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  <description>These files were stored at:&lt;br /&gt;* "Volume in drive D is My Passport \ Volume Serial Number is FE5F-25CA" &gt; "D:\iphone\202110__\IMG_9999.MOV" - MOV video file, not uploaded to this item by me&lt;br /&gt;* "drive D is My Passport \ Volume Serial Number is FE5F-25CA" &gt; "D:\iphone\202110__\IMG_0001.JPG" - page 65 only, page 66 only is seen via file "IMG_0002.JPG"&lt;br /&gt;* "My Passport \ Volume Serial Number is FE5F-25CA" &gt; "D:\iphone\202110__\IMG_0002.JPG" - Is the text "about-face", or "about- face"? This JPG may answer that.&lt;br /&gt;* "drive E has no label. \ Volume Serial Number is 6330-3030" &gt; "E:\user\Documents\1\e\img9999n.mov" - MOV file derived from "IMG_9999.MOV" via FFmpeg&lt;br /&gt;* "Volume in drive E has no label. \ Volume Serial Number is 6330-3030" &gt; "E:\user\Documents\1\e\img0001n.jpg" - JPG file derived from "IMG_0001.JPG"&lt;br /&gt;* "E has no label. \ Volume Serial Number is 6330-3030" &gt; "E:\user\Documents\1\e\img0002n.jpg" - JPG image file derived from "IMG_0002.JPG" via exiftool&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The above-referenced files which were stored in "Volume Serial Number is FE5F-25CA" were not uploaded to this item by me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Email text:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;pre&gt;Subject: Christmas Remasticated&lt;br /&gt;Date: Wednesday, December 06, 1995 07:58&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These guys know how to party! Read this slowly, because it may cause&lt;br /&gt;your brain to overload.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From: Sam Pool&lt;br /&gt;I'm sure you're aware of two things:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Our government spends money on lots of irrelevant things&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) We (a contractor) will do anything to get that money, almost.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Believe it or not, DARPA issued a contract to determine if&lt;br /&gt;"The Night Before Christmas" is simply a myth or a legend&lt;br /&gt;(myth based on facts) and, if the latter, identify potential&lt;br /&gt;research topics.  We (the aforementioned contractor) won this contract.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is the result of our first milestone, which was to&lt;br /&gt;translate the poem into more precise English. Do you think&lt;br /&gt;we succeeded?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Twas The Nocturnal Segment Of The Diurnal Period Preceding The Annual&lt;br /&gt;Yuletide Celebration&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual&lt;br /&gt;Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic&lt;br /&gt;activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential,&lt;br /&gt;including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus.&lt;br /&gt;Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward edge of the wood&lt;br /&gt;burning caloric apparatus, pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure&lt;br /&gt;regarding an imminent visitation from an eccentric philanthropist among&lt;br /&gt;whose folkloric appellations is the honorific title of St. Nicholas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The prepubescent siblings, comfortably in their respective&lt;br /&gt;accommodations of repose, were experiencing subconscious visual&lt;br /&gt;hallucinations of variegated fruit confections moving rhythmically&lt;br /&gt;through their cerebrums. My conjugal partner and I, attired in our&lt;br /&gt;nocturnal head coverings, were about to take slumberous advantage of the&lt;br /&gt;hibernal darkness when upon the avenaceous exterior portion of the&lt;br /&gt;grounds there ascended such a cacophony of dissonance that I felt&lt;br /&gt;compelled to arise with alacrity from my place of repose for the purpse&lt;br /&gt;of ascertaining the precise source thereof.