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<i> ♪ [Pomp & Circumstance] ♪</i>

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So in closing, earning a
rockterate in rock studies

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from the Equestrian
Institute of Rockology

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is no easy feat. I am proud
of each and every one of you.

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[music stops]

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Uh, each of... No.
Just you actually.

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Go Maud! Woo-hoo!
NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE!

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Fillies and Gentlecolts...

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And is that
Magnesium-rich Basalt?

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It is my honor to present our
vale-rock-torian, Maud Pie.

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Excuse me. "Doctor Pie."

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Doctor Pie! DOCTOR PIE!

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Rock-ter Pie?!

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<i> ♪ [Pomp & Circumstance] ♪</i>

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[feedback]

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I'm Maud.

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YEAH YOU ARE! BRILLIANT
SPEECH! ENCORE! ENCORE!

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There's more, Pinkie.

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I'm Maud...

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... Pie, thank you.

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♪♪

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YOU ARE SO WELCOME!

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BRILLIANT SPEECH!
ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!

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<i> ♪ My little pony,
 my little pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Aaaahhh ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ I used to wonder what
 friendship could be. ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ My Little Pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Until you all shared
 its magic with me. ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Big adventure! ♪
 ♪ Tons of fun ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ A beautiful heart! ♪ ♪
 Faithful and strong! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Sharing kindness ♪
 ♪ it's an easy feat ♪</i>

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<i> ♪♪ And magic makes it
 all complete! ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ To have my little pony ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Do you know you're all
 my very best friends? ♪</i>

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♪♪

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[high-pitched scream]

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You're moving
to Ponyville!

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We'll live together
and get bunk beds

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and I'll make us fuzzy
slippers that say

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"Best Sister
Friends Forever,"

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although I probably can't fit
all those words on a slipper

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so maybe just "B.S.F.F."

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but we don't have
to decide right now

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because we'll be together
all the time since

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when it comes to Ponyville,
THE DOCTOR IS IN!

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Slow down, Pinkie Pie.

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You're moving to Ponyville!

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I'm not definitely
moving to Ponyville.

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Of course you are,
silly. You said--

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"There's nothing left to study
back home on the rock farm,

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so I might move
to Ponyville."

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[POP]

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I'm also considering
Ghastly Gorge.

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Hahahahaha classic Maud sense of
humor. You should do stand-up!

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I do, but that
wasn't a joke.

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GHASTLY GORGE?! That terrible
awful no-fun all-alone canyon

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in the middle of nowhere?!

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There, or Ponyville.

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But Ponyville is
so "eeeee!"

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And Ghastly Gorge
is so... "Urghhh."

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It's a rock-based
decision.

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But what about
B.S.F.F.'s?

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That's why I'm giving
Ponyville a chance.

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So all I have to do is prove
Ponyville has better rocks

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than Ghastly Gorge?
Challenge accepted.

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We'll drop your stuff
off at my place and then

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hold onto your world cause
it's about. To. Get. ROCKED!

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OK.

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Ghastly Gorge may have "rocks,"

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but our Gem Cave ROCKS!

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<i> ♪ [harp flourishes] ♪</i>

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Ahhhhh? Ahhhhhhhhh? OH!

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And look, you never
know who you'll see!

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Maud, darling, it's
lovely to see you again.

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Congratulations on
your rockterate.

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What are you doing now?

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Talking to you.

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Ah, right. [laughter]

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Well, if your trained eye

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happens to see a
chartreuse gem,

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I'm desperate
to find one.

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I found one.

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Oh, you're an
absolute darling!

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This will surely make
my gown stand out

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at Countess Coloratura's
album release party.

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Do you know how
rare this is?

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Just another day
in Ponyville!

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That's actually a
really common gem.

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Huh?

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[clatter]

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These are all
really common gems.

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They are?!

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I mean, come on!
Of course they are.

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That's why I didn't bring
you here to impress you.

