MA
MARZIPAN MASCARPONE MERINGUE
MA
MARZIPAN MASCARPONE MERINGUE MADNESS!
YO
MADNESS! YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE
YO
YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELVES, MR. AND MRS. CAKE.
TH
YOURSELVES, MR. AND MRS. CAKE. THIS IS SURE TO BE THE WINNING
EN
THIS IS SURE TO BE THE WINNING ENTRY AT THIS YEAR'S NATIONAL
DE
ENTRY AT THIS YEAR'S NATIONAL DESSERT COMPETITION.
OH
DESSERT COMPETITION. OH, THANK YOU, PINKIE.
AN
OH, THANK YOU, PINKIE. AND THANKS FOR TRANSPORTING
IT
AND THANKS FOR TRANSPORTING IT ALL THE WAY TO CANTERLOT FOR
US
IT ALL THE WAY TO CANTERLOT FOR US.
AB
US. ABSOLUTELY! IT'S MY HONOR
TO
ABSOLUTELY! IT'S MY HONOR TO--
UH
TO-- UH, BEG YOUR PARDON, BUT
CO
UH, BEG YOUR PARDON, BUT COULD WE MAYBE MOVE THINGS
AL
COULD WE MAYBE MOVE THINGS ALONG?
TH
ALONG? THIS HERE CAKE IS A MIGHT HEAVY,
RI
THIS HERE CAKE IS A MIGHT HEAVY, RIGHT, BIG MCINTOSH?
[
RIGHT, BIG MCINTOSH? [ STRUGGLING ]
YU
[ STRUGGLING ] YUP.
AL
YUP. ALL RIGHTY THEN, BIG MAC.
TO
ALL RIGHTY THEN, BIG MAC. TO THE TRAIN DEPOT!
TH
TO THE TRAIN DEPOT! THAT'S IT, BIG MAC, NICE AND
SL
THAT'S IT, BIG MAC, NICE AND SLOW.
TH
SLOW. THIS IS PRECIOUS CARGO YOU'RE
CA
THIS IS PRECIOUS CARGO YOU'RE CARRYING.
YE
CARRYING. YES, IT TOOK MONTHS OF
PL
YES, IT TOOK MONTHS OF PLANNING AND TESTING.
I
PLANNING AND TESTING. I WOULD HATE FOR IT TO...
[
I WOULD HATE FOR IT TO... [ GRUNTING ]
bo
[ GRUNTING ] both: FALL!
DO
both: FALL! DON'T WORRY, MR. AND MRS.
CA
DON'T WORRY, MR. AND MRS. CAKE.
RA
CAKE. RAINBOW DASH! FLUTTERSHY!
A
RAINBOW DASH! FLUTTERSHY! A LITTLE PEGA-SSISTANCE!
I'
A LITTLE PEGA-SSISTANCE! I'LL GET IT THERE SAFELY,
YO
I'LL GET IT THERE SAFELY, YOU'LL SEE.
[
YOU'LL SEE. [ NERVOUS LAUGHTER ]
OF
[ NERVOUS LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, PINKIE.
WE
TW
TWILIGHT, CAN I SEE YOU A
SE
TWILIGHT, CAN I SEE YOU A SECOND?
A
SECOND? A NICE, PROTECTIVE SPELL AS
EX
A NICE, PROTECTIVE SPELL AS EXTRA INSURANCE.
BE
EXTRA INSURANCE. BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.
AJ
AL
ALL RIGHT, EVERYPONY.
WE
ALL RIGHT, EVERYPONY. WE'RE IN THE HOMESTRETCH HERE.
[
WE'RE IN THE HOMESTRETCH HERE. [ WHEEZING ]
SE
[ WHEEZING ] SEE, MR. AND MRS. CAKE?
I
SEE, MR. AND MRS. CAKE? I GOT IT HERE WITHOUT A HITCH.
NO
I GOT IT HERE WITHOUT A HITCH. NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET
IT
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET IT...
IN
[
[ SOFTLY ] ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪
[ SOFTLY ] ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
[
♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ [ UPBEAT] ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪
[ UPBEAT] ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ ♪ I USED TO WONDER ♪
♪
♪ I USED TO WONDER ♪ ♪ WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE ♪
♪
♪ WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE ♪ ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪
♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ ♪ UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED ♪
♪
♪ UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED ♪ ♪ ITS MAGIC WITH ME ♪
♪
♪ ITS MAGIC WITH ME ♪ ♪ BIG ADVENTURE ♪
♪
♪ BIG ADVENTURE ♪ ♪ TONS OF FUN ♪
♪
♪ TONS OF FUN ♪ ♪ A BEAUTIFUL HEART ♪
♪
♪ A BEAUTIFUL HEART ♪ ♪ FAITHFUL AND STRONG ♪
♪
♪ FAITHFUL AND STRONG ♪ ♪ SHARING KINDNESS ♪
♪
♪ SHARING KINDNESS ♪ ♪ IT'S AN EASY FEAT ♪
♪
♪ IT'S AN EASY FEAT ♪ ♪ AND MAGIC MAKES IT ♪
♪
♪ AND MAGIC MAKES IT ♪ ♪ ALL COMPLETE ♪
♪
♪ ALL COMPLETE ♪ ♪ TO HAVE MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪
♪ TO HAVE MY LITTLE PONY ♪ ♪ DO YOU KNOW ♪
♪
♪ DO YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ YOU'RE ALL MY VERY ♪
♪
[
[ SIGH ]
TH
[ SIGH ] THANK YOU ALL FOR HELPING ME GET
TH
THANK YOU ALL FOR HELPING ME GET THE CAKE SAFELY ON THE DESSERT
CA
TH
THANK YOU FOR INVITING US ALL
TO
THANK YOU FOR INVITING US ALL TO GO WITH YOU TO CANTERLOT
FO
TO GO WITH YOU TO CANTERLOT FOR THE NATIONAL DESSERT
CO
FOR THE NATIONAL DESSERT COMPETITION.
