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Pinkie Pie: OK. All we need is a
dot of salt, a dab of sugar
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and a spritz of ginger.
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Uh, are those real measurements?
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How do you keep track
without a recipe?
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Pie baking is more
art than science.
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And this will be
my masterpiece!
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It's to celebrate Rainbow
Dash's seventy-third
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Wonderbolt training session!
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Seventy-third?
That's specific.
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I know!
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The pie is blueberry because
Wonderbolt outfits are blue.
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The crust is rainbow,
for obvious reasons.
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But the most special part is
the seventy-three super-secret
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sweets and spices that represent
each training session!
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Could you please pass the brown
sugar, pink sugar, sweet-root,
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apple-jelly,
berry-mash and a towel?
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You sure are going to a lot of
trouble for Rainbow Dash's pie.
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Phew! That's because I know
how much she loves them.
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My pies are her favorite!
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It's worth all the
trouble to see her happy.
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Now I'm going to need some
cocoa powder, cocoa flakes.
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Ooh! Cocoa bar!
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[chomp]
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Want some?
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Isn't that for the pie?
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[laugh] Oh, Twilight!
That's hilarious!
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You don't mix chocolate
into a blueberry pie!
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This is my mid-morning,
pie-making chocolate fuel that
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keeps this pie baking train
chugging down the tracks!
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[chewing]
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Break time's over!
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Now let's finish this pie!
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Chugga-chugga
chugga-chugga CHOO-CHOO!
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[giggle]
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♪ My little pony,
my little pony ♪
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♪ Aaaahhh ♪
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♪ My little Pony ♪
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♪ I used to wonder what
friendship could be. ♪
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♪ My Little Pony ♪
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♪ Until you all shared
its magic with me. ♪
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♪ Big adventure! ♪
♪ Tons of fun ♪
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♪ A beautiful heart! ♪ ♪
Faithful and strong! ♪
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♪ Sharing kindness ♪
♪ it's an easy feat ♪
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♪ And magic makes it
all complete! ♪
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♪ To have my little pony ♪
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♪ Do you know you're all
my very best friends? ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Good training,
everypony.
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Nice work, Crash.
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You really added that sparkle
to that pressure-diamond-drop.
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SURPRISE!
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Happy seventy-third
Wonderbolt training session!
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[toot!]
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My seventy-third
training session?
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That's specific.
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I know! I'm just so
proud and happy for you!
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I've been counting
your training sessions.
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I was going to wait until your
100th, but I got too excited
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and I know how
much you love pie,
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so HAPPY SEVENTY-THIRD
TRAINING SESSION!
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WHAA? You didn't
have to do this.
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I know I didn't have to,
but I really wanted to!
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Have a bite.
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Whoa! What's that?
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Huh. Guess it
was nothing.
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But wow, this pie is
the best I've ever had!
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Mmm.
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Is that cinnamon?
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I knew you'd love it!
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Have more. I made the
whole thing for you.
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Really? That's so great!
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But I need to go change.
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And then I have to
take Tank to the vet.
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His sensitive tortoise
tummy's been acting up again.
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Do you mind if I take
this pie with me?
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Of course not!
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I gotta get back to my shift
at Sugarcube Corner anyway.
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Congratulations again!
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Heh, thanks.
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♪♪
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I knew she'd love it.
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[gasp]
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Is that...
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Is that...?
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STOP!
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[crash]
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You didn't see a blueberry
rainbow crust
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seventy-three ingredient pie
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with a slice eaten out of
it in here, did you?
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Uh, no?
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Right. Of course you didn't.
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That would be ridiculous because
I made it for Rainbow Dash
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and she loves my pies.
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She would never throw them
away like trash, in the trash,
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with other trash, right?
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RIGHT?
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Um, right?
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That pie couldn't have
been the one I made,
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I must be seeing things.
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I did have a lot of
chocolate this morning.
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But what if I wasn't
seeing things?
