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♪♪

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Whatcha doin'?

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Aaah!

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Aaah, yourself.

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But that doesn't answer
my question, silly.

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Just some genealogical
research.

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Ohhhh.

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<i> (crash)</i>

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(whisper)I don't
know what that is.

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Genealogy is the study
of family history.

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You know. Where
ponies comes from,

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and who they're
related to.

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Ooooh. Fascinating.

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Maybe you should pick
one from the...top.

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Uh-huh.

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Interesting.

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I see.

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That makes sense.

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<i> Not much of a surprise there.</i>

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<i> WHAT?</i>

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THIS IS THE MOST
AMAZING THING EVER!

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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
HOW AMAZING THIS IS?

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Genealogy is better
than cotton candy

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on top of a fountain
of chocolate!

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<i> (crash)</i>

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You'll never believe who
it says I'm related to!

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<i> (knock on door)</i>

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Hey, cousin!

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<i> ♪ My Little Pony,
 My Little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Aaaaahhh! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ (upbeat) ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ I used to wonder what
 friendship could be ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Until you all shared
 its magic with me ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Big adventure ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Tons of fun. ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ A beautiful heart ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ faithful and strong ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Sharing kindness ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ it's an easy feat ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ And magic makes it
 all complete ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My Little Ponies ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Do you know you're all
 my very best friends? ♪</i>

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♪♪

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<i> Applejack: This is
 just so excitin'!</i>

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I can't hardly
believe it!

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I know! Isn't
it the best?

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I have another
sister!

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I have another
sister!

51
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Well, you actually have
a fourth cousin

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<i> twice removed by a
 fifth cousin,</i>

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<i> but that's like,
 exactly like a sister.</i>

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I try to tone it down a little
bit around non family members,

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because I don't want to
make them jealous, but...

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THIS IS THE
BEST FAMILY EVER!

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<i> (boing)</i>

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It really is.

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You are going to
LOVE being an Apple.

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I mean, you've got
the playful one...

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<i> (boing)</i>

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<i> (crash)</i>

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The strong one...

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EYUP!

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<i> (splat)</i>

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And of course,
there's Granny Smith

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<i> who knows everything
 about everything.</i>

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A Ponyville snail can
hibernate for up to 48 moons.

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Who knew?

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And then there's me.

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<i> (inhale and sigh)</i>

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You smell that sweet
apple air, Pinkie Pie?

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<i> (sniff)</i>

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That was rhetorical.

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Of course, you smell it.
You're an Apple now.

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And Applejack is the
one responsible for it!

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Aw, Apple Bloom
that is sweet but--

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It's true!

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I mean she keeps us all
organized and on schedule

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and does her own part
on top if it all!

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Mm hm!

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I was already super
happy as a Pie.

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And now I get to be a part
of this amazing family too?

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It's even more amazing
now that you're in it!

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<i> ♪ We're family!
 We're family! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ You and me are family! ♪</i>

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BEST FAMILY TWIRL EVER!

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<i> (crash)</i>

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I just can't believe we
never heard anything

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about this before.

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Hmmm.

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What's wrong, sis?

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I'm not seein' where exactly
it says we're family.

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It's riiiiiiiiiiiight....

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...here!

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It is?

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Uh-huh.

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Applesauce of the Apple family
lineage is a fourth cousin

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twice removed of the Pie family.

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I see the part about our Great,
Great Auntie Applesauce

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and fourth cousin
twice removed part,

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but that last bit's
awful smudged.

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Are you sure it says "Pie"?

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I guess it is a
little smudged.

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But I see most of it there,

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and when I read it, I knew
in my heart it was true.

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Well, ain't that just
the sweetest thing.

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It is, it is.

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I'd just hate for us
to get all excited

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before we found
out for sure.

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So how are we supposed
to find out for sure?

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Cousin Goldie Delicious!

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Her cabin's practically an
Apple family history museum.

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If anypony has the records
to back up Pinkie's theory,

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it's her!

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I suppose we could always...

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I mean Goldie Delicious doesn't
live all that far away...

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<i> And we haven't been on one as
a family in a real long time...</i>

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Are y'all thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?

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FAMILY ROAD TRIP!

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Has anypony seen my
travelin' bonnet?

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Isn't that it on your head?

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No.

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It looks an
awful lot like--

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Well, it's ain't.

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And that's final.

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Hey everypony?