I'
COMPETITION. I'M SURE THE FESTIVITIES
WI
I'M SURE THE FESTIVITIES WILL BE JUST LOVELY.
PH
WILL BE JUST LOVELY. PHOOEY ON THE FESTIVITIES.
I
PHOOEY ON THE FESTIVITIES. I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY ALL
TH
I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY ALL THOSE TASTY TREATS!
WE
THOSE TASTY TREATS! WELL, THE TASTIEST TREAT OF
AL
WELL, THE TASTIEST TREAT OF ALL IS SURE TO BE THE CAKES'
MA
ALL IS SURE TO BE THE CAKES' MARZIPAN MASCARPONE MERINGUE
MA
MARZIPAN MASCARPONE MERINGUE MADNESS.
AL
MADNESS. ALL THAT RICH, CREAMY GOODNESS
OF
ALL THAT RICH, CREAMY GOODNESS OF THE MARZIPAN COMBINED WITH
TH
OF THE MARZIPAN COMBINED WITH THE TART, TANGINESS OF THE
MA
THE TART, TANGINESS OF THE MASCARPONE BLENDED PERFECTLY
WI
MASCARPONE BLENDED PERFECTLY WITH THE SMOOTH, SILKY SWEETNESS
OF
WITH THE SMOOTH, SILKY SWEETNESS OF THE MERINGUE.
TH
OF THE MERINGUE. THAT'S WHY I CALL THE MARZIPAN
MA
THAT'S WHY I CALL THE MARZIPAN MASCARPONE MERINGUE MADNESS
TH
MASCARPONE MERINGUE MADNESS THE "MMMM."
al
THE "MMMM." all: MMMM.
EX
all: MMMM. EXACTLY.
IT
EXACTLY. IT'S THE MOST DELICIOUS,
DE
IT'S THE MOST DELICIOUS, DELECTABLE, DELIGHTFUL, DELOVELY
CA
DELECTABLE, DELIGHTFUL, DELOVELY CAKE IN EQUESTRIA, AND IT'S SURE
TO
CAKE IN EQUESTRIA, AND IT'S SURE TO WIN FIRST PRIZE.
[
TO WIN FIRST PRIZE. [ FRENCH ACCENT ] THIS IS NOT
SO
[ FRENCH ACCENT ] THIS IS NOT SO!
FO
SO! FOR I, GUSTAVE LE GRAND, DO
CH
FOR I, GUSTAVE LE GRAND, DO CHALLENGE YOUR CRUDE CAKE TO A
DU
CHALLENGE YOUR CRUDE CAKE TO A DUEL OF DELECTABLE DELICACIES
AG
DUEL OF DELECTABLE DELICACIES AGAINST MY EXCEPTIONALLY
EX
AGAINST MY EXCEPTIONALLY EXQUISITE ECLAIRS!
TH
EXQUISITE ECLAIRS! THEY WILL UNDOUBTABLY STRIKE
DO
THEY WILL UNDOUBTABLY STRIKE DOWN ALL THE COMPETITION,
WI
DOWN ALL THE COMPETITION, WINNING FIRST PRIZE AND CROWNING
ME
WINNING FIRST PRIZE AND CROWNING ME LE CHAMPION!
NO
ME LE CHAMPION! NOT A CHANCE, LE GRAND.
DO
NOT A CHANCE, LE GRAND. DONUT JOE!
WH
DONUT JOE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN PONYVILLE?
PI
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN PONYVILLE? PICKING UP THE FINAL,
AL
PICKING UP THE FINAL, ALL-IMPORTANT INGREDIENT FOR MY
CO
ALL-IMPORTANT INGREDIENT FOR MY CONTEST ENTRY.
DO
CONTEST ENTRY. DONUTOPIA!
AN
DONUTOPIA! AND WITH THESE SUPER SPRINKLES,
MY
AND WITH THESE SUPER SPRINKLES, MY DONUTS ARE GONNA DUNK ALL THE
OT
MY DONUTS ARE GONNA DUNK ALL THE OTHER LOUSY DESSERTS, STEAL
FI
OTHER LOUSY DESSERTS, STEAL FIRST PRIZE, AND MAKE MY DONUT
SH
FIRST PRIZE, AND MAKE MY DONUT SHOP FAMOUS...FOREVER!
OH
SHOP FAMOUS...FOREVER! OH, JOE, YOUR DIPPY DONUTS
CO
OH, JOE, YOUR DIPPY DONUTS COULD NEVER OUTRUN ME.
HE
COULD NEVER OUTRUN ME. HELLO.
WH
HELLO. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
I
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? I AM MULIA MILD.
BE
I AM MULIA MILD. BEHOLD MY CHOCOLATE MOOSE
MO
BEHOLD MY CHOCOLATE MOOSE MOUSSE.
IT
MOUSSE. IT WILL TRAMPLE ALL YOUR TREATS,
BE
IT WILL TRAMPLE ALL YOUR TREATS, BE GIVEN FIRST PRIZE, AND MAKE
ME
BE GIVEN FIRST PRIZE, AND MAKE ME THE GREATEST CHEF IN
EQ
ME THE GREATEST CHEF IN EQUESTRIA.
MA
EQUESTRIA. MADAME MILD, YOU AND YOUR
MO
MADAME MILD, YOU AND YOUR MOOSE MOUSSE ARE MISTAKEN.
