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I thought Pinkie Pie said
to get here right away.
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She sure had a burr in her
britches about something.
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So, where is she?
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Yeah. What is
taking her so long?
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[giggle]
Just kidding.
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You guys really need to look
behind you once in a while.
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Uh, Pinkie, you said you
had something important
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to tell us.
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Not telling so
much as showing.
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In fact, what
you're about to see
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may shake the very foundations
of your perception
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for all time!
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Um...a cupcake?
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YES! But wait!
There's more.
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[boing]
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It's an invitation
to visit
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the Cheese Sandwich
Amusement Factory!
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Cheese Sandwich
opened a factory?
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What do they make
there? Rubber chickens?
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That's ridiculous. They
make way more there
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than just rubber
chickens!
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Gosh, Cheese hardly
seems the factory type.
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I just assumed he'd
continue to wander Equestria
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throwing parties. Still, you
must be excited to see him.
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I am! I can't wait to tour
his factory, catch up,
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have him tell me my life's
purpose, swap gag tips.
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Whoa-whoa-whoa.
What did you say?
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Uh, catch up? I mean,
it has been a while.
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I think Applejack's
asking about the part
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about Cheese Sandwich
and your life's purpose?
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Oh, that. Yeah. It's just all
of you have found your thing.
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You're going to rule
all of Equestria.
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Rainbow Dash is
a Wonderbolt.
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Fluttershy has her
animal sanctuary.
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Rarity has her boutiques.
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Applejack has that
hat... and the farm,
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so that's, like,
two things.
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I don't even have one.
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When I first got Cheese's
invite, I was a little jealous.
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It felt like even
he was moving on
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to bigger and
better things
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and everypony was
leaving me behind.
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But then I realized Cheese
Sandwich is a party pony
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just like me.
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If he figured out his purpose,
he can help me figure out mine!
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I think talking to Cheese
Sandwich is a great idea,
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but the only pony
who can really find
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your life's
purpose is you.
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I know, silly. That's
why I'm going to visit
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Cheese Sandwich's factory
so I can ask him to help me!
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Uh, Pinkie, are you
sure this is edible?
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I am not!
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[chomp chomp chomp]
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♪♪
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♪ My little pony,
my little pony ♪
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♪ Aaaahhh ♪
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♪ My little Pony ♪
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♪ I used to wonder what
friendship could be. ♪
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♪ My Little Pony ♪
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♪ Until you all shared
its magic with me. ♪
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♪ Big adventure! ♪
♪ Tons of fun ♪
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♪ A beautiful heart! ♪ ♪
Faithful and strong! ♪
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♪ Sharing kindness ♪
♪ it's an easy feat ♪
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♪ And magic makes it
all complete! ♪
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♪ To have my little pony ♪
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♪ Do you know you're all
my very best friends? ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Yep. Anypony with
a smile like that
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is exactly the kind of
pony I want helping me.
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♪♪
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Oh, hey guys. Pardon me.
Just gonna squeeze by.
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Can we help you?
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You sure can. I'm here
to see Cheese Sandwich!
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Cheese Sandwich
doesn't "see" anypony.
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This factory
is shut tight.
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Nopony ever comes out
and nopony ever goes in,
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including you,
so move along.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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To think I came
all this way
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because of this
personal invitation
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from Cheese
Sandwich himself.
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You...you have
an invitation?
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Well, why didn't
you say so?
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[wailing siren]
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[gates crash open]
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Next time, I get
to push the button.
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Oh. Desolate-y.
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Hello? Anypony there?
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[frightened squeal]
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Cheese, I'm so
happy to see you!
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Hmmm. This should have
gotten a big laugh.
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I wonder if we need to
add more carpet rolls.
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I suppose it could
be the mask.
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Let's try taking the nostril
flare down 10%. Thoughts?
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I have a thought.
Who are you?
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So sorry. Sans Smirk,
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Vice-President of
amusement integration.
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Mr. Sandwich is very
excited you're here.
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If you'll just follow me,
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it's a short trip through the
factory to Cheese's office.
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Wow. A whole factory
dedicated to gags.
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Ooh! I bet this is the
fun-est place ever!
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[crash]
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Huh.
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Maybe the fun
is behind all this
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boring-looking
factory stuff.
