1. 2. >dear diary, day thirty two 3. >things have.....changed to say the least 4. >me and rainbow moved to a new house near the center of town 5. >since our old one burned down 6. >mysteriously 7. >we were also tied to the bed while we were sleeping when it was burning 8. >how odd 9. >our new house has a keypad that ponies can use 10. >the code changes weekly 11. >it also has three keys locks 12. >security cameras (inside and outside) 13. >and motion sensors 14. >yet today I still woke up to find my laundry missing 15. >so things are pretty much back to normal 16. 17. >dear diary, day thirty three 18. >things just got....complicated 19. >apparently fluttershy has recruited some help 20. >a certain trio of 'blank flanks' are helping her in search of cutie marks 21. >what's appleblooms mark honna be, a pair of handcuffs? 22. >well anyway, I told scootaloo that what she was doing was wrong and if I could speak to her parents 23. >she ran off crying after that for some reason 24. >the other two haven't shown up yet, but they will I'm guessing 25. >I also found a hidden camera in my clothes drawer today 26. >I don't even know they had cameras here 27. 28. >dear diary, day thirty three 29. >applebloom and sweetie belle are better at this than scootaloo 30. >scootaloo just tried to throw a butterfly net over me 31. >I don't know where her plan went after that 32. >I was gardening out front when 33. There he is! 34. Git 'Im! 35. What the blueberry fu- 36. >applebloom lassos my legs 37. >sweetie bell handcuffed my hands 38. >they both ductape my mouth and eyes 39. >my fucking eyes. 40. >fuck it hurts 41. >they start to drag me by my hands 42. >a few minutes go by 43. What are you guys doing? 44. >spike 45. We're, ah, practicing for the next rodeo 46. It doesn't look like- 47. Spike, rarity says she wanted to see you. Something about true love- 48. >spike don't believe the marshmallow! 49. Okthanksbye! 50. >dammit you purple piece of shit 51. 52. >so diary, applebloom and marshmallow where dragging me to fluttershys cottage 53. >its pretty sad when two toddlers can do a better job then a full grown mare 54. >then again its sad when two toddlers captured me in the first place 55. >you stop being dragged and are lying on cold cobblestone. 56. >you hear a hoof knock on a door 57. >you hear Appleblooms southern drawl 58. Fluttershy, we got yer here human. 59. >Fluttershy opens the door 60. good jobs girls. 61. Hey applebloom, did we get our cutie marks 62. >Yeah, theyre a jailcell and dropped soap 63. naw, we didnt. aw well, lets go. See ya Fluttershy! 64. Bye girls. And hello Anon. 65. >fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk! 66. 67. >I feel the strain on my hands highten. 68. >Im hanging from the chain between my handcuffs 69. >fluttershy rips the ductape off my eyes 70. >remind me to fucking punch her once i inevitably get out of this 71. sorry anon, but i want you to see everything 72. >really, you cant fuck me with my eyes closed? 73. >you look around 74. >in her cottage bedroom 75. >again 76. >hey theres my laundry! 77. >why is it all wet? 78. >oh 79. >eww 80. >Now i have to go to marshmallows bitch sister to get new clothes 81. >speaking of which, remind me to punch spike 82. fluttershy un-lassos my feet 83. >you kick her in the stomach the minute theyre untied 84. >she starts crying a few feet away, where she landed 85. why are you so mean to me? 86. >ugh just fail at raping me and lets get it over without the waterworks 87. fine, two can play that game 88. >what 89. >a hoof comes flying at my eyes 90. >no not the eyes again 91. >you pass out 92. 