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I wanted to make sure
you had a chance to...

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say hello to your
ol' pal... Spike.

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Hello, Spike.

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Way to go, Maud; cross
that off the to-do list,

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you know what I'm
sayin'? Check.

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Now let's get moving cause I'm
about to show you something

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that'll make you
yell: "ALL RIGHT!"

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All right.

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See?! Ha ha!

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Ta-da! It's a castle...
MADE OF ROCKS!

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Whaaaat? Did I just
blow your mind?

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I think I just
blew your mind.

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A lot of structures are
made from rocks, Pinkie.

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They're a very stable
building material.

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But this place
grew out of nowhere

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after a magical key-filled
gem followed a rainbow

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and buried itself
in the ground!

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I mean HAVE YOU EVER
SEEN ROCKS LIKE THIS?

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Yes.

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NO YOU HAVEN'T!

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We literally just saw hundreds
of them in the gem cave.

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But-- but-- OH LOOK
AT THOSE ROCKS!

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Those are sting-bush
seed pods.

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So they are. But...

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LOOK AT THAT ROCK!

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It's even got four smaller
rocks around it like legs!

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That's a tortoise.

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WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, TANK!?

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WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT'S THAT?

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It's a rock shaped
like Lyra Heartstrings!

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TOTAL ROCK!

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[snarl]

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I guess you won't be moving
to Ponyville after all.

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Those rocks at Ghastly Gorge

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don't know how lucky
they are to have you.

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Actually, rocks
aren't the only reason

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I'm considering Ponyville.

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You said it's a
rock-based decision.

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I'm obviously passionate
about exotic rocks.

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But I've always
studied them... alone.

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I could handle some
less exciting rocks

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if it meant I'd have somepony
to talk to besides Boulder.

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Are you saying you
want... A FRIEND?!

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I wouldn't mind one.

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[gasp]! Maudileena Daisy
Pie, this'll be easy!

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What are you looking
for in a friend?

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Gimme six qualities
assigning each one

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a numerical importance rating
between one and seven,

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seven being essential
and one being "mehhhhhh?"

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It isn't hard to
meet somepony I like.

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It's finding
somepony who gets me.

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I get you.

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You're my sister.
It's different.

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Maud. You are THE BEST.

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You never know when the
lightning of friendship

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will strike! Somepony could
come barrelling through

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that door at this very moment
and become your best friend!

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<i>♪ [mounting tension music] ♪</i>

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You know I really thought
somepony was going

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to come barrelling
through that--

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[grunt] [clatter]

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My fault--totally my
fault. Are you OK?

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I should have been watching
where I was going.

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You look really familiar...
have we met before?

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Yes.

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I knew it--!

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WHAT?!

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Don't tell me,
ummmmmmmmm...

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Yeah, see I was really
hoping you'd tell me

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while I pretended
to remember.

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How is this POSSIBLE?! AHH!

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I travelled Equestria for my
rockterate dissertation...

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Psst! Do you know a
lot about rocks?

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Yes.

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Have you ever come across some
kind of super-powerful stone

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that can store the cutie-mark
magic of, I don't know,

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an entire village?

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Yup. In the big cave.

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♪♪

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[laughter] Hey, I
got an idea!

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Let's not tell anypony that
part where you maybe for sure

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accidentally helped Starlight
enslave a town. Hahahaha!

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Tell. No. Pony.

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It's not like she's
enslaved anypony lately.

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[uncomfortable laugh]

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Well, great seeing you again.
I gotta run a few errands...

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[sigh]

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Offer to help.

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What?

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OFFER TO HELP!

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You want to help?

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Do I?

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Of course you do! Go!

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OK.

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They're totally
gonna be best friends

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and then Maud will
choose Ponyville

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and we'll get to wear
B.S.F.F. Slippers!

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♪♪

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Rocks take on
different properties

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when interacting with magic.