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[clang]
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The fun is the
factory stuff.
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We take a fairly serious
approach to comedy here.
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Observe.
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Oh, look. A pretty flower.
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[sniff sniff]
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[splash]
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The squirting
flower's a classic.
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Ohhh! What if the flower
was part of a shirt,
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but the flower didn't
squirt; the shirt did!
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That. Is. Literally.
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The funniest thing
I've ever heard.
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Oh, come on. That's just
off the top of my head.
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You probably get like
seventeen thousand ideas
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like that from
Cheese every minute.
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We'd have to
use a series
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of interconnected
tubes in the fabric.
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What do you
think of this?
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[raspberry noise]
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I think it's a
whoopie cushion.
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Yes.
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But what if you made
the embarrassing sound
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come from
somepony else?
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I sit on it, but the
sound comes from you!
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We could call it the
"Ventriloquoopee Cushion"!
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[excited murmurs]
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So which way is
Cheese's office again?
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Right. Of course. It's
been quite a while
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since we've had the
opportunity to work
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with true comic
inspiration like this.
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What about Cheese?
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Oh! One more thing.
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Our "Super-Slip
Banana Peel."
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Still in development, but we
think it's pretty special.
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♪♪
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[falling yells]
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♪♪
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So? Too slippery?
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Oh! What if instead of
slipping, you were sticking?
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One step on this banana peel
and you can't get it off.
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That's funny!
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Wow. Just wow.
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You're exactly the pony
Cheese Sandwich needs to see.
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Great!
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Because he's exactly
the pony I need to see.
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Uh? Hello?
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[quiet and subdued voice]
Pinkie, I'm - I'm glad you came.
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Of course I did!
Your factory is big!
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It really seems like
you found your purpose,
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which is perfect, since
I came here for help.
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That is perfect! I knew I
could count on you to help me.
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Well, that's triple
perfect because- Uh, wait.
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Why do you need my help?
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Because, Pinkie, I,
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[clap clap]
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I've completely lost my laugh!
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♪ [horror sting] ♪
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You lost your laugh?
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Is that some kind of joke?
Because it's not a funny one.
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It's not a joke.
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And even if it was, I wouldn't
be able to laugh at it.
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Right.
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Why don't we continue
this discussion
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over some delicious
canned peanut brittle?
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Ha-ha!
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Wow. You did lose your
laugh. That's horrible!
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Sorry to interrupt,
but it occurs to me
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that a 7% tighter wind
on the snake springs
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would yield a 12% increase
in giggle output.
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This is why
we're a team.
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Sans, here, has always been
able to eke every last laugh
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out of my gags. Which,
which is a help,
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since I haven't come up with
any good ones in a while.
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Wait. So you can tell if
a gag is funny or not;
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you just can't
laugh at it?
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YES! And it's torture!
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How did this happen?
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I don't know.
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Back when I was a party pony,
I laughed at everything.
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♪♪
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I spread my party cheer
wherever it was needed.
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I even started
making individual,
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one-of-a-kind
novelty gags
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for each and every
one of my parties.
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♪♪
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[whack]
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[clatter]
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[laughter]
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Soon, it seemed like everypony
in Equestria wanted one.
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[zap]
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Ha ha!
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It was more work than
my hooves could handle,
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but I didn't want
to disappoint
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all those smiling faces.
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Luckily, Sans Smirk came to me
with the idea for a factory.
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A gag factory.
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♪ [majestic music] ♪
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I could finally
keep up with demand
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and make everypony happy.
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Soon we were sending
gags all over Equestria.
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♪ [busy music] ♪
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♪♪
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[croak]
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♪♪
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[spray]
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♪ [music slows
down and stops] ♪
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But then, one day my
laugh was just gone.
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I haven't left
the factory since.
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I don't want anypony
to see me like this.
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I mean look at me,
Boneless 2
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doesn't even
recognize me anymore!
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So can you help me,
Pinkie? What do you think?
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I think I've got two words
for you, Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:02,901
Boo.
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00:10:02,934 --> 00:10:04,269
Boo who?
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00:10:04,302 --> 00:10:07,740
Don't cry because I'm gonna
get you your laugh back!
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00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,908
Let's start with
something small.