YO
MOOSE MOUSSE ARE MISTAKEN. YOUR FROUFROU ECLAIRS
WI
YOUR FROUFROU ECLAIRS WILL NEVER DEFEAT MY DONUTS.
TH
WILL NEVER DEFEAT MY DONUTS. THE CAKES' MARZIPAN
MA
THE CAKES' MARZIPAN MASCARPONE MERINGUE MADNESS
IS
MASCARPONE MERINGUE MADNESS IS GOING TO WIN!
YO
IS GOING TO WIN! YOUR SIMPLE CAKE COULD NEVER
TA
YOUR SIMPLE CAKE COULD NEVER TAKE MY MOUSSE.
[
WE
WELL, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE
WE
WELL, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN FOR A DELICIOUS
CO
WE'RE IN FOR A DELICIOUS COMPETITION TOMORROW.
MA
COMPETITION TOMORROW. MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL SETTLE IN
FO
MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL SETTLE IN FOR A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
OH
FOR A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. OH.
[
OH. [ GROANS ]
[
[ YAWNING ]
I
[ YAWNING ] I GOT TO ADMIT I'M PRETTY BEAT.
YE
I GOT TO ADMIT I'M PRETTY BEAT. YEAH, I'M GONNA HIT THE HAY
MY
YEAH, I'M GONNA HIT THE HAY MYSELF.
WA
MYSELF. WAIT!
DI
WAIT! DIDN'T YOU HEAR THOSE CHEFS?
WE
DIDN'T YOU HEAR THOSE CHEFS? WE HAVE TO PROTECT MMMM.
MM
WE HAVE TO PROTECT MMMM. MMMM?
MM
MMMM? MM-HMM!
I
MM-HMM! I KNOW FOR SUPER SURE THAT MMMM
IS
I KNOW FOR SUPER SURE THAT MMMM IS THE BEST DESSERT IN ALL OF
EQ
IS THE BEST DESSERT IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA.
AN
EQUESTRIA. AND I KNOW THAT THEY KNOW IT
TO
AND I KNOW THAT THEY KNOW IT TOO.
SO
TOO. SO...?
SO
SO...? SO ONE OF THEM IS GONNA
SA
SO ONE OF THEM IS GONNA SABOTAGE THE CAKES' CAKE
TO
SABOTAGE THE CAKES' CAKE TONIGHT!
YO
TONIGHT! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME STAND GUARD.
PI
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME STAND GUARD. PINKIE, YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
YE
PINKIE, YOU'RE OVERREACTING. YEAH, THOSE CHEFS AREN'T
GO
YEAH, THOSE CHEFS AREN'T GONNA DO YOUR CAKE ANY HARM.
BU
GONNA DO YOUR CAKE ANY HARM. BUT THEY ARE!
I
BUT THEY ARE! I JUST KNOW IT.
FI
I JUST KNOW IT. FINE! IF YOU WANNA STAND
GU
FINE! IF YOU WANNA STAND GUARD, GO FOR IT.
WE
I'
I'LL SHOW THEM.
I'
I'LL SHOW THEM. I'LL STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND
PR
I'LL STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PROTECT YOU.
NO
PROTECT YOU. NOTHING AND NOPONY WILL STOP ME
FR
HU
HUH?
ST
I
I HAVE YOU NOW!
WH
AH
MM
MMMM?
OH
MMMM? OH, THANK CELESTIA YOU'RE OKAY.
BU
OH, THANK CELESTIA YOU'RE OKAY. BUT ONE OF THOSE BAKERS IS
MI
BUT ONE OF THOSE BAKERS IS MIXING UP SOMETHING BAD, SO I'M
NO
MIXING UP SOMETHING BAD, SO I'M NOT LEAVING YOU AGAIN NO MATTER
WH
NOT LEAVING YOU AGAIN NO MATTER WHAT!
HU
WHAT! HUH? WHO TURNED OUT THE MOON?
DO
HUH? WHO TURNED OUT THE MOON? DON'T GO NEAR THAT CAKE, THIEF!
ST
DON'T GO NEAR THAT CAKE, THIEF! STOP, THIEF!
[
STOP, THIEF! [ CLANG ]
OH
[ CLANG ] OH! ARE YOU OKAY, THIEF?
[
OH! ARE YOU OKAY, THIEF? [ GROWLING ]
HU
[ GROWLING ] HUMPH!
OV
HUMPH! OVERREACTING MY HOOF!
I
OVERREACTING MY HOOF! I KNEW I WAS GONNA HAVE TO KEEP
A
I KNEW I WAS GONNA HAVE TO KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON YOU, AND THAT'S
JU
[
[ SNORING ]
[
[ SNORING ] [ ROOSTER CROWS]
HU
[ ROOSTER CROWS] HUH? WHA?
[
HUH? WHA? [ GASP ] THE CAKE!
OH
WH
WHOA!
I
WHOA! I KNOW.
I
I KNOW. I THINK SOME CONGRATULATIONS ARE
IN
I THINK SOME CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER FOR A JOB WELL DONE.
UM
IN ORDER FOR A JOB WELL DONE. UM, YOU BETTER HOLD OFF ON
GI
UM, YOU BETTER HOLD OFF ON GIVING YOURSELF AN AWARD JUST
YE
GIVING YOURSELF AN AWARD JUST YET, PINKIE.
LO
YET, PINKIE. LOOK.
LO
LOOK. LOOK AT WHAT?
HU
LOOK AT WHAT? HUH?
[
[ SCREAMS ]
WH
[ SCREAMS ] WHAT IS IT?
WH
WHAT IS IT? WHAT HAPPENED?
IT
WHAT HAPPENED? IT'S THE MARZIPAN MASCARPONE
ME
IT'S THE MARZIPAN MASCARPONE MERINGUE MADNESS.