93. >You wake up 94. >no clothes 95. >you feel a breeze 96. >wait, what? 97. >you look around 98. >Your on top of your house in the center of ponyville 99. >on the roof, on the center of the roof 100. >fluttershy hovers in the air near you, a gas mask on 101. how nice of you to join us? 102. >mouth is not ductaped anymore 103. us? 104. yes. down on the ground, all of ponyvilles mares are waiting 105. waiting for what? 106. you. you see, Anon, i've realized, i'll never get to have you. you or rainbowdash will always outsmart me. so i've decided that if I can't have you, nop0ny can. I created a airborne virus that makes every mare it affects go into heat. Sever heat. 107. >fuck. 108. They've already searched the town for all colts. Big Mac died about an hour ago from the pressure of hundreds of mares piling on top of him. Hoity Toity barely got out alive. Spike finally got his wish. Rarity locked the door and still has him all to herself. 109. >well at least spikes having fun. 110. The whole elementary school and miss cherilee crushed featherweight. Now everyp0nys searching for you. 111. How have the pegasus ponys not spotted us yet? 112. Very good question Anon. A side effect of the virus is the pegasus' wings get so stiff they cant fly. and a unicorns horn will stop working. Now, if there ar'nt anymore questions..... 113. >Fuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 114. >Fluttershy drags you by handcuffed hands to the edge of the roof. 115. >You hear 116. There he is! 117. Get him 118. >and you here a lot of moaning 119. >you can almost feel the heat of the crowd of mares from two storys up 120. Any last words to your precious rainbowdash? 121. >You look down, and see rainbow drooling at you in between Twilight and Applejack 122. Rainbow , I love you. 123. >Fluttershy pushes you off the edge of your house 124. 125. >you grab hold of fluttershys mask as you fall 126. >The rubber straps snap and the mask comes off 127. >the force of this causes fluttershy to fall headfirst into the sea of mares 128. >she cant fly because her wings are now stiff from the virus 129. >you grab the gutter and climb back on to the roof 130. >well that escalated quickly 131. >so now your trapped on your roof, but at least no flying or magic can be done 132. >You here a weird sound, and then a green flame burst appears and a note pops out of the flames. 133. >It reads as such : Anon, the virus loses effect after you have sex with the mare 134. -Spike 135. >So the only way to get ponyville back to normal is to................. 136. >You you climb into your house through a second story window. 137. >get your ladder 138. >go back on the roof 139. >Set down the ladder and have one pony climb up before hastily pulling it back up. 140. >Technically get raped one by one. 141. The end for now 142. 143. >dear diary, day thirty five 144. >things are almost back to normal 145. >after everyp0ny came down off their heat-high, they remembered what happened. 146. >i made a lot of new *ahem* friends 147. >Rainbowdash was mad at first. then she decided that it was for the good of everyone 148. >Fluttershy was convicted as a terrorist and charged with the murders of Big Macintosh and Featherweight. 149. >She would have been charged with the rape of Spike, but its not rape if you like it. 150. >According to Equestria laws, as the victim< I got to decide Yellow Quiets punishment. 151. >Life in solitary confinement. 152. >I decided to not say anything about the cutie mark criminals 153. >The apple family had already gone through enough 154. >though to be fair, if Applebloom hadn't done since a good job at kidnapping me, her brother would still be alive 155. >Just sayin Diary 156. 157. >dear diary, day thirty seven 158. >i thought once fluttershy was gone my trying to be raped days were over 159. >apparently not 160. >apparently after failing the first time at trying, in combination with wanting to be just like rainbowdash, scootaloo wants to have sex with me 161. >well, she wants to rape me actually 162. >me and dash were.....being intimate....and she walked in on us 163. >apparently she visited fluttershy and now knows how to get into my house 164. >...........great.......... 165. >so anyway she walked in on us and we just kicked her out. 166. >but then when we woke up the next morning she was sitting at the end of our bed. 167. >just watching us sleep. 168. >not really a rape attempt but still creepy 169. >but the worst happened later that day 170. >i walked into the bathroom and got undressed for my shower. 