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What if that was my pie?
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That would be bananas!
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[manic laughter]
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[gasp]
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Unless Rainbow Dash's been
replaced by an imposter
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who throws delicious
pies away!
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Or has she been brainwashed
by a pie-hating evil queen?
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You make a good point.
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Rainbow Dash is too
stubborn to be brainwashed.
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Plus she hates washing.
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Hmmm. There's something
else going on here.
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Let's look up a few of the more
recent pies I've made for her.
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The boysenberry pie I
made for her birthday...
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and her three half-birthday
lemon meringues...
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and the It's Not Your Birthday
But Here's A Pie Anyway Day
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custard pie!
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She ate all of these, right?
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Another pie?
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Thank you so much!
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Whoa, what's that?
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Guess it was nothing.
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Heh heh.
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Awesome!
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Three lemon meringues?
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Hey, what's that over there?
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Oh, never mind.
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Great pies!
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Happy It's Not Your Birthday
But Here's Pie Anyway Day!
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Thank you!
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No way, check that out!
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It's not even my birthday!
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Oh, sorry, guess
it was nothing.
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[slurp]
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But that custard
was everything!
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Have I ever really seen Rainbow
Dash eat one of my pies?
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And do I always look when
somepony points behind me?
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WHAT'S THERE?
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Good one.
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But I need answers!
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I've sent Rainbow Dash a pie
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every month she's
been a Wonderbolt
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and you're telling me you've
never seen her eat one?
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Affirmative...
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or uh, negative.
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I mean, she wasn't
seen eating one.
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Hmm... interesting.
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Very interesting.
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Are we under investigation?
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As chief detective
on the pie case,
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I've labeled you all
ponies-of-interest
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so it's best you tell
me everything you know.
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Well, we have been
getting mysterious
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monthly pie donations.
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Would you be able to pick
these pies out of a line up?
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I hear Rainbow Dash's
pet tortoise, Tank,
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has been having
tummy troubles.
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When did it start?
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About a week ago.
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Poor Tank had all the telltale
signs of sugar overload:
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jittery shell, sleeplessness,
reptilian indigestion.
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Hmm...
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and this all happened the day
after I made Rainbow Dash a
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"thanks-for-lending-me-your-
jacket" peach pie.
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It seems the pieces of the
puzzle are plopping into place,
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but the picture isn't pretty.
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Note to self: P
alliteration pie.
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Is that everything, Doctor?
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Well, there's also this.
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Interesting.
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Did you have the lab analyze
the flavor of that pie?
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No, but you know, Ms. Cheerilee
was in here not long ago.
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The class hamster was
having similar symptoms.
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Perhaps it's a pie pandemic!
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Perhaps.
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And I just might know
pony patient zero!
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Dr. Fauna's right.
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I do always have to remind
the foals and fillies
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not to share the pies with
the class hamster.
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Animals just can't
digest pony food.
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Indeed.
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But where do these
pies come from?
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Well, they're from
Rainbow Dash!
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She drops off her
"Day-after-Rainbow
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Dash's-half-birthday"
pie every year.
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Did you say the day
after her half birthday?
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Very, very interesting.
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Because I give her a pie on
her half birthday every year.
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And I have a feeling
it's the same pie.
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Well, wherever it comes from,
the students just love it.
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I'm so glad.
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At least I can be
sure somepony is.
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She didn't eat the blueberry,
she didn't eat the banana,
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she didn't eat the cream and
she didn't eat the chocolate.
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SHE DIDN'T EAT ANY OF 'EM.
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WHY?
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And don't tell me this
all just started recently;
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it's been going on for years!
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Cheerilee said so herself.
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And if there's one thing I know,
you can't escape the truth!
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[thunderclap]
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Rainbow Dash doesn't like PIE!
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AND SHE'S BEEN LYING TO ME
ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIME!
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AAAAHHHHH!
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AAAAHHHHH!