IT
MERINGUE MADNESS. IT'S BEEN...MUTILATED!
al
IT'S BEEN...MUTILATED! all: [ GASP ]
NO
all: [ GASP ] NOW WE JUST NEED TO FIND OUT
WH
NOW WE JUST NEED TO FIND OUT WHO DONE IT!
YO
WHO DONE IT! YOU MEAN WHO DID IT.
EX
YOU MEAN WHO DID IT. EXACTLY!
WH
EXACTLY! WHO DID DONE DOOD IT!
WE
WHO DID DONE DOOD IT! WELL, HAVING READ MANY
MY
WELL, HAVING READ MANY MYSTERY NOVELS, I KNOW THAT THE
ON
MYSTERY NOVELS, I KNOW THAT THE ONLY WAY TO DISCOVER THE CULPRIT
IS
ONLY WAY TO DISCOVER THE CULPRIT IS TO INVESTIGATE.
EX
IS TO INVESTIGATE. EXACTLY!
AN
EXACTLY! AND AS CHIEF DETECTIVE, THAT'S
EX
AND AS CHIEF DETECTIVE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
UH
EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO. UH, YOU'RE INVESTIGATING?
YE
UH, YOU'RE INVESTIGATING? YES!
AN
YES! AND TWILIGHT SHALL BE MY LOWLY
AS
AND TWILIGHT SHALL BE MY LOWLY ASSISTANT WHO ASKS SILLY
QU
ASSISTANT WHO ASKS SILLY QUESTIONS WITH OBVIOUS ANSWERS.
FI
QUESTIONS WITH OBVIOUS ANSWERS. FINE, PINKIE.
SH
FINE, PINKIE. SHOULD WE START LOOKING FOR
CL
SHOULD WE START LOOKING FOR CLUES?
PE
CLUES? PERFECT SILLY QUESTION, MY
DE
PERFECT SILLY QUESTION, MY DEAR TWILIGHT, BECAUSE THE
OB
DEAR TWILIGHT, BECAUSE THE OBVIOUS ANSWER IS--
YE
OBVIOUS ANSWER IS-- YES?
NO
YES? NO! 'CAUSE I KNOW WHO DID IT!
al
NO! 'CAUSE I KNOW WHO DID IT! all: [ GASP ]
PI
all: [ GASP ] PINKIE, HOW COULD YOU
PO
PINKIE, HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW?
HO
POSSIBLY KNOW? HOW COULD I POSSIBLY NOT
KN
HOW COULD I POSSIBLY NOT KNOW?
CL
KNOW? CLEARLY, THIS DASTARDLY DEED WAS
DO
CLEARLY, THIS DASTARDLY DEED WAS DONE BY THE BAKER, WHO KNEW
TH
DONE BY THE BAKER, WHO KNEW THEIR DESSERT COULD NOT MEASURE
UP
THEIR DESSERT COULD NOT MEASURE UP TO THE MASTERY OF THE
MA
UP TO THE MASTERY OF THE MARZIPAN MASCARPONE MERINGUE
MA
MARZIPAN MASCARPONE MERINGUE MADNESS!
I
MADNESS! I GUESS YOU FEARED YOUR ECLAIRS
LA
I GUESS YOU FEARED YOUR ECLAIRS LACKED FLAIR...
GU
LACKED FLAIR... GUSTAVE!
[
GUSTAVE! [ OLD-TIMEY SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ]
♪
TH
THUS DESTROYING THE CAKE AND THE
CA
THUS DESTROYING THE CAKE AND THE CAKES' CHANCES OF WINNING THE
NA
CAKES' CHANCES OF WINNING THE NATIONAL DESSERT COMPETITION!
BU
NATIONAL DESSERT COMPETITION! BUT IT MAKES NO SENSE.
WH
BUT IT MAKES NO SENSE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LOWLY
AS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LOWLY ASSISTANT?
WE
ASSISTANT? WELL, FIRST, IF YOU WERE TIED
TO
WELL, FIRST, IF YOU WERE TIED TO THE TRAIN TRACKS, HOW ARE YOU
NO
TO THE TRAIN TRACKS, HOW ARE YOU NOW HERE?
HU
NOW HERE? HUH.
GU
HUH. GUESS THAT ISN'T A TOTALLY SILLY
QU
GUESS THAT ISN'T A TOTALLY SILLY QUESTION.
AN
QUESTION. AND SECOND, THE CAKE HASN'T
BE
AND SECOND, THE CAKE HASN'T BEEN SLICED, IT'S BEEN BITTEN.
JU
BEEN SLICED, IT'S BEEN BITTEN. JUST LOOK AT THE TEETH MARKS.
HM
JUST LOOK AT THE TEETH MARKS. HMM, YOU'RE RIGHT, MY FINE
FE
HMM, YOU'RE RIGHT, MY FINE FELLOW.
GU
FELLOW. GUSTAVE LE GRAND IS CLEARLY IN
TH
GUSTAVE LE GRAND IS CLEARLY IN THE CLEAR, WHICH MEANS THAT MMMM
WA
THE CLEAR, WHICH MEANS THAT MMMM WAS DESTROYED BY ANOTHER BAKER--
A
WAS DESTROYED BY ANOTHER BAKER-- A BAKER WHOSE DONUTS ARE
DO
A BAKER WHOSE DONUTS ARE DO-NOTS!
TH
DO-NOTS! THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS JOE...
[
THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS JOE... [ SPY MUSIC ]
♪
[ SPY MUSIC ] ♪ ♪
OR
♪ ♪ OR AS HE'S KNOWN IN THE SPY
WO
[
[ SLURPING ]
[
[ SLURPING ] [ GIGGLING ]
[
CR
CRUSHING THE CAKES' CHANCES TO
WI
CRUSHING THE CAKES' CHANCES TO WIN!