171. >and there was a hole in the wall and a crowd of school fillys crowding around to peek in 172. >WTF!? 173. >i hope scootaloo doesn't get any better at this 174. 175. >Dear diary, day forty 176. >Scootaloo hasn't been around alot until today 177. >i woke up to find myself tied loosely to a wall 178. >dash was nowhere to be found 179. >i try to struggle my way out of the ropes 180. >they arn't tied well at all 181. >Get out right as scootaloo walks in 182. well anon, its time to-oh 183. >she hangs her head 184. I'll just go now 185. Scootaloo, wait 186. Yeah? 187. Why do you keep trying to rape me? 188. Because Rainbowdash gets to and shes so cool, and maybe ill get my cutie mark, and i failed that one time fluttershy told me too and- 189. Do you know what rape even is? 190. No. i was gonna ask you once you were tied up 191. Remember when you walked in on me and Rainbowdash 192. Yeah 193. Thats what rape is. except rape is when one person is being forced to unwillingly 194. Oh. I didn't know anon. Im sorry 195. >she starts to cry as she walks out 196. Scootaloo, about you not having a home... 197. Yeah? 198. You can stay with me and Rainbowdash. 199. Really?!? 200. Yeah, really. 201. >Today was a good day diary 202. 203. >Dear diary, day eighty 204. >its been awhile diary 205. >shits been busy 206. >Rainbowdash broke up with me 207. >she couldn't take having Scootaloo around 208. >what with scootaloo following her everywhere and wanting to be just like her 209. >she told me to kick scootaloo out 210. >I could'nt 211. >she has no where to go 212. >She says when i kick scootaloo out she'll consider taking me back 213. >I never knew she was so shallow 214. >I still love her though 215. >But scootaloo, shes almost like a daughter to me now. 216. >Oh well....... 217. >Its great having scoots around though. 218. >Shes gone for like five hours a day, five days a week. 219. >But its great when she gets home because we go out play at the park or see a movie and stuff 220. >Im going to try and stay more vigilant on keeping up with this diary 221. 222. >dear diary, day eighty one 223. >today was scootaloos birthday 224. >we went to sugarcube corner where pinkie had planned a party for her, and invited a lot of ponies 225. >like standing room only 226. >you find a corner and start to talk with twilight and pinkie 227. Hey guys 228. Hey Anon 229. Pinkie, this party is great! Thank you! 230. Sure Anon! How did scootaloo like her presents! 231. She loved them. Urm, especially the history of scooters. Thanks twilight. 232. Sure Anon 233. >you notice a certain cyan pegasus staring at you three from the crowd 234. >she quickly looks away when you notice her 235. You invited rainbowdash? 236. Sure! why would'nt I? 237. They broke up pinkie! 238. Oh, sorry Anon! I did'nt know. 239. Don't worry about it pinkie. she can see what she could've been a part of. 240. >We went home. 241. >Played with some new toys. 242. >Started a firein the fire place, using the history of scooters as kindling 243. >Tucked scootaloo in 244. Happy birthday scoots 245. Thanks, dad 246. 247. >dear diary, day eighty two 248. >went to twilights today to get some more books 249. >need something to do while scoots is in school 250. >Knock on door, twilight answers 251. Anon? why are you here? 252. Um, to get books. 253. >it is a library..... 254. Oh, well i just thought with the circumstances that you'd be at home 255. What circumstances? 256. Oh, you haven't heard? 257. >Twilight i swear to god if you say the bird is the word....... 258. There are rumors that flluttershy escaped 259. What? No, no ,no ,nooooo 260. Anon, there only rumors 261. No, if theres even a rumor it must be true. i gotta go home and reset up the security systmes. I gotta get batteries for the security cameras.I gotta warn rainbowdash! its the least i can do! fluttershy doesn't know we broke up over scootaloo- 262. >SCOOTALOO 263. Twilight i gotta go! If you see rainbowdash before me tell her whats going on 264. Wait where are you going? 