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Since Pinkie Pie is back home
gettin' her stuff for the trip,

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can y'all gather round?

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I just wanted to say
something real quick.

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I've had somethin' in my teeth
this whole time, haven't I?

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Gadsnickety, what a way to
welcome a family member!

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Uh, no, Granny, your
teeth are fine.

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I just wanted to be sure that
we're all on the same page

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about showin' Pinkie Pie how
awesome a family we really are.

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We want her to get to know the
family she's been born into!

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But like, the best
version of it, you know?

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Oh! Don't you worry, honey!

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We're a great family and
she can't help but see it.

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I bet my future cutie mark's
gonna be a picture of me

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being the best
behaved pony ever.

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<i> (crash)</i>

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That's how good
I'm gonna be!

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<i> Big Mac?</i>

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Eyup!

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<i> Pinkie: Are you all
 ready to go?</i>

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Because I'm ready
to go go go!

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Uh, Big Mac, are you sure we
really need all that stuff?

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Eyup.

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Are you sure you're
strong enough

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to really pull
all that stuff?

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Eyup!

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Are you sure the wagon's
strong enough to hold it all?

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Eyup.

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Then let's get this
show on the road!

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<i> (squeaking and clanging)</i>

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<i> Come on Apples, y'all
 know this one, yeeeeehaw!</i>

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<i> Eyup!</i>

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<i> We travel the road
 of generations, ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Joined by a common bond ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ We sing our song cross
 the pony nation ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ From Equestria and beyond ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ We're Apples forever
 Apples together ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ We're family but
 so much more ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ No matter what comes
 we will face the weather ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ We're Apples to the core! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Eyup! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ There's no place
 that I'd rather be ♪</i>

169
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<i> ♪ than travelling
 with my family ♪</i>

170
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<i> ♪ Friends all around
 come to join and see ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ As we sing out
 across the land ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ We're Apples forever
 Apples together ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ We're family but
 so much more ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ No matter what comes
 we will face the weather ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ We're Apples to the core! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ We're peas in a pod
 We're thick as thieves ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Any cliche you
 can throw at me! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ We're here for each other
 through thick and thin ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ You're always welcome
 with your Apple kin! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Wheee! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ You're more fun
 than the color pink ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Or balloons flying over
 your favorite drink ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ The love I feel here
 is swim not sink ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ As we party
 across this land ♪</i>

185
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<i> ♪ We're Apples forever
 Apples together ♪</i>

186
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<i> ♪ We're family but
 so much more ♪</i>

187
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<i> ♪ No matter what comes
 we will face the weather ♪</i>

188
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<i> ♪ We're Apples to the core! ♪</i>

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<i> (song ends)</i>

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<i> (crash)</i>

191
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Big Mac!

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I thought you said--
(stops herself)

193
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I thought, I mean, not
that I'm blaming you,

194
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because we don't blame
in this family,

195
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but I thought you
said all this stuff

196
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wasn't gonna be too heavy.

197
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How are we supposed to get
to Goldie Delicious now?

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I don't know, but I don't see
how we can go back now either.

199
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We're closer to cousin
Goldie's than we are to home.

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I have the best...

201
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idea...

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ever!

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FAMILY RIVER TRIP!

204
00:09:01,907 --> 00:09:04,109
Ha. Just one problem.

205
00:09:04,142 --> 00:09:05,778
We haven't got a raft.

206
00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:07,713
About the only thing
that didn't get packed.

207
00:09:08,947 --> 00:09:10,683
Well, back in the old days

208
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we used to use the sap
from a sugar pine tree

209
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to glue things together.

210
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That is, uh, fascinatin'.

211
00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:20,693
Don't know that it's helpful,
but it is fascinatin'.

212
00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,661
Not helpful, my patooty!

213
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We're gonna build
ourselves a raft

214
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outta these here jalopy parts

215
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and keep it held together
with sugar pine sap.

216
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Hm. Worth a shot.

217
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Whoo hoo!

218
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<i> (crash)</i>

219
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Could be worse. I guess.

220
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Now remember, this time we're
only packin' the necessities.

221
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<i> Wait a second!</i>

222
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<i> (poof)</i>

223
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This one is for
the scrapbook.

224
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<i>Applejack: Pinkie Pie, when did
 you have time to make this?</i>

225
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Applejack, when you're
family, you make the time.

226
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Woo-hoo!

227
00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:04,870
We did it!

228
00:10:04,903 --> 00:10:06,939
Say "Soaked!"

