>Be Luna
>Apperantly Incognito wanted a date of all things and wouldn't just tell you
>Typical men and their crap, he'll probably say "I don't care" or "I don't know" when you ask him where he wants to go for the date
>You can't tell Celestia about it because she might castrate the poor boy out of anger
>Only one person to call
>"Hello this is Cadence!"
"Hi Cadence, I am having...a romantic problem"
>"Oh my god you asked someone out on a date?!"
"Not exactly but I do have a date nonetheless, we don't have any plans yet but he did give me his number to call and make plans!"
>"Did you wait three days to call him?"
"What? No I just got it yesterday."
>"Don't immediately call him, it'll make you look desperate"
"That sounds like very stupid and shallow thing to do."
>"Jeez okay touchy, send a puss pic then."
"WHT!?!"
>Your face lights up like California did
>"What? All men like getting puss pics from girls they like."
"I'm not going to do that! That's just indecent!!"
>"Stop yelling in my ear!"
"Sorry but you make it sound like I'm a hopeless teenager."
>"I mean you kind of are."
"I'm 24!"
>"Yeah I know that but you have been a virgin your entire life, you gotta lose your v-card at some point."
>This was a mistake
"Bye Cadence"
>Hang up
>Who will you call for help now?