265. I gotta go get scootaloo from school 266. >you say this as you run out the door 267. 268. noticed my last two posts didnt have my name on them so heres whats mine. 269. >>4179731 270. >>4180074 271. >I fukn book it to ponyville schoolhouse 272. >knock on door 273. >cherilee answers 274. >she seems....off 275. H-Hello Anon 276. Hey cherilee. I need to take scootaloo home early 277. >i play it calm, as if nothings the matter 278. sorry a-anon. Todays lesson is ver-ry important. 279. >Why is she nervous? should'nt i be the nervous one? 280. Cherilee, I'm only asking to be nice. I'm taking Scootaloo home early. 281. Anon, this lesson is really imp-portant. Its about right and wrong. And how you should never become a criminal. 282. >she winks at me as she says criminal 283. >wait a second 284. >not sure if.jpg 285. >not sure if coincedence or fluttershy 286. >act like everything is normal 287. Ok cherilee, i guess it can wait 288. >she looks at you pleadingly, almost asking 'are you stupid? you don't see whats going on here?' 289. Thanks a lot cherilee. hope your lesson goes well 290. >close door on her bewildered face 291. >walk to back of schoolhouse 292. >crouch down and peek in window in back 293. >low and behold, standing nearly inches away from your face, her back to you, adressing the class is fluttershy 294. >scootaloo is a row back from the front of the class. 295. >good, some distance between her and scoots 296. >I press your ear against the glass 297. 'so then after scootaloo failed, i had applebloom and sweetie belle try to...........' 298. >what is this, history class? 299. >i keep listening for some time 300. 301. >you hear fluttershys monolougue coming to an end 302. 'ands thats how I got out of canterlot maximum security. Now heres whats going to happen. My three little cutie mark crusaders are going to go track down, subdue and bring Anon to me. If you do anything but that every one here will pay. dearly. 303. >for some reason nop0ny has spotted you yet 304. 'well, go on.' 305. >applebloom and sweetie belle get up and start to walk towards the door, heads hung 306. 'but everyp0ny said it was wrong when we did it last time....' 307. >mumbled sweetie belle 308. 'it is wrong. now go. all of you' 309. >she says looking at scootaloo, who is still in her seat 310. No. 311. 'im sorry, did you just say no?' 312. Yeah! No! Im not gonna help hurt daddy! 313. >scootaloo, not the time or the place.... 314. Daddy? 315. >No. You must've heard her wrong. 316. Yeah daddy. He took me in and and im not gonna hurt him. 317. >well fuck, so much for keeping it a secret 318. 'well is'nt that cute. This is your last chance. get up. Now.' 319. No. 320. Ok. fine you two! go. If you can't get him we have his'daughter' anyway. 321. >the way she fucking said that word 322. we're going to have to teach you a lesson in obedience while they're gone, now ar'nt we? 323. >She starts pacing towards scootaloo 324. Oh no we're not 325. >you scream as you epic crash through the window 326. 327. >the glass cuts you as you crash through it 328. >yellow bitch whips around, not fast enough to advoid being tackled by me 329. >we crash to the ground 330. >i manage a punch to her face before she slams a hoof in my stomach 331. >i get the wind knocked out of me 332. >struggle to get up, go to lunge at fluttershy, then stop 333. un-un-uh 334. >she holding a knife she pulled out of her mane up to scootaloos neck 335. One step closer, i daare you, you sexy beast 336. >Umm, mixed signals 337. Now listen. Your going to - 338. >Cherilee knocks her out from behind 339. >fuck yeah cherilee! 340. Daddy! 341. >Embrace Scootaloo 342. Its ok now. 343. >cherilee says 344. kids, why don't you go for recess? 345. >she waits til they're all gone, scootaloo stays, sitting on my lap 346. what are we going to do anon? 347. well, i guess call the police again. 348. Ok, Won't she just escape again? 349. I think holding a knife up to my kids neck entitles me to request she be executed 350. true 351. Well, lets tie up fluttershy or something 'til they get here 352. >look over 353. >shes gone 354. ugh 355. >At that moment the crusaders return 356. We coul'n find 'im-Oh. sorry anon. we learned our lesson the first time, iys just- 357. Its ok applebloom. I understand 358. 