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00:10:09,941 --> 00:10:12,211
Excuse me, Mr. Smirk,
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00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:16,081
but is there
something in my eye?
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00:10:16,114 --> 00:10:18,050
Top notch eye-googling, Ms. Pie.
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00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:19,818
Hmm.
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Why thanks, Sans, old
pal. Put 'er there.
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[loud buzz]
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Oh! Sorry about that.
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Let me make it up to
you. How about some pie?
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Googly eye to hoof buzzer
to pieface pratfall.
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Mwah! Masterful.
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00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:48,047
Meh.
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Come on! Those classic bits
put Rainbow Dash's funny bone
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in a cast for a week!
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00:10:53,251 --> 00:10:57,389
Don't blame yourself, Pinkie.
Whatever I got, I got it bad.
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Hmm. Maybe we need to
start even smaller.
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You can't run
before you can walk
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00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:07,833
and you can't laugh
before you can smile.
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00:11:07,866 --> 00:11:11,003
And your smiler's
all out of whack.
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00:11:11,036 --> 00:11:12,871
Now let's see what
we're working with.
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Gimme your biggest,
bestest smile!
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[moan]
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Am I doing it? Am I smiling?
I feel like I'm smiling.
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00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:28,253
Almost! Maybe I just need to
spot you for a rep or two.
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♪ [military snare drum] ♪
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[grunts]
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OK! You've got this!
It's all you! Ready?
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Anything?
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00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:41,767
[groan]
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00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:42,901
Gah.
255
00:11:42,934 --> 00:11:45,204
I'm not giving up
on you yet, Cheese.
256
00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:47,005
I know there's
something somewhere
257
00:11:47,038 --> 00:11:48,440
that'll make you laugh.
258
00:11:48,473 --> 00:11:51,243
I just have to figure
out where to look.
259
00:11:51,276 --> 00:11:53,145
I would like to take
this opportunity
260
00:11:53,178 --> 00:11:55,748
to point out that we
are in a gag factory.
261
00:11:57,215 --> 00:11:59,952
This is where the
magic happens.
262
00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:01,854
Research and development.
263
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:04,356
It's where we figure out
the science of funny.
264
00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:06,258
How do you science funny?
265
00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:09,061
Of course, there's no
one-size-fits-all joke,
266
00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:11,330
no grand unified gag theory.
267
00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:14,299
But, if we figure out
the funny of one gag,
268
00:12:14,332 --> 00:12:16,401
we can combine it with
the funny of another gag
269
00:12:16,434 --> 00:12:19,204
and make a third
funnier gag.
270
00:12:19,237 --> 00:12:20,239
[splat]
271
00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:24,209
I guess that makes sense.
272
00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:27,813
Rule of threes. Hm,
one, two, three.
273
00:12:27,846 --> 00:12:29,848
Yep, that math checks out.
274
00:12:29,881 --> 00:12:32,050
Hmmm. At this point,
275
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,786
I'm willing to give
anything a try!
276
00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:35,320
♪ [dance beat] ♪
277
00:12:35,353 --> 00:12:42,361
♪♪
278
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:47,332
[clang]
279
00:12:47,365 --> 00:12:48,300
[splash]
280
00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:55,341
♪♪
281
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:10,022
I don't understand.
I've tried everything.
282
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:12,925
Stand-up, classic gags,
physical humor, prop comedy,
283
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,927
vaudeville, surrealist
alt-scene character pieces.
284
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,029
Nothing's worked!
285
00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:18,997
It seems we've
exhausted every avenue
286
00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:21,567
that even the science
of comedy can provide.
287
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,168
That's it, then.
288
00:13:23,201 --> 00:13:25,204
What do you mean?
289
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,573
I appreciate everything
you've done, Pinkie,
290
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,576
but if you can't make
me laugh, nopony can.
291
00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:34,012
But, sir, you can't
just surrender.
292
00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:35,981
It doesn't look like
I have a choice.
293
00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:39,184
I need to figure out how
to live without a laugh.
294
00:13:39,217 --> 00:13:41,887
I know you tried your best,
but it's time you went home.
295
00:13:43,521 --> 00:13:44,423
[gasp]
296
00:13:46,124 --> 00:13:47,393
I too am horrified.
297
00:13:53,131 --> 00:13:56,635
So that's it? You're
all just giving up?