229
00:10:08,874 --> 00:10:10,142
<i> (whoosh)</i>

230
00:10:13,979 --> 00:10:18,283
So what you're saying is, if
I have the courage to jump,

231
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the parachute will open.

232
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Eyup!

233
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Whoa! That is deep.

234
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Eyup.

235
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Uh-oh.

236
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All right, y'all.

237
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Please tell me that the
map didn't get wet.

238
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<i> 'Cause it looks like I'm
 gonna need it right about now.</i>

239
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Found it!

240
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<i> ♪ Who's got the map?
 I got the map. ♪</i>

241
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<i> ♪ M to the A to the,
 that's right, P. ♪</i>

242
00:10:43,742 --> 00:10:45,711
<i> ♪ Ain't no other pony
 find a map like me. ♪</i>

243
00:10:45,744 --> 00:10:47,379
I'm Apple-- Uh-oh.

244
00:10:47,412 --> 00:10:47,980
<i> (gasp)</i>

245
00:10:49,147 --> 00:10:49,915
Oh!

246
00:10:51,149 --> 00:10:52,018
<i> (splash)</i>

247
00:10:53,351 --> 00:10:54,320
<i> (snap)</i>

248
00:10:55,387 --> 00:10:56,855
<i>(embarrassed laugh)</i>

249
00:10:56,888 --> 00:10:59,024
All you had to do
was bring it to me.

250
00:10:59,057 --> 00:11:01,326
No singin', no
dancin', no games.

251
00:11:01,359 --> 00:11:02,728
Just walk it over.

252
00:11:02,761 --> 00:11:04,196
Eyup.

253
00:11:04,229 --> 00:11:05,898
Say, "Best siblings ever!"

254
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,268
That's another keeper!

255
00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,036
<i> Granny: It's OK, y'all!</i>

256
00:11:11,069 --> 00:11:12,971
I traveled down this
river as a filly

257
00:11:13,004 --> 00:11:15,174
and I know it like
the back of my hoof!

258
00:11:17,342 --> 00:11:19,311
Are you sure you
know which way to go?

259
00:11:19,344 --> 00:11:21,747
Does a june bug like
to hide in a tree?

260
00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:23,315
I don't know.

261
00:11:23,348 --> 00:11:25,117
Well, I do know.

262
00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:27,319
<i> And I also know we
 wanna head Southeast.</i>

263
00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:28,654
Now step aside, young 'un.

264
00:11:32,524 --> 00:11:34,026
Um, Granny?

265
00:11:34,059 --> 00:11:34,960
Uh huh?

266
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,329
<i> Are we supposed to
 go through a cave?</i>

267
00:11:37,362 --> 00:11:39,131
Don't worry, child.

268
00:11:39,164 --> 00:11:41,967
The scariest cave in Equestria
was down that other way.

269
00:11:43,268 --> 00:11:45,971
The scariest cave
in Equestria?

270
00:11:46,004 --> 00:11:47,105
Oh, it's a fright
all right.

271
00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:50,342
Filled with creatures that'll
eat ya soon as look at ya.

272
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:52,945
Oooh! Sounds scary.

273
00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:54,146
Tell us more.

274
00:11:54,179 --> 00:11:55,914
<i> Granny: Ponies go in.</i>

275
00:11:55,947 --> 00:11:57,783
<i> But they never come out.</i>

276
00:12:01,853 --> 00:12:03,922
And you're sure
it's not that cave?

277
00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:05,491
The one we're
headin' straight for?

278
00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:07,760
Now Applejack, I
taught you better

279
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,795
than to question
your elder ponies.

280
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:13,766
You sure did.

281
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,434
All righty, then.

282
00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:18,370
Now everypony just sit on back
and leave the steerin'

283
00:12:18,403 --> 00:12:20,839
to your old Granny Smith.

284
00:12:20,872 --> 00:12:24,243
<i> ♪ (scary music) ♪</i>

285
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,882
<i> Granny: See now. Told
 you this was--</i>

286
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,984
<i> (screams)</i>

287
00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:32,851
<i> (camera shutter)</i>

288
00:12:32,884 --> 00:12:33,886
<i> Pinkie: Got it!</i>

289
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,155
<i> (frightened shouts)</i>

290
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,791
<i> Pinkie: Best scary
 unidentifiable creature ever.</i>

291
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:39,391
<i> (ferocious roars)</i>

292
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,927
<i> Pinkie: Say "Terrified!"</i>

293
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:42,962
<i> (screams)</i>

294
00:12:44,863 --> 00:12:49,101
<i> ♪ (cheerful humming) ♪</i>

295
00:12:49,134 --> 00:12:52,171
Guess that <u> was</u> the scariest
cave in Equestria.