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With the right stone, you
could rule all of Equestria

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if you wanted to.

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You're messing with me.

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Am I?

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[laughter] So, other than
rocks, what else are you into?

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Minerals, plate tectonics, oh
and stand-up comedy of course.

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I like kites.

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Kites are cool.

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Ah!

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The trick with an SLK is not
to make the spars too heavy,

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but if they're too
light you got no ballast

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and then good luck
tacking against the ALI.

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I really like kites.

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They're starting
to grow on me.

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Pizza delivery! Maud and
Starlight, you're here too?

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WHOA what a coincidence,
cause I was just, you know,

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delivering this
pizza to, um... you!

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00:11:14,738 --> 00:11:17,876
So how's it going?

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Just hangin' out--

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Hey, you could use
this time to bond

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and talk about feelings!

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For example: do you "feel"
like you're becoming friends?

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Um. I "feel"... like I don't
want to talk about feelings?

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Great, I'll go next.

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I feel like I love that you
two are becoming best friends!

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I mean your friendship
could be the friendship

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that makes Maud
move to Ponyville!

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No pressure, Starlight!

224
00:11:45,019 --> 00:11:48,089
Hello? Where'd
you two go?

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00:11:48,156 --> 00:11:51,794
Sorry about my sister. There's
no half-excited with her.

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Oh, I know. But she always
calms down eventually.

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Why do you find
rocks so fascinating?

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Each one has a different story
to tell. Like Boulder here...

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This tells me he's over
two thousand years old.

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You don't look a day
over six hundred.

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Wow. You can tell
that from a line?

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I didn't get
a rocktorate

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because I can shred on
guitar like nopony else.

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[laughter]

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Another reason I like rocks...

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they don't exclude
you if you're...

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different than
other ponies.

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They're beautiful and strong,

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but they don't judge you or
make you feel "less than"

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in any way. I think I'm
starting to like rocks too.

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[knock knock]

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It's hollow?

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00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,244
It's granite. Hollow
granite is highly unusual.

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[crashing]

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♪♪

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Wow. Have you ever seen
anything like this?

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No. And that's
unusual... for me.

248
00:13:00,402 --> 00:13:02,871
There you are! I thought
you went your separate ways

249
00:13:02,939 --> 00:13:04,874
but you can't imagine
how happy I am to find

250
00:13:04,942 --> 00:13:06,577
you both together
and to witness

251
00:13:06,644 --> 00:13:08,246
one of your firsts
as friends!

252
00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:16,059
Your first time discovering
an underground cavern!

253
00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:18,929
I can't wait till you're old
and eating pistachios together

254
00:13:18,996 --> 00:13:20,899
telling your
grandfoals about this.

255
00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:28,777
Oh, no! They're not
bonding! I GOT AN IDEA!

256
00:13:32,919 --> 00:13:37,625
Whoaaaa! I'm tripping on a
rock at this very moment!

257
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,793
And now I'm falling down!

258
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,766
[explosion]

259
00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:45,068
Oh, no!

260
00:13:45,136 --> 00:13:48,674
My accidental clumsiness
has trapped us here,

261
00:13:48,743 --> 00:13:51,680
where you'll be forced to
bond until we're rescued.

262
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,649
Oh, we don't have
to wait for that!

263
00:13:53,718 --> 00:13:55,019
There's got to be
a spell that--

264
00:13:55,086 --> 00:13:56,353
Get us out of
here, boy!

265
00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:57,756
[cracking]

266
00:13:57,823 --> 00:13:59,824
[clattering]

267
00:13:59,893 --> 00:14:01,361
♪♪

268
00:14:01,429 --> 00:14:04,333
Boulder! That...
was... AWESOME.

269
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,704
No, that was sandstone.

270
00:14:07,772 --> 00:14:10,274
More sand than
stone, apparently.

271
00:14:10,342 --> 00:14:12,344
I'm thinking you wear
these around your necks

272
00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:14,815
at all times so I don't
lose you again, you sillies!