298
00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:58,971
I'm afraid Mr.
Sandwich is right.
299
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,340
You are the funniest
pony in Equestria
300
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,008
and if you can't
bring back his laugh,
301
00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:05,277
it is surely
gone forever.
302
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:08,080
But Cheese was just
as funny as me.
303
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,015
I can't believe
that's all gone.
304
00:14:11,249 --> 00:14:12,551
None of us can.
305
00:14:12,584 --> 00:14:15,020
I shudder to think what
will become of the factory.
306
00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:17,155
You're not going to
close down are you?
307
00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:20,158
I thought this place was
Cheese's life's purpose.
308
00:14:20,191 --> 00:14:23,028
It certainly was mine,
but if Mr. Sandwich
309
00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:25,097
has finally given up,
there's only so long
310
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,565
we can re-tool
his old ideas
311
00:14:26,598 --> 00:14:28,167
before we run out
of gags to produce.
312
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:32,905
I don't suppose you'd
consider working here?
313
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:34,439
Your fresh take on
our classic gags
314
00:14:34,472 --> 00:14:37,175
rivals Mr. Sandwich
in his prime.
315
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:39,144
I need to find my
life's purpose,
316
00:14:39,177 --> 00:14:40,245
but I don't
think that's it.
317
00:14:40,278 --> 00:14:41,546
I'm a party pony.
318
00:14:41,579 --> 00:14:44,383
I need to make ponies
happy in real time!
319
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:48,287
Ah, yes. In our early days,
nothing brought Mr. Sandwich
320
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,122
more pleasure than seeing the
laughter his gags brought
321
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,090
to ponies first hoof.
322
00:14:52,123 --> 00:14:54,593
Guess it's back to
the drawing board.
323
00:14:54,626 --> 00:14:57,262
Well, there will always
be a place for you here
324
00:14:57,295 --> 00:14:58,664
if you change your mind.
325
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:00,565
Hold on. What did
you just say?
326
00:15:00,598 --> 00:15:02,301
There'll always
be a place here.
327
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,202
No-no-no-no. Before that.
328
00:15:04,235 --> 00:15:05,370
Back to the
drawing board?
329
00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:07,472
That was me!
330
00:15:07,505 --> 00:15:09,341
Nothing brought Mr.
Sandwich more pleasure
331
00:15:09,374 --> 00:15:11,009
than seeing the laughter
his gags brought
332
00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:12,411
to ponies first hoof?
333
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:15,547
YES! That! We've been going
about this all wrong.
334
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,582
We don't need to
make Cheese laugh.
335
00:15:17,615 --> 00:15:19,685
He needs to make US laugh!
336
00:15:21,686 --> 00:15:25,257
Cheese! I figured it out.
I know why you can't laugh.
337
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:27,225
What? Why?
338
00:15:27,258 --> 00:15:28,961
You started this factory
because you didn't want
339
00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:30,462
to disappoint
smiling faces,
340
00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:32,364
but in here you
can't see any!
341
00:15:34,032 --> 00:15:36,501
It does make a
certain sense, sir.
342
00:15:36,534 --> 00:15:39,304
Spreading laughter has
always brought you joy.
343
00:15:39,337 --> 00:15:42,207
But spreading laughter is
what this factory does.
344
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,743
Except you don't see it.
345
00:15:44,776 --> 00:15:46,478
You're a party pony like me.
346
00:15:46,511 --> 00:15:49,248
You need to make
ponies smile in person!
347
00:15:52,717 --> 00:15:55,420
Here! Just try it.
348
00:15:55,453 --> 00:16:00,125
OK. Um, why did Boneless 2
cross the road?
349
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:04,997
To prove to Boneless
1 he wasn't a chicken.
350
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:10,369
Very funny sir. Excellent
joke. Oh! I mean, Ha. Ha, ha.
351
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:11,770
Really?
352
00:16:11,803 --> 00:16:14,673
Sorry. Not much of a laugher.
353
00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:18,777
Here. Try me. I
promise I'll laugh.
354
00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:21,213
Pinkie, you laugh
at everything.
355
00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:23,215
I appreciate what
you're doing,
356
00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:27,285
but I think it's a cost
laws, er, a lost cause.