296
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:57,042
Of course, I meant to
take us through it.

297
00:12:57,075 --> 00:12:59,278
Unexpected adventure
is good for the soul!

298
00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,313
Best Granny
wisdom ever!

299
00:13:01,346 --> 00:13:02,381
Uh-huh.

300
00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:05,250
Why don't you just scooch
on over there, Granny?

301
00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:07,119
Think I'll take it
from here on out.

302
00:13:08,353 --> 00:13:11,590
Is that how I taught you
to treat your elder ponies?

303
00:13:11,623 --> 00:13:14,359
Oooh. Oooh. Is it?

304
00:13:14,392 --> 00:13:17,229
You taught me to
trust my common sense.

305
00:13:17,262 --> 00:13:18,831
And my common sense says

306
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:22,134
we should get to Goldie
Delicious' cabin in one piece!

307
00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:25,237
And that is exactly
what <u> I'm</u> gonna do!

308
00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:27,172
That is mighty
generous of you,

309
00:13:27,205 --> 00:13:29,875
but I think you've done
enough for one day.

310
00:13:29,908 --> 00:13:33,145
And how exactly are you
gonna know which way to go?

311
00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:36,148
Hmmmmm?

312
00:13:36,181 --> 00:13:40,052
It would be easier if the
map hadn't gone overboard.

313
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:42,588
Hey! There wouldn't have
been an overboard

314
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:45,424
if Big Mac hadn't
overpacked the jalopy.

315
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,292
Eyup. Hey!

316
00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:48,927
Exactly.

317
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,231
So I think we can all agree
that from here on out,

318
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,366
I should be in
charge of everything.

319
00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:57,870
<i> (angry shouting)</i>

320
00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:01,974
<i> (splash)</i>

321
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:04,910
<i> (quacking)</i>

322
00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:06,011
<i> (squawk)</i>

323
00:14:11,249 --> 00:14:12,585
Heh heh.

324
00:14:14,052 --> 00:14:17,422
I just want to say that I think
you are all super-duper

325
00:14:17,455 --> 00:14:19,992
and I can't wait to make
the page in my scrapbook

326
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,894
about the amazing
waterfall we went down.

327
00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:27,132
♪♪

328
00:14:27,165 --> 00:14:28,267
<i> (quacking)</i>

329
00:14:31,069 --> 00:14:33,105
<i> (panicked shouts)</i>

330
00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:35,474
<i> (screams)</i>

331
00:14:37,475 --> 00:14:41,346
<i> (screams)</i>

332
00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:43,249
<i> Pinkie: Wheeeee!</i>

333
00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:48,520
<i> (camera shutter clicks)</i>

334
00:14:48,553 --> 00:14:50,389
<i> (screams)</i>

335
00:14:57,662 --> 00:15:01,400
Told ya that sugar pine sap
would hold this thing together.

336
00:15:04,669 --> 00:15:06,005
<i> (snap)</i>

337
00:15:07,272 --> 00:15:08,173
<i> (splash)</i>

338
00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:14,413
<i> (groans)</i>

339
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:15,547
We're here! We're here!

340
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,516
We made it to
Goldie Delicious'!

341
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:21,320
You guys! There's a note!

342
00:15:24,289 --> 00:15:25,491
<i> (giggling)</i>

343
00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:29,194
Uh, Pinkie Pie?

344
00:15:29,227 --> 00:15:31,363
Maybe you could read
that one out loud?

345
00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:33,598
Oh right, sorry! I
haven't even read it yet,

346
00:15:33,631 --> 00:15:35,968
I was just looking at
how pretty the paper is.

347
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,337
OK! It says that she ran
off to run some errands

348
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,604
but will be home soon.

349
00:15:39,637 --> 00:15:41,473
Ah! That's perfect!

350
00:15:41,506 --> 00:15:43,642
Why is that perfect?

351
00:15:43,675 --> 00:15:45,344
Because it will
give me enough time

352
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,012
to get more
scrapbook paper!

353
00:15:47,045 --> 00:15:48,047
See ya!

354
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:52,417
Worst family road
trip. Ever.