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hastening to the casement, I forthwith opened the barriers sealing this&lt;br /&gt;fenestration, noting thereupon that the lunar brilliance without,&lt;br /&gt;reflecting as it was upon the surface of a recent crystalline precipitation,&lt;br /&gt;might be said to rival that of the solar meridian itself - thus permitting&lt;br /&gt;my incredulous optical sensory organs to behold a miniature airborne&lt;br /&gt;runnered conveyance drawn by eight diminutive specimens of the genus&lt;br /&gt;Rangifer, piloted by a miniscule, aged chauffeur so ebullient and nimble&lt;br /&gt;that it became instantly apparent to me that he was indeed our&lt;br /&gt;anticipated caller. With his ungulate motive power travelling at what&lt;br /&gt;may possibly have been more vertiginous velocity than patriotic alar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;predators, he vociferated loudly, expelled breath musically through&lt;br /&gt;contracted labia, and addressed each of the octet by his or her&lt;br /&gt;respective cognomen - "Now Dasher, now Dancer..." et al. - guiding them&lt;br /&gt;to the uppermost exterior level of our abode, through which structure I&lt;br /&gt;could readily distinguish the concatenations of each of the 32 cloven&lt;br /&gt;pedal extremities.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I retracted my cranium from its erstwhile location, and was performing&lt;br /&gt;a 180-degree pivot, our distinguished visitant achieved - with utmost&lt;br /&gt;celerity and via a downward leap - entry by way of the smoke passage. He&lt;br /&gt;was clad entirely in animal pelts soiled by the ebony residue from&lt;br /&gt;oxidations of carboniferous fuels which had accumulated on the walls&lt;br /&gt;thereof. His resemblance to a street vendor I attributed largely to the&lt;br /&gt;plethora of assorted playthings which he bore dorsally in a commodious&lt;br /&gt;cloth receptacle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His orbs were scintillant with reflected luminosity, while his&lt;br /&gt;submaxillary dermal indentations gave every evidence of engaging&lt;br /&gt;amiability. The capillaries of his malar regions and nasal&lt;br /&gt;appurtenance were engorged with blood which suffused the subcutaneous&lt;br /&gt;layers, the former approximating the coloration of Albion's floral&lt;br /&gt;emblem, the latter that of the Prunus avium, or sweet cherry. His amusing&lt;br /&gt;sub- and supralabials resembled nothing so much as a common loop knot,&lt;br /&gt;and their ambient hirsute facial adornment appeared like small, tabular&lt;br /&gt;and columnar crystals of frozen water.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Clenched firmly between his incisors was a smoking piece whose grey&lt;br /&gt;fumes, forming a tenuous ellipse about his occiput, were suggestive of a&lt;br /&gt;decorative seasonal circlet of holly. His visage was wider than it was&lt;br /&gt;high, and when he waxed audibly mirthful, his corpulent abdominal region&lt;br /&gt;undulated in the manner of inpectinated fruit syrup in a hemispherical&lt;br /&gt;container. He was, in short, neither more nor less than an obese, jocund,&lt;br /&gt;multigenarian gnome, the optical perception of whom rendered me visibly&lt;br /&gt;frolicsome despite every effort to refrain from so being. By rapidly&lt;br /&gt;lowering and then elevating one eyelid and rotating his head slightly&lt;br /&gt;to one side, he indicated that trepidation on my part was groundless.