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Pinkie Pie?
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Pinkie Pie?
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Whoa!
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[grunt]
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Oh. Party Planning
Cave. Right.
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You OK?
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Or are you just
screamin' for fun?
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Screaming is fun,
but I'm not OK.
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I've been making Rainbow
Dash pies for years,
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but she doesn't
even like them!
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She's been lying to me!
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But, everypony loves your pies!
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They're the greatest thing
since sliced apples.
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Thank you!
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And I could swear I've seen her
eat one of your pies before.
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Have you really?
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Um, I thought I had;
that's why I said it?
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Are you sure?
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Maybe I haven't?
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Exactly!
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Because it's all been a sham.
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Rainbow Dash has been laughing
at my pies behind my back
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and scheming of a way to get
rid of them for years!
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[thunderclap]
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Bring forth the worst tasting
food in all of Equestria!
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♪♪
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And now I will destroy Pinkie
Pie's horrid abominations,
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freeing the land of these
disgusting pies FOREVER!
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No!
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[whoosh]
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Good riddance strawberry
cream and peaches 'o plenty!
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Be gone apple crumble
and lemon surprise!
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Gone! Gone! GONE!
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[evil laugh]
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[crash]
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I really don't think
that's what's happening.
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I don't think
so either.
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I know so.
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Well, I've got just the
thing to get your mind off
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all this madness.
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We've had a great apple harvest
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so I was hoping you could whip
up a few of your delicious pies.
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Yes, I will make
pies, lots of pies!
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I'm going to make Rainbow
Dash so many pies,
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it'll force her to
admit the truth,
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or I'll catch her in the
act of getting rid of them.
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Operation: Pie of Lies is a go.
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Thanks, Applejack.
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I knew I could count on
you to come up with a plan.
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I don't think
that's what I did.
257
00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:29,288
Also...how do you
get out of here?
258
00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:31,990
[soft snoring]
259
00:11:32,023 --> 00:11:33,158
Surprise!
260
00:11:33,191 --> 00:11:34,993
Ah! What's happening?
261
00:11:35,026 --> 00:11:37,096
Happy unofficial
wake-your-friends-up day!
262
00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:41,133
I've never heard of
wake-your-friends-up day.
263
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:42,835
Well, it's unofficial.
264
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,837
But I made you your
favorite pie in celebration!
265
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,305
Ta-dah!
266
00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:47,940
Gifts are the second
most important part of
267
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:49,374
wake-your-friends-up day!
268
00:11:49,407 --> 00:11:51,376
What's the first
most important part?
269
00:11:51,409 --> 00:11:54,012
Accepting the gifts and
enjoying them immediately.
270
00:11:54,045 --> 00:11:55,848
Uh...
271
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:59,318
Well, I'm sorry I forgot about
wake-your-friends-up day.
272
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,420
Let me make it up to you.
273
00:12:01,453 --> 00:12:03,355
Here!
274
00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:05,091
Achoo!
275
00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:14,333
Achoo!
276
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:16,068
The pie... where'd it go?
277
00:12:16,101 --> 00:12:17,770
What do you mean
where did it go?
278
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:20,773
Ha ha. Mm mm.
279
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:22,842
How? Where? When?
280
00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:31,283
Congratulations on
your seventy-fourth
281
00:12:31,316 --> 00:12:32,951
Wonderbolt
training session!
282
00:12:32,984 --> 00:12:34,019
Here's a pie.
283
00:12:34,052 --> 00:12:36,155
Now eat it!
284
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:39,158
OK, this is getting
a little out of hoof.
285
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,393
I haven't even
trained yet.
286
00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:43,195
Well, I wanted
to pre-celebrate
287
00:12:43,228 --> 00:12:45,197
because I already know how
great you're gonna do.
288
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:46,766
Eat the pie!
289
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,868
Pinkie, look out!