359. >The police got to the school house to investigate for clues 360. >Me and scootaloo stayed at twilight's for the night, twilight having put a magical barrier around the tree-brary 361. >Rainbowdash was stayiing there too, for safety 362. >she did't come out of her guest room much 363. >Later that night i was sitting by the fireplace. 364. >Twilight, scootaloo and spike had gone to bed much earlier 365. >Rainbowdash comes down and sits next to me 366. I'm sorry Anon 367. What? 368. I'm sorry. I was self centered, and pretentious and just...jealous. I'm sorry. 369. Um...so where does that leave us? I mean you had a chance to give scootaloo a mom and you just left. Now you want to be back in our lives 370. >a tear rolls down her cheek 371. I know, and i feel terrible now that i missed out. I was just stupid and petty. 372. >silence for a few minutes 373. Sigh...........I forgive you 374. really? 375. yeah. but if you pull any shit like this again, no second chances. Its not fair for Scootaloo. Its not fair to me. ok? 376. >she tackles me in a bear hug 377. Thank you thank you thank you! 378. >We share a passionate kiss 379. I love you anon. 380. Love you to dash. 381. 382. >dear diary, day eighty three 383. >I woke up today. 384. >went into the kitchen to see twilight making scoots breakfeast 385. Ok, lets see here. We have Oat-meals, eggs, toast, pancake mix, heatable waffles 386. Twilight, you don't have to do that. we're your guests 387. Oh its no trouble anon. I hardly ever get to make things for anyone but myself. Except the occasional gemstone casserole. 388. Well if you don't mind.. 389. I don't! 390. >i sit down next to scootaloo while twilight begins to make somepancakes 391. Scootaloo, we gotta talk. 392. What is it dad? 393. Last night, uh, rainbowdash and me got back together. 394. Oh..? 395. Um, yeah. she said she wants to be part of our lives and that she was sorry for what happened and stuff. 396. Oh. Ok. One thing dad? 397. yeah? 398. do i have to call her mom? 399. No. No you do not. 400. 401. >Later today me, Rainbowdash and scootaloo decided to risk a trip to the park. 402. >Me and rainbowdash took a seat on a park bench while Scootaloo and her friends played on the playground 403. So, anything new in your life anon? 404. Other than Fluttershy? no. You? 405. Nope. Oh! well, i did swipe some tapes from your house earlier today. 406. And...? 407. No sign of fluttershy 408. Well thats odd. You would think she would go there first 409. Thats what i thought! 410. Well, we'll just have to keep a vigilant lookout 411. Anon! Rainbowdash! 412. >Its sweetie belle, she comes running up to us. 413. What? 414. Fluttershy took Scootaloo while we were playing 415. Why that little- 416. >Rainbowdash flys off towards fluttershys cottage before you can stop her 417. >anon out 418. 419. >I run towards fluttershys cottage 420. >I hope they're both ok 421. >I kick down the door and see no one there. 422. >I grab a random board lying around for protection/ a weapon 423. Scootaloo? Rainbowdash? 424. >I search the upsatirs 425. >nothing 426. >I open the door to the back-yard 427. >Mother of God 428. 429. I look up 430. A area of fluttershy's backyard has been walled off by a metal wall. 431. >a T shape thing projects from the ground 432. >Kind of like a scale 433. >On one side in a cage is scootaloo 434. >on the other side is rainbowdash 435. >The bottom of each cage is like a trapdoor 436. >they each have cinderblocks chained to them 437. The ground below you begins to rise. 438. >You realize you were standing on a metal grate attached to an upwards moving piston 439. >As you rise you notice that on the grate are two buttons 440. >one on the left, scootaloo's side 441. >One on the right, rainbowdash's side 442. Well, how nice of you to join us anon. 443. Daddy! scootaloo says, looking up. 444. How sweet. a little family reunion.Lets talk face to face anon. look to your right. 