>Day you better run bitch  Equestria.
>It's the 1 year anniversary of when the writefags arrived in Equestria.
>Everyone had come to like them, and they were accepted almost everywhere.
>They all lived in a large 2 story house overlooking P0nyville.
>Today, instead of bein out and about, they had all assembled outside the house for the ceremony.

>You are now picklehead42.
>It was early in the morning, and you, along with all the other writefags, had congregated outside the house.
>You all were wearing black suits with a blood red tie, and were listening to Slasher explain the rules.
>"Today is the day where we decide who is the best writer." he announced.
>"This will test all of us, and the victor will be crowned the best writefag."
>You're scared shitless, but interested.
Maybe I could be the best!
>"The rules are this; don't get raped. Last man standing wins."
>Wait, what?
>Before anyone can react, he turns towards Everfree Forest, and yells "Fluttershy! We all want to tell you our fetish!"
>You here a loud, echoing "squee", and a rumbling.
>Hey stupid. This is brain.
Yes brain?
>Run bitch.
Oh yeah.
>You all simultaneously turn, and book it for P0nyville.
>As your jog into town, you hope that your not the first to be
>Fucking Fluttershy.

>You reach p0nyville, and walk through the streets, looking for somewhere to hide.
>You know that time is of the essence, and that Fluttershy will be there soon, but all the good spots are taken.
>Raritan took the boutique, Jibber stayed with Lyra, Based God Anon took Pinky, and you saw Disc hop a train towards Canterlot.
>You grab a bench, and think.
Where do I hide? Everyone grabbed their favorite p0nies...
>A light bulb goes off and you jump up.
Derpy! She'll hide me!
>You race off to the post office, and hope she's still there.
>You arrive at Derpy's place, and rush inside.
>You know Fluttershy getting closer, as your jimmies were becoming rustled.
>Derpy is sitting behind the counter, munching on a muffin, and sorting through some mail.
"Hey Derpy! Is it cool if I hang out for a while?"
>She smiles, and says "Sure pickles!"

>You hop over the counter, and peer over Derpy's shoulder.
>Chick has got a lot of mail to sort through.
"Anything I can do to help?"
>She picks up half the stack, and says "Could your sort these?"
>You pick them up, and begin to alphabetize them.
>Yellowquiet passes by, but ignores the ship entirely.
>After an hour or so, you both had finished sorting, and had retreated to her house on the 2nd floor.
>She kept her house clean. It was a small, 1 bedroom 1 kitchen house, but it was cozy.
>You and Derpy and sitting on opposite ends of a couch in the living room, chatting about the ongoing political crises in the Crystal Empire.
>Her hair is let loose, and her eyes aren't crossed. She says it's so that she doesn't have to pay more on her taxes.
>Morethatmeetstheeye.jpg

>"...and that's why King Sombra is better off dead."
"Huh. I never thought about it like that. Anyways, thanks did letting me chill here. Me and the guys are playing a game."
>"Oh! Is that why you're wearing that suit?" she ask.
>"Yes. We're playing...uh...hide and seek! We're all in on it."
>She scoots a bit closer, and says "Interesting. You know, that suit does look good on you."
>You gulp, and pull on your collar, blushing a bit.
>Derpy is your favorite pony, but your hiding from QuietRape. Is now really the time?
>This is penis. Let me take over.
I don't know, what if Fluttershy catches us with our pants down?
>"Now, about the help you gave me earlier. I don't seem to have the bits to pay you. I just can't find the bits! Is there" she scoot even closer, her nose inches from yours, "any other way I can pay you?"
>Shit for brains.
Yes penis?
>Requesting immediate take over.
Request accepted.
>You lean in and kiss her.
>Her soft lips pressed against yours, your tongues intertwined.
>You pull apart, a strand of saliva connecting you.
"We have to be quiet. I cant be caught."
>With lust in her eyes, she leads you to her bedroom.
>"Fat chance." she says, and pushes you onto her bed.
>She straddles your hips, and goes for another kiss.
>"Lets have some fun."

>You are now Fluttershy.
>Some humans had arrived some time ago, and you had immediately notice how attractive they were.
>You had tried to show them your feelings, but all they did was reject you.
>You new they loved her, you just had to find their fetishes.
>When you had heard Mr. Slasher say he wanted to tell you something, you were so happy.
"Today's the day they'll love me!"
>You had flown to their house as fast as possible, but had found no one.
>you flutter down to p0nyville, and ask around to see if they were here.
>Berry Punch drunkly explains how they were scattered about, and how one of them had said something about "playing hide and seek."
>You checked Twilights Tree, and Mayor Mares house, but found no one.
>You sat dejectedly in town square, wondering what to do.
Maybe I should make a list. It always works when Twilight does it.
>You pull pull out a piece of paper and pen, and write ;
"My Little Love List"
1. Slasher
2. Based God Anon
3. Disc Ward
4. Raritan
5. picklehead42
>This will work.
>You set off towards the post office, in search of picklehead.

>You are now picklehead42, and your having the most fun you've had in a while.
>"Yes! Harder!" she yells out as your thrust deeper into her ass.
>You had started off quietly, but everything had escalated so quickly, you threw caution to the wind.
>Her ass clenched around your dick, her insides milking you.
>Your member is like a piston, your thrusting as fast as possible.
>"Oh god! I'm gonna.... I'm gonna!"
>Her ass clenches down on you as she cums wildly. She had already orgasmed three times, so you new she was out for the count.
>As you lay beside her, panting, you here her bedroom door creak open.
>You sit up, but see nothing.
"Strange..."
>Derpy mumbles "It's nothing. Just cuddle with me."
>You lay back down, and wrap your arms around her. She sighs contentedly.
>You begin to drift off to sleep, when you hear a quiet flap of wings.
>Your heart rate explodes as your mind realizes who it is.
"Oh shit!"

>You bolt up, and sprint out of the room, towards the door.
>There she was, her rapeface in full rape mode.
>You hook a right through her kitchen, and spy a window overlooking the street.
>You sprint forwards, and bring up your shoulder.
"This is gonna hurt!"
>You burst through, and hurtle towards the ground.
>You hit the ground with a thud, and feel shards of glass enter your skin.
>You groan, and slowly stand up, and lean against the side of her house.
"God...damn that hurt."
>You shuffle off towards the street, and attempt to pull some of the glass out of your shoulder.
>You stumble over to a bench, and slump over.
>You hear a soft flapping of wings as you fade into unconsciousness.
>Before you go, you mutter
"Guess I lost."
End of part 1.