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Without utterance and with dispatch, he commenced filling the&lt;br /&gt;aforementioned appended hosiery with various of the aforementioned&lt;br /&gt;articles of merchandise extracted from his aforementioned previously&lt;br /&gt;dorsally transported cloth receptacle. Upon completion of this task,&lt;br /&gt;he executed an abrupt about-face, placed a single manual digit in&lt;br /&gt;lateral juxtaposition to his olfactory organ, inclined his cranium&lt;br /&gt;forward in a gesture of leave-taking, and forthwith effected his egress&lt;br /&gt;by renegotiating (in reverse) the smoke passage. He then propelled&lt;br /&gt;himself in a short vector onto his conveyance, directed a musical expulsion of air&lt;br /&gt;through his contracted oral sphincter to the antlered quadrupeds of&lt;br /&gt;burden, and proceeded to soar aloft in a movement hitherto observed&lt;br /&gt;chiefly among the seed-bearing portions of a common weed. But I overheard&lt;br /&gt;his parting exclamation, audible immediately prior to his vehiculation&lt;br /&gt;beyond the limits of visibility: "Ecstatic Yuletide to the planetary&lt;br /&gt;constituency, and to the self same assemblage, my sincerest wishes for a&lt;br /&gt;salubriously beneficial and gratifyingly pleasurable period between&lt;br /&gt;sunset and dawn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;s&gt;Retyping this sorta melted my brain.&lt;/s&gt; - retyped to "barriers sealing this" then I found it at https://web.archive.org/web/20190915062623/http://www.alchemistmatt.com/twas/twasall13.html&lt;br /&gt;* Some differences between www.alchemistmatt.com/twas/twasall13.html and the 2021 vid (see above text):&lt;br /&gt;** crystalline aqueous precipitation&lt;br /&gt;** solar meridian itself--thus&lt;br /&gt;** runnered conveyance, drawn by an octet of diminutive specimens&lt;br /&gt;** our anticipated beatified caller&lt;br /&gt;** With this ungulate motive power&lt;br /&gt;** traveling at a greater vertiginous&lt;br /&gt;** his or her cognomen:  "Now Dasher, now Dancer," et al, guiding&lt;br /&gt;** the sum total of the thirty-two cloven&lt;br /&gt;** erstwhile location and was&lt;br /&gt;** a pi radians pivot, our distinguished visitant achieved, with&lt;br /&gt;** celerity, via a downward saltation, entry by way of the ceramic smoke&lt;br /&gt;** clad entirely in animal integuments, soiled&lt;br /&gt;** residue from partial oxidation of carboniferous fuels.&lt;br /&gt;** His resemblance to a street vendor I attributed to&lt;br /&gt;** sub maxillary dermal indentations&lt;br /&gt;** nasal appurtenances were engorged with crimson circulatory fluid which, its chroma suffusing the dermal layers&lt;br /&gt;** approximated the retinal sensation reflected by the Prunus avium&lt;br /&gt;** supralabials resembled nothing so much as a flexible, curved strip of wood associated with the American aborigines and their ambient, hirsute, facial adornment had an absence of coloring comparable to crystalline frozen hydrogen oxide vapor.&lt;br /&gt;** incisors was the posterior projection of a calumet whose gray colloidal aerosol fumes, forming a tenuous elliptical torus about&lt;br /&gt;** when he waxed mirthful&lt;br /&gt;** syrup in a colloidal gel state within a hemispherical container&lt;br /&gt;** He was of Napoleonic stature, neither more nor&lt;br /&gt;** refrain from being so affected by this risiblity.  By rapidly&lt;br /&gt;** rotating his head slightly eccentricly, he indicated that trepidation on my part was superfluous&lt;br /&gt;** Without utterance, but with noticeable dispatch, he&lt;br /&gt;** with various of the articles of merchandise&lt;br /&gt;** executed an abrupt pi radian rotation about the vertical axis, placed&lt;br /&gt;** gesture of leave taking, and effected his egress by saltation up the smoke passage through which he had made ingress&lt;br /&gt;** rustic winter conveyance.  Contracting his oral sphincter, he emitted a shrill series of notes to the antlered quadrupeds of burden&lt;br /&gt;** burden and proceeded to soar aloft in a movement hitherto observed chiefly among the seed bearing&lt;br /&gt;** to the selfsame assemblage, my sincerest&lt;br /&gt;** and dawn."&lt;br /&gt;*** There definitely should be a quotation mark after "dawn."&lt;br /&gt;** &lt;i&gt;NOTE: the text in the aforewritten 2021 video seems to have dumbed-down words, or it is shortened. Or, the aforewritten (all above text) expresses two different versions of the text.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Text checked via mpv:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;pre&gt;D:\iphone\202110__&gt;mpv --list-options | findstr rotate&lt;br /&gt; --video-rotate                   Choices: no (or an integer) (0 to 359) (default: 0)&lt;br /&gt;[...]