PI
WIN! PINKIE, THERE IS NO LASER
BE
PINKIE, THERE IS NO LASER BEAM SECURITY SYSTEM, AND JOE IS
NO
BEAM SECURITY SYSTEM, AND JOE IS NOT SLEEK, STEALTHY CON MANE.
HE
NOT SLEEK, STEALTHY CON MANE. HE'S BIG, GRUFF, AND MESSY!
HE
HE'S BIG, GRUFF, AND MESSY! HEY!
AL
HEY! ALTHOUGH YOU WOULD LOOK
RA
ALTHOUGH YOU WOULD LOOK RATHER DAPPER IN A TUXEDO.
YO
RATHER DAPPER IN A TUXEDO. YOU MAY BE RIGHT, LOWLY
AS
YOU MAY BE RIGHT, LOWLY ASSISTANT.
MA
ASSISTANT. MAY BE?
NO
MAY BE? NOW THAT I'M TAKING A CLOSER
LO
NOW THAT I'M TAKING A CLOSER LOOK AT THESE DESSERTS, I SEE
TH
LOOK AT THESE DESSERTS, I SEE THAT ONE SIMPLY CANNOT LOOK ME
IN
THAT ONE SIMPLY CANNOT LOOK ME IN THE EYE.
PI
IN THE EYE. PINKIE, THAT MOOSE IS A
MO
PINKIE, THAT MOOSE IS A MOUSSE.
YE
MOUSSE. YES! AND THE MULE BEHIND THE
MO
YES! AND THE MULE BEHIND THE MOOSE PANICKED WHEN SHE SAW THE
MA
MOOSE PANICKED WHEN SHE SAW THE MASTERY OF THE MMMM.
SO
MASTERY OF THE MMMM. SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT THE
CU
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT THE CULPRIT IS...
MU
[
PU
PUTTING AN END TO THE CAKES'
DR
PUTTING AN END TO THE CAKES' DREAMS OF TAKING FIRST PRIZE.
HU
DREAMS OF TAKING FIRST PRIZE. HUMPH!
I
HUMPH! I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF,
MU
I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF, MULIA.
PI
MULIA. PINKIE, STOP.
TH
PINKIE, STOP. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
LO
THIS IS RIDICULOUS. LOOK AT HER.
[
LOOK AT HER. [ INCOHERENT MUMBLING ]
HU
[ INCOHERENT MUMBLING ] HUH. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
TH
HUH. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. THANK YOU!
BU
THANK YOU! BUT I WAS SO SURE THAT IT WAS
ON
BUT I WAS SO SURE THAT IT WAS ONE OF THE OTHER BITTER BAKERS
TH
ONE OF THE OTHER BITTER BAKERS THAT DESTROYED THE MMMM.
TH
THAT DESTROYED THE MMMM. THAT WAY, THEIR DELICIOUS
DE
THAT WAY, THEIR DELICIOUS DESSERT WOULD REIGN SUPREME.
I
DESSERT WOULD REIGN SUPREME. I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT JOE'S
DO
I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT JOE'S DONUTOPIA.
IT
DONUTOPIA. IT'S A SPECTACULAR CITY OF
DO
IT'S A SPECTACULAR CITY OF DONUTTY DELIGHT, TOPPED
TE
DONUTTY DELIGHT, TOPPED TEMPTINGLY IN SPRINK-A-LICIOUS
SP
TEMPTINGLY IN SPRINK-A-LICIOUS SPRINKLES.
AN
SPRINKLES. AND GUSTAVE'S ECLAIRS LOOK
IN
AND GUSTAVE'S ECLAIRS LOOK INCREDIBLY EDIBLE WITH
GL
INCREDIBLY EDIBLE WITH GLISTENING GLAZINESS.
BU
GLISTENING GLAZINESS. BUT THEN THERE'S MULIA MILD'S
MO
BUT THEN THERE'S MULIA MILD'S MOOSE MOUSSE.
WH
MOOSE MOUSSE. WHY THIS MOUTH-WATERINGLY
MA
WHY THIS MOUTH-WATERINGLY MARVELOUS MOOSE MOUSSE TEMPTS
TH
MARVELOUS MOOSE MOUSSE TEMPTS THE TASTE BUDS WITH ITS SILKY
SM
THE TASTE BUDS WITH ITS SILKY SMOOTH, YUMMY-NUMMY
CH
SMOOTH, YUMMY-NUMMY CHOCOLATINESS.
SO
CHOCOLATINESS. SO WHY DID THIS CRIMINAL DEVOUR
TH
SO WHY DID THIS CRIMINAL DEVOUR THE MARZIPAN MASCARPONE MERINGUE
MA
THE MARZIPAN MASCARPONE MERINGUE MADNESS WHILE LEAVING THIS TRIO
OF
MADNESS WHILE LEAVING THIS TRIO OF TASTY TREATS UNTOUCHED?
[
OF TASTY TREATS UNTOUCHED? [ SCREAM ]
HU
[ SCREAM ] HUH.
NO
HUH. NOW I HAVE NO IDEA WHO DO DONED
IT
TH
THIS MYSTERY GETS MORE
MY
THIS MYSTERY GETS MORE MYSTERIOUS EVERY MINUTE.
WE
MYSTERIOUS EVERY MINUTE. WELL, YOU HAVE TO STOP THE
WI
WELL, YOU HAVE TO STOP THE WILD ACCUSATIONS AND GET TO THE
TR
WILD ACCUSATIONS AND GET TO THE TRUTH.