290
00:12:49,901 --> 00:12:53,038
I'm not going to fall for-- AH!
291
00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:54,273
Whoa!
292
00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:55,808
[squeals]
293
00:13:00,245 --> 00:13:02,981
Pinkie! Are you OK?
294
00:13:03,014 --> 00:13:05,083
Get me down!
295
00:13:05,116 --> 00:13:07,352
Sorry Ma'am but we have to make
sure you didn't sustain
296
00:13:07,385 --> 00:13:10,022
any internal injuries.
297
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:12,591
But the pie, what
happened to the pie?
298
00:13:12,624 --> 00:13:15,561
The pie was delicious.
You just get better!
299
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,597
NOOOOO!
300
00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:21,400
♪♪
301
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:24,270
Ah! Somepony help me!
302
00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:28,340
Rainbow Dash, thank
goodness you're here!
303
00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:31,076
I was trying to fix the top
pie on my pie pyramid
304
00:13:31,109 --> 00:13:33,145
but the whole thing
became unstable.
305
00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:38,917
And there's only one way to save
me: you have to eat the pies!
306
00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,452
Don't worry, I got ya!
307
00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:44,556
Oh, right.
308
00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:46,225
Or you could save me that way.
309
00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:48,594
You gotta be more
careful, OK?
310
00:13:50,328 --> 00:13:52,064
Grrrr!
311
00:13:57,335 --> 00:13:59,171
Rainbow Dash!
312
00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:01,440
I wanted to thank you for
saving me from the pie pyramid,
313
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,275
so have a pie.
314
00:14:03,308 --> 00:14:04,376
Have three!
315
00:14:04,409 --> 00:14:05,644
Have fifteen!
316
00:14:05,677 --> 00:14:08,647
I know how much you love them!
317
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,349
Now eat up!
318
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:11,383
Uh...
319
00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:13,952
Thanks!
320
00:14:13,985 --> 00:14:17,923
I can't wait to
eat ALL THESE PIES!
321
00:14:17,956 --> 00:14:22,494
[clamoring]
322
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:25,063
What? Where did they--
How did you--
323
00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:26,465
Delicious!
324
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,167
You did it again, Pinkie.
325
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,242
Rainbow Dash, there you are!
326
00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:38,577
I made a pie for everypony
327
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:40,579
and you're the only one who
hasn't eaten hers yet.
328
00:14:40,612 --> 00:14:42,381
So here. Your pie.
329
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,483
For you to eat. Now!
330
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,385
Are you OK?
331
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:49,354
You seem to be staring
more than usual.
332
00:14:49,387 --> 00:14:52,491
I just REALLY like to watch
others enjoy my pies.
333
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:59,364
You sure you don't
have to blink?
334
00:14:59,397 --> 00:15:02,368
Me? Nope, I'm not
much of a blinker.
335
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:07,472
Now don't mind me, go
ahead and take a bite.
336
00:15:07,505 --> 00:15:13,578
Well, do I want to take a
big bite or a small bite?
337
00:15:13,611 --> 00:15:16,448
I just don't know.
338
00:15:16,481 --> 00:15:18,650
Or maybe medium.
339
00:15:18,683 --> 00:15:20,085
No, no, no.
340
00:15:20,118 --> 00:15:21,353
Definitely NOT medium.
341
00:15:23,488 --> 00:15:24,623
Just try some!
342
00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:31,363
Do you have any milk?
343
00:15:32,697 --> 00:15:36,502
[bell rings]
344
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:48,547
[ring]
345
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,182
Ah, never mind.
346
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:53,352
Your pies are just
too good to resist.
347
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:54,453
What?
No!
348
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:55,520
Nooo!
349
00:15:55,553 --> 00:15:57,089
That's it!
350
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,324
I can't take it!
351
00:15:59,357 --> 00:16:01,059
Everything OK, Pinkie?
352
00:16:01,092 --> 00:16:03,662
No, everything is NOT OK!