273
00:14:14,883 --> 00:14:18,287
That way I can track your
progress as friends!

274
00:14:18,355 --> 00:14:21,893
Ooh and tomorrow we could
have a FRIENDSHIP BRUNCH!

275
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,929
What's your favorite
kind of omelette-cupcake?

276
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:26,733
Mine's jalapeño-red velvet!

277
00:14:26,802 --> 00:14:28,403
Uhhhh....

278
00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:31,874
Yeah, um... I don't
know if I can make it.

279
00:14:31,943 --> 00:14:35,314
You'll change your minds when
you smell the yummy food.

280
00:14:35,381 --> 00:14:36,850
Come on!

281
00:14:40,022 --> 00:14:41,224
"Oops."

282
00:14:44,529 --> 00:14:46,864
Tomorrow's brunch is
gonna be the scrunchiest,

283
00:14:46,932 --> 00:14:49,334
brunchiest munchiest
brunch ever!

284
00:14:49,402 --> 00:14:51,471
Yeah. About that...

285
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,008
The problem is, while
you two were alone,

286
00:14:53,076 --> 00:14:55,979
I couldn't get data points on
your friendship probabilities:

287
00:14:56,046 --> 00:14:57,481
were you making Starlight smile?

288
00:14:57,549 --> 00:14:59,851
How was Starlight's
smile to frown ratio?

289
00:14:59,919 --> 00:15:02,054
Anything over five
to one is GREAT!

290
00:15:02,122 --> 00:15:05,926
Oh, and how many times
did YOU smile like this?

291
00:15:05,995 --> 00:15:08,164
Zero times.

292
00:15:08,232 --> 00:15:10,869
Oh, Maud, don't be
so hard on yourself.

293
00:15:10,937 --> 00:15:13,239
You've got the best
friendship maker in Ponyville

294
00:15:13,307 --> 00:15:17,211
on the case. I'll be by
your side the whole time.

295
00:15:17,279 --> 00:15:20,984
Speaking of which, your
bell fell off, silly!

296
00:15:21,052 --> 00:15:24,089
Pinkie Pie, I appreciate what
you're trying to do, but...

297
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,995
But... ?

298
00:15:28,062 --> 00:15:30,531
Never mind.

299
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,035
Don't worry, Maud. When
you see this brunch,

300
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:36,407
you'll realize everything's
going to be OK.

301
00:15:36,476 --> 00:15:39,547
And then I have amazing
bonding activities planned

302
00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:41,582
for the next seventeen days!

303
00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:45,289
You and Starlight will
be besties in no time!

304
00:15:45,356 --> 00:15:46,390
Goodnight!

305
00:15:46,457 --> 00:15:47,257
[kiss]

306
00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:48,426
[clap clap]

307
00:15:48,494 --> 00:15:53,099
[snoring]

308
00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:55,102
[birds
chirping]

309
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,974
Friendship brunch!

310
00:15:58,509 --> 00:16:00,111
<i> Maud's voice: Pinkie Pie.</i>

311
00:16:00,178 --> 00:16:02,514
<i> Thank you for trying so hard
 to help me make friends.</i>

312
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,952
<i> But my decision has
 to be rock-based.</i>

313
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:07,522
<i> And Ghastly Gorge
 has such great rocks,</i>

314
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:10,928
<i> I won't even have time for
 friends. It's better this way.</i>

315
00:16:10,995 --> 00:16:13,632
<i> Sorry it didn't
 work out. Maud.</i>

316
00:16:13,699 --> 00:16:15,567
Maud, wait!

317
00:16:15,636 --> 00:16:17,638
♪♪

318
00:16:17,706 --> 00:16:18,908
Maud!

319
00:16:21,178 --> 00:16:22,113
Maud.

320
00:16:28,957 --> 00:16:30,291
STARLIGHT, WAKE UP!