355
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:53,986
Eyup.

356
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:55,721
I can't believe she
witnessed our family

357
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:58,090
falling apart like this.

358
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,226
I can't believe I was
arguing with you so much

359
00:16:01,259 --> 00:16:03,695
that I tore the
wheel right off the raft.

360
00:16:03,728 --> 00:16:06,131
It's like I wasn't
myself at all.

361
00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:08,467
Aw, that wasn't
your fault.

362
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,703
My stubborn streak got a
holda me somethin' fierce.

363
00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:14,539
I shoulda let you take the
wheel long before that.

364
00:16:14,572 --> 00:16:17,142
It was my fault the
map got all wet.

365
00:16:17,175 --> 00:16:18,143
I was the pony..

366
00:16:18,176 --> 00:16:21,346
Now now, Big Mac, you
gotta know we forgive you

367
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:24,182
for packin' the jalopy so
much that it collapsed.

368
00:16:24,215 --> 00:16:28,620
You was just eager to please
Pinkie Pie like the rest of us.

369
00:16:28,653 --> 00:16:31,423
Everypony, I think we have
to let Pinkie Pie know

370
00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:34,226
that even if she does
discover that she's an Apple,

371
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:37,396
she does <u> not</u> have to feel
obliged to consider herself one.

372
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,498
Sure as apple sauce.

373
00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,633
<i> Pinkie: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?</i>

374
00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:44,703
You guys are the
best family ever!

375
00:16:44,736 --> 00:16:46,438
How can you say that?

376
00:16:46,471 --> 00:16:50,208
We started out as one big
unit and now look at us.

377
00:16:50,241 --> 00:16:52,110
Yeah! NOW look at you!

378
00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:54,379
<i>You're all here still
in one big unit,</i>

379
00:16:54,412 --> 00:16:57,182
<i> loving each other and owning
 up to what went wrong!</i>

380
00:16:57,215 --> 00:17:00,152
You never gave up, even
when things got tough!

381
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,287
She does make a
pretty good point.

382
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,391
You aren't just family,
you're best friends!

383
00:17:06,357 --> 00:17:08,493
And I want to be an
Apple more than ever!

384
00:17:08,526 --> 00:17:10,395
And we want you
to be one too!

385
00:17:10,428 --> 00:17:12,731
Yippee! Hee hee hee!

386
00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:15,700
<i> Goldie: Now that's how
 you run an errand.</i>

387
00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:18,103
HELLLLLO!

388
00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:20,205
Hello, yourself.

389
00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:23,241
You must be Goldie Delicious;
so nice to meet you!

390
00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:25,744
And who exactly are you?

391
00:17:25,777 --> 00:17:28,213
We're Apples!

392
00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:30,248
Well, we think
we're all Apples.

393
00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:32,584
But we need your help findin'
out if Pinkie Pie here

394
00:17:32,617 --> 00:17:34,653
is our fourth cousin
twice removed.

395
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,588
Why didn't you say so?

396
00:17:36,621 --> 00:17:41,359
If anypony can help solve this
genealogy mystery, it's me.

397
00:17:41,392 --> 00:17:42,294
<i> (grunts)</i>

398
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:45,630
<i> (creaking door)</i>

399
00:17:45,663 --> 00:17:49,201
I am sorry about this.

400
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,570
I wasn't exactly
expectin' company.

401
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,839
Let me try to
squeeze in here.

402
00:17:53,872 --> 00:18:00,178
Get some oil ... the
hinges, heh heh heh.

403
00:18:00,211 --> 00:18:01,646
All right then!

404
00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:04,716
Just have to move a few things
out of the way of the door.

405
00:18:04,749 --> 00:18:06,651
Ooh! Ah! Get off of
that, Mr. Puppy.

406
00:18:06,684 --> 00:18:08,787
<i> (yowling cat)</i>

407
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:10,789
<i> Come on, sweetheart.</i>

408
00:18:10,822 --> 00:18:12,524
Come on in!

409
00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:16,461
Sorry about the mess.

410
00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:25,270
<i> (meowing)</i>

411
00:18:26,437 --> 00:18:27,439
Whoa!

412
00:18:27,472 --> 00:18:28,707
Careful now.

413
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:32,444
Those belonged to your Great,
Great, Great, Uncle Apple Tart.

414
00:18:32,477 --> 00:18:33,778
Whose was this?