353
00:16:03,695 --> 00:16:05,631
YOU HATE MY PIES!
354
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,369
What are you
talking about?
355
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,404
You know exactly what
I'm talking about!
356
00:16:12,437 --> 00:16:13,472
I saw what you did.
357
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:15,107
Well, I didn't
SEE what you did,
358
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,109
but I know that you've
been fake eating my pies.
359
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,144
You threw away the pie I
made for your seventy-third
360
00:16:19,177 --> 00:16:21,246
Wonderbolt training session and
I know you SECRETLY somehow got
361
00:16:21,279 --> 00:16:23,015
rid of all the other
pies I gave you.
362
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,316
ADMIT IT!
363
00:16:24,349 --> 00:16:26,351
That's crazy!
364
00:16:26,384 --> 00:16:27,652
What do you think I did,
365
00:16:27,685 --> 00:16:30,622
somehow make them all
disappear into thin air?
366
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:32,491
[splat]
367
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,226
Heh heh.
368
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:38,597
OK, so maybe I made one of
them disappear into thin air.
369
00:16:44,736 --> 00:16:46,471
HOW COULD YOU?
370
00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:47,539
What?
371
00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:51,643
I, um, I, I just wanted to
share these amazing pies
372
00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:53,478
with the folks of Cloudsdale.
373
00:16:53,511 --> 00:16:57,816
So I uh, I was trying to send
them up via balloon mail.
374
00:16:57,849 --> 00:17:00,485
But you just said
they were delicious.
375
00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:02,687
Well, obviously
that's because...
376
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,223
I have amnesia!
377
00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:06,425
I've been brainwashed!
378
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:10,495
It's opposite day?
379
00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:12,264
Your memory's working
fine, you hate washing
380
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:13,799
and I know today's
not Opposite Day
381
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:16,101
because I bake you a
pie for it every year.
382
00:17:16,134 --> 00:17:17,636
A pie that you probably
just throw away.
383
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,337
Or give to charity.
384
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:22,574
Or destroy with your laser
eyes while laughing at me!
385
00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:24,443
Laser eyes?
386
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:27,112
Oh, oh! So you admit it.
387
00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:30,182
What? No! I can explain.
388
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,750
I don't want to hear it!
389
00:17:31,783 --> 00:17:35,320
[clatter]
390
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:42,094
She won't listen to me; she
won't let me apologize.
391
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:45,197
I feel terrible.
392
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,265
Well, you have
been lying to her.
393
00:17:47,298 --> 00:17:49,301
To all of us, actually.
394
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:52,604
Yeah, is there anything else
you're lying about
395
00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:54,139
that we should know?
396
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:55,740
No!
397
00:17:55,773 --> 00:17:59,878
Well, not that I can think
of off the top of my head.
398
00:17:59,911 --> 00:18:02,814
Is it MY fault that
I don't like pies?
399
00:18:02,847 --> 00:18:06,218
And not just Pinkie's
pies, all pies.
400
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,620
I know how much she
loves making pies
401
00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:12,290
and if I told her I didn't like
them, it would have crushed her.
402
00:18:12,323 --> 00:18:15,227
Uh. You kinda
crushed her anyway.
403
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:19,431
Oh- But I- You're right.
404
00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:23,135
I guess I should've just eaten
the pies in the first place.
405
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,470
Wait, that's it!
406
00:18:25,503 --> 00:18:27,506
I know how I can
make it up to her!
407
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:34,679
Pee-yew! Gummy
is that you?
408
00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:35,881
[knock]
409
00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:37,349
Huh. What is that?
410
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,919
Oh, it's you .
411
00:18:40,952 --> 00:18:43,655
Pinkie Pie, wait.
412
00:18:43,688 --> 00:18:46,525
I know now that I should've been
honest with you from the start
413
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:49,461
because lying to your
friends is wrong.