357
00:16:27,318 --> 00:16:28,487
[chortling]
358
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:32,424
What. Was. That?
359
00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:34,659
I'm sorry. But when
you swapped the letters
360
00:16:34,692 --> 00:16:36,228
of those words,
it was just a bit...
361
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:38,397
...Funny?
362
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,198
Uh huh.
363
00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:42,300
♪ So you're saying
it's a mix up ♪
364
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,770
♪ of the sounds
that I just made ♪
365
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:47,172
♪ that coaxed the snicker
from your throat ♪
366
00:16:47,205 --> 00:16:49,374
♪ in a delicate cascade? ♪
367
00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:53,512
♪ If I did it one more time,
if I reproduced that feat ♪
368
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:56,048
♪ Mixed up some letters
here and there ♪
369
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:59,117
♪ you'd lelly baugh
tout suite? ♪
370
00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,086
[laughter]
371
00:17:01,119 --> 00:17:02,821
♪ Then that's all I
need to do ♪
372
00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:04,156
♪ that's who I need to be ♪
373
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:07,559
♪ I thought I needed laughter
but it has to come from me ♪
374
00:17:07,592 --> 00:17:10,629
♪ Squirting flowers
and knobby knees, ♪
375
00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:13,832
♪ Rubber chickens
my expertise ♪
376
00:17:13,865 --> 00:17:16,802
♪ If you want laughter
then stick with Cheese! ♪
377
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:17,669
Pinkie: Yeah!
378
00:17:17,702 --> 00:17:19,204
♪♪
379
00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:20,839
♪ I suppose now I
should amp things up ♪
380
00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:22,474
♪ to get the thing I'm after. ♪
381
00:17:22,507 --> 00:17:24,076
♪ Move whole syllables around ♪
382
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,777
♪ and change emphasis
to get laughter! ♪
383
00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:28,547
♪ I can't stop now I'm on a
roll, I've almost got it back ♪
384
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,282
♪ Bright folks like you
aren't subject to ♪
385
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:31,750
♪ my play on words attack. ♪
386
00:17:31,783 --> 00:17:34,753
♪ With something else
I'll have to play ♪
387
00:17:34,786 --> 00:17:36,721
♪ to get me where I'm going. ♪
388
00:17:36,754 --> 00:17:38,290
What you
gonna do?
389
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:41,460
[high soprano]
♪ Some Commedia dell'arte ♪
390
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:44,696
♪ to get the
laughter flowing. ♪
391
00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:46,498
♪ And it's what I need to do ♪
392
00:17:46,531 --> 00:17:48,266
♪ it's who I need to be! ♪
393
00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:51,269
♪ I thought I needed laughter
but it has to come from me. ♪
394
00:17:51,302 --> 00:17:54,339
♪ Follow right behind,
if you please. ♪
395
00:17:54,372 --> 00:17:57,509
♪ Walk this way and
I guarantee. ♪
396
00:17:57,542 --> 00:18:00,779
♪ If you want laughter
then stick with Cheese. ♪
397
00:18:00,812 --> 00:18:02,380
Accordion solo!
398
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:03,348
Shred it, Cheese!
399
00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:10,389
♪ [fast accordion] ♪
400
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:14,593
♪ And it's what I need to do ♪
401
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:15,928
♪ it's who I need to be! ♪
402
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:19,331
♪ I thought I needed laughter
but it has to come from me. ♪
403
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:22,400
♪ Whoopie cushions and
dungarees. ♪
404
00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:25,470
♪ I know jokes like my ABC's. ♪
405
00:18:25,503 --> 00:18:26,771
♪ If you want laughter ♪
406
00:18:26,804 --> 00:18:29,841
♪ then stick with Cheese. ♪
407
00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:31,510
♪ ♪
408
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:34,212
♪ And now my biggest test, ♪
409
00:18:34,245 --> 00:18:36,348
♪ the hardest fish to fry. ♪
410
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:37,782
♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh! ♪
411
00:18:37,815 --> 00:18:40,285
♪ A mind so analytical ♪
412
00:18:40,318 --> 00:18:42,354
♪ a sense of humor dry. ♪
413
00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:43,755
♪ So dry! ♪
414
00:18:43,788 --> 00:18:46,558
♪ To make you laugh
would prove to me ♪
415
00:18:46,591 --> 00:18:48,627
♪ that this experiment's done.♪
416
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,295
♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh! ♪
417
00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:52,664
♪ Something ridiculous
and not too smart. ♪
418
00:18:52,697 --> 00:18:56,301
♪ Something like a pun! ♪
419
00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:59,571
Hey Sans, how did the
laughing bird's eggs hatch?
