from getting along.

382
00:18:48,526 --> 00:18:51,196
It's just mean!

383
00:18:51,229 --> 00:18:54,432
Now maybe it is, but it's
a meanness that works,

384
00:18:54,465 --> 00:18:57,736
unlike your pathetic
little ploy.

385
00:18:57,769 --> 00:19:01,573
I practically invented
the "High Roller Hustle."

386
00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:03,875
But I suppose I
should be impressed.

387
00:19:03,908 --> 00:19:05,911
You're the only ponies to
ever figure out the secret

388
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,646
to my success.

389
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:10,448
It takes a lot of work
keepin' everypony fightin',

390
00:19:10,481 --> 00:19:13,552
but as long as I keep 'em
convinced I'm their only friend,

391
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:17,389
all of Las Pegasus will be mine.

392
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:20,592
Oh, you can't trick a confession
out of a pony like me.

393
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:23,328
I am always one step ahead.

394
00:19:23,361 --> 00:19:25,597
Well, you better
check your hooves.

395
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:27,833
Because... you've just
stepped in a confession.

396
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:32,370
Oh no. Oh no. Wait, wait.

397
00:19:32,403 --> 00:19:34,306
Did that sound OK?

398
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,675
Never better!

399
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:39,244
Flim and Flam told us
you'd see right through

400
00:19:39,277 --> 00:19:41,846
the fake rich pony bit.
And that once you did,

401
00:19:41,879 --> 00:19:44,449
you wouldn't be able to
resist gloating about it.

402
00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:46,685
This was all part of the plan.

403
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:51,223
Oh now, now friends! Listen
I can explain everything!

404
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:53,425
I think you've done
enough of that.

405
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,660
Darling?

406
00:19:56,394 --> 00:20:00,398
Oh! I cannot believe we let him
almost ruin our friendship.

407
00:20:00,431 --> 00:20:03,468
And our act. Good luck
finding another one.

408
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:09,507
Wait! No! Y'all COME BACK!
C'mon I'm gonna be ruined!

409
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:14,012
This is Gladmane, y'all!
C'mon you can't do this!

410
00:20:14,045 --> 00:20:16,515
Gladmane has left
the building!

411
00:20:18,716 --> 00:20:21,286
[crash]

412
00:20:21,319 --> 00:20:23,288
I guess the map wasn't
on the fritz after all.

413
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:27,892
If it weren't for your
history with Flim and Flam,

414
00:20:27,925 --> 00:20:30,028
you never would have be
so determined to find

415
00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:31,262
somepony else to help

416
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:34,332
and we never would have found
out what Gladmane was doing.

417
00:20:34,365 --> 00:20:36,601
And if it weren't for you
wanting to show even those

418
00:20:36,634 --> 00:20:38,370
two con ponies kindness,

419
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,539
we never would have been
able to trick the trickster.

420
00:20:41,572 --> 00:20:43,575
It must've felt pretty
nice to finally put

421
00:20:43,608 --> 00:20:46,811
all your connivin' and
cheatin' skills to good use.

422
00:20:46,844 --> 00:20:48,713
In fact, we like to think of it

423
00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:51,516
as a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.

424
00:20:51,549 --> 00:20:53,585
Emphasis on the "once."

425
00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:56,988
What do you mean?

426
00:20:57,021 --> 00:21:00,492
While this establishment
undergoes a slight change

427
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:03,628
in management, my brother
and I want to assure you

428
00:21:03,661 --> 00:21:06,931
that it remains the pinnacle
of Las Pegasus entertainment.

429
00:21:06,964 --> 00:21:10,535
Which is why we invite
each and every one of you

430
00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:15,340
to experience the wonder of
the Poné Fantastique Theater

431
00:21:15,373 --> 00:21:18,410
at half the normal
cost of admission.

432
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,712
And, while you're appreciating
this historic venue,

433
00:21:20,745 --> 00:21:22,781
totally devoid of
performers of any kind,

434
00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:25,617
we invite you to use the wonder
of your own imaginations

435
00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:28,987
to fill the space at
no additional charge!

436
00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:32,024
[excited chatter]

437
00:21:34,992 --> 00:21:37,529
<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

438
00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:41,767
<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

439
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,546
<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

440
00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:58,583
<i> ♪ friends ♪</i>