414
00:18:49,494 --> 00:18:52,731
And because getting rid of all
those pies was a giant hassle.
415
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:54,866
I mean, do you have any
idea how many pies
416
00:18:54,899 --> 00:18:56,701
you've made for me
over the years?
417
00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:59,204
Yes, I know exactly how many.
418
00:18:59,237 --> 00:19:02,674
I have a very detailed
pie-ling system.
419
00:19:02,707 --> 00:19:04,442
Of course you do.
420
00:19:04,475 --> 00:19:07,245
The point is, I thought
the hassle was worth it
421
00:19:07,278 --> 00:19:10,282
just to spare your feelings,
but I was wrong.
422
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,652
So to make up for it, I
made this pie for you.
423
00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:17,889
Well, I guess I made it for me.
424
00:19:17,922 --> 00:19:19,424
To eat in front of you.
425
00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:23,261
Point is, I'm eating
this pie for friendship!
426
00:19:23,294 --> 00:19:27,499
Wait, that smelly circular
monstrosity is a pie?
427
00:19:27,532 --> 00:19:29,301
Yeah!
428
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,970
I know I can't go back and eat
all the pies you made for me
429
00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:33,538
in the past, so instead
430
00:19:33,571 --> 00:19:35,874
I'm going to eat this
giant one for you now.
431
00:19:35,907 --> 00:19:39,211
So here I go.
432
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:43,882
[splat]
433
00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:45,617
Wait! I can't watch you do this.
434
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:49,588
[clattering]
435
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:52,524
I mean, is that crust or
some kind of concrete?
436
00:19:52,557 --> 00:19:54,859
Yeah, honestly, I have no idea.
437
00:19:54,892 --> 00:19:56,494
Oh, I can't believe
you're willing to eat
438
00:19:56,527 --> 00:19:58,496
this terrible pie for me.
439
00:19:58,529 --> 00:20:01,800
It's ridiculous and this whole
thing is overly complicated
440
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:06,004
and I think I finally
understand why you lied.
441
00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:07,406
Whoa, what's that?
442
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,776
Huh. Guess it was nothing.
443
00:20:11,809 --> 00:20:13,545
I'm so glad you enjoy my pies!
444
00:20:15,947 --> 00:20:18,016
Oh, never mind.
445
00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:19,985
Great pies!
446
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:21,953
EEEEEE!
447
00:20:21,986 --> 00:20:23,422
No way, check that out!
448
00:20:24,989 --> 00:20:28,293
It's not even my birthday!
449
00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:31,830
Oh, sorry, guess it was nothing.
450
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:35,333
But that custard was everything!
451
00:20:35,366 --> 00:20:37,969
Seeing you eat my pies makes
me the happiest pony
452
00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:41,306
in all of Equestria!
453
00:20:41,339 --> 00:20:44,709
I know it does.
454
00:20:44,742 --> 00:20:47,679
You did a lot of ridiculous and
overly complex things to get rid
455
00:20:47,712 --> 00:20:51,650
of my pies because it made
you happy to see me happy.
456
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:54,519
Just like I went to a lot of
effort to make you the pies
457
00:20:54,552 --> 00:20:57,389
because it made me
happy to see you happy.
458
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,057
Yes!
459
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,326
And if you're willing to
go through all of that,
460
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:05,764
it really shows how much you're
willing to do for your friends.
461
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,800
Aw shucks, it was nothing.
462
00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,836
Now get out of that
thing and give me a hug!
463
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:17,609
Just remember, in the future you
can always be honest with me.
464
00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:19,644
I could've told her that.
465
00:21:19,677 --> 00:21:21,513
[grunts]
466
00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:22,947
Cool.
467
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:26,518
How 'bout this: Your
hugs are too tight.
468
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:27,986
Ha ha ha ha!
469
00:21:28,019 --> 00:21:29,387
Ha ha ha!
470
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:31,790
captions by
sassonique
471
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:31,790
No they're not.