&lt;br /&gt;D:\iphone\202110__&gt;mpv --list-options | findstr zoom&lt;br /&gt; --video-zoom                     Float (-20 to 20) (default: 0.000)&lt;br /&gt; --zoom                           removed [deprecated]&lt;br /&gt;[...]&lt;br /&gt;D:\iphone\202110__&gt;mpv --list-options | findstr pan&lt;br /&gt; --panscan                        Float (0 to 1) (default: 0.000)&lt;br /&gt; --panscanrange                   removed [deprecated]&lt;br /&gt; --video-pan-x                    Float (-3 to 3) (default: 0.000)&lt;br /&gt; --video-pan-y                    Float (-3 to 3) (default: 0.000)&lt;br /&gt;[...]&lt;br /&gt;D:\iphone\202110__&gt;mpv --video-rotate=270 --video-zoom=2 --video-pan-x=0.25 --video-pan-y=0.3 IMG_9999.MOV&lt;br /&gt; (+) Video --vid=1 (*) (h264 1440x1080 29.973fps)&lt;br /&gt; (+) Audio --aid=1 (*) (pcm_s16le 1ch 44100Hz)&lt;br /&gt;AO: [wasapi] 48000Hz mono 1ch float&lt;br /&gt;VO: [gpu] 1440x1080 yuv420p&lt;br /&gt;(Paused) AV: 00:00:01 / 00:00:01 (66%) A-V:  0.000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Exiting... (Quit)&lt;/pre&gt;File "IMG_9999.MOV" is probably basically the same as file "img9999n.jpg" at https://archive.org/details/6b2e6f626a0d0a657863 &gt; https://archive.org/details/6b2e6f626a0d0a657863/img9999n.jpg &gt; https://ia801402.us.archive.org/24/items/6b2e6f626a0d0a657863/img9999n.jpg&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Part of a "MOV derive log" (cmd.exe text with no stdout):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;pre&gt;D:\iphone\202110__&gt;ffmpeg -i IMG_9999.MOV -metadata:s:a:1 language=eng -metadata:s:v:0 language=eng -map 0 -map_metadata -1 -c copy E:\user\Documents\1\e\img9999n.mov&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;br /&gt;JPG derive log:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;pre&gt;D:\iphone\202110__&gt;exiftool -gps:all= IMG_0001.JPG -o E:\user\Documents\1\e\img0001n.jpg&lt;br /&gt;    1 image files created&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;D:\iphone\202110__&gt;exiftool -gps:all= IMG_0002.JPG -o E:\user\Documents\1\e\img0002n.jpg&lt;br /&gt;    1 image files created&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Properties of JPG image files and a MOV file via exiftool:&lt;br 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/&gt;Hyperfocal Distance             : 1.82 m&lt;br /&gt;Light Value                     : 7.5&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See also:&lt;br /&gt;* https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22Twas%20The%20Nocturnal%22&amp;sin=TXT&lt;br /&gt;** oldest one was 1964: https://archive.org/details/tntvillage_373509/1964%2F1964-01?q=%22Twas+The+Nocturnal%22 - dead&lt;br /&gt;*** of https://archive.org/details/tntvillage_373509 - seen as dead in Fri Oct 08 18:20:~00 2021 UTC&lt;br /&gt;** search result: "[Media Type: texts; Year: 1964; Topics &amp; Subjects: 12 volumi, CURA, Cbr, Edicola, Eng, Erotico, HOT, TNT-36, TNTvillage, magazines; Collection: The Federico Inbox, No Preview, The Stacks: Collections of Incoming Contributions; collection links: https://archive.org/search.php?query=[...]collection%3A%22federicoinbox%22 https://archive.org/search.php?[...]collection%3A%22no-preview%22 https://archive.org/search.php[...]=collection%3A%22the_stacks%22; Language: English] [links: https://archive.org/details/federicoinbox archive.org/details/tntvillage_373509/1964%2F1964-01?q=%22Twas+The+Nocturnal%22] The Federico Inbox \ Image Not Found! \ Content may be inappropriate \ Playboy USA - Anno 1964 Completo \ texts \ eye 0 favorite 4 comment 0 \ 1964/1964-01 \\ rendering of St. Nick for your delectation. 