♪ It's a sweet life, still a little messy ♪
♪ Magic life, Full of surprises ♪
♪ Fast life...♪ ♪ Gaze upon my gems! ♪
♪ It's a fun life because we got each other ♪
♪ It's a cute life ♪
♪ Living life in our own way! ♪
♪ Come on grab a slice of cake ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
♪ Fun in every bite, Friendship, rainbows, wuh-oh! ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
AHH! Did you hear the news, Gummy?
Everypony's gone which means you can finally binge
all fifteen seasons of Good Sweets with me!
Oh! Well, have fun.
I'll just enjoy my alone time...
all alone.
Huh?
This calls for party plan P.
I forgot, party plan P needs at least two ponies to party.
Oooh...I miss everypony.
Everything just reminds me of them.
Like this cookie Rainbow Dash didn t finish.
Applejack's favorite stool,
it wobbles just like her.
Rarity's lending library.
It holds her entire Detective Monet series!
Fluttershy's favorite stuffed dog,
it's been missing for weeks.
Ah, Twilight's Replitron 5000.
It smells just like her...
with a hint of burning plastic.
If only we could all hang out
even when we're not hanging out... If only...
Hmmm...
♪
Was I supposed to figure something out?
I've got it!
♪
Hehehe... It's alive!
(EXCITED GIGGLING)
Well lookie here, we're back!
By my calculations, it's like we never left.
Au contraire mon mares.
I'm sorry we left you alone, Pinkie.
(PINKIE PIE GASPS)
I was still the fastest to--
- You can move! - And we can talk, too!
Cookie Dash is saying she's hungry.
You got all of that from her stomps?
Well since you're here, we can all hang out.
Ooh ooh! I could bake you something.
Surely you're joking. There's a whole world out there!
Wow... what is this life,
and who am I in it?
- Who am I? Wow... - W-W-Wait, you can't leave.
We haven't even played a game yet.
If we play a game, will that mean we can leave?
Maybe, or we could play another game after that one?
Or you could stay and never leave?
Games! forever!
(ANGRY GRUMBLES)
- Grrr! - Hehe...
We get that you don't want to be alone,
but that shouldn't stop us from exploring what's out there.
(EFFORT NOISES)
(SCREAMS)
Aw you're right, the world is a big ol' gumdrop
just waiting for you to take a bite... or stomp.
(CHEERING)
Alone again...
I guess I should clean up this mess.
♪
PINKIE PIE: Welcome back, everypony!
Pinkie Pie!
We missed you! Did you miss us?
Sure did! Although I had a lot of fun too.
Got creative, you know.
Half-Chomp Champion!
You always get my talents, Pinkie.
Perfectly steady for me to wobble.
How fabulous,
you put them in order of my five star reviews!
You're part of the collection now.
Forever.
So, did you get to relax at all?
Yeah, I learned to let go
and just enjoy the peace and quiet.
Well then, let's make some cookies and celebrate!
Hehe...Sure...
♪
"How To Succeed In Equestria Without Really Trying?"
What in tarnation are you reading that for, Pinkie?
You've already got the most successful cupcakery in town!
Relax, Applejack.
I'm doing it because I'm ready to take Sugarcube Corner
to the big time... the tech world!
Filli-con Valley!
You get it.
Oh well shucks, that sounds exciting!
A-And how do you plan on doing that?
Easy, breezy!
Just like all the best and brightest minds of the business
world, I'm planning a tech conference to get investors
to contribute to Sugarcube Corner!
But how can you improve on cupcakes!?
They're kinda just, you know, cupcakes.
Well, you're just gonna to have to come to my conference
to find out, now aren't you?
Generating buzz already!
My, oh my. I don't know what she's selling,
but I'm ready to buy.
Oop sorry. Should have given more information.
I'm talking about my tech conference.
It's later today. And it's here, at Sugarcube Corner!
Tell your friends!
Can I get a quick tech check, or is that a pain in the neck?
- Got one on deck. - Glad you made the trek.
Notecards.
Know it all by heart.
Wireless remote?
CUPCAKE. CUPCAKE. SIBILLANCE.
TWO TWO.
Cupcake.
Perfect. Investors here?
Yes, Ms. Pie. They're ready for you
when you're ready for them.
Pinkie Pie picked a pack of perfect pastries.
Everything okay, Ms. Pie?
Can you stall for a few teensy seconds while I--
freak out?!!
(DRAMATIC PIANO MUSIC)
It's okay to be nervous,
but you ve got this!
Some ponies - and dragons - will invest in anything.
I once sunk a bunch of bits into T-shirts.
And then I realized... I don't even wear T-shirts!
I don't even like T-shirts!
I know you're right.
I'm just so nervous all of the sudden.
Pinkie, stage fright is no joke,
but we'll help you!
But I'm afraid of the audience. I'm afraid of the lights!
And my stomach's upset!
How will I overcome any of this?
With a montage!
♪
Perfect!
You've all helped me so much
and I love my new hat!
I have to admit I'm not really a turtleneck gal.
But wait, where's Fluttershy?
No time to fret about that! You've got this!
Unless you don't.
In which case I am more than happy to step in.
They don't call me Ponyville's number one understudy
for nothing!
Aw that's so sweet! But I've got this!
Simple, elegant, refined sugar.
With a dash of party.
Imagine, if you will,
a cake that could fit on the sole of your hoof.
You'd probably need a pretty big hoof, right? Wrong!
The future is here: Sugarcube Corner's new line
of designer cakes are sleek. Stylish.
Boxed and ready for immediate delivery.
I have seen the future and the future, is cupcakes.
Thank you.
Oh no! No pony came!
Well, we're here, and we've got bits to invest!!
I've got seed money!
Wow!
Well?
SAY SOMETHING!
I wanna be your silent partner.
That's why I didn't say anything.
I'll invest!
We're partners?! This is amazing!
I couldn't have done it without my best friends
supporting me.
So there I was,
opening night and my costume wasn t done being sewn yet!
but darlings, you bet your mane
I know how to improvise, and I--
W-w-wait.. And scene.
(CHEERING)
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