420
00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:01,706
They cracked up.
421
00:19:01,739 --> 00:19:08,747
Sir. That is so... ridiculous!
[raucous laughter]
422
00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:12,284
♪ Then that's all
I need to do ♪
423
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,619
♪ that's all I
need to see! ♪
424
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,855
♪ I thought I needed laughter
but it had to come from me. ♪
425
00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:19,958
♪ Squirting flowers
and knobby knees, ♪
426
00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:23,295
♪ rubber chickens
and dungarees. ♪
427
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:27,265
♪ If you want laughter then
stick with Cheese! ♪
428
00:19:27,298 --> 00:19:30,202
♪♪
429
00:19:31,269 --> 00:19:34,339
[giggling]
430
00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:36,641
It's so good to
have you back, sir.
431
00:19:36,674 --> 00:19:39,444
Finally we can get the factory
back to how things used to be!
432
00:19:39,477 --> 00:19:40,879
Sans, my good pony,
433
00:19:40,912 --> 00:19:43,515
I don't think I can run
this factory anymore.
434
00:19:43,548 --> 00:19:44,950
But YOU can!
435
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:48,720
Without you? I
don't understand.
436
00:19:48,753 --> 00:19:51,223
Pinkie was right!
This is what I need!
437
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:53,725
[laughter]
438
00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:55,827
I just can't have
funny ideas.
439
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:59,331
I need to wander the land and
see ponies laughing at them.
440
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:03,935
You can run the factory,
but I need to LIVE!
441
00:20:03,968 --> 00:20:05,938
And don't think I've forgotten
about you, little buddy.
442
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:11,943
I knew you'd be on board!
443
00:20:11,976 --> 00:20:15,380
Don't worry. Out in Equestria
I'll have more great ideas
444
00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:17,983
for gags and I'll
send them all to you!
445
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:20,986
Sir, are you sure this
is what you want to do?
446
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:23,955
Of course! It's
my life's purpose!
447
00:20:23,988 --> 00:20:26,925
Hey! That's what I
came here looking for.
448
00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:30,929
You did? Well, come on!
Let's figure it out.
449
00:20:30,962 --> 00:20:35,333
[laughter]
450
00:20:35,366 --> 00:20:37,302
Actually... I
think I'm good.
451
00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:39,938
♪♪
452
00:20:39,971 --> 00:20:42,540
And then I said goodbye
and then I came here.
453
00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:44,409
Oh, and then I gathered
you all together
454
00:20:44,442 --> 00:20:46,745
and started telling you
about it. First, I said.
455
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:49,481
Well, that sounds
like quite a trip!
456
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:52,917
And Cheese Sandwich just
left his own factory?
457
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:55,020
Yep. But I think
Sans Smirk's hooves
458
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:56,988
were the perfect
ones to leave it in.
459
00:20:57,021 --> 00:20:58,957
As much as Cheese was
born to wander Equestria
460
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:00,558
and make ponies
laugh in person,
461
00:21:00,591 --> 00:21:03,395
Sans was born to
run that factory.
462
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,929
And you don't so
sound so worried
463
00:21:04,962 --> 00:21:07,399
about finding your
life's purpose anymore.
464
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,635
Nope! I figured out Cheese and
I are pretty much the same.
465
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:13,538
We both need to see ponies
laughing to feel fulfilled.
466
00:21:13,571 --> 00:21:14,973
And I already do that.
467
00:21:15,006 --> 00:21:18,343
My life is purposing
itself all over the place!
468
00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:20,578
I agree
completely.
469
00:21:20,611 --> 00:21:23,014
Thanks. Oh, I
almost forgot.
470
00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:25,483
I got you all a little
something from my trip.
471
00:21:25,516 --> 00:21:28,019
Who likes peanut brittle?
472
00:21:28,052 --> 00:21:32,658
[explosion and squeals]
473
00:21:28,052 --> 00:21:32,658
[laughter]