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the"&lt;br /&gt;** second oldest was 1995: https://archive.org/details/pc-novice-1995-12?q=%22Twas+The+Nocturnal%22&lt;br /&gt;*** https://archive.org/details/pc-novice-1995-12/page/n83/mode/2up?q=%22Twas+The+Nocturnal%22 - contained a link to http://gagme.wwa.com/~boba/christmas.html&lt;br /&gt;** third oldest was 2005: https://archive.org/details/criticalthinking0002unse?q=%22Twas+The+Nocturnal%22&lt;br /&gt;*** https://archive.org/details/criticalthinking0002unse/page/180/mode/2up?q=%22Twas+The+Nocturnal%22 - login-walled&lt;br /&gt;** fourth oldest was 2008: https://archive.org/details/criticalthinking00greg?q=%22Twas+The+Nocturnal%22&lt;br /&gt;*** also login-walled&lt;br /&gt;* https://web.archive.org/web/19990420000936/http://gagme.wwa.com/%7Eboba/christmas.html - dead&lt;br /&gt;* Had no results:&lt;br /&gt;** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22Christmas%20Remasticated%22&amp;sin=TXT&lt;br /&gt;** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22Christmas+Remasticated%22&lt;br /&gt;** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22Our%20government%20spends%20money%20on%20lots%22&amp;sin=TXT&lt;br /&gt;** https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22Twas+The+Nocturnal%22&lt;br /&gt;* https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&amp;q=%22Christmas+Remasticated%22&lt;br /&gt;** redirects to https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&amp;q=%22Christmas+Remasticated%22&amp;ia=web&lt;br /&gt;*** didn't seem to have any matches :(&lt;br /&gt;* https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;q=%22Christmas%20Remasticated%22&lt;br /&gt;** has the text&lt;br /&gt;*** No results found for "Christmas Remasticated".&lt;br /&gt;* https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&amp;q=%22Our+government+spends+money+on+lots%22&lt;br /&gt;** redirects to https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&amp;q=%22Our+government+spends+money+on+lots%22&amp;ia=web&lt;br /&gt;*** didn't seem to have any matches&lt;br /&gt;* https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;q=%22Our%20government%20spends%20money%20on%20lots%22&lt;br /&gt;** "About 1 results (0.29 seconds)" - the one result was not it&lt;br /&gt;* https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&amp;q=%22Twas+The+Nocturnal+Segment%22&lt;br /&gt;** redirects to https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&amp;q=%22Twas+The+Nocturnal+Segment%22&amp;ia=web&lt;br /&gt;*** links to https://alchemistmatt.com/twas/twasall13.html - has the text "Date: Thu, 16 Dec 1993 18:46:00 GMT"&lt;br /&gt;* I was listening to the song "1979" by Smashing Pumpkins / The Smashing Pumpkins while writing this metadata: via 'mpv "01 1979.wma"', 'mpv --loop "01 1979.wma"', and 'mpv .'.&lt;br /&gt;** https://archive.org/search.php?query=1979%20%22Smashing%20Pumpkins%22 &gt; links to https://archive.org/details/The_Smashing_Pumpkins_1979&lt;br /&gt;* https://archive.org/search.php?query=%221995-12-06%22%20email&lt;br /&gt;** links to https://archive.org/details/6b2e6f626a0d0a657863&lt;br /&gt;*** basically links to https://archive.org/details/6b2e6f626a0d0a657863/img9999n.jpg&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;identifier from stdout of "E:\user\Documents\dump\BIN&gt;xxd -ps PROFILER.INI", 29</description>
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  <subject>photo; email; Twas The Nocturnal Segment Of The Diurnal Period Preceding The Annual Yuletide Celebration; 1995-12-06 email; 1995-12-06; 1995; 1990s; funny; e-mail; English text; recorded in United States; video recorded in the United States; joke; jokes; photo taken in 2021-10; photo taken in 2021; image; video; Christmas Remasticated; Christmas; Yuletide; Twas The Night Before Christmas; 'Twas The Night Before Christmas; The Night Before Christmas; Night Before Christmas</subject>
  <title>Christmas Remasticated - 1995-12-06 email</title>
  <uploader>leedusmcclein@gmail.com</uploader>
  <publicdate>2021-10-08 21:55:13</publicdate>
  <addeddate>2021-10-08 21:55:13</addeddate>
  <curation>[curator]validator@archive.org[/curator][date]20211008215742[/date][comment]checked for malware[/comment]</curation>
  <year>1995</year>
  <collection>manuals</collection>
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