445. >To your right is fluttershy. Her platform has four buttons. Its about four feet away from your platform. 446. Look anon, i want you to suffer for what you've done.So here we go. 447. >She presses a button 448. Lava flows out of a pipe into the walled off area. 449. >fuccccccckkkkkkk 450. >The button to your left drops your daughter. The one to your right drops Rainbowdash. Choose 451. You monster 452. CHOOSE! 453. >Rainbow says 454. Save scootaloo anon. I've had my life. I Got to live it with you and scootaloo. Our time together was short, but i would'nt trade it for the world. Just drop me. 455. How do i know you wont drop them both? 456. Whichever button you press drops the one and swivels the other outside the wall and drops them to safety. If you don't choose in a minute i drop them both 457. 458. Fine. I'm so sorry.....both of you...... 459. Its ok anon. Drop me. 460. Ok..................I....choose......YOU! 461. >You jump from your platform to fluttershys. 462. >You press both save buttons, and both ponies get dropped harmlessly outside the lava pit 463. >Meanwhile the rest of your body smashs against fluttershy, knocking her to edge of her platform. 464. >Before you can push her off, she grabs you and twirls, switching positions 465. >She pushes you, and as you fall you grab her mane, pulling her down towards the lava pit with you. 466. 467. Dear daddy's diary, i think i've wrote this rite. I read the rest of his diary with mom, and she said i could put this last entry in. So there is daddys last day with me and mom. Thats how he saved us both. Daddy, thank you for giving me a home. Thank you for giving me a mom. thank you for giving me a life. I love you 468. 469. >Dear daddy's diary, I'm just gonna keep putting in what happens to me in this diary 470. >Mom says I have to impruuve my speeling anyway 471. >Today Me and Mom told all her friends about what happened to daddy 472. >everyone was sad for awhile 473. >then twilight got happy all of a sudden and whispered something to mom 474. >mom asked me to go leave with spike for a few minutes 475. >me and spike went to look at his gem collection 476. >it was......nice.......... 477. >we came back and everyp0ny was happy again for some reason 478. >I made this entry before she asked, but twilight asked if she could hold on to my diary for the night 479. >so by diary! 480. 481. >So I'm back diary 482. >so there I am, falling into a pit of lava 483. >holding onto flutter bitches mane 484. >and out of nowhere, fucking twilight magics my ass to safety 485. >downside: she also saves fluttershy, but knocks her out and magic-binds her. 486. >she also had my diary for some reason 487. >according to what it said, the entries from when I died stayed in it because she took it with her when she time traveled 488. >magic is awesome 489. >good thing about this: diary entries stay, scoots and rainbow don't remember me dying 490. >because it technically didn't happen 491. >so no grieving 492. We spent our first night as a happy family diary 493. 494. >So diary< day eighty four? 495. >even though i'm aware that scootaloo got a hold of this and wrote a day eighty four 496. >Mind fuck 497. >Rainbowdash has special hurricane clearing project in Detrot 498. >Fucking every city is pony related. 499. >Scootaloos at school 500. >Might as well go explore 501. >Oh and btw fluttershy is back at canterlot maximum security 502. >So we've got a solid two monthes of guarenteed safety 503. >More or less 504. >Walk to ponyville square 505. >hey a crowd 506. >See Pinkie and rarity in the crowd 507. >No In depth conversations will be had 508. >walk on over 509. Hey girls 510. Why fancy meeting you- 511. HI ANON! 512. Whats going on here? 513. Why only the worst reappearance of the century. That self centered unicorn is back. 514. Who? 515. Trixie. 516. Never heard of her. 517. She was before your time here. 518. So whats wrong with her? 519. SHES A BIG SHOW OFF, AND SHES A MEANY! 520. Pinkie I'm right here 521. Oh! sorry......... 522. >Looks like the shows starting