415
00:18:33,811 --> 00:18:35,447
<i> That was my lunch.</i>

416
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,748
<i> A couple weeks ago.</i>

417
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:51,597
And this here is the complete
record of our family tree.

418
00:18:54,265 --> 00:18:58,637
It's not here, or here or here,
it certainly isn't here, is it.

419
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:00,172
Oh, here it is!

420
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:01,239
Oh dear.

421
00:19:01,272 --> 00:19:03,241
"Oh dear"? What is it?

422
00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:04,910
Am I not an
Apple after all?

423
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:06,912
That's just it.
I don't know!

424
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,580
The page is all smudged!

425
00:19:11,849 --> 00:19:15,520
I sure am sorry, but I don't
think I can help you after all.

426
00:19:15,553 --> 00:19:16,688
Don't be sorry.

427
00:19:16,721 --> 00:19:17,956
It's OK.

428
00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:20,425
I'm just a little disappointed
that I'll never know for sure

429
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:21,894
if I'm a part of this family.

430
00:19:23,461 --> 00:19:25,263
Well, I know for sure!

431
00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:26,331
What do you mean?

432
00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:27,799
You can't know.

433
00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:29,868
I can know for sure
that it doesn't matter

434
00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:32,704
what the book says
or doesn't say.

435
00:19:32,737 --> 00:19:34,606
After all you've
been through with us,

436
00:19:34,639 --> 00:19:36,274
and all you've put up with,

437
00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:39,711
it's obvious you're
an Apple to the core!

438
00:19:39,744 --> 00:19:41,379
Darn tootin'!

439
00:19:41,412 --> 00:19:42,948
Yes-siree!

440
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:44,516
Eyup!

441
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,989
Say "Best family hug ever!"

442
00:19:51,022 --> 00:19:53,391
Best family hug ever!

443
00:19:53,424 --> 00:19:54,426
<i> (shutter click)</i>

444
00:19:54,459 --> 00:20:02,901
♪♪

445
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:04,769
Thanks again for
the wagon, Goldie!

446
00:20:04,802 --> 00:20:06,304
See you soon!

447
00:20:06,337 --> 00:20:08,473
Y'all sure you don't want
to take any of these

448
00:20:08,506 --> 00:20:10,375
Apple family heirlooms
home with ya?

449
00:20:10,408 --> 00:20:11,476
<i> (clatter)</i>

450
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:13,779
<i> (meow)</i>

451
00:20:14,979 --> 00:20:16,414
Nope.

452
00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:20,885
<i> ♪♪</i>

453
00:20:20,918 --> 00:20:24,756
<i> ♪ We're Apples forever
 Apples together ♪</i>

454
00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:28,760
<i> ♪ We're family but
 so much more. ♪</i>

455
00:20:28,793 --> 00:20:32,931
<i> ♪ No matter what comes
 We will face the weather. ♪</i>

456
00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:35,934
<i> ♪ We're Apples to the core! ♪</i>

457
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:41,973
Twilight agreed this was
definitely an experience

458
00:20:42,006 --> 00:20:43,675
worth puttin' in the journal.

459
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:45,777
Think I'll write about
how bein' a good family

460
00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:47,512
isn't about bein' perfect

461
00:20:47,545 --> 00:20:49,848
as much as it is about
bein' able to get through

462
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:51,416
the rough patches together.

463
00:20:51,449 --> 00:20:53,985
About bein' able to forgive
each other for mistakes.

464
00:20:54,018 --> 00:20:55,887
Don't forget to mention how
really good friends

465
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,756
can also feel like
your family.

466
00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:59,991
Eyup.

467
00:21:00,024 --> 00:21:01,026
You know what?

468
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:02,394
Maybe I should write it.

469
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,596
I'm good at makin'
things sound excitin'.

470
00:21:04,629 --> 00:21:07,432
I have a history of
excellent story telling.

471
00:21:07,465 --> 00:21:09,367
I should probably
do it-- Hey!

472
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,469
Where in the haystack do
you think you're going

473
00:21:11,502 --> 00:21:12,771
with that there pen?

474
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:16,841
<i> (shouting)</i>

475
00:21:16,874 --> 00:21:21,012
Look at me; I'm part of the
Apply family too. I'm arguing!

476
00:21:21,045 --> 00:21:23,481
<i> Argue-argue-argue!
 Bicker, bicker!</i>

477
00:21:23,514 --> 00:21:25,784
<i>(arguing continues)</i>

