>>https://derpibooru.org/1690853
>>What are they talking about?

>>Anon's penis, in intimate detail, from the frenulum to the scrotal skin

>"Yes! It protrudes out all the time!"
>"No way!"
>"How do they hide it?!"
>"Why do you think they have pants AND underwears?"
>"But it must be so small!"
>"That's the thing, they're very small at first, not much bigger than your hoof, but then blood pumps in when they get aroused and it grows bigger and bigger,"
>"Hahaha that sounds weird!"
>"I know, right? And it's not the weirdest part, it's covered in a layer of skin they call a foreskin, like a sheath but it grows with the penis and it still covers it when they're erect!"
>"Really? How does it work?"
>the moon nerd shrugs
>"It just does, and then you simply pull the skin down and it reveals the real deal, the glans,"
>"What's that?"
>"It's the head of the penis, it's generally bigger than the shaft and looks like a mushroom,"
>"A mushroom?!"
>"Yeah, but a cute one! And all pink too,"
>"Cute, huh?"
>giggles
>"H-hey! If you don't want to hear it then I can--"
>"Oh come on moonie, we're just teasing! Tell us more!"
>harumphs
>"And it's the most sensitive part, it's their equivalent of a clitoris he said,"
>"A clit?! Wait, isn't he... you know? A male?"
>"Yes! Yes he's male, it just had something to do with how their genetics work and how their bodies decide their genders during the procreation or something, I... I wasn't really paying attention at that point, hehe,"
>"Ohhh, I bet you weren't!"
>"So! How'd it smell?"
>"It was, pleasant? Kinda musky, it smelled like him, really, but stronger, not really like a stallion either, it was... good, yeah he smelled good down there, and he tasted even bette--"
>Gasp
>"Taste?!"
>"You gave him a blowjob?!"
>"Shhhh! Do you want the whole town to know about it?!"
>"Come on keep going, we need details!"
>"D-don't judge me, okay?!"
>"Filly please, there's nothing wrong with sucking your special somepony's dick every once in a while,"
>"Special somepony?! W-we're not, I mean, I don't think we are!"

>"You're always together and you sucked his dick, how can you not be?"
>"I don't... are we?"
>"Duh!"
>"He really likes you, you know? And it's obvious YOU like him, seeing how you jumped to third base without ever kissing him,"
>"It--it was just a spur of the moment! The hormones! And I bet his kind releases pheromones or something too!"
>they shared a knowing look while smirking
>"Sure it was, now, how was it?"
>"How was what?"
>"The dick! Did you have fun? How'd you go about it? Did you try to throat it or do the silly stuff they do in your chineighse smut comics?"
>"N-no! I may not have much experience but even I know not to do stuff like that,"
>"Details~,"
>"It was... alright? I guess?"
>"Tell us everything! How you did it, what he did, what he said! Anything that comes to your mind!"
>"O-okay, I get it, so, I just, you know, played with it for a bit with my hoof while he was explaining stuff to me like how the base of the head is the most sensitive part and how most of it basically works like a stallion's,"
>"S-so, while I was masturbating him he, huh,"
>"Yes? He...??"
>"He placed his hand on my other hoof, the one on his thigh, and he said I was doing great,"
>"Awwwww!"
>"He's a keeper!"
>"So I decided to k-kiss it,"
>"Oh gosh that's adorable,"
>"You're so precious!"
>"Girls! Stop it!"
>"Heheheeh,"
>"It was really warm and it smelled good so I just kept kissing it and then,"
>"Then?"
>"He started to make sounds, like groans and stuff,"
>"Males are such beasts!"
>"That's so hot,"
>"So I decided I'd go for it and licked it,"
>"Unf,"
>"It was salty,"
>"Salt?!"
>"Yeah, he said it's because of their diet, their sweat and their... other body fluids all taste salty,"
>"Dear Celestia I need a human in my life,"
>"Other fluids? So you tasted his splooge too?"
>"Pffrr splooge?!
>"W-what? It sounds better than cum, doesn't it?"
>"There's like a bazillion words you could use for that, and you have to chose 'splooge'? You're such a baby~,"
>"Hey! I'm not the one who--"

>"What then? Did he fuck your face?"
>"Lemon!"
>"What?! That's what happens in like, half her comics!"
>"Still! Anon may be a bit rough around the edges, but I'm sure even he knows that this kind of exercise wouldn't befit a virgin like moonie!"
>"Unless she was the one asking for it~,"
>"We really can't take you anywhere,"
>"That's why you're glued to me baby~!"
>"Whatever, come on moonie, finish the story please!"
>"W-well there's not much more, after I started... sucking on it he just placed his free hand on top of my head and started scratching my ears while cheering me up and m-moaning my name,"
>"Oh the cheese,"
>"and, uhm... he was getting close, he said so, and his hips started to buck a bit whenever I'd give his tip a lick, and then he said I should pull out but I know how stallions love it when you, ahem, swallow,"
>"You swallowed?! On your first blowjob?!"
>"Atta' girl!"
>nod
>"I-I knew he was okay with it because he wasn't really trying to pull out either, and he tasted so good so I just kept sucking and swallowing,"
>"Our little moonie is now a grown mare! I'm so proud I could cry,"
>"Tell me he cuddled with you after that!"
>"He..."
>"He???"
>"After that he kissed me, on the lips,"
>"He kissed you?!"
>"Right after you sucked his cock and swallowed his load?! They never want to do that! They always find it disgusting!"
>nod nod
>"And then we just kinda snuggled and he fell asleep,"
>"And he left you high and dry! I knew it! You can't trust stallions, ever!"
>"Oh no, it's okay I, huh, I had fun,"
>"So, when do you plan to go for the fourth base?"
>"When we woke up, he said that--"
"Oh hey girls, hi Moondancer!"

>"Oooh what a surprise! Anon!"
>"Speak of the devil!"
>"hush!"
>"A-A-Anon! W-what are you doing here?!"
"I, huh, I kinda live on the other side of the street?"
>"O-oh, haha, right, silly me!"
>he raised an eyebrow at that
>but smiled nonetheless
"Yes, silly you, so, we still doing that study session? I was going to pick you up at the library, but since you're here..?"
>"R-r-right now? In front of everypony?!"
>"Pppfrrr what a dork!"
"Huh... we can do it here if you want but I'd rather do it at my place,"
>"OH! Haha! YES! It was a joke! Hhahahaha!"
"Ooookay? So, we goin'?"
>"I-Wait! I don't know, I don't think I'm ready--"
>"Yes you're going! Me and Lemon were going to move anyway, we have things to talk about!"
>"B-but girls--"
>"I'm sure you both will have lots of fun! Now come on Lemon,"
>"Yeah yeah, oh wait, Anon!"
"What's up?"
>"Don't forget to play with her butt, she loves anal but knowing her she'd never tell you!"
>"LEMON!"
>"Hahahahaha! Cya~!"
>Anon looked at the nerdy mare with a quizzical, yet amused look on his face
>she couldn't find the courage to look up to him tho, her face now as red as her mane
"Your butt, huh?"