Architittys 1
>Be anon
>Apparently in a world full of easy magical solutions no one ever took the time to fix things the hard way.
>Which sucked for the non magical races.
>After Twilight in passing told you about the water problems they had in Mooscow you wrote up an explanation on the use of aqueducts, including how to build them, what slope they needed to have and that they should avoid using lead pipes.
>You had twilight send that letter to the Cattle Crown.
>Ever since then you have gotten many more letters asking for held to various problems, and more cheese than you know what to do with.
>There was an apology letter saying that they wished they could have sent gold as payment but they spent it all on implementing the solutions you sent them.
>Fortunately the cheese was the best you have ever had.
>What was less fortunate was that each wheel had the name of the Minotaur that made it.
>You have yet to ask what exactly they mean by that.
>Or why half of it was made by the queen.
>For the last few months you have been exchanging letters with a Minotaur named Victoria Architittys, about teaching her mechanical solutions to everyday problems, most of it was just regurgitating ideas from Earth. Thanks engineering degree.
>Last week you got a letter form a very excited Vic gushing about how she has reserved funding from the crown to move to ponyvill to better learn from you.
>Today you are going to work on the schematics for a windmill that can grind both wheat and hay before you go to the train station to great Victoria.

>Be Victoria Architittys
>By the 7 Lactose Lands it hot in here
>You knew Equestria was hot but not this hot!
>If it wasn't for you wanting to make a good first impression you would have removed some clothes.
>But you held a royal title as the first royal engineer! You must dress accordingly.
>How else were you to impressed anon, he may be a genius by pony standards but he's still a station, and no stallion can resist a heifer in uniform.
>Your official orders were to study under anon and learn the ways of an engineer
>Your unofficial orders where to seduce him and get him to move to Mooscow to work for the crown.
>But with this heat you will need all the help you can get.

>With a screech that puts you teeth on edge the train comes to a stop at ponyvill station.
>In a rush you grab your bags and try to squeeze out of the door ready to great anon.
>Your eyes dart around trying to find this station.
>"Victoria, glad to see you've arrived safely."
>Your eyes dart to the source of that statement.
>In an instant your blood freezes and your milk curdles.
>You thought that anon was a stallion, but before you was a creature of legend.
>A creature that brings to mind images of chains and leather, bondage and imprisonment, of traps and torment!
>A human!

>Be anon
>Victoria has silently been starring at for on the train station for a few minutes.
>It's given you more than enough time to take in her appearance.
>Her white and brown fur was slick with sweat and she was breathing heavily.
>Her heaving breasts where larger than any creature you have ever seen, bigger than even a full grown dragons.
>Her uniform looked like a white SS uniform.
>And for the last few minutes she has just starred at you, a faint high pitch sounds emanating from her.
>You step forward wave your hand in front of her face.
Ummm hello?
>At that she screams, and falls forward on to you unconscious.