EV
TRUTH. EVERYPONY GO BACK TO YOUR CARS
WH
EVERYPONY GO BACK TO YOUR CARS WHILE WE DO A LITTLE
IN
WHILE WE DO A LITTLE INVESTIGATING.
OK
INVESTIGATING. OKAY, PINKIE, IN ORDER TO REALLY
SO
OKAY, PINKIE, IN ORDER TO REALLY SOLVE THIS MYSTERY, WE'RE GOING
TO
SOLVE THIS MYSTERY, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND CLUES.
NO
TO HAVE TO FIND CLUES. NOW YOU WERE HERE AT THE SCENE
OF
NOW YOU WERE HERE AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME ALL NIGHT.
[
OF THE CRIME ALL NIGHT. [ GASP ] YOU'RE NOT ACCUSING
ME
[ GASP ] YOU'RE NOT ACCUSING ME, ARE YOU?
NO
ME, ARE YOU? NO, BUT MAYBE YOU SAW
SO
NO, BUT MAYBE YOU SAW SOMETHING THAT WILL HELP US.
I
SOMETHING THAT WILL HELP US. I SAW A SILHOUETTE IN THE
MO
I SAW A SILHOUETTE IN THE MOONLIGHT.
GO
MOONLIGHT. GOOD.
LE
TH
THEN I CHASED THE CULPRIT
DO
THEN I CHASED THE CULPRIT DOWN THE TRAIN, TOWARDS THE
CA
DOWN THE TRAIN, TOWARDS THE CABOOSE.
BU
CABOOSE. BUT WHEN I GOT THERE, HE WAS
GO
BUT WHEN I GOT THERE, HE WAS GONE.
HM
GONE. HMM.
AH
HMM. AHA!
OU
I
I THINK I KNOW WHO DID IT,
PI
I THINK I KNOW WHO DID IT, PINKIE.
AL
PINKIE. ALREADY?
YE
ALREADY? YES, BUT I NEED MORE EVIDENCE
TO
YES, BUT I NEED MORE EVIDENCE TO CONFIRM.
TE
TO CONFIRM. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
I
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED NEXT. I HEARD SOMEPONY ELSE IN THE
DE
I HEARD SOMEPONY ELSE IN THE DESSERT CAR AND CHASED THEM UP
TO
DESSERT CAR AND CHASED THEM UP TO THE ENGINE.
BU
TO THE ENGINE. BUT WHEN I GOT THERE, ALL I SAW
WA
BUT WHEN I GOT THERE, ALL I SAW WAS THE CONDUCTOR SHOVELING
CO
WAS THE CONDUCTOR SHOVELING COAL.
TH
COAL. THE CONDUCTOR, HUH?
[
THE CONDUCTOR, HUH? [ GASP ]
BU
WH
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, PINKIE?
WE
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, PINKIE? WELL, I WENT BACK TO THE
DE
YE
YES?
TH
YES? THE CURTAINS MYSTERIOUSLY
CL
THE CURTAINS MYSTERIOUSLY CLOSED ALL ON THEIR OWN.
IN
CLOSED ALL ON THEIR OWN. INTERESTING.
AN
INTERESTING. ANYTHING ELSE?
I
ANYTHING ELSE? I HEARD HOOFSTEPS, A LOUD
TH
I HEARD HOOFSTEPS, A LOUD THUD...
AN
THUD... AND THEN THEY WERE GONE.
WH
AND THEN THEY WERE GONE. WHEN I OPENED THE CURTAINS,
I
WHEN I OPENED THE CURTAINS, I SAW THE PORTRAIT BY THE DOOR
WA
I SAW THE PORTRAIT BY THE DOOR WAS ALL CROOKED.
OH
[
[ GROWLING ]
WH
[ GROWLING ] WHAT NEXT, PINKIE?
TH
WHAT NEXT, PINKIE? THAT'S IT.
I
THAT'S IT. I WAS HERE GUARDING THE CAKE THE
RE
I WAS HERE GUARDING THE CAKE THE REST OF THE NIGHT.
I
REST OF THE NIGHT. I MEAN...
I
I MEAN... I SLEPT BY THE CAKE THE REST OF
TH
I SLEPT BY THE CAKE THE REST OF THE NIGHT.
AN
THE NIGHT. AND WHEN YOU WOKE UP, HALF
TH
AND WHEN YOU WOKE UP, HALF THE CAKE WAS GONE?
EX
THE CAKE WAS GONE? EXACTLY!
BY
EXACTLY! BY JOVE, I THINK I'VE GOT IT!
CA
BY JOVE, I THINK I'VE GOT IT! CALL EVERYPONY BACK.
WE
CALL EVERYPONY BACK. WE HAVE A CAKE CULPRIT TO CATCH.
WH
WE HAVE A CAKE CULPRIT TO CATCH. WHY ARE WE ALL HERE AGAIN?
[
WHY ARE WE ALL HERE AGAIN? [ DOOR CLOSING ]
I
[ DOOR CLOSING ] I BET YOU'RE WONDERING WHY
YO
I BET YOU'RE WONDERING WHY YOU'RE ALL HERE AGAIN.
SH
YOU'RE ALL HERE AGAIN. SHE'S GOOD!
WE
SHE'S GOOD! WE HAVE DISCOVERED THE TRUE
CU
WE HAVE DISCOVERED THE TRUE CULPRIT OF THIS CAKE CARNAGE.
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CULPRIT OF THIS CAKE CARNAGE. BUT HOW?
WE
BUT HOW? WELL, YOU SEE, WHEN
CO
WELL, YOU SEE, WHEN COMMITTING A CRIME, IT'S CRUCIAL
TH
COMMITTING A CRIME, IT'S CRUCIAL THAT ONE NEVER LEAVES BEHIND
CL
THAT ONE NEVER LEAVES BEHIND CLUES, ESPECIALLY AN OBVIOUS
CL
CLUES, ESPECIALLY AN OBVIOUS CLUE LIKE THIS.
