It's not easy wasting wasting so much of your time
spending all day on muh 4chan
arguing with all the underage banned
about which waifu is best this time
but I smell a shitstorm comin'
grin and bear it or start runnin

I'm not a sperger in life
I only play one at night
this show's important to me
but I've had some doubts come lately

>chorus 1
I can't decide
If I should watch season 5
Oh it'll prob'bly have its moments
What if it just makes me cry?
"Celest-yuh why?"
My heart feels dead inside
Relief only muh pones provide
Lock the door, swallow muh pride
I'm goin' for a ride...

It's a bitch when Flash steals all of your waifus
We're just trolling on /mlp,
But Meghan's lies are on EqD.
Equestria Girls, they don't like you,
We post about it, you're replyin'
We get drunk while you're still tryin'

I can't take much more of this
But neither can I resist
And if it rustles jimmies
At least you're bitchin' with me

>chorus 2
I can't decide
If I should watch Season 5
Oh the quality's worse than ever
And it makes poor Lauren cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
The show's sucked since they ruined Twi
But those ponies fill my mind
I can't get off the ride

Oh I could learn to write or draw
And leave my audience in awe
I won't deny our shit gets ten points outta ten
Soon hiatus will finally [fine-lee] end
So I can start it all again
Next season when it begins
That's why

>chorus 1
I can't decide
If I should watch season 5
Oh it'll prob'bly have its moments
Most of it will make me cry
'Oh my God, why?'
Our hearts feel dead inside,
Relief only our pones provide,
Lock the door, swallow our pride
We'll never leave the ride...