>"O...kay... Um... I guess I'll just walk this way then..." She carefully walks past you and Jeff. >But before she could get too far, you snap back to your senses, turn around, and call out to her. "Wait! Miss Whistles, sorry about that." You say pointing back to a still stunned Jeff. "We've just honestly never seen an Equestrian here before." >She turns back and smiles. "Oh, that's no problem. I AM new here after all. I decided that a vacation would do me good right now, so I looked around and decided Earth seems fun. Also, just 'Windy' is fine." >You nod in understanding. "No problem. But yeah, we do indeed have some fun stuff around, but Equestrians usually go to more populated places. Why did you decide to come here?" >You were curious. >You assume Equestrians would want to be where there's a higher population of them. >"Well, aft-" >Just then Jeff calls out. "Hey Anon! How'd you get over there?" >Jeff runs over to the you, and stands next to you. >He then turns, sees Windy smiling at him, and starts staring again. >"Uhhhhhh..." He drones again. >You slap him. "Dude, stop staring. This won't be a regular thing with you will it?" >Jeff rubs his face. You didn't slap him hard, but there was still a small sting. >"Uh, nah." He looks at Windy. "Sorry about that. My name's Jeff." >Windy sticks out her hoof and smiles widely. "Windy Whistles, but just call me 'Windy'." >Jeff smiles back as he shakes her hoof. "Delighted to meet you, Windy." >You're glad that went well. You really didn't want Jeff being a droning spaz. "Well, I'm glad we got that sorted out." You look at Windy. "Please continue. I asked why you decided to vacation here." >She nodded. "Well, I decided to come to Earth after reading about humans and their culture. I really enjoyed the idea of being around a bunch of humans." >She trot-danced in place happily. >"So, I looked up on Earth's internet the places that had less ponies and more humans. And this place had a decent population of humans, a good amount of things to do, and next to no ponies even visiting! I just didn't want to be surrounded by boring tourists, I'd rather be surrounded by the new things and new culture!" >Jeff chuckled. "Well, you got that right. We've never even seen any Equestrians before you. You're pretty much in an all human town." "Yeah, pretty much." You say. "So, what kind of fun things did you have in mind? Jeff and I aren't busy at all today, so we could definitely show you around." >You look to Jeff. >Jeff smiles. "Yeah, I was actually just saying how I wanted to meet an Equestrian. I'm so up for just hanging out with one." >Windy beams. "Yeah! That'd be great!" She ponders for a moment. "As for your question..." >She giggled sheepishly. "I may have been too excited to actually look anything up. That's why I asked you guys what was around." >You chuckle a bit and look to Jeff. "Got any ideas, fam? I don't exactly go out much except with you." >Jeff thinks for a second before raising an eyebrow as one of his thoughts and pulling out his phone. >You see him tapping on his screen a few times, type something out then scroll for a bit. >He gives you and Windy a smile as he shows you an article for the local news. >"Check this out, it's from a couple months ago." He says. >You look at the headline. It read ''Kamikaze World' Amusement Park Installs Equestrian Sized Seat Belts In Rides Hoping To Up Tourism' >You smirk. This is perfect. This pony wanted fun, she'll have some fun. "Brilliant, Jeff." You turn to Windy. "How does an amusement park sound?" >She gives a confused look. "You mean those wooden things powered by ponies, er, humans? That sounds kinda slow and boring." >Jeff shakes his head. "No, no. This park is the best one in the state. Electric motors and smooth metal rails on the coasters. Speeds that make your stomach lurch. And the best part? It's only about an hour's drive away from here." >You nod. Sounds like fun to you. "So, you interested?" >She looks at you both, then grins widely with wide eyes. "Am I?! Let's go!"