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CLUE LIKE THIS. all: [ GASP ]
AH
all: [ GASP ] AHA!
A
AHA! A BLUE FEATHER.
I
A BLUE FEATHER. I KNEW IT WAS YOU, GUSTAVE LE
GR
I KNEW IT WAS YOU, GUSTAVE LE GRAND!
PI
GRAND! PINKIE, GUSTAVE DOESN'T HAVE
BL
PINKIE, GUSTAVE DOESN'T HAVE BLUE FEATHERS.
NO
BLUE FEATHERS. NO! 'CAUSE HE'S BEEN DYING
TH
NO! 'CAUSE HE'S BEEN DYING THEM!
NO
THEM! NO, PINKIE.
RE
NO, PINKIE. REMEMBER HOW WHEN YOU CHASED THE
SU
REMEMBER HOW WHEN YOU CHASED THE SUSPECT TO THE CABOOSE, THEY
SU
SUSPECT TO THE CABOOSE, THEY SUDDENLY DISAPPEARED?
TH
SUDDENLY DISAPPEARED? THAT'S BECAUSE THEY FLEW AWAY.
BU
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY FLEW AWAY. BUT THE THIEF DID LEAVE A LITTLE
SO
BUT THE THIEF DID LEAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING BEHIND, DIDN'T YOU,
RA
SOMETHING BEHIND, DIDN'T YOU, RAINBOW DASH?
I-
RAINBOW DASH? I-I DON'T EVEN LIKE CAKE!
SO
I-I DON'T EVEN LIKE CAKE! SO RAINBOW DASH DID IT!
CA
SO RAINBOW DASH DID IT! CASE SOLVED!
CA
CASE SOLVED! CASE NOT SOLVED, BECAUSE WHEN
WE
CASE NOT SOLVED, BECAUSE WHEN WE WENT TO THE ENGINE, I SAW
TH
WE WENT TO THE ENGINE, I SAW THE CONDUCTOR'S HAT.
AN
THE CONDUCTOR'S HAT. AND INSIDE THE HAT WAS...
TH
AND INSIDE THE HAT WAS... THIS.
SO
THIS. SO IT WAS YOU.
TH
SO IT WAS YOU. THAT PINK HAIR CAME FROM YOUR
RA
THAT PINK HAIR CAME FROM YOUR RAINBOW COLORED MANE!
I
RAINBOW COLORED MANE! I DON'T HAVE PINK IN MY MANE,
PI
I DON'T HAVE PINK IN MY MANE, PINKIE!
SO
PINKIE! SO YOU'RE WEARING A WIG?
OW
SO YOU'RE WEARING A WIG? OW! CUT IT OUT!
PI
OW! CUT IT OUT! PINKIE, REMEMBER?
YO
PINKIE, REMEMBER? YOU CHASED A PONY TO THE ENGINE
WH
YOU CHASED A PONY TO THE ENGINE WHERE YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW THE
CO
WHERE YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW THE CONDUCTOR SHOVELING COAL, BUT
TH
CONDUCTOR SHOVELING COAL, BUT THAT WASN'T THE CONDUCTOR AT
AL
THAT WASN'T THE CONDUCTOR AT ALL.
IT
ALL. IT WAS...FLUTTERSHY!
[
IT WAS...FLUTTERSHY! [ GASP] OH, MY.
YO
[ GASP] OH, MY. YOU'RE GOING DOWN,
FL
YOU'RE GOING DOWN, FLUTTERSHY!
PI
FLUTTERSHY! PINKIE!
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PINKIE! BUT THEN ANOTHER CLUE CONFOUNDED
MY
BUT THEN ANOTHER CLUE CONFOUNDED MY SUSPICIONS.
YO
MY SUSPICIONS. YOU WERE GUARDING THE CAKE WHEN
TH
YOU WERE GUARDING THE CAKE WHEN THE CURTAINS MYSTERIOUSLY
CL
THE CURTAINS MYSTERIOUSLY CLOSED.
BU
CLOSED. BUT THAT'S NO MYSTERY, THAT'S
MA
BUT THAT'S NO MYSTERY, THAT'S MAGIC.
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MAGIC. BUT WHEN THE THIEF TRIED TO MAKE
TH
BUT WHEN THE THIEF TRIED TO MAKE THEIR GREAT ESCAPE...
[
THEIR GREAT ESCAPE... [ CLANG ]
TH
[ CLANG ] THEY LEFT A LITTLE ADDITION
TO
THEY LEFT A LITTLE ADDITION TO THE PORTRAIT.
HA
TO THE PORTRAIT. HAS ANYPONY ELSE NOTICED THAT
RA
HAS ANYPONY ELSE NOTICED THAT RARITY IS WEARING HER HAIR
RA
RARITY IS WEARING HER HAIR RATHER DIFFERENTLY TODAY?
WH
RATHER DIFFERENTLY TODAY? WHAT?
IS
WHAT? IS IT A CRIME TO CHANGE ONE'S
ST
IS IT A CRIME TO CHANGE ONE'S STYLE NOW AND AGAIN?
WH
STYLE NOW AND AGAIN? WHY, I THINK IT'S A CRIME NOT
TO
WHY, I THINK IT'S A CRIME NOT TO.
RE
TO. REALLY?
FI
REALLY? FINE, I'M GUILTY!
I
FINE, I'M GUILTY! I WEAR FALSE EYELASHES!
OH
I WEAR FALSE EYELASHES! OH, AND I TOOK A BIT OF THE
CA
OH, AND I TOOK A BIT OF THE CAKE.