321
00:16:30,358 --> 00:16:31,125
Kites!

322
00:16:31,193 --> 00:16:32,027
[crash]

323
00:16:32,094 --> 00:16:33,595
Huh?

324
00:16:33,664 --> 00:16:37,369
If this is about brunch,
I uhh... you know what?

325
00:16:37,436 --> 00:16:40,339
Jalapeno red velvet omelettes
sound gross; I just can't.

326
00:16:40,407 --> 00:16:42,943
Maud left in the
middle of the night!

327
00:16:43,011 --> 00:16:46,415
Oh, I guess Ghastly
Gorge really does have

328
00:16:46,484 --> 00:16:48,252
the best rocks.

329
00:16:48,319 --> 00:16:49,587
[sniffing]

330
00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:52,325
Why couldn't you
two just be friends?

331
00:16:52,392 --> 00:16:54,694
Pinkie Pie... I
like Maud.

332
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:55,697
You do?

333
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,499
Yeah, she's weird.

334
00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,101
Hey!

335
00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:01,306
No, in a good way.

336
00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:03,574
She sees the world in
a totally different way

337
00:17:03,642 --> 00:17:05,711
than anypony I've ever met.

338
00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:08,082
She accepts me for who I am.

339
00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:10,218
She taught me that a
rock is never just a rock

340
00:17:10,286 --> 00:17:13,190
and she can make anything funny!

341
00:17:13,258 --> 00:17:16,529
And we never had to say it
but... we got each other.

342
00:17:16,596 --> 00:17:19,065
You really were
becoming friends?

343
00:17:19,134 --> 00:17:24,474
I think so, but you kinda,
sorta...got in the way.

344
00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:27,010
[gasp]

345
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:30,049
You're right. Too
harsh. Let's go with:

346
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,586
"You ruined everything
all the time?"

347
00:17:32,655 --> 00:17:33,890
[whimper]

348
00:17:33,956 --> 00:17:37,194
Ngh... that's worse. What
I'm trying to say is...

349
00:17:37,261 --> 00:17:39,329
I-have-to-go!

350
00:17:39,398 --> 00:17:43,370
Ta-da. Friendship
lesson... learned?

351
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:44,772
[sigh]

352
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:56,356
♪♪

353
00:17:56,424 --> 00:17:58,226
Sorry.

354
00:17:58,295 --> 00:18:02,066
[clattering]

355
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:10,111
♪♪

356
00:18:10,179 --> 00:18:13,383
Emerald-Jasper. This
must be my lucky day.

357
00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:14,652
[roar]

358
00:18:19,694 --> 00:18:21,629
[squawking]

359
00:18:21,697 --> 00:18:28,506
<i> ♪ [mysterious theme] ♪</i>

360
00:18:28,573 --> 00:18:29,608
Maud tracks!

361
00:18:34,249 --> 00:18:37,286
[growl]

362
00:18:37,355 --> 00:18:40,158
Hello, Pinkie Pie. I
found Emerald-Jasper.

363
00:18:40,225 --> 00:18:40,692
[snap]

364
00:18:40,759 --> 00:18:41,660
AHHHH!

365
00:18:41,727 --> 00:18:46,833
♪♪

366
00:18:46,902 --> 00:18:50,106
Are you OK, Maud? That
eel almost ate you!

367
00:18:50,175 --> 00:18:50,842
What eel?

368
00:18:50,909 --> 00:18:51,776
[snap]

369
00:18:51,843 --> 00:18:53,511
[growl]

370
00:18:53,579 --> 00:18:57,617
♪♪

371
00:18:57,686 --> 00:18:59,421
You didn't need to come.

372
00:18:59,488 --> 00:19:01,690
I'm having a great
time on my own.

373
00:19:01,759 --> 00:19:03,193
[growl]

374
00:19:03,261 --> 00:19:05,163
I even made a new friend.

375
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,464
Is it a rock?

376
00:19:06,532 --> 00:19:07,534
Yes.

377
00:19:08,903 --> 00:19:10,438
[scream]

378
00:19:10,506 --> 00:19:12,708
Maud!

379
00:19:12,775 --> 00:19:15,344
I don't belong
in Ponyville.

380
00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:18,250
It only proved I'm
better off all by myself,

381
00:19:18,318 --> 00:19:20,319
like I always have been.

382
00:19:20,386 --> 00:19:25,526
DON'T SAY THAT! It was
all my fault! I-- LOG!

383
00:19:25,595 --> 00:19:27,830
I thought I knew everything
about making friends.

384
00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:30,268
But I didn't even
know my own sister.

385
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,204
I forced you to
do things my way,

386
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:35,442
but my way isn't your way.

387
00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:36,845
This way.

388
00:19:36,913 --> 00:19:38,748
Exactly.

389
00:19:38,816 --> 00:19:41,351
No, this way.

390
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:45,792
♪♪

391
00:19:45,859 --> 00:19:49,397
Maud. I thought you couldn't
make a friend without my help.

392
00:19:49,466 --> 00:19:52,636
But it turns out, you couldn't
make a friend with my help.

393
00:19:52,703 --> 00:19:55,974
I underestimated
you and I'm sorry.

394
00:19:56,042 --> 00:19:57,944
I know you did
it out of love.

395
00:19:58,012 --> 00:20:01,249
You're my Best Sister
Friend Forever.

396
00:20:01,317 --> 00:20:03,419
[blubbering]

397
00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:10,330
OH MAUD, I LOVE YOU
BIGGER THAN ALL EQUESTRIA!

398
00:20:10,398 --> 00:20:11,966
And you melt my
heart more easily

399
00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:15,604
than sodium-rich
plagioclase feldspar.

400
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,641
I don't know
what that means,

401
00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:20,346
but please-please-
please -please- PLEASE

402
00:20:20,414 --> 00:20:22,482
give Ponyville
another chance.

403
00:20:22,549 --> 00:20:26,320
But more importantly,
give me another chance...

404
00:20:26,389 --> 00:20:28,891
to leave you alone.

405
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:30,661
What do you
think, Boulder?

406
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:37,438
♪♪

407
00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:38,873
You're back!

408
00:20:38,942 --> 00:20:40,477
Mm hm.

409
00:20:40,544 --> 00:20:41,945
For good... ?

410
00:20:42,013 --> 00:20:43,448
Mm hm.

411
00:20:43,515 --> 00:20:45,751
This doesn't mean we need to
start talking about feelings,

412
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:47,554
does it?

413
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:48,990
No way.

414
00:20:51,428 --> 00:20:53,864
Maybe after this, we could
decorate my new place.

415
00:20:53,932 --> 00:20:56,334
Totally. Where
is it?!

416
00:20:56,402 --> 00:20:59,072
Well, it's not
in Ponyville...

417
00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:01,042
... more like
Ponyville adjacent.

418
00:21:01,109 --> 00:21:09,087
♪♪

419
00:21:09,155 --> 00:21:11,490
It's perfect.

420
00:21:11,558 --> 00:21:14,495
YES! MY SISTER'S TOTALLY
STAYING IN PONYVILLE!

421
00:21:14,563 --> 00:21:16,031
I MEAN PONYVILLE
ADJACENT!

422
00:21:16,098 --> 00:21:17,967
Ahh ha ha!

423
00:21:21,407 --> 00:21:23,809
Sorry, sorry, I'm leaving. I
promise. I'm not even here.

424
00:21:23,878 --> 00:21:25,446
EEE, you're wearing
the slippers!

425
00:21:25,514 --> 00:21:27,483
OK, now I'm really
leaving. Bye!

426
00:21:29,654 --> 00:21:31,356
Heh heh. Wrong way.

