If the Statues Could Talk... - 1995-12-06 09:09 email

6f776e6c6f6164732f496d6167654d image fringe loggedin no-preview 1995-12 These files were stored at: * "Volume in drive G is My Passport \ Volume Serial Number is FE5F-25CA" > "G:\iphone\202110__\IMG_0004.JPG" - JPG file, not uploaded to this item by me * "Volume in drive H is My Passport \ Volume Serial Number is 1093-F3E8" > "H:\1\2001[...]\img0004n.jpg" - JPG image Email text: <pre>Subject: FW: If the Statues Could Talk... Date: Wednesday, December 06, 1995 09:09 ---------- For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly , but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking conspiratorially. Grinning widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on it's head."</pre>Differences between the above text and the relevant text in archive.org/stream/g-force-1-may-2002/G-Force%201%20May%202002_djvu.txt: * heaven and approached the statues. ‘You’ve been such * the angel announced to them. "That I * from which shortly could be heard a good deal of giggling * said the angel, winking at them * Grinning widely the female statue * Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head! 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