SO
CAKE. SO DID I.
AW
SO DID I. AW, NUTS! SO DID I.
YO
AW, NUTS! SO DID I. YOU JUST MADE IT SOUND SO
DE
YOU JUST MADE IT SOUND SO DELECTABLE.
SO
DELECTABLE. SO TASTY.
AN
SO TASTY. AND BOY, WAS IT!
I
AND BOY, WAS IT! I ONLY MEANT TO TAKE A LITTLE
LA
I ONLY MEANT TO TAKE A LITTLE LADYLIKE BITE.
BU
LADYLIKE BITE. BUT IT WAS SO GOOD.
YE
BUT IT WAS SO GOOD. YEAH, I JUST DOVE RIGHT IN!
BU
YEAH, I JUST DOVE RIGHT IN! BUT I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
TE
BUT I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY. TERRIBLY SORRY.
SO
TERRIBLY SORRY. SORRY, PINKIE.
TH
SORRY, PINKIE. THAT'S OKAY.
AT
THAT'S OKAY. AT LEAST THIS MYSTERY IS FINALLY
SO
AT LEAST THIS MYSTERY IS FINALLY SOLVED.
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SOLVED. BUT IT ISN'T.
WE
BUT IT ISN'T. WE FIGURED OUT WHO ATE THE
MA
WE FIGURED OUT WHO ATE THE MARZIPAN MASCARPONE MERINGUE
MA
MARZIPAN MASCARPONE MERINGUE MADNESS, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW
WH
MADNESS, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHO DEVOURED THE OTHER BAKER'S
GO
WHO DEVOURED THE OTHER BAKER'S GOODS.
YO
GOODS. YOU'RE RIGHT, TWILIGHT.
YO
YOU'RE RIGHT, TWILIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO?
WE
YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO? WELL, YES, I DO.
DO
WELL, YES, I DO. DO YOU?
LO
UH
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
WE
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH. WELL, PINKIE, DID YOU FIND
TH
WELL, PINKIE, DID YOU FIND THE DEVOURER OF THE DESSERTS?
I
THE DEVOURER OF THE DESSERTS? I MOST CERTAINLY DID.
IT
I MOST CERTAINLY DID. IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN...
TH
IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN... THE BAKERS!
al
THE BAKERS! all: [ GASP ]
FI
all: [ GASP ] FIRST OF ALL, GUSTAVE HAS
MO
FIRST OF ALL, GUSTAVE HAS MOUSSE IN HIS MOUSTACHE!
AN
AND MULIA HAS SPRINKLES IN HER
WR
AND MULIA HAS SPRINKLES IN HER WRINKLES!
WH
WRINKLES! WHAT DO YOU SAY, BAKERS?
OH
WHAT DO YOU SAY, BAKERS? OH, AND I AM SO SORRY, MULIA.
BU
OH, AND I AM SO SORRY, MULIA. BUT PINKIE MADE YOUR MOOSE
MO
BUT PINKIE MADE YOUR MOOSE MOUSSE SOUND--[ SLURP ]-- TRES
MA
MOUSSE SOUND--[ SLURP ]-- TRES MAGNIFIQUE.
AN
MAGNIFIQUE. AND PINKIE'S DESCRIPTION OF
YO
AND PINKIE'S DESCRIPTION OF YOUR ECLAIRS REALLY DID MAKE 'EM
SO
YOUR ECLAIRS REALLY DID MAKE 'EM SOUND SCRUMPTIOUS.
AN
SOUND SCRUMPTIOUS. AND THE WAY SHE SPOKE OF YOUR
YO
AND THE WAY SHE SPOKE OF YOUR YOUR DONUTOPIA--[ GASP ]--
WA
WE
WELL, EVERYPONY, WE FINALLY
HA
WELL, EVERYPONY, WE FINALLY HAVE THE MYSTERY SOLVED.
YE
HAVE THE MYSTERY SOLVED. YES, BUT NOW WE DON'T HAVE
AN
YES, BUT NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY DESSERTS TO ENTER INTO THE
CO
ANY DESSERTS TO ENTER INTO THE CONTEST.
I
CONTEST. I THINK WE CAN FIX THAT.
CO
I THINK WE CAN FIX THAT. COME ON!
DE
COME ON! DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA,
TO
DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA, TODAY I LEARNED THAT IT'S NOT
GO
TODAY I LEARNED THAT IT'S NOT GOOD TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.
YO
GOOD TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS. YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT ALL THE
FA
YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT ALL THE FACTS BEFORE SAYING SOMEPONY
DI
FACTS BEFORE SAYING SOMEPONY DID SOMETHING.
IF
DID SOMETHING. IF YOU DON'T, YOU COULD END UP
BL
IF YOU DON'T, YOU COULD END UP BLAMING SOMEPONY FOR SOMETHING
TH
BLAMING SOMEPONY FOR SOMETHING THEY NEVER DID.
TH
THEY NEVER DID. THIS COULD HURT THEIR FEELINGS,
AN
THIS COULD HURT THEIR FEELINGS, AND IT COULD MAKE YOU LOOK
RE
AND IT COULD MAKE YOU LOOK REALLY FOOLISH.
SO
REALLY FOOLISH. SO FROM NOW ON, I WILL ALWAYS
MA
SO FROM NOW ON, I WILL ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO GET ALL THE FACTS.
HO
MAKE SURE TO GET ALL THE FACTS. HOW'S THAT FOR A LESSON,
PR
HOW'S THAT FOR A LESSON, PRINCESS CELESTIA?
CA
PRINCESS CELESTIA? CARE FOR A BITE?
I
CARE FOR A BITE? I DON'T MIND